Hobo zen wisdom to see if you are a hobo

If you look like Lee Marvin, then you are a hobo!

A lot of people waste their time in denial of accepting reality.  Look in the mirror.  Are you fat?  Are you wearing Kmart clothes?  Are you old?  Is your car gauge reading higher on the temperature than the fuel level?  Are bill collectors and tax collectors calling more than your buddies?  Do you argue  these questions don’t apply to you?

USA is finally realizing how bad things really are right now.  18 million looking for work and getting stories on how rich people stold your job.  Obama wants us to just wait for government handouts.  I suggest  you folks get moving and stop waiting for help.  We can cut through the nonsense.  You are a hobo, and I suggest we all consider visiting Washington D.C. asking for these handouts.  A couple million hobo folk visiting our White House will have Harry Reid holding his nose, because we smell. Nancy Pelosi will suggest we visit John Boehner, because it’s all his fault.

Get on the hobo trail.  Get some good shoes for walking, get your shoulder nap sack for Spam, peanut butter, and a box of Saltine crackers.  A good leather cap with a bandanca will keep the head from getting fried by the sun.  Don’t wait for Uncle Sam, because just like Santa Claus he’s not real.  Obama is real, and so are us hobo.