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Groping Title Goes to?

November 16, 2017

Nobody feels at ease with sleazy predators.  One of the classic techniques is to grope a girl or woman in a public place to avoid a slap or scream.  Or grope a woman dead asleep from a grueling USO tour entertaining our troops around the world.

Many choose to give the Groping Title to Alabama Republican candidate Roy Moore running for senate.  But wait just a darn minute!  Arkansas gave us Slick Willy Clinton.  Minnesota has Senator Al Franken!  Delaware gave us Senator Joe Biden.  Who can cut the voting at this point?  USA has a right to choose!

Al Franken enjoyed a feel on exhausted Leeann Tweeden during USO tour.

Senator Franken loves to heap scorn and smart ass comments on anyone that offends his superior moral compass.  Why did Al want to stage a groping grab of Leeann Tweeden?  Why did he need to capture this posed grope for posterity?  Al did not effusively apologize and seek forgiveness from Leeann or her military husband!  He must have already gave himself a pass on this sick stunt.

Can former Senator Joe Biden share the stage with this newcomer to the groping competition?  Joe has definitely groped more children and adults in public in still pictures and video over many years.

I cringe at the thought that USA had Joe Biden representing our country.  I do not want Franken or Moore to be in public office.


UCLA basketball thieves

November 15, 2017

USA college basketball was on display in China.  Our ambassadors of NCAA sports had 3 thieves get more attention than they merit.  UCLA ucla-logo-bearvs Georgia Tech GThad traveled around the world with their young players to showcase our best student athletes.  It was embarrassing to get our president to bail out these petty crime crooks captured in the act of theft in China.

These players are possibly multi-millionaires in waiting for NBA riches.  However, they just had to lift Luis Vuitton merchandise to score free stuff.  Will stealing stuff make any difference to their professional future?  Sad to acknowledge that nobody cares about the players who did not embarrass our country and who represented USA with integrity and good manners.

Xi and Trump in China 2017

With all of the serious issues and problems in the world, these 3 knuckle heads did not merit the time and attention that distracted President Xi and President Trump!


Screw Cap Wine Bottles

November 11, 2017

My generation lived in the golden age of free love  and “Don’t trust anyone over 30!”  We were so damn smart, we knew “the whole world is watching!”

As a college student, I never did turn on with the drug culture.  I did discover the magic and power of Bacchus!


With little spending cash from my part time job in a book warehouse, my homage to Bacchus found the wines of the 1970’s.  My music performing arts buddies joked that our  wine is cured in transit on a railroad tank car.  Ripple wine was the Gallo priced for drunks laying about in alleys with a paper sack, or college students.  There were gallon jugs of Paisano red wine for Italian pizza parties.  The variety of Boone’s Farm wine flavors were bought for social mixers with the charming young ladies visiting our bachelor pad apartment over the weekend.


Forget about struggling with opening a corked bottle of wine.  Even if you are sloppy drunk, you can twist off a screw cap without spilling wine or breaking the bottle.  Young ladies do respect a connoisseur of the finer things in life, even if you can only buy screw cap Ripple.

It is hysterical to see the elaborate rituals and tools for uncorking wine.  A brisk turn of the wrist is all you need!


The decade of 1970 had a lot of poor young guys and gals trying to enjoy life in the worst economy with few jobs to pay for a real wine cellar.  I and my classmates survived and found fun aided by the screwcap wines.  Like most of our artifacts, and terrible fashions; all are long gone to scrap heaps.  Do not ask me to remember specifics about our parties.  We had fun, but little to remember except witness accounts by the sober among us.


The sun rises in the East!

November 8, 2017

Our 45th President Donald J Trump put his priority on visiting Saudi Arabia as his first international journey for diplomacy.  The security of our USA is linked to exterminating Islamic terrorism.  The timing of this visit did reassure the anguished recent victims of Islamic terror around the globe that the USA has focused on peace and security.  President Trump made a emphatic speech that Saudi Arabia is essential to driving out Islamic terrorists.

Saudi Arabia officially unveiled their Anti-Terrorist Center to President Trump on his visit.  This center has technological sizzle with cyber security advances.


Our president was spending valuable time with the current king’s designated future leader of Saudi Arabia, Prince Mohammed Bin Salman.  The population of  Saudi Arabia is now a millennial age generation.  Their wealth from oil created a odd welfare state that did not demand everyone work.  No healthy country can remain vital with free loaders in the majority.  Terrorists and revolution thrive with idle young adults.

The wealth from oil increased after World War II, with President Eisenhower sending USA companies in helping Saudi Arabia with ARAMCO including our major companies.  The natural resource wealth of the nation did enrich the royalty of the nation.  Prince Mohammed surprised those who enjoyed the wealth of state for a long time.


Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal has cut a wide swath in international finance with handling sovereign wealth investments.  He indulged himself by living a lavish lifestyle, such as the jet with his royal chair.  His investments are supposed to be for the country and not himself.  By his arrest, the investments need to be reviewed based on intrinsic value instead of his ego.  Saudi Arabia cannot afford to ruin their future by depending on mediocre investments from the past.

Do not be afraid to “Go East young man!  Go East!”  If you have the skills and business to help grow Saudi Arabia, then your wealth can grow there.  I know energy executives from the old Mobil that did well by their assignment there in the last millennium.  The future looks bright.





11 Minutes of Panic?

November 3, 2017

Thursday November 2, 2017 had millions in panic for 11 minutes!  Twitter shut off a user account on that evening.  11 minutes we all lost contact with @realDonaldTrump on Twitter!

Rachel Siegel of the Chicago Tribune newspaper confirmed that an employee on their last day as an employee savagely shut off Donald Trump account!  This seems hard to believe.  Especially, since there is an alternative theory volunteered by The One and this prophecy appeared in the sacred source; HUFFPOST on 11/20/2016.  While serving as president and soothe sayer, Barrack Hussein Obama laughed that Donald J Trump lost control of his Twitter account to campaign staffers shutting him off.  Unfortunately, the Obama crystal ball did not reveal the literal collapse of Hillary Clinton in her failed campaign to be come president.

Tweety Bird always entertained by denying Sylvester the cat a canary for a meal.  “I tawt I taw a puddy tat!  I did! I did!  I did taw a puddy tat!”


Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook seem as cute and innocent as this cartoon canary.  But are they?  ISIS?  Russia?  Why are evil plots using social media to target citizens of USA?  I refuse to kill the canary!  I do not really care about social media as much as the cartoon character.

Why is the Twitter employee denied his 11 minutes of fame?  Nobody has interviewed or invited this Twitter account killer to give his story!  It is hysterical that so many people get mad about their Twitter account that is free.  You get what you pay for.  That’s all folks!

Halloween Hash 2017

October 31, 2017

Halloween in the USA in 2017 is kept alive by the children and the child inside adults.  Yesterday, the Menominee children were laughing and marching around the town of Keshena in costumes to collect candy.  I remembered days gone by of my trick or treat adventures with school buddies by Midway airport in Chicago.

Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, Glenn Strange, Lon Chaney, Jr., and Bela Lugosi in ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN, 1948.

My costume was usually a hobo or pirate.  Now my costume is dressing like a grumpy old man.  Decided to take a picture of my breakfast frying pan with organic egg over easy with corned beef hash using olive oil.

Halloween is definitely scarier today.  In Washington D.C. we have to avoid swamp rats sneaking into every dark corner of 5 star gourmet restaurants.  Innocent member of congress and senate are trapped in drinking fine wine and massive steaks with lobbyists.

Hollywood is reeking of scandals triggered by raging hormones.  Actress assaults by producers are common, and teenage male actors are not safe either from lecherous homosexual actors.  Tinsel town is more like a bordello.  Halloween seems normal compared to the movie industry.

My favorite Halloween movie is still Abbot & Costello Meet Frankenstein.  The children of today are way ahead on using technology.  I knew how to dial a phone.  Phones today are in your pocket and offer a magic carpet through the internet.

Kids still get wound up and ready to head out trick or treating today.  Look out world!  There will be a lot of bellyaches Wednesday from candy overload.



Senate plays Trick or Treat

October 25, 2017

News media are outraged and moaning over Senators they never cover until these ignored senators attack President Trump!  What have these senators ever done in office?  Anybody in the USA know of Senator Flake?  Anybody in the USA know of Senator Corker?  Both of these characters wanted to become celebrities by whining that our president was not being nice to them.

Why is our president being attacked by almost all of the commercial news media glamour boys and girls?  At this point nobody can attack his improving our economy!  So these “reporters” whine over lazy senators mad at our tough talking president?  Nobody cares about these lazy bums!


President Donald Trump and other male White House officials bounced along to a ceremonial sword dance in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia outside the Murabba Palace. President Trump has the sword of leadership!

I had the misfortune to be represented by Senator Dick Durbin while we lived in Saint Charles, Illinois.  We had a trick or treat surprise by our senator on his campaign to get the international Super Collider  project right in our neighborhood!  There would be blasting and heavy equipment tunneling under our home for years to dig out a huge circle for accelerating stuff for physics discoveries.  We attended a public meeting after the secret plan was hatched by dunce Durbin.  Nobody was happy but he pretended we all loved his idea and rushed out.  Our only help came from Switzerland winning the bid to build the super collider under the Alps.  The Swiss saved our happy home.  We did leave Illinois to move to Wisconsin to reduce taxes, improve our quality of life, and avoid Durbin.

Durbin is so dumb, he got shoved off by President Obama in favor of Senator Schumer to lead Democrats.  Senator Flake is so dumb, he thinks standing up with Durbin to attack our president is a Profile in Courage ?  What have any of these free loaders ever done while in service in our senate?

We can count on Senators Corker and Flake appearing on the usual late night enemies of our president.  Fallon, Colbert, and what’s his name that cries a lot will gush over these boo birds. Trick or Treat?


Hillary powerful pickle princess prowess!

What is your password?

October 7, 2017

Anecdote on updating my software for my iPhone 6 confirms I am over the hill.  I keep getting messages from my phone that there is an upgrade to download.  Alright already, damn it!  I downloaded it Friday night after seeing the Cubs win.  I am not a fan of the team, but my sons are fans of my era “lovable losers” & “Wait ’til next year!”

I hate computers.  I tolerate my cell phone, but do not love it.  My 16 Gigabyte storage capacity was jammed full like the old front hall closet of Fibber McGee & Molly.  I had to delete more songs I like so the new software could be added.  Then it happened! Right after I deleted the complete anthology of Miley Cyrus and Cher!

My new software asked me to type in my password!  My passwords in my  notes were safe inside my phone locked by the millionaire software guru folks who design updates to torment us.  I do not know any Russian hackers to ask for help.  I created a new password that I also wrote on an index card by pen in ink and stored it in my safe.  My software blocked me until I would enter my iCloud password, which is the old password I did not remember!  I was cursing and thanking my wife for her advice she gave me afterwards; “That is the reason I did not update my software on iPhone!”  She is smarter than me, damn it!

My Saturday morning schedule was to visit the cell phone store in town to beg and plead to free my phone.  A mother to be sat behind the counter and looked at me with suspicion as I walked up to her.  I omitted my cursing from the night before and restrained my voice to sound reasonable.  She looked at me like “Another old idiot!”  She swiftly opened my phone after I shared my 4 digit pass code and my new password.  How many obstacles do software guys create to users?

They had the new iPhone 8.  Of course I picked it up.  My 16 GB was full up.  The new 64 GB will be enough for music and pictures until the next software upgrade.  IMG_0397 My last selfie with the old 6!


Boris & Natasha on Twitter?

September 30, 2017

The great hunt for agents from Russia hiding in Trump Tower had our secret intelligence surveillance of Trump campaign staff and the Manhattan home base of Donald J. Trump.  Wiretaps intercepted citizen phone calls.  USA started turning on cellular phones to eavesdrop discussions in private even when no calls were made to anyone.  While this frantic search spied on our citizens, there were a lot of agents from Russia walking into Facebook & Twitter posing as citizens with money to spend.

During my youth, I loved the cartoon show and comic books featuring Rocky & Bullwinkle  into threatening situations by the nefarious goofy plots of villains Boris & Natasha.  

Putin Russia Navy Doctrine

There were real plots afoot by Vladimir Putin using any open window, door, or social media in our USA.  Of course, our president 44 ignored these warnings from our intelligence agents.  Obama has earned his own unique chapter in our history of espionage ignored.  He did allow Cuba the benefits of our economy, while ignoring their dirty tricks that crippled our State Department staff in Havana.

News media hounded President Donald J Trump daily to explain what he knew,  & when did he know of Russia meddling in his campaign!  Those questions are now left in the storage locker of glamour puss journalists more worried about their hair than their facts.

Facebook lets video postings show murder of an old black pedestrian.  It is not difficult for anyone to enter social media to subvert and pervert the internet community.  Russia wanted to distract and divide our country.  There must surely be agents from Russia walking the hallways of every news organization of the social media world and video broadcast news.

Invading Facebook and Twitter did happen with Russia.  Nobody cares to check their news employees if they are agents for Vladimir Putin.  New York Times will surely ignore this whole investigation.

Prove it NFL!

September 24, 2017

Imagine you worked for a company where 70% of your employees were of one race?  Could you pretend that there is no profiling or bias in selection of hiring?  Are the odds against you getting hired if you do not fit the race profile of the 70%?  You probably guessed my reason on pointing out bias and favoritism within the NFL.

Alejandro Villanueva was the lone Steeler player to recognize the flag of the United States during the public ceremony of our USA national anthem at Chicago Soldiers Field!  That was an act of courage to be the only Steeler and have to take the stares of his team.

Ignoring our national anthem, or ignoring the fans who respect our flag is an insult to the working poor who scrape up the money to make the players rich.  So the 70% Afro-American players in the NFL are protesting the white guilt and bias against these millionaires?  Lets increase the stakes here!  Lets start every game with our USA pledge of allegiance!  Why let a few mad angry players tarnish the whole league?  They want to be different, then let them be different.  DO NOT force me to agree with this dumb ass protest nonsense.  Do you think there might be qualified players eager to take the place of protesters?

It was my mistake to watch the Chicago Bears game against the Pittsburgh Steelers on September 24 at Chicago.  Steelers protest is an insult to their heritage and their departed owner.  Chicago still honors the Halas tradition and values by respecting our flag as a tradition from the good old days.

Trump tower flag

All of the NFL television personalities had the group speech programmed into their artificial brains.  These TV folks know it was wrong of President Trump to criticize FREEDOM OF SPEECH for NFL players.  So freedom of speech is showing no respect for our flag, becomes my patriotic duty to defend?  I’m not showing up for these millionaires guilt trip.  Honor the flag!  Play the game!  Tell me why whites are the minority in the NFL.  I will save $450 and not go to a professional game.



Federal spies are watching

September 19, 2017

Be prepared for FBI agents to let themselves into your home at 3:00 AM with their court order to ransack your house, take your computer and look through your files.  Be aware that your telephone and computer will be monitored at the whim of some nameless faceless federal demigod.  We are at the mercy of cold calculating political vultures that used the IRS to attack and harass TEA Party volunteers.  The 44th President Obama let loose the hounds of hell on political candidate Donald J Trump staff.

The court jesters of liberal entertainers ridiculed and belittled the protests of our 45th president Donald J Trump, when he was only a crackpot candidate that could NEVER win.  Candidate Trump was mentally unhinged to dare claim any concern on federal spying?  Facts confirm that massive spying on Trump campaign happened.  Now the victims of spying are in legal jeopardy by not recalling verbatim private conversations over months of spying.

Cone-of-Silence GET SMART

I enjoyed Get Smart making fun of spies who fumbled and used crazy spy tools.  The Cone of Silence was silly.  We do not have anyplace safe to have privacy anymore.  “Thank you, Obama!”

There is no point in listing the long number of 45 supporters who have been ridiculed, belittled, and harassed into walking away from candidate Trump.  Is this a coincidence?  Is it possible the ugly truth is commercial news media were the attack dogs of liberal savior Obama?  Did the constant heckling and smart ass comments from Saturday Night Live, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, and Stephen Colbert make life miserable enough to discourage supporters?  I am confident that President Obama abused his federal powers for petty political advantage in derailing the Trump Train.    I hold President 44 in contempt by his becoming a millionaire instead of being our top executive for USA.

If we ignore federal spying on political opponents, then welcome treason and tyrants to run our country.  Freedom for all of us is at stake to drag these criminals of 44 goon squad to face charges.  Everybody was excited and cheerful to link candidate Trump with spies from Russia.  These empty charges were invented to confuse and derail voters who supported Trump.  The accusations have suddenly gone into the shadows.  The accusers hide from their own false words.  We need to remind the swamp rats and celebrity journalists that their false charges hang them with the true facts revealed today.

Hurricane Report Must See

September 9, 2017

Every news network has a team of disaster video chasers.  The anchors sitting safely in their Manhattan studio set tell USA to “Stay tuned, America!”  Hurricanes are monsters for real.  During hurricane Sandy, the studio folks faced the deadly threats in person!


This is not a Photoshop mirage.  This is a real photo in the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy attack of the east coast.  The power and scope of nature in storm is awe inspiring.  Lady Liberty towers above people,  and the storm dwarfs this massive statue.  New York storm surge flooded subways and ignored distinctions of wealth or poverty for damage.

Palm trees at a hotel bend in the fierce

Living in the north woods of Wisconsin, we get howling rain storms and tornadoes.  We do not endure anything close to a hurricane.  In my business travels I had to work around hurricanes like Andrew.  Viewing from my jet plane window forest North Carolina land flattened over miles and miles amazed me on the power and size of Andrew storm.

I would never tempt fate by hanging around a hurricane.  Except, when my wife wanted to get away to Miami!  I was at a business conference in 1997 in Miami at the Doral Golf Resort, that is now owned by Trump Golf.  Bought a round trip ticket for my wife to meet me at the resort for the weekend.  It was raining for the whole week I was at meetings.  News reports alerted us every day on the threat of a hurricane developing.  We had 2 sons 7 and 5 years old ready to stay with maternal grandma and grandpa in Hinsdale, Illinois so mom could fly to Miami.  The risk was there but she confirmed all systems were GO!  We went out for dinner Saturday night with a long cab ride to South Beach area.  The Sunday morning exodus of storm evacuation left the huge resort a ghost town.  We were in the pool and had lots of attendants bringing us cocktails and snacks. We were treated like a king and queen, because there were only a handful of resort guests left.  There was no hurricane and the storm missed our area.  It did make me nervous, but it was also a memory we enjoy talking about today!  We owned the Doral Resort that weekend!

I hope this Irma path takes a better turn like storm we missed in 1997!  We can count on news teams staying in hurricanes to show destruction for better ratings.

Remember MOAB?

September 7, 2017

Does anyone remember when President Trump made history with a bomb?


Deep in Afghanistan remote terrain was a network of tunnels for hiding supplies and Islamic terrorists.  Instead of a dangerous military mission with troops, President Trump gave his military commanders the latitude to save lives and destroy an enemy safe base.

The MOAB made the first use of this massive ordinance.  Our president did not do a victory dance, or take a victory lap on a small event that sent a huge message.  Our military are not tied down with amateurs playing general like former president Obama.  Nobody needed a photo opportunity to show President Trump deep in thought waiting word on how the bomb blew up.  Commercial news media enjoys throwing cheap shots that bounce off our president anyway.

This was a clear signal to our adversaries on a new sheriff in the White House.  President 45 does have a unique style.  Entertaining the visiting leader of China over dessert, our president told him that he did launch missiles in retribution to Syria chemical weapon violations of human rights.   President Trump did enjoy the dessert served too!  This was at a Trump property.  Why not?

_trump_escalator1_June 16 2015



You can’t RESIST?

August 27, 2017

Don Rickles (God bless his soul) would be my choice for Master of Ceremonies to honor the celebrities and thugs who are RESIST!  There is no goal and there is no plan.  The whole mission is to protest, resist, pillage, burn, and kill.  The lofty noble goal of overthrowing a government elected into office is now the Democrat alternative!  Everyone involved are stupid publicity seekers with Facebook sites, Twitter trolls, Instagram video, YouTube video and live stream Facebook!

Many of those involved wear masks, hoods, and scarves to conceal their identity.  It is admirable that noble thugs, thieves and terrorists are modest to conceal their handiwork.  Why hide from us?  Yes, these people need to be in our spot light or criminal lineup.

Antifa banner boys

You can never find any news reports on Antifa, RESIST, BlackLivesMatter or ObamaShadowGovernment in the newspapers, on the radio or television.  We need to recognize, identify, and justly reward these people!  Believe it or not, commercial media have gone dark on any news about the Russia conspiracy in the Republican party.  What happened to Russia, Russia, Russia, and Russia?

I am prepared to bankroll a hobo jungle gala celebration to honor these people hiding from us.  Bernie Sanders promised a revolution and walked away with a payoff from Hillary Clinton to let her buy the Democrat nomination in 2016.  Bernie told his followers; “Start the Revolution without me, saps!”

Nominate and identify celebrities and thugs to be voted by email to Debbie Wasserman Schultz computer.  We invite Rebecca Lynch, Eric Holder, John Kerry and Hillary Clinton to accept our UP YOURS enema gift certificate.

Media Methane Alert

August 24, 2017

Everybody knows what it smells like!  Nobody needs a college degree to know something stinks.  Commercial media companies rely upon each news division to produce high advertising income with journalist celebrities attracting viewers.  Viewers are walking away from news.  “After this commercial break, we have a shocking video!”


Michelle tweets do not save lives in Nigeria!

Television news has shown every family with a television gruesome murders for entertainment programs and from news programs.  ISIS burns Christians in cages and beheads groups kneeling in shackles.  These barbaric acts are broadcast to families in home over their dinner together.  The response of our 44th president to many of these assaults against civilization was to merely posture in social media.  The kidnapped girls by African Islamic terrorists had a Twitter campaign by Michelle Obama as the official USA aid offered.  We sent military units to fight diarrhea in Africa with EBOLA battle.  We only talked about helping the kidnaped young girls in Africa.

News media quickly ignores and forgets “old news”!  The families of the girls waited years in hope of their return.  The girls who did get away, escaped on their own!  We know the news media are unreliable in following through difficult issues.  We had a deluge of hysterical stories implying and accusing Republicans of inviting Russia to get Donald J Trump elected president.  Suddenly, there is only silence from media going dark, and nobody offers an update because there is only smoke with no fire.

If we relied upon our commercial news media to learn about our world, then we all would be stumbling in the dark.  Every hurricane, tornado, blizzard or wild fire is shown with somebody standing amid the chaos to tell us what we see.

All terrorist attacks get video showing crushed and limp bodies of families run over by trucks or cars.  Nothing is done to identify the reason these attacks continue.  Media refuses to analyze the Islamic terrorist threats around the globe.  Some even dare to say we have to get used to terrorism, just like we get used to bad weather!

We recognize a stinker when we smell it.  Too many news panels are an echo chamber talking to themselves as America turns off their broadcast.  Do not light a match by a panel of celebrity journalists, because methane is explosive!  They stink up our television!


It is hysterical that news media experts gave our 45th president no chance to get elected! A lot of people came out in huge crowds at every campaign stop of Donald J Trump.  I was glad to see him in Green Bay with a lot of families and millennials  in his audience.  Yes, he did announce and call out “fake news” media for a spontaneous crowd “Bronx cheer”!  We all laughed as the media folks squirmed.

Sleepless in Seattle?

August 16, 2017

Seattle honors Lenin

Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov took on a pseudonym in pursuit of killing enough people to build a worker’s paradise in Russia.  Lenin was never appreciated in the conquered countries claimed by the USSR.   So how did a massive 16 foot tall statue of Lenin find a home in Seattle, Washington?

Lewis Carpenter was teaching in Poprad, Slovakia.  He saw this massive statue in a scrap yard after the break up of the USSR.  It seems the local folks were not fans of Lenin or any communist oppressor.  Carpenter saw a unique opportunity to ship this massive statue to his hometown of Seattle in 1995.  Thank you, Lewis Carpenter?  Nobody studies history in the USA anymore, so mass murderer oppressors are just considered works of art.

Just recently, a few citizens did discover that Lenin was a brutal butcher who killed many to free his oppressed citizens in Russia.  It would be interesting to get Senator Bernie Sanders insights into how Lenin ranks alongside Stalin and Marx.  People have been dumping red paint to symbolize the blood on Lenin’s hands literally.  The statue can be melted down into spittoons for the tobacco chewers!  It is time to pull the plug on Lenin!  Unless there are Democrats who would be offended?

Lenin bloody hand

This statue might be great on the beach of  Sanders ocean front mansion he bought with Hillary money to drop out of his Revolution campaign for president.  Will Pelosi, Schumer, and McCain support pulling down Lenin?  Folks in Seattle will be staying awake at night sleepless, until we know if Democrats and Rino folks get approval from Moscow to take down Lenin.

Guam secret Taotao Mo’na

August 12, 2017

Why do people travel the globe to take stuff?  These pursuits have gone on for thousands of years and are still flourishing today.  Ferdinand Magellan sailed for Spain to Guam in 1521.  His ship was greeted by dozens of outrigger canoes skimming across the sea waters.  He was impressed how swiftly they clambered on board and ran off with anything not nailed down, and even hauled away their dinghy!   Guam was claimed by Spain in the 17th century, but their dinghy was never found.  Big gun boats showed up, and informed the natives that their island is property of Spain.

Indigenous Chamorro inhabitants of Guam kept their traditions and memories of ancestors as a life line to their earlier freedom.  Spain gave up their claim for Guam to the USA in 1898 as part of settlement for Spanish-American War.  During World War II Japan invaded Guam in a fierce battle and enslaved the island December 10, 1941.  Their ancient spirits were their only consolation during beheadings and torture by imperial Japan.  USA did finally bring freedom back to Guam  August 10, 1944.  Japan fought to the last man and it was a deadly bloody siege for all involved.

Taotao Mo’ano is not a formal religion but it is a traditional belief in the enduring spirits of ancestors living in their forests and hills.  Similar to the liberal destiny belief expecting deprived minorities are born into the Democrat party.   If Magellan were traveling the world by car, he would discover that his car parked in the South side of Chicago would lose wheels, stereo, and battery in 15 minutes.

Guam today was singled out by North Korea as a target to retaliate against the USA.  Why blow up this island?  North Korea can ship over millions of illegal immigrants to overrun the island and get stuff!  Sadly, Guam has lots of advice from politicians like Senators Schumer and Feinstein who want to keep talking to North Korea while missiles are added for nuclear attack.  In solidarity we invite Schumer and Feinstein to stay on Guam until this problem is resolved!

Guam sputnik

Storm watch is real

August 6, 2017

There is a lot of talk focused on ridiculing President Donald J Trump.  There are commercial media celebrity “journalists” who play word games to trap staff of our 45th president with word game questions.  “What if…?”  “Can you promise…?”

When you are being threatened by a storm, only an idiot wants to stand around to talk about it.  When the thunder is rumbling and the wind starts knocking you off your feet, then your survival depends on how you respond.  Your body responds even if your brain is avoiding to accept what is facing you.

This storm picture by Green Bay, Wisconsin gets your attention, but feeling this storm come up on you gets your priorities quick.  What is the connection to taunting 45 by politicians, reporters, and swamp rats today?  All the hot air of outrage and self righteous indignation is changing our weather.  When this storm breaks, it will be fast, ferocious and indiscriminate.  I cannot predict and do not want to forecast devastation.  A lot of smart ass wise crackers may be feeling this storm.

As I write this post, there is the rumble of thunder over my lake as the sky is dumping a lot of rain.  Nobody is on the lake.  Only an idiot would be out.  We got a lot of idiots on television ridiculing the 45 rally folks as stupid unschooled losers clinging to outdated ideas about our USA.  We got a storm coming.  Too many fools are taunting and bragging about smart ass comments against 45.

Nobody at the current Trump rallies are laughing about the accusations tossed at 45.  The days of turning the other cheek and being played a fool are over.  Keep your weather eye focused on storm clouds.




Where are the Resistance riots?

July 30, 2017

Commercial news media organizations are searching for their next advertising oil gusher.  News industry loves scandals and chaos to keep viewers returning to watch more bad news ever day.  Democrats volunteered to keep media fat and happy from advertising money with the fairy tale of Russia sponsoring the Republican candidate for president.  On Sunday July 30, 2017 a new conspiracy appeared.  Commercial news media DID NOT MENTION COLLUSION between Russia and Republicans.  Can we get a independent investigation on a media conspiracy to create a scandal with no evidence?!

martha raddatz


Chuck Todd of NBC spent boring minutes to analyze their latest poll on why nobody likes President Trump in the USA now.  We know the polls can be worthless.  President Hillary Clinton can confirm the polls are a joke.  So why are there no #Resist riots and mass protests across the USA?  ABC news This Week program spent boring minutes with John Podesta leaving us less informed.  Thank you Martha Raddatz for keeping the fable alive by asking a Russian diplomat about what he knew of visiting Trump staff.  If she had a brain, she might be dangerous.  People in the USA are feeling better about the future right now!  We can fill up our gas tank without skipping on buying groceries today.  People are working in full time jobs instead of 3 part time jobs.


Seems like the good old days when we had a video to blame for Benghazi!

Will the USA get a reliable source of news?  How many people have died because of riots inflamed by fake news? Black Lives Matter and Soros funded Antifa thugs are not on list of news investigations.

Nobody is watching the news or reading newspapers because the validity and value of news is dismal.  I do find it amazing that the Washington Post published a opinion piece by Ed Rogers on July 27, 2017 “The quest to prove collusion is crumbling”.  Washington Post and New York Times as well as New Yorker have taken on the role of Pravda to protect the swamp creatures in Washington DC.  How did Ed Rogers get past the politically correct guards in editorial office?

Spontaneous protests and riots against our 45th president are not happening.  We want to see clusters of professional paid protesters on news every night, but we can’t even find an excuse to waste time on the air time for pathetic protest events.   Nobody cares because we had 8 years of race riots, cities in flames, and families ripped from their jobs and homes.  We the people see that there is hope and progress back in town again, finally!


























Poland welcomes USA president 45

July 7, 2017

Saint Pope John Paul II must be pleased to see our President Donald J Trump visiting his homeland of Poland.  As a favorite son of Poland, the pope swam, hiked and camped in the countryside of his native land.  The conquests and domination of his country and oppression of his people offended and angered the pontiff.  While cardinal, his power of personality attracted supporters and defied the Kremlin manipulation of his country..trump-in-poland

The speech delivered by 45 was a powerful message of support for Poland and their historic struggles to be free from World War II occupation by Germany Nazi army, through the occupation by Soviet Russia.  Russia tried to kill the Roman Catholic beliefs and practice of religion.  The union steward Lech Walesa took a stand to support a living wage for the shipyard workers abused and oppressed by communist demands.  Cardinal Karol Wojtyla of Poland worked in concert with this devout labor leader to disrupt the domination of their country by communists.

Our president has opened the door to freedom by staking our support of Poland and their tradition of devout patriots defying oppressors.  His speech in Poland is both historic and makes a emphatic declaration of our bond to Poland.  Casimir Pulaski came as a volunteer cavalry officer to support George Washington in our fight for freedom.  Our connection to joint freedom goes back to the founding of our nation.

If a church leader in poverty and a labor leader defied Russia for better wages, then our billionaire president can Lech-Walesagrow the USA in spite of fake news media propaganda.  I am proud and happy that President Trump stands with our friends in Poland!




Emoji secret council unmasked

July 4, 2017

A major deadline has just passed an expiration date.  If you wanted to submit a new Emoji proposal Unicode Consortium application, then the deadline passed by on July 1 for any new 2018 adoption.  TIME of 3/2/2016  had an article on the president of this non-profit organization dedicated to computer codes that can be commonly exchanged with goofy cartoon pictures.  Mark Davis works at GOOGLE and entered the cyberspace wilderness to protect computer doodling.

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The application process is available at the site.  It is a perfect example of USA technical overload.  If  you enjoy filing your taxes, then this form is just for you!  Of course, I am satirical extoling the joy of submitting a Emoji proposal.

I will nominate Uncle Stosh of our Hobo Party to join the panel members in voting approval or denial on applications.  His credentials are similar to Bill Gates.  Stosh left college before graduating.  That is about it.

Mark looks like a hobo, except he is a multi-millionaire working for Barney Google.  It seems Barney got shoved out of his company, but they kept his name because….?

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We are well into the new millennium.  Emoji society confirms we can be reassured that our world embraces dumb stuff!  I remind Emoji fans, that you can adopt a hobo.  We will not crash your computer or demand you change your life.  We just want some money, and we will go on our way.  All gifts of cash are welcome.  If you do not help, then many tears will be shed.

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Obama has island in his name!

June 28, 2017

The 44th president of USA will have an island in his name.  North Carolina near Cape Hatteras has an island that appeared.  This is probably a sign confirming the climate apocalypse foretold by Al Gore!  This beautiful island will bear the name of Obama!  President Donald J Trump will make this announcement after his legislation work is finished on repairing the harm done by Obama.

Scientists do know that this island will disappear in about a year.  We invite Obama to make this island his home for his global vision government.

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All refugees will be sent to this scenic paradise island.  The grand opening ceremony will include many luminary stars of the Democrat party, and all of the major news media superstars will attend as well!  As this island slowly sinks under the ocean, we will fondly remember by saying; “Thank you, Obama!”

Senator Sanders yells “Duck!”

June 21, 2017

As a socialist communist running for 2016 presidential election, “Bernie” Sanders promised a Revolution for the USA.  I visited his campaign website several times waiting for him to tone down his inflammatory oratory about initiating a Revolution.  Campaign oratory never changed.   His supporters expected fundamental change that only a communist can deliver.  It was touching that Sanders refused to spend money for his honeymoon, until he got his state to pay for his trip to Russia with his bride.

A devout follower of Sanders was a murdered assassin; James Hodgkinson.  On Flag Day the Bernie backer Hodgkinson set about to shoot as many Republicans as possible at a baseball practice before a charity ball game scheduled a day after June 14.  The catalog of wounded and types of gun shot wounds is bloody violent RESISTANCE against the election of Donald J Trump as 45th President of our USA.

FBI is handling the Department of Justice investigation on these crimes.  The suspect Hodgkinson had a list of Republican names on his person after the shoot out.  FBI did not consider this list to anything special and certainly did not imply he planned more attacks!?  The shooter acted alone and had no known connections to any fellow conspirators, per the FBI.  The FBI are in a hurry to close investigating this case.

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Senator Sanders made a perfunctory rebuke for anybody from his Revolution supporters that want to shoot a few Republicans.  Not sure if he bothered sending flowers to injured Republicans shot by his fan.

The news got worse for Democrats when none of the 4 elections for Congress on June 20 had any Democrat elected.  A lot of Democrats were wailing and weeping on their loss.  The Republicans shot by a Sanders fan are mending, but already we can see warning signs of  more inflammatory language that leads to violence.  Commercial news media was oddly silent on both the Sanders shooter, and the Democrat candidates that failed to get elected Tuesday.

Next time Sanders has a gun toting fan, he needs to yell; “DUCK!”

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Today in 2015 changed history!

June 16, 2017

How soon people forget!  2 years ago the USA was drowning in government debt.  The majority of jobs created were part time only, because companies could not afford Affordable Health Care Act imposed on employers. GDP growth was at lowest level remembered by anyone alive.

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Barrack Hussein Obama was our 44th President who told the USA how we should say “Thank you Obama!”  Families could not pay bills and could not find jobs to support family life.  A candidate stepped forward to howls of laughter from self appointed experts in commercial news media.  I watched Donald J. Trump with wife Melania descend the lobby escalator in Trump Tower to announce his candidacy to become our President.

Wall Street Journal newspaper described the event as; “reality-TV personality and real estate developer says he will self-fund campaign ‘to make our country great again’!”  News analysts from commercial television saw great commercial appeal in televising the speeches of this oddball character who could never win.

I was retired so I saw a lot of television air time during the day covering every candidate Trump activity and speech.  Despite his wealth and use of his own funding for campaign expenses, I mailed his small campaign office a donation in July, and more followed over 2 years.  A trickle of donations from many like minded citizens turned into a flood of money.

It was reassuring to know that the country had not gone mad.  Few actually believed the nonsense Obama enjoyed lecturing and sermonizing on boring meaningless issues.  He did own the realm of “That is not who we are!”  Candidate Trump paid thousands of employees who could afford to raise their family.  He survived in the toughest jungle of competition in real estate development, including golf course properties.  His focus on growing our economy included reducing ridiculous regulations restricting business.  Nobody in Millennial generation have seen or experienced a roaring economic boom.  They are in for a new experience as we grow faster than their dreams.

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I am still happy and smile a lot after the election made fools of pompous critics.  Is anyone surprised that vengeance and revenge is the main goal of political opposition?  My support and prayers are for our president offering a better future for my sons and their buddies.  A great weight of liberal burdens was lifted off our country.  We do not have to crawl along feeling guilty for achieving success.  Yes we did it!  We can do better!  That is who we want to be!

How NOT to hug a curmudgeon!

June 13, 2017

We welcome the newest member of the Curmudgeon World Club!  Jerry Seinfeld spontaneously demonstrated the essential curmudgeon code of conduct.  The world of entertainment thrives on self promotion by flamboyant self promotion at public places.  Wisdom comes with age, or just wrinkles depending on your intelligence.  Kesha has crossed her threshold into the getting old decade of 30’s.  Jerry Seinfeld is crossing the threshold of maturity at 63.

Awkward moment recorded when Kesha wanted to shower her public hug on Jerry Seinfeld at some minor event celebrity runway.  Jerry rebuffed hugging for publicity and Kesha was baffled at curmudgeon rules of conduct.  She wandered away stunned that her glorious celebrity aura did not merit a perfunctory hug.  Did she throw a fit or hug her Cabbage Patch doll for consolation?

Hugs and kisses used to have some human significance.  The debasement of human genuine expressions of emotion and affection continues by effusive theatrical gestures that replace real interaction.  Curmudgeon Seinfeld simply deflects participating in meaningless hugging and mugging for publicity pictures.  An album of publicity pictures is a poor substitute for a life of family and real friends.

Curmudgeons are important people because they do not bother creating publicity events to promote themselves.  The lessons gained from life are expressed in behaving like a curmudgeon.  It is good to observe curmudgeons, because everybody gets there eventually!  Curmudgeons take pride in arriving at their exalted level of age, wisdom without surrendering their gruff anti social barriers.  We are not hermits, but we do not indulge in selfie marathons like metro sexual vacationers.


Visiting Alaska with his selfie stick to record his every smirk and smile.



Senate Investigates Hobo Party!

June 8, 2017

Senate hearing on 2016 Russia Conspiracy has focus on Putin influence on 2016 election for president.  Everybody knows that former president “Slick Willy” Clinton showed up at private jet of Attorney General Lynch to talk about vacations and grand children during the time Hillary Clinton was campaigning for Democrat party candidacy as president. We discovered that after that chance meeting, Lynch instructed head of FBI to handle the Clinton “matter” that was never an  “investigation”.  The “matter” was how and why did confidential emails of Hillary Clinton get distributed by WikiLeaks around the world?  The FBI was denied access to the computers of the Democrat National Committee and candidate Clinton personal server was erased and destroyed.  Despite not even seeing computer equipment, Diamond Jim Comey concluded that without doubt Russia fingerprints were all over this caper.

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Democrat Senators are howling about the Hobo Caviar Caper!  Russia delivered their Hobo care packages to the Chicago rail yard to this Russian red caboose by the Russian ambassador to Uncle Stosh in 2016.  Obama told Attorney General Lynch to set FBI director Comey on his trail.  Mayor Rahm Emanuel was informed of this secret surveillance to warn his staff to stay away from getting caught taking Russian caviar.  A lot of the senators were furious that on their junkets to Moscow, they were never offered Russian caviar!  It was an insult hoboes were given caviar, and vodka.  Boxes of Cuban cigars were delivered as well.

The Hobo jungle in Chicago had a great celebration that evening with the bounty from Russia.  Some communist Democrats from Chicago showed up to freeload.  They laughed and told us to send the bill to Rahm.

The Comey testimony concerning our 45th President Donald J Trump did not reveal anything that connected his presidency to clandestine Russian hijinks.  The sale of US uranium through Hillary Clinton was of no concern to anyone investigating Russian connections inside our government.


Barry and Hillary were waving goodbye to USA weapons grade uranium they released to Russia together!  Obama did claim that he told off Putin to stay out of meddling in USA affairs?  The B.S. meter went off the scale on that whopper.  They got away with it thanks to Lynch and Comey conspirators in their swamp.



Collusion conspiracy got Hobo Party

May 31, 2017

Uncle Stosh has been a bad boy!  He has been seen hanging out with elite commercial news celebrity reporters!  My Hobo Party has sprung a security leak.  Uncle Stosh has been bribed with booze, steaks, and the promise of  a panel chair at every Sunday morning talk show.   The fake news invisible anonymous “unnamed source” smokes cigars and talks too much.

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Our President Donald J Trump secret meeting with a Russian spy was foiled by the bloodhounds in commercial news media.  That is the fantasy daydream of every obnoxious egocentric “reporter” chasing millionaire book deals.  Our press corps invented the collusion scandal.  Uncle Stosh was enticed to enter the lair of swamp rats with boiler makers and rib eyes.  Hobo Party does have connections with Putin who donated vodka and caviar for hobo jungle parties during the Obama years.

Nobody in the glory hound news media bothers to share the legal definition of collusion.  Collusion involves two or more parties to enter into a secret agreement to defraud or gain an advantage over a third party. How many news organizations agree among themselves on what stories to cover and what facts are ok to use?  Reporters are swimming in the swamp water of their own collusion.  Uncle Stosh who does imbibe free Russian vodka is the anonymous source of commercial news media.  They appreciate getting all of his rambling recollections at fancy joints so the reporters can write off huge bar bills on the job.

Reporters are fighting the tar baby right now. Welcome to the briar patch!



How to translate news lingo?

May 29, 2017

We are supposed to be intimidated by the news media talking around us and over us.  They love to dive into intelligence jargon terms, and rattle off names they pretend to know.  All of the reporters on every television station or radio network are qualified as legal experts on everything.  If  you met them in person, you would never know they were so intelligent!

Lynch mob hysteria of the moment in commercial news media is focused on the terrible crime of back channel communication!  It seems our country is in danger with Russians talking to anyone in the USA.  Has anyone bothered to diagram and explain what the media definition means for “back channel communication”?  How did Russia get our president elected?  How did Democrats ignore the danger from Russia with Democrats in every major federal government position during 2016?

On March 29, 2016, a brave young woman reporter was brutally handled by a member of candidate Donald J Trump campaign team.  Corey Lewandowski assaulted Michelle Fields in a public place with dozens of people around candidate Trump during a campaign stop in Florida.  How come nobody bothered to offer an eyewitness account of this brutal assault in the middle of a crowd?  Michelle even showed George Stephanopolous her bruises from the ape like grip of Lewandowski imprinted into her frail forearm!  After his television show, Michelle worked up the courage to demand charges filed with local law officers one day after it was supposed to happen?

Stalker Fields tried grabbing Trump for attention but Lewandowski intervened.

The frenzy of reporters failed to get the public agitated or even give Michelle more sales on her new book; Barons of the Beltway.  We have to credit George and Michelle giving the USA the first chapter in their new book; Tales of Fake News.  There were no charges filed due to lack of evidence to merit any legal action.

Now we are all supposed to be agitated and upset over the constant drum beat of reporters telling us of this treason that almost happened?  What about the election for president stolen by the Russians?  Maybe somebody reporting news can tell  us why we still have never captured or convicted the killers from Benghazi on September 11, 2011?



Arabian nights adds President Trump

May 21, 2017

Another chapter is being added to the Arabian Nights book of legends and lore.  Our 45th President Donald J Trump started his international diplomacy by visiting Saudi Arabia and their King Salman.  The magic carpet of AirForce 1 flew from Washington DC on a 13 hour flight into another world.  During WWII the importance of developing oil was evident to the military mind of Eisenhower who blessed the ARAMCO industrial alliance using technology and oil exploration experts of USA to grow the oil nations of the Middle East.  It is fitting that Exxon former top executive Rex Tillerson returned as our Secretary of State.  His firm has enriched Saudi Arabia and remains a valuable partner for their growth.

Would anyone have the courage to walk into a room full of sword wielding men?  Yes, this was a ceremonial dance traditional to men, but I would not trust Schumer or even Pelosi with a sword in hand behind my back!  President Donald J Trump enjoyed being shown the traditions and the people of his host country, Saudi Arabia.  After flying 13 hours and 5 hours of ceremonies, our president has the energy to join in the men dance line of waving swords!  I can be sure SNL and Colbert will run endless video loops of our president to belittle his sword dance.  Little people think they are bigger by belittling other people.


The dark shadow of terrorism has come out of the shadows with the ISIS grab for power as the only true version of Islam.  Our former president made it sound that this group of killers may take a generation to reduce their carnage around the world.  President Trump is taking action without giving the terrorists free publicity.  His Secretary of Defense Mattis is more practical on the solution.  Isolate the terrorists by encircling the killers with a ring of death.  They will not be allowed to escape by invading another country.  They will surrender or get killed.  There is no negotiating or placating deranged sadists.


The consummate business man Trump has helped set the stage for a major bond through the purchase of hardware, software, and technical training of military technology.  The immediate benefit to citizens of USA is the $110,000,000,000.00 order.  There are $250 billion additional orders being finalized.  We know spending $10 trillion dollars was major accomplishment of president 44 that is on our backs as national debt.  Our new president does understand that we need to increase our balance sheet by sales for more Gross Domestic Product from USA.

There may be a new tale added to the legendary stories already known in The Arabian Nights.  Our president honored the Muslim nations by respecting their traditions and customs.  He is doing what thousands of brilliant liberals talked about.  Our president was honored by King Salman by the award of their highest honor to a citizen.  The Collar of Abdulaziz was draped around the neck of President Trump by King Salman.  This very public display by the king and broadcast to all Muslims affirmed his trust in our president to be a strong shoulder with an open hand.



Our Invisible Scandals!

May 17, 2017

Fads and frenzies favored by fickle #fakenews seem to fade fast!  (Alliteration was the Spiro Agnew novelty act.)  The novelty of Twitter was abused by Michele Obama and celebrities to pretend they could help kidnapped sex slaves by lame tweets.  Her husband our 44th president did nothing to help but he talked tough.  The only girls who got away escaped on their own.  Many did remain captive and are slaves in misery to this day.  News media do not care, never cared, and ignored investigating.

Today the babbling bumbling bums of news media want to appear outraged and emotionally overwrought by a pebble in their shoe.  What ever happened to the “conflicts of interest” with 45th president being a billionaire with family interests around the globe?  The scandals, bribes, and foreign strings pulling our president are no longer the battle cry of reporters!  WHY?  Either this was all nonsense as an issue, or reporters cannot find anything to feed their love of hysteria.


Tell us what you know!

Whatever happened to the hysteria and tantrums about protecting illegal aliens?  It seems deporting criminals is exactly what our citizens need for public safety.  Reporting murders, rapes, and drug deaths connected to deported illegal aliens are invisible on commercial news media.

I have a modest proposal for the process of submitting questions from reporters.  All questions need to be printed and submitted as a formal letter.  Majority of questions posed at press briefing are rambling in search of an idea.  If the letter fails grammatical rules by diagram demonstration, then it will be returned until accurately expressed as a question.

I do not care how the reporters look or sound.  I do care how the reporters do communicate accurately.  I have shut off commercial television news reports.  Imagine if all we knew about the world was just based solely on the reporting on commercial TV!?

The latest hysterical mob of reporting is focused on Comey wrote a memo after Flynn quit, and what did President Trump tell Russia ambassador in White House visit.  What are the odds this will be important or even dredged up again before Christmas as a cheap gift for news ratings?


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More Russia spies in media

May 14, 2017

Hysteria over Russia among USA commercial news media has not infected the population in USA with doubts about President Trump loyalty.  However, I do have serious doubts about news reporting that continually ignores real news about Russia.  The military build up in Russia is invisible in USA news coverage.


New Armata Heavy Armored army battle tanks are in production for a new weapons option in battle.  This is not of any importance to mention by our celebrity reporters in USA news.

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New hypersonic cruise missile must be invisible because our news media do not find it worthy of reporting.  We are constantly being informed on how, and why we all must be worried that maybe somehow Russia controls our White House.

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If you see this overhead, then you are already killed.  The new stealth bomber must not exist, because our news media ignore another new weapon system in Russia.  Why are we relying on our news media to inform us?  We see college kids protesting with cardboard signs that could be made by grade school kids.  We see endless hours of airline passengers getting abused by our airline carriers on news.  Are our commercial news media under the thumb of Russia?  We demand a thorough investigation to find the influence of Russia on hiding their military buildup to television viewers in the USA!  Why are USA military parades and military exercises never seen on television?

The artists rendering of a new heavy transport jet named Avalon is a design to transport 400 Armata tanks.  Nobody in news media has any curiosity regarding Russia military build up.  We need to know if news media has been influenced by Russia.  I want to know now.

Russia new aircraft carrierRussia designed an invisible aircraft carrier?  USA news media cannot see it!   

100 Days of Fake News

April 28, 2017

Television kept a steady barrage of hysterical attacks by commercial news media that Donald J Trump had no chance of getting elected as 45th president of United States of America.  These self appointed experts on everything had nothing to say on election night when the results could not be hidden from the people who chose to jump on the Trump Train!

Of course, we were alerted by that same group of stunned hypocrites that be prepared for the crash of our economy, our stock market, and world chaos from enraged foreign leaders.  The fat head lazy freeloader “reporters” were again completely wrong on their warnings.  The market went UP!  Foreign leaders and many minority leaders visited our future president in Manhattan at Trump Tower!  It was amazing to see the procession of visitors on the Trump Tower lobby video camera broadcasts!

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NFL legend Jim Brown and silicon valley trail blazer Bill Gates both were visiting Donald J Trump at his tower residence on the same day.  Both had different reasons to promote their public works interests but both are great patriot citizens of USA!  None of this merited much interest by publicity hound reporters chasing Russian spies in TrumpTrump tower flag Tower!

I have never been happier for the future of my family!  I am younger than our president enjoying retirement.  His labors and his selection of our top tier administration reassures me of our growing strength being nourished for a great future.  Of course, the news media swamp rats are distracting and cackling that the first 100 days are empty by our 45th president.  The fake news media have been exposed to all of us for their self admiration society as self appointed elite.  We elected our president.  We have been turning off these egotistical liars.

Our stock market and our consumer confidence are at record levels as a direct response to the direction set by our president Donald J Trump!  My sons and their buddies have a chance to get ahead, finally!  President 44 talked a lot without bothering to work.  President 45 has exhausted the lazy reporters by his 100 day pace of work.  I admire his energy and resolve to deliver a better future for us all!



Trump advisor is a shark!

April 13, 2017

It was a thing of beauty to watch Stephen Miller efficiently destroy media celebrity “reporters” on a Sunday morning.

On February 12, 2017 Chris Wallace survived a shark attack on his FOX NEWS SUNDAY shark tank.  The dull expressionless stare of Miller did not reveal fear or any emotion.  His adrenalin had to be restrained as he methodically derailed the heavily dyed hair of Wallace at every turn.  All the media wanted to focus on our 45th president blocked by 9th circuit court on the infamous travel ban order.

Miller declared matter of factly that there is no question on the authority and constitutional duty of our president on national security for citizens in USA.  Wallace had futile attempts at getting Miller distracted, but Stephen methodically disemboweled Chris on national television.  I was laughing and cheering!


You bet your life!

April 12, 2017

Groucho Marx had a television quiz show on 1950 NBC television.  You Bet Your Life had a melodramatic title for a comic and entertaining program.  One gimmick of the show was “Say the secret word” when a contestant triggers the duck to drop down after the word selected for that evening is uttered.  Bonus money has his audience applauding and laughing for the lucky contestant.

Groucho had a knack for mugging with his cigar and mustache that amused and entertained his audience.  His sly double entendre comments did sneak past the television censors.  My favorite Groucho quote was;  “I refuse to join any club that would accept me as a member!”

Today the commercial news media randomly selects their own secret word game.  Anyone who uses their secret word triggers the water boarding and hours of anguished examination by reporter celebrities.  Russia or wiretap has occupied hours upon hours of endless introspection by brilliant Democrat politicians.  The television audience from 1950 would be lost today trying to understand what is so newsworthy of endless hours babbling over secret words.


Our 45th president Donald J. Trump ignores the word games of reporters and talks straight to citizens of the USA.  In his own way, our president is entertaining by his eye rolls and “that’s a beauty” comment during reporter questioning.


Do you mind if I don’t care?

April 2, 2017

We citizens of the United States of America are generous and civic spirited.  Donald J Trump President 45 has taken charge of running our government.  Now we have to deal with rude pushy and selfish complainers.  Street demonstrations that are violent and disruptive for the working folks around the USA are acts of insurrection.  Blockading highways and byways do not change anything.  Antifascists pretend that all Republicans are Nazi sympathizers just because they are tired of using the label RACIST!

It is nuts to see screaming protesters with bulging blood vessels demand they want a safe space from dangerous Trump voters. There are too many examples of storm trooper tactics used by the scared and endangered snowflakes.  We are reaching the point where we will not allow protesters to beat, knock down, and assault Trump supporters.

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The reason I am the grand potentate and grand poohbah of Curmudgeon Universe Club is that I do not care if anybody complains how their feelings are hurt.  If I am not attacking with a knife, axe, or gun then I do not merit an attack with a knife, axe, or gun by anyone who disagrees.  Half of the country was scorned as deplorable by the shrew Hillary Clinton in a pique of frustration that people supported Donald J Trump.

These young revolutionaries pretend to make a difference in futile disruption of life.

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Nothing inspires more confidence and trust than the sight of cloaked and masked rabble rousers running in gangs on city streets?  What is their mission? Has anyone in news media bothered to investigate and report on this Antifa guerilla warfare?  We don’t care if we cannot rely on news to report.  Citizens are prepared to defend our own neighborhood, town, and city.  This defense is spontaneous just as our heritage of Minute Man defined the seeds of our USA.

We the people accept our responsibilities to defend our freedom from mob rule by mindless mayhem.  Those pretending mobs can defy our common good are in for a painful experience.

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God bless our USA


Cyber thieves stalking my family

March 21, 2017

It is my bad luck that our family has multiple bank and credit attacks to steal money.  The pace of attempted cyber thefts is like the busted dam California did not bother to maintain.  We are vigilant but the international brotherhood of thieves are stalking all of us in the USA.

I will not pretend to understand how our account information on new cards are hacked days after issue for attempted theft of thousands of dollars.  The odd part is our volume of card use is very small every month.  I respect the thorough and swift interventions by Chase Fraud Department to prevent theft by fraud.  However, the repeated incidents of fraud in recent weeks has me gun shy!  I am a neophyte on computer fraud understanding.  I do not store any of my passwords on the computer because of the repeated hack attacks on Yahoo.  However, my system of defense is blown up and wide open to thieves!

So Back to the Future is my advice to all who are fighting theft by hackers.  Cash money can be counterfeited but I will accept risk of carrying cash.  Cash in paper currency and coin can be stolen, but my loss is limited to what is on me.  I keep $50 in my wallet and probably $35 in my center console in my car.  The debit card is not used.  If $50 is not enough, then I go in person to my credit union and draw out more.  If  the lobby is closed, then I cannot spend more money!  Usually the impulse will pass and the next day has the sun rise as normal.

It drives me nuts to be at a convenience store in a gas station, and see somebody use a debit card to get a pack of cigarettes with a few of us waiting to check out.  Wisconsin in the ancient days of the 1970’s expected cash.  Credit cards charged the retail shop too much, and checks were a piece of paper.  What was a debit card?  It did not exist.  In our enlightened modern times we have opened another door for thieves and scoundrels.

We use our credit card for major purchase items in a store and not online.  We do carry at least $500 in cash when traveling.  Once upon a time, I enjoyed the use of American Express traveler checks but in the last 20 years counterfeiters killed acceptance of these  old safe methods of carrying money.  Thieves and scoundrels are always around to pick our pocket, or grab a purse.  As a Chicago boy, these are a common risk.

Computer theft of account information is more troubling with our life savings for retirement in a brokerage account and our checking or savings accounts.  A buddy from Georgia had a fake sewer pipe in his basement to store thousands in cash.  We are all trying to deceive those intent on robbing us.  Folding $100 bills in a zippered compartment in a money belt is a lot of trouble but is handy when carrying thousands.

Among those trying rob us, are some bankers who had fraudulent credit card accounts opened in accounts not requested by Wells Fargo Bank customers.  I knew a widow who ran a bakery in the South side of Chicago known to keep most of her savings in cash.  During the Depression her local bank president knocked at her door at night.  He asked if he could take $15,000 to keep the bank open. She handed it over, and promptly closed her accounts after return of the loan.  Until she died, she kept all of her cash in her bedroom in the house of her daughter and son in law.

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Can you dig it?

March 19, 2017

“Slick Willy” Clinton is preparing to be a happy widower?  He has been walking out to their woods with a shovel over several days.

The Islamic princess Huma Abedin (AKA as Mrs. Carlos Danger)  wife of Anthony Wiener shared confidential email files from a personal laptop.  Huma separated from her pervert flasher spouse Carlos.  NYPD investigation of inappropriate sexual digital media sent to an underage female have Carlos by his balls.  Now he is in the custody of US Marshals for safekeeping before he testifies and shares incriminating emails from the Democrat candidate for president of 2016.

Seeing his wife dragged through the mud with indictments and testimony is not in the Clinton comeback plan.  Bill has had his moments he cherishes with hookers, women he raped, and interns. He looks forward to the role of grieving widower.  On a future walk in the woods together, only one will return.  Hillary will be spinning in her grave.


Pappy and daughter plan bachelor party for him.

Anthony Wiener has few options after rolling in filth with sewer rats.  Betraying confidential incriminating digital files of wife Huma and candidate Hillary is a small price to pay to stay out of prison.

The fairy tales of Hilary connecting Donald J Trump to Russia from 2016 have been shot down by House Intelligence Chairman Devin  Nunes.  There is zero evidence from government investigators in intelligence community.  Slick Willy will be weeping at the injustice of Hillary being denied her chance by death to testify to clear their reputation.



Wiretap of candidate Trump

March 4, 2017

Back in January, 2014 our former president Obama assigned Eric Holder to review the surveillance programs in the USA.  This was in response to public concerns raised by Edward Snowden revealing extensive snooping in our country when he left Hawaii in 2013.  The wiretap surveillance of Donald J Trump done in 2016 was to check on his connection to Russian spies or Russian hookers.

Ben Rhodes was busy attacking President Trump on Twitter because Obama never started any wiretaps.  Technically correct, because he sent his minions and lackey to get FISA court to approve the desired wiretap of Trump Tower.  Obama had his Holder checklist to keep his fingerprints off any surveillance he desired to protect the USA from Trump.

I worked for TIME in the magazine production department during the Watergate investigations legal and illegal.  The commercial news media were like a pack of hounds let loose on the hunt.  I had to often “Stop the presses!” This came at a cost, but the advertising revenue was loading the treasure chest faster!  My social life was a mess with working Friday night through Sunday afternoon during this period of history.  The editors didn’t care on the inconvenience they caused me.  I didn’t mind the extra money from overtime.


Our current President and Commander in Chief Donald J Trump is occupied on several fronts.  The news media are like flies at a picnic pestering everyone but accomplishing only annoyance instead of enlightening the public.  The Democrats have taken sloth and obstruction to pinnacles not seen before.  Meanwhile, the real problems left from the Obama glory days are major issues.  Of course, the emotional angst of histrionics from Hollywood and television is worse than the propaganda from Mao Tse-Tung or Joseph Stalin.  In the midst of these developing stories, we need to know who was taking all of the personal communications from Trump Tower!

Will the commercial news media investigate anything?  Or will we see more word games in more attempts to trip up the administration for penny ante “gotcha” games?   It will be entertaining to invite President Obama back into the real world he left in our laps.  His  astonishment always made me laugh.   To silence the reporters, Obama claimed he was surprised as anyone when he read the news about something his group had done.

We are standing at a cross roads for our country.  The people want a better economy.  Reporters want to mount the head of the president on a trophy wall.  The Democrats want to pretend the country is waiting for them to save the day.  Business owners large and small want to make more money by growing their business, and thereby employ more workers.  Wall Street is expecting President Trump to prevail on improving our economy by reducing regulations and taxes.  Money gets the attention of politicians!

Historic speech for future of USA

March 1, 2017

On February 28, 2017 President Trump delivered his first speech to our country on goals and problems we all face together.  Speaker of the House Paul Ryan was handed the text of this speech prior to President Trump delivering his speech.

On November 5, 2016 my wife and I were invited by Senator Johnson to meet him and Michael Gallagher candidate for Congress on their Wisconsin bus campaign stop.  Gallagher is a marine veteran endorsed by retiring Congressman Reid Ribble.  We arrived at Gallagher’s Pizza (his uncle) in Green Bay prior to the 5:00 PM event time.  The street front  dining area was operating for normal service.  The back banquet room had a small group of 50 people.  There were many men dressed in casual clothes but all wearing a ear piece plus all wearing a vest to conceal their weapons.  It seemed unusual to have such a high level of security.  I registered in with my digital Eventbrite confirmation.

First order of business was to go to the cash bar in front to get 2 beers for us.  Then we picked up some pizza from the guest table and chose seats close to the side entrance.  The campaign bus would drop off all by that side.  Suddenly a lot more men walked in from the side door, and all obviously more security.  All of these men were 30 years younger than me.  The campaign staff included college age volunteers.  It was nice to meet old friends and make some new ones.  Continual forecasts of doom from polling reports on commercial news media had me prepared to lose the election. However,  I refused to admit defeat without fighting until the end.  The enthusiastic young volunteers renewed my confidence in our future, and I did not admit defeat until the votes were tallied.

The door opened.  More security came in!  There had to be 25 armed men inside the banquet room with only 50 guests!  Then I saw the reason why.  Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (#3 ranked official in USA government) entered the room as the surprise guest.  We were very surprised.  Governor Walker, Senator Johnson, and candidate Gallagher with retiring Reid were all traveling together to campaign and attend the Packers Game on Sunday at Lambeau Field with Speaker Ryan.  We did not push to meet him, but as the evening wore on we did find Ryan free and my wife was very pleased to talk about family and friends.  We are especially fond of Michael Gallagher entering politics to replace our favorite Congressman Reid Ribble.  There was a halo of 4 security within arms length of Speaker Ryan at all times.  I certainly did not make any sudden gesture that might arouse concern!

The funniest spontaneous event at Gallagher’s was Ron Johnson beating Mike Gallagher at a beer chugging race!  Both of them laughed at the fun of the beer challenge.

We like Speaker Ryan and I wanted him to win his election.  The Republican pizza magic did work!  All candidates were victorious in election.  The crowning achievement was the election of Trump!  I did see him in Green Bay when he formally endorsed Ryan for reelection on August 5, 2016.


I was in the minority being a senior citizen.  Young families and college students and young blue collar workers owned the crowd majority.  This fact alone made me skeptical of relying on the opinion polls churned out by commercial news media on Trump loss.

My wife and I enjoy beer, pizza, and the patriots we know who do defend our country.  There were no press allowed in this event at Gallagher’s Pizza.

It is my pleasure to celebrate the national speech presented by President Trump on Tuesday February 28.  I know a lot of people who are making America great again!  This feels good!


And the loser is?

February 28, 2017

Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has an annual ritual to pick winners in a lot of categories in a marathon ceremony.  This is commonly known and dubbed as The Oscars!  Most often a host is hired but on rare occasion a hostess is hired for this tedious event.  2017 had Jimmy Kimmel responsible for duties of Master of Ceremonies.

There is a definite shortage of wise cracks and good humor in this century!  Even dimwit comedians like Kimmel are elevated beyond their limited wit.  Twitter has a lot of comments under #Kimmelsucks in regard to the 2017 Oscars broadcast.  I am over the hill and I walk down to the graveyard to visit old buddies.  Nostalgia is not what it used to be!  In ancient times, Bob Hope served as a perennial host. His jokes and infectious humor involved unwilling participants dragged on stage to receive their Oscar.


The long running gag was based on Hope anxiously hoping every year that he will finally win the Oscar he coveted.  His movies with Bing Crosby were great clean fun On The Road to….. series of comedies with of course Bing singing.  Even Marlon Brando had to go along with the gag!  It was funny!  Actors and actresses got to ham it up in good natured fun by poking fun of themselves.

The Best Picture of the Year 2016 was something?  The Master of Ceremonies got stage fright and froze during a crisis in the proceedings.  Hope would assuredly reduce the tension by mugging a funny face and pop the balloon with a joke.  Kimmel seemed like an onlooker wandering on stage.  The audience does look to the Master of Ceremonies as their captain to lead the proceedings smoothly.  Kimmel was more like the skipper of the Valdez oil tanker before it broke up and polluted Alaska with oil.  Once it spills, nobody cares about explanations after the mess.  Kimmel is a weasel who skewered great talented actor Beatty and actress Dunaway to take his fall.  Kimmel failed to act and restore order amid chaos.  Nobody cares about his excuses after Kimmel mediocre performance diminished the glamour of Hollywood.

I vote to play reruns of old Oscar broadcasts until somebody is selected to host the ceremony that is entertaining and brings out the best of Hollywood.  Why is it “Jimmy”?   Why did “Bobby” Hope elected to be called Bob?  Kimmel definitely does not wear the mantle of a departed better entertainer; “Here’s Johnny!”


Hobo Index of Misery update

February 27, 2017

Dredged up this antique 2011 posting during the glory days of President Obummer reign. Now people expect to make enough with President Trump to drive to any White Castle they like! Happy Days are here again!

Hoboduke Nonsense

Uncle Stosh just reported that during his visit to Illinois, a White Castle was torn down and replaced with a Walgreens.  We weep for this loss, and feel responsible that we didn’t suppoprt White Castle enough!  Of course it is expensive.  Uncle Stosh stopped in White Castle #010082 at 1:03:54 pm and ordered 4 White Castle for $2.52, 1 medium order of fries for $1.39, and a small coca cola for $1.49.  Uncle Stosh remembers ordering a White Castle for $0.25 back in 1967.  Those were the days!

It tasted delicious, but tore a hole through Uncle Stosh’s food budget for the week!

So inflation is continuing to kick everyone in their butte!  Gasoline in Chicago was $3.59 a gallon in Illinois.  Fortunately, Uncle Stosh doesn’t own a car, so he won’t need to worry.  He’s waiting for his free VOLT from President Obama, and free health care, plus unemployment checks until…

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Happy Landings Harrison!

February 22, 2017

One of the first laws we learn as children is the law nobody can break.  The law of gravity does bring us down to earth.  Harrison Ford loves to fly.  I suggest it is time to play at flying on Xbox and leave the airplane on the ground.  His most recent adventure created a lethal hazard for a airliner jet plane getting ready to taxi for departure.

I almost got killed in a charter Lear jet that had to avoid a small propeller plane that ignored landing instructions as we were taking off from Pewaukee Airport.  We got a fighter pilot bank at full power as I saw this idiot landing near our designated departure runway.  We went almost vertical and banking hard.  I hate flying!  Harrison Ford loves flying.  I refuse to fly until Ford no longer is permitted to fly!

Los Angeles premiere of 'The Expendables 3'

Do not accept a free plane ride from this senior citizen.  What is the point of wearing a tiny earring?  Harrison had a crash landing on a golf course a few years back.  President Trump should avoid ever inviting Ford to fly to any of his golf course properties.  The best airplane landing is the one you walk away from!

Maybe consider glider planes or ultra lights where the carnage threat is much less for us folks on the ground.  What goes up must come down.  Harrison seems befuddled on how to come down safely.  Why not invite John McCain for a plane ride?



Give ’em hell, Harry! Presidents Day

February 19, 2017

President Harry S Truman was a plain speaking patriot.  He campaigned for President #33 by visiting “whistle stop towns” too small for a regular schedule passenger train!  Our President Donald J Trump campaigned talking directly to the same types of people ignored by East Coast newspapers, national television stations, and the professional political leeches labeled as experts.  Both of these presidents confounded the legions of experts who laughed at any prospect of victory.


“If you cannot convince them, confuse them!”  Washington DC has experts on everything so it is hard to convince anyone to accept an alternative offered by our president.  President Truman was a brisk power walker.  It was hysterical to see the reporters trying to walk along side to score a news item answered.  Our current president keeps on the move with his goals as his priority. “I never did give anybody hell.  I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.”  Truman did have a great attitude on challenges and trick questions tossed like grenades by the press.  “Whenever the press quits abusing me I know I’m in the wrong pew.  I don’t mind when they throw bricks at me-I’m a pretty good shot myself and I usually throw ’em back at ’em.”

The USA did enjoy having a strong leader in Truman who spoke loud and clear on his agenda.  The USA is enjoying a return to “Give them hell” style president again.  Obama wanted sympathy on any challenge he faced.  I cannot identify any challenge that Obama won?    Truman and Trump want USA to win by overcoming challenges.


California dammed drowning in tears

February 15, 2017

Raymond Smullyan was a published author that explored his beloved mathematics, puzzles, and magic!  Puzzles simply revealed principles in mathematics that eluded understanding.  I regret missing his time in Chicago performing in The Pump Room his close up magic during the 1970’s.

It is amazing to see the hysterics of our liberal citizens in California over the dam on verge of unleashing a tidal wave of doom.  They lived with this dam crumbling for 12 years with no repairs.  Now that the danger is upon them, this is a crisis that is the fault of our President Trump?  Obama harvested donations for 8 years from liberals in California.  Why was the safety alert from 12 years ago was ignored by Democrat Governor and former president Obama?  Of course it wasn’t a danger for 12 years, but now in this moment Trump has to solve their problem with our tax money!

If my roof has been leaking for 12 years, but I wait to attempt fixing roof until the Spring rains this year, then it is the fault of President Trump?  California crying their liberal tears, does not move me to pity them.  Excuse me as I laugh at your lunacy.  Why not roll on the ground and wail in agony?  Democrat liberals need to study how kindergarten children throw tantrums for pity.  The adult version of tantrums are not as moving as seeing children wanting their cookies!

Raymond saw the puzzles of human thought as enlightening our understanding.  California confirms some puzzles have no solution.  We need to help our inept liberals who ignore repairing their own roof over 12 years but wail in protest that now the roof is leaking because of a Republican president!  I am crying in laughter at the jesters in California wailing for everyone to have pity on their failed government.  Raymond lived a long life and said goodbye at age 97.  “Why should I worry about dying?  It will not happen in my lifetime!” 

Liberals in California are like children looking for the Garden of Eden with wine and marijuana!  They expect me to pay for their navel gazing while dams burst after ignoring laws of nature. Gravity does allow tons of water to pour down a valley town from a crumbling dam.  Why is the dam crumbling?  Did this happen in one month?  California cannot break the law of gravity which is a well known law of nature!

Magic Twitter Signal

February 12, 2017

Hysteria is building across our country!  People are supposed to be upset about Tweets!  Twitter is an obsession that has bedeviled more minds than Pokémon!  Commercial news media experts are convinced that Donald J Trump tweets are secret signals to confuse the nation.  The deplorables are certain that the experts in media are well practiced in confusion.

It is hysterical to see the hysteria rampant among the jabbering talking heads paid huge sums of money to tell us their version of the absolute truth!  They are continually digging through every word of our new President to correct his grammar, spelling, facts, figures, and even his ideas!  Most normal folks would consider people pests and obnoxious idiots to constantly tell somebody they are wrong and stupid.  Of course, the news media folks are always right and we are the trouble makers?

The professional gatekeepers of our republic are the news media, according to the news media.  We are starting to realize that the news media are babbling idiots and they are telling us nonsense they speculate is fact.  However, they miss the big threat.  More people are learning things from the Tweets and words issued by our president.  People are listening to what our president is telling us!  I don’t bother listening or quoting the news nonsense.  It is not even entertaining!  Trump does make me laugh!

I am patiently waiting for the secret signal on Twitter to take action.  Everybody needs to watch Tweets for our future!


Protecting the life of future president Trump.

There are deranged people who are real threats!  Some of them are on the news.

Tears of Joy

February 9, 2017

Once upon a time, the USA recognized and rewarded our citizens who dedicated their efforts to improve themselves and our country.  Steve Reeves felt compelled to improve his physique and innovated a unique method of training with a focus on nutrition.  As a Middle School kid, I admired him and enjoyed his adventure movies.  He looked how a young guy would imagine a super hero should look.  I devoured all of the TARZAN books of Edgar Rice Burroughs.  I wished Hollywood would have cast Steve Reeves in that role.

I see our country is walking toward the light!  It is alright to admire individual success and outstanding achievements.  We do not need to feel shame by being too successful!  Children can look up to our heroes and heroines!  We are a nation of heritage and history that shows our direction ahead.  Donald J Trump has achieved far beyond the average success story.  He has overcome struggles and failures during dismal economic times.  He did not sit and cry, but his resurgence offered reason for all to hope.

Both of my sons are enthusiastic advocates of hard work plus embrace physical excellence.  Both of them are students of nutrition and strenuous physical training.  They are part of a national trend embraced by Millennials.  Mountain climbing, snow boarding, playing hockey, water skiing, and resistance training are strenuous pursuits that develops mind and body.  Armchair critics who pretend they can keep up the pace of my sons and their buddies are kidding themselves.

Critics of the USA need to look around at our Millennials who expand our heritage of heroics.  They have survived in their early working years the worst economic climate since The Depression.  They climbed out of the rubble and are climbing ahead hard.  We have a president who recognizes the regulations and red tape that restrict our growth.  Politicians who are still living in the last century and last Millennium are crying and wailing that they sky is falling as ancient gods are being toppled now.  My tears are tears of joy in celebration.  My sons and their generation will take the USA to new heights and new business.  I do not know what and how they will innovate, but I enjoy watching their efforts.

Marcus in combat

Our son in combat for USA.

Don Rickles boot camp for snowflakes

February 3, 2017

Once upon a time in the USA, we knew how to take a ribbing and laugh!  (Term ribbing means getting a elbow shoved into your ribs to get your attention!) The hysterical weeping and childish temper tantrums in display in USA now against President Trump makes me laugh.  The losing side are rioting but the best they can do is turn out children to break windows and wear masks.  They all need a good spanking and put to bed without their supper!  Cry babies are pathetic response. None of them can stand up to real men but turn tail to hide.

One man in his prime would bring the snowflake idiots to beg for mercy!  Don Rickles shared his one major concern; “Every night when I go out on stage, there’s always one nagging fear in the back of my mind.  I’m afraid that somewhere out there, there is one person in the audience that I’m not going to offend!”  Nobody ever made his living by insults, smart ass put downs, or mocked reactions of weeping victims like Rickles.  We do not have the benefit of a real pain in ass curmudgeon laughing at us!

Democrat Senators are hiding at the local bar to boycott working with Republicans.  The best Democrats can point to are a handful of thugs burning, beating, and throwing tantrums as a national movement against President Trump.  No wonder Democrats got their ass whipped across USA elections.  Don Rickles over 1 week would straighten out these lost souls!  Where am I?  What am I doing?  Why are you yelling at me?  Stop it! 

When I went to Las Vegas with Don Rickles in his prime, you tipped the club to keep you further back from the stage.  Don would put the spot light on people getting his personal pep talk during every performance.  His comments made everyone howl in laughter as we watched the victims squirm in discomfort!  Worst of all is seeing your spouse laughing loudest with tears streaming down as Rickles unleashes his moment of ridicule.

We #deplorables sure took a joke.  We did endure bad jokes for 8 years!  Now the idiots that elected Obama are wailing and moaning for pity.  We are making the losers mad, and it is awesome to laugh at their futile protests.  Best solution is to buy a ticket to see Bend over it won’t hurt?


Schumer has dim Liberty candle

January 31, 2017

Democrats planned a spontaneous protest event on steps of Supreme Court house for January 30, 2017.  The protest flash point was response to a 90 day delay for admitting more visitors from countries Obama identified as terrorist havens.  Senator Charles (Weepy the sad clown) Schumer tried flowery oratory alluding to USA Statue of Liberty standing in the harbor waters of New York.  Weepy Schumer held up a miniature battery powered LED votive light from China to pretend he was holding a torch of liberty.  It is prudent not to allow Schumer or Pelosi play with matches!


Neither Schumer nor Pelosi can match the beloved Weary Willie clown portrayed by Emmet Kelly Sr.  Democrats are giving clowns a bad name.  After 8 years of Obama Hope and Change, our nation wants to laugh at our past failures.  Instead, Pelosi and Schumer proudly drag out their Rummage Sale treasures from the Democrat stack of junk Obama never handled.  Nobody was inspired by their mangling This Land Is Your Land! as a song to connect with 1944 composer Woody Guthrie.

USA deserves better entertainment than Democrat politicians singing with small electric candles.  Visitors to the USA from countries with active terrorist problems is not a cause I want to cry, sing, or disrupt life by potential threats!  Democrats pay heed; Don’t Tread On Me!

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Our founders of USA started by musket shots our battle for freedom.

President Trump leading USA

January 23, 2017

Donald J Trump is the 45th President of these United States of America. Commercial news media television personalities knew it would never happen.  Polls predicated he had no chance at all to be president.  Hillary Clinton declined to campaign because she had a commanding lead in the polls and by the press.  She attended big campaign fund raising events while Trump was campaigning in a futile cause doomed to failure.  It appears the Russians thrust Trump into office?


The page has turned to a new chapter in our history.  Trump is not waiting to get a script from the politicians from the past.  We have a new generation of war veterans in our Senate and House of  Congress.  Twitter is not a dirty word.  Hollywood celebrities do not talk for the deplorables.

Too many families have suffered waiting in vain for better days while surviving 8 years of speeches and excuses.  Democrats are stunned that Trump is moving ahead with his campaign promises in his priority of actions by White House. Major union leaders were glad to hear that Trump is working on trade deals that give our workers priority!  Democrats may need to review their obstruction of Trump actions endorsed by the workers of the USA.

We can and must become a powerhouse again, because Obama emptied our treasury to become a poorhouse!  We have to win to recover.

Your nose knows

January 13, 2017

The new year 2017 has the sweet smell of success.  The prophets of doom keep trying to dredge up rotten garbage from years past.  We are facing a return to common sense and straight talk.  The news media are confused to handling the truth instead of political packaging.

Most of us will do well if we just follow our nose!  USA must come back to our senses!  We do not need the news media to explain to us what we smell!

Breakfast with bacon and eggs is a good start.  Lunch with a Reuben is a good 2nd act.  Dinner with fried Walleye is a great finish to a Wisconsin day.  It seems most of us are capable of choosing what we like for ourselves.  The self appointed Ruling Class looks down their nose at us silly common folk.  Now there are doubts among the elite that their reign of bossing everybody may suddenly end in 2017!

Our new president Donald J Trump has brought in some fresh air.  The stale air and old fables of Washington DC do not seem so alluring in the start of our new year.  The major audience seeing new confidence in our future are the millennial generation.  They have only seen wars, terrorist attacks, and few chances for success, until now.

We all will be permitted to participate to Make America great again! Sweet smell of success is in the air!