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be careful of bad ju ju! the hobo czar may have to find a job, since Obama will eliminate the office of hobo relations. we're on our own! that's nothing new?!

Obama Thanksgiving by himself

November 20, 2017

Still giving thanks that we got the turkey out of our White House from 2016! It makes me happy to see liberals sad.

Hoboduke Nonsense

I give thanks for living in the USA with citizens who chose a great future with President Donald J Trump for 2017!  Thanks to God we are almost done enduring the most inept boob as president right now.  Obama was solo with none of his family for the public relations nonsense of saving a couple of turkeys from the Thanksgiving dinner table.  He did haul in some little boys related to his family.  They looked like they were having a lot of fun with our president?  He probably did finally beat them at a basketball game!

The lovely first lady and daughters were tired of Thanksgiving nonsense and went on a shopping trip to spend our last tax dollars not sent to Iran.  Iran has to be real happy that the new president has put them at the top of his list.  Obama wants television news media to get all his opinions…

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Groping Title Goes to?

November 16, 2017

Nobody feels at ease with sleazy predators.  One of the classic techniques is to grope a girl or woman in a public place to avoid a slap or scream.  Or grope a woman dead asleep from a grueling USO tour entertaining our troops around the world.

Many choose to give the Groping Title to Alabama Republican candidate Roy Moore running for senate.  But wait just a darn minute!  Arkansas gave us Slick Willy Clinton.  Minnesota has Senator Al Franken!  Delaware gave us Senator Joe Biden.  Who can cut the voting at this point?  USA has a right to choose!

Al Franken enjoyed a feel on exhausted Leeann Tweeden during USO tour.

Senator Franken loves to heap scorn and smart ass comments on anyone that offends his superior moral compass.  Why did Al want to stage a groping grab of Leeann Tweeden?  Why did he need to capture this posed grope for posterity?  Al did not effusively apologize and seek forgiveness from Leeann or her military husband!  He must have already gave himself a pass on this sick stunt.

Can former Senator Joe Biden share the stage with this newcomer to the groping competition?  Joe has definitely groped more children and adults in public in still pictures and video over many years.

I cringe at the thought that USA had Joe Biden representing our country.  I do not want Franken or Moore to be in public office.

UCLA basketball thieves

November 15, 2017

USA college basketball was on display in China.  Our ambassadors of NCAA sports had 3 thieves get more attention than they merit.  UCLA ucla-logo-bearvs Georgia Tech GThad traveled around the world with their young players to showcase our best student athletes.  It was embarrassing to get our president to bail out these petty crime crooks captured in the act of theft in China.

These players are possibly multi-millionaires in waiting for NBA riches.  However, they just had to lift Luis Vuitton merchandise to score free stuff.  Will stealing stuff make any difference to their professional future?  Sad to acknowledge that nobody cares about the players who did not embarrass our country and who represented USA with integrity and good manners.

Xi and Trump in China 2017

With all of the serious issues and problems in the world, these 3 knuckle heads did not merit the time and attention that distracted President Xi and President Trump!


Screw Cap Wine Bottles

November 11, 2017

My generation lived in the golden age of free love  and “Don’t trust anyone over 30!”  We were so damn smart, we knew “the whole world is watching!”

As a college student, I never did turn on with the drug culture.  I did discover the magic and power of Bacchus!


With little spending cash from my part time job in a book warehouse, my homage to Bacchus found the wines of the 1970’s.  My music performing arts buddies joked that our  wine is cured in transit on a railroad tank car.  Ripple wine was the Gallo priced for drunks laying about in alleys with a paper sack, or college students.  There were gallon jugs of Paisano red wine for Italian pizza parties.  The variety of Boone’s Farm wine flavors were bought for social mixers with the charming young ladies visiting our bachelor pad apartment over the weekend.


Forget about struggling with opening a corked bottle of wine.  Even if you are sloppy drunk, you can twist off a screw cap without spilling wine or breaking the bottle.  Young ladies do respect a connoisseur of the finer things in life, even if you can only buy screw cap Ripple.

It is hysterical to see the elaborate rituals and tools for uncorking wine.  A brisk turn of the wrist is all you need!


The decade of 1970 had a lot of poor young guys and gals trying to enjoy life in the worst economy with few jobs to pay for a real wine cellar.  I and my classmates survived and found fun aided by the screwcap wines.  Like most of our artifacts, and terrible fashions; all are long gone to scrap heaps.  Do not ask me to remember specifics about our parties.  We had fun, but little to remember except witness accounts by the sober among us.


The sun rises in the East!

November 8, 2017

Our 45th President Donald J Trump put his priority on visiting Saudi Arabia as his first international journey for diplomacy.  The security of our USA is linked to exterminating Islamic terrorism.  The timing of this visit did reassure the anguished recent victims of Islamic terror around the globe that the USA has focused on peace and security.  President Trump made a emphatic speech that Saudi Arabia is essential to driving out Islamic terrorists.

Saudi Arabia officially unveiled their Anti-Terrorist Center to President Trump on his visit.  This center has technological sizzle with cyber security advances.


Our president was spending valuable time with the current king’s designated future leader of Saudi Arabia, Prince Mohammed Bin Salman.  The population of  Saudi Arabia is now a millennial age generation.  Their wealth from oil created a odd welfare state that did not demand everyone work.  No healthy country can remain vital with free loaders in the majority.  Terrorists and revolution thrive with idle young adults.

The wealth from oil increased after World War II, with President Eisenhower sending USA companies in helping Saudi Arabia with ARAMCO including our major companies.  The natural resource wealth of the nation did enrich the royalty of the nation.  Prince Mohammed surprised those who enjoyed the wealth of state for a long time.


Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal has cut a wide swath in international finance with handling sovereign wealth investments.  He indulged himself by living a lavish lifestyle, such as the jet with his royal chair.  His investments are supposed to be for the country and not himself.  By his arrest, the investments need to be reviewed based on intrinsic value instead of his ego.  Saudi Arabia cannot afford to ruin their future by depending on mediocre investments from the past.

Do not be afraid to “Go East young man!  Go East!”  If you have the skills and business to help grow Saudi Arabia, then your wealth can grow there.  I know energy executives from the old Mobil that did well by their assignment there in the last millennium.  The future looks bright.





11 Minutes of Panic?

November 3, 2017

Thursday November 2, 2017 had millions in panic for 11 minutes!  Twitter shut off a user account on that evening.  11 minutes we all lost contact with @realDonaldTrump on Twitter!

Rachel Siegel of the Chicago Tribune newspaper confirmed that an employee on their last day as an employee savagely shut off Donald Trump account!  This seems hard to believe.  Especially, since there is an alternative theory volunteered by The One and this prophecy appeared in the sacred source; HUFFPOST on 11/20/2016.  While serving as president and soothe sayer, Barrack Hussein Obama laughed that Donald J Trump lost control of his Twitter account to campaign staffers shutting him off.  Unfortunately, the Obama crystal ball did not reveal the literal collapse of Hillary Clinton in her failed campaign to be come president.

Tweety Bird always entertained by denying Sylvester the cat a canary for a meal.  “I tawt I taw a puddy tat!  I did! I did!  I did taw a puddy tat!”


Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook seem as cute and innocent as this cartoon canary.  But are they?  ISIS?  Russia?  Why are evil plots using social media to target citizens of USA?  I refuse to kill the canary!  I do not really care about social media as much as the cartoon character.

Why is the Twitter employee denied his 11 minutes of fame?  Nobody has interviewed or invited this Twitter account killer to give his story!  It is hysterical that so many people get mad about their Twitter account that is free.  You get what you pay for.  That’s all folks!

Halloween Hash 2017

October 31, 2017

Halloween in the USA in 2017 is kept alive by the children and the child inside adults.  Yesterday, the Menominee children were laughing and marching around the town of Keshena in costumes to collect candy.  I remembered days gone by of my trick or treat adventures with school buddies by Midway airport in Chicago.

Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, Glenn Strange, Lon Chaney, Jr., and Bela Lugosi in ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN, 1948.

My costume was usually a hobo or pirate.  Now my costume is dressing like a grumpy old man.  Decided to take a picture of my breakfast frying pan with organic egg over easy with corned beef hash using olive oil.

Halloween is definitely scarier today.  In Washington D.C. we have to avoid swamp rats sneaking into every dark corner of 5 star gourmet restaurants.  Innocent member of congress and senate are trapped in drinking fine wine and massive steaks with lobbyists.

Hollywood is reeking of scandals triggered by raging hormones.  Actress assaults by producers are common, and teenage male actors are not safe either from lecherous homosexual actors.  Tinsel town is more like a bordello.  Halloween seems normal compared to the movie industry.

My favorite Halloween movie is still Abbot & Costello Meet Frankenstein.  The children of today are way ahead on using technology.  I knew how to dial a phone.  Phones today are in your pocket and offer a magic carpet through the internet.

Kids still get wound up and ready to head out trick or treating today.  Look out world!  There will be a lot of bellyaches Wednesday from candy overload.