FREE, to a good home

Will we be ready for all the ancient politicians retiring after 2022 elections? Most of these voted out of office have a lot of money that just seemed to fall out of the sky while an office holder. Nobody needs to worry about their bank accounts and luxury homes. Our greatest concern will be the rising crime rate by their neighbors wanting to kill them. Old politicians NEVER SHUT UP!

We will need a national wellness check on their neighbors who can be suffering with constant advice nobody wants. Can donors demand to get their money back from wealthy retired politicians? Neighbors of famous politicians can expect constant complaints disguised as “friendly advice” never requested.

Sunshine girls will depress any of their neighbors

Neighbors can also expect busloads of tourists who want to see where their tax money disappeared. A lot of attention will be devoted to discovering where their gravesites will be located. I am a member of the USA Grave Dancers Club hosting visits to dance on graves of politicians. We are celebrating the natural departure that removed our thieves of tax dollars. I will be dancing on graves to celebrate we are finally free from their meddling and taxing.

I know propaganda news would never investigate their myths and fiction that kept scoundrels in office. The truth can scare many rich criminals who hid behind corrupt politicians. At my stage of life, I celebrate the peace and quiet when crooked politicians finally die. I will be updating my map for visiting graves. We also will sell tickets for burial parties to toast new politicians in hell with the devil. (Relatives of deceased do participate as a form of exorcism of evil memories.)

Senator Reid with Granny Pelosi are ready to take more taxes.