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Hillary in a pickle?

August 31, 2016

Television entertainer Jimmy Kimmel subjected Hillary Clinton to a test.  Unlike the labors of Hercules, the opening of a pickle jar is classified as entertainment by Kimmel.  Popeye would open a can of spinach to gain strength.  Hillary was just proving she could still “get her done!”

Pickles are often associated with food cravings of pregnant women.  Is Hillary hiding her condition in a family way?  Those bulky jackets and coats in the heat of summer can conceal a baby bulge.  Unless she is just concealing her beer belly?  Kimmel is not the sharpest tool in the shed, so I doubt he discovered the national secret of the year!

Most of the people Hillary recently has met are her servants, staff, and donors who bring a lot of cash.  Would you pay a lot of cash to spend time with the pickle queen of television?  Did Jimmy keep the pickle jar, or did he allow his guest take home a great prize?

My life revolves around pickles.  Since child hood, I love and continue to eat pickles daily.  I remember the old days of going to our Chicago neighborhood butcher with my dad.  These 2 brothers had a wood barrel of pickles and wooden tongs to pluck a massive pickle.  Dad would always let me pick out my pickle while he bought some salami and bagels.

If Hillary would have helped herself to a pickle on Kimmel’s show, then I would consider voting for her.  She ignored her pickles, and has lost any chance of my voting for her.  Will Donald Trump open a jar of pickles?  Will he eat a pickle?

Hey everybody!  This lady wants your vote?

Hey everybody! This lady wants your vote?

 

 

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. August 31, 2016 1:07 pm

    Reblogged this on and commented:
    Hillary = Princess Pickle Puss.

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