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New spin to select toilets in public places

May 17, 2016

We have ignored the dozens of citizens across the USA who think their sex orientation does not match their body.  President Obama has solved all of the major world problems already.  Now he is ready to take action on changing toilet usage for the whole nation for dozens of concerned citizens.

Primary school, Middle school, and High school students will not be forced to use a boys or girls bathroom based on sex.  Everybody will spin the wheel and march to bathrooms that are not gender specific but only with a number.  Spin the wheel and march to that number toilet to relieve your bladder and bowels.  Nobody can demand sex privilege now on toilets.

Declaring that today I am a girl is too arbitrary.  Don’t ask and don’t tell.  We don’t want to know!  Spin the wheel and that is the end of it.  Nobody can beg or plead that I want to pretend I am a boy or a girl today.  Unisex clothing is the next logical step to keep everyone satisfied that their dignity remains intact.  Why do boys need zippers on trousers?  That is not fair!  Everybody can wear kilts for example.

It does seem puzzling that every solution Obama offers, makes life more complicated and solves nothing.  His talent and gift is to unveil problems nobody cares about.  His contribution is to confuse and irritate everybody on forcing his dumb solutions everywhere using our confiscated tax money.

Schools will have boys watering trees and bushes outside instead of spinning wheels.  Girls will be mad boys have again an advantage of speed and convenience in relieving their bladder.  Obama has started an important dialogue that pisses off every family in the USA.


Obama compliant toilet for everybody is green compliant.

3 Comments leave one →
  1. May 17, 2016 11:32 am

    Reblogged this on Rifleman III Journal.

  2. May 17, 2016 2:32 pm

    I have an outhouse..only one person at a time….problem solved. Next up for our government and more bathroom surprises…why do dogs have to go outside and soil the environment. Cows for that matter! They all need bathrooms…

    • hoboduke permalink*
      May 17, 2016 4:08 pm

      EPA will be right on the animal outhouse regulations!

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