Selfie “how to” for Boomers
I snapped my selfie in the hijacked jet plane toilet from Egypt. Now I can take selfies just like our fearless leader. I am not sure why this has become a global craze. People have died in the process of self promotion by walking off a cliff, etc.
I am trying to figure out how to take a selfie of me using chalk on the sidewalk in front of White House marking out “Trump 2016“. I may ask a policeman to take my picture to help me get famous. I will check if I need a EPA permission slip or if this qualifies as “hate speech” threat.
I do not want to let the marvels of our new millennium pass me by with fewer years left to be above ground. I plan on doing a YouTube Karaoke with me singing in my car with bums and hobo folk I pick up hitchhiking. I was inspired by the fat British guy James Corden on CBS late night. I am fatter than he is, so I have to be a bigger hit.