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Hobo cruise tours now available

March 10, 2016

You do not need to be packed into a cruise ship like sardines in a can.  Leave your money in the coffee can, and get onto a raft for a lot less money!  These lads on the Danube river built their own luxury cruise ship.  They even carry their own land cruiser bicycle to free load around port towns.

Duck under the tent when it is raining to enjoy the view of life on the river.  You can swim along the raft, and not be left behind like falling off a cruise ship.  You can fish for your dinner!  Meet mermaids, bar maids on shore, and see the world around you.

Do NOT carry paper money.  River life can make your dollars wilt when wet.  I do highly endorse the best ballast!  Dollar coins will not melt when wet, and you feel richer with heavy pockets of dollars.

Be sure to put on navigation light markers for your hobo cruise raft.  Nothing ruins a trip faster than getting rammed by a tug boat pulling tons of cargo on a barge.

That old man river will take you to a new view of life from the hobo raft.

Luxury dinner cruise raft is for rich hobo folks.

Luxury dinner cruise raft is for rich hobo folks.

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One Comment leave one →
  1. March 10, 2016 10:50 am

    Fineprint: “Gators not included”.

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