Bernie & Hillary retirement home
This year the greatest show on earth is free! The variety of candidates for president offer a lot of entertainment. The Democrats do not offer much to attract our attention. Whether Bernie wants lime Jello with dinner, or Hillary complains about the yogurt options is about as much excitement we find in the Democrat Retirement Home. The Republicans offer a greater variety of predicaments in their soap opera.
Does Slick Willy kick out his mistress? Who cares? Will Bernie ever see his lifelong dream of Revolution? We can put on his tombstone; “He tried to get it for free!” Will Hillary learn how to use her email finally? Will the dead from Benghazi have their killers tracked down? We just have to wait until hell freezes over.
The grim reaper is the only exciting visitor these 2 will get in their future. Who would ever want to see them in a retirement home? The visitor ledger will be empty, except for undertaker sales people. Before they are gone, please contribute to our Hobo Farewell Party! They both will go on a freighter to Cuba for final attempt at happiness. They will be bitching the whole way about everything. We will video record every precious moment of their petty complaints and demands for more money from the stinking rich. They will feast on baked beans, Spam, and beef jerky. They will be serenaded by our crooner in chief, President Barrack Hussein Obama. Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid will reminisce when they were in power, and dance the Hokey Pokey. This will not be fun, but they don’t deserve anything better. They can visit Guantanamo Bay and talk to the inmates about how life is terrible in the USA.
As the sun slowly sets on Bernie and Hillary, I will be drinking a lot of cocktails. I do plan on dancing on their graves in tribute.