Drink more beer! “What me worry?”
Do not fret and fuss over the slow economy. Why bother looking at your retirement investments now? The stock market is losing money in 2016. Close to 40% of working age citizens are “retired” because they do not get paid to work. This must be Utopia? Imagine 40% of your town not working, and this is not a day dream but this is reality now. Today is Fat Tuesday. Drink more beer!
In the good old days of 2015, I could day dream of going to Munich in Germany to enjoy drinking “ein mass” one liter mug of their great beers. Today, the Muslim refugees are rioting and protesting drinking beer! So another simple pleasure is gone from the life of Germans, thanks to uninvited invaders intruding their stupid culture into Europe. USA can hardly wait to be invaded, because that is “Who we are!”
Mardi Gras will be banned soon, because it offends Muslims, atheists, and dim wits. I propose that we start a new social protest movement. Beer Drinkers First demands the right to enjoy beer anytime anywhere. We will enjoy drinking songs as we wave our mugs of beer to the music. I never thought the day would come that beer drinkers feel bullied, threatened, and harassed because we offend too many idiots.
Now I understand. When you see a drunk stagger out of saloon, tavern, or night club with bleary blood shot eyes, then you see the face of a survivor. We need to preserve and protect beer drinkers as an endangered species. Too many self appointed experts who want to “do good for humanity” interfere and interrupt happy hour. Actually, who believes the myth of happy hour is a reality? This pursuit of one happy hour is a fantasy to hide from the brutal ugly reality of life today. Too many idiots have decided to help us destroy any happiness.
I prefer to help a drunk get home. I have no interest in sheltering and feeding forever Muslim refugees that bitch and criticize my way of life.
Let us honor; Beer Drinkers First! Join me in my toast to beer drinkers tonight.