Sean Penn captured el Chapo!
USA has a new hero! Sean Penn infiltrated the heavily guarded hide away of the most sought after criminal of Mexico. The drug dealer and brutal killer el Chapo has too many murders to even catalog. Families even suspected of revealing his secrets had been executed and all of their relations as well. This act of courage or complete stupidity by Sean Penn shows the world that we laugh at danger!
What moron would accept an invitation from a psychopath killer to visit him at his hide out? Only a Hollywood has been stood up to accept the risk! Sean Penn is a name nobody even connects with show business in this century.
For some odd reason Penn relented and showed mercy and chose not to capture el Chapo single handed. Mexico did have a massive shoot out and did capture the scourge of Mexico. Sean Penn was back in Hollywood getting a manicure and collecting his notes on his encounter with the drug king pin to have a friendly conversation about murder, drug dealing, and exporting drugs into the USA.