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Our president loves how he looks in Alaska

September 2, 2015
Visiting Alaska with his selfie stick to record his every smirk and smile.

Visiting Alaska with his selfie stick to record his every smirk and smile.

Alaska has wild life that any tender foot from the urban jungle never meets. Our commander in chief needs to adore himself with millions of selfie pictures. Each picture is more adorable than the last! We need to cherish his charm, good looks, and smart ass comments as long as we can.

We are concerned for his safety wandering the wilderness with Grizzly Bears, wolves, and cougars. He is so self absorbed staring at his own Narcissus obsessions, that any predator can bite him in the ass and drag him off to feed their young.

I do not know any grown man so self absorbed, other than Kanye West or Chris “Cait” Jenner. I would love to see a picture of our president dressed like a mountain man conquering the wilderness. That picture would be hysterical to add to his mom jeans bike riding outfit.

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  1. September 2, 2015 7:02 pm

    Reblogged this on Brittius and commented:
    Obama the useless pimp.

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