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Uncle Jeb becomes a curmudgeon?

September 1, 2015

Retirement as a loser can make anyone bitter. I feel sorry for the Bush family having to deal with a new curmudgeon, Jeb. As he gazes out of his retirement home window, he is not happy. “That damn Trump Wall blocks my view!” He loved to watch the illegal aliens marching into the USA. These “love” invaders no longer are peering through his window. The wall stopped them.

He passes time watching the “Slick Willy” fund raising segment on the shopping channel. “Free Hillary! Any donation will help make her time in prison more comfortable! This is a tax deductible donation. For $1,000 get a personal email from Hillary thanking you for your help.” Martha Stuart has launched her new line of Hillary endorsed prison clothes. Bill was a little upset that Chelsea got a $10 million advance for a tell all book about her parents.

The Chicago Obama Library has fallen upon hard times. Chinese protestors are waving banners as they block the entrance. “Chinese lives matter!” George Bush was invited to the grand opening ceremony but he told Obama to piss off. Jeb offered to show up, but nobody replied to his kind offer.

Jeb has offered to speak for free at retirement homes. They will see if they can fit him into the schedule between Bingo and field trips to a Indian casino. His only consolation is chuckling to see George Stephanopolous representing a coal industry export group. George was fired after Hillary lost the race for president, because that was his only value to ABC as a close confidant of the Clinton empire.

Florida Governor Jeb Bush (L) hugs his brother President George W. Bush upon the President's arrival in Orlando in this March 21, 2001 file photo. Jeb Bush will announce his bid for the Republican presidential nomination on June 15, 2015 in Miami, finally jumping into the crowded field after a chorus of criticism about how he is handling his non-campaign and moving to bolster his support.  REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque/Files   ATTENTION EDITORS - THIS PICTURE IS PART OF THE PACKAGE “JEB BUSH TO ANNOUNCE 2016 BID”. TO FIND ALL 16 IMAGES SEARCH 'JEB BUSH 2016'

Florida Governor Jeb Bush (L) hugs his brother President George W. Bush upon the President’s arrival in Orlando in this March 21, 2001 file photo. Jeb Bush will announce his bid for the Republican presidential nomination on June 15, 2015 in Miami, finally jumping into the crowded field after a chorus of criticism about how he is handling his non-campaign and moving to bolster his support. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque/Files ATTENTION EDITORS – THIS PICTURE IS PART OF THE PACKAGE “JEB BUSH TO ANNOUNCE 2016 BID”. TO FIND ALL 16 IMAGES SEARCH ‘JEB BUSH 2016’

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