Immediate job opening for radiation inspector in Iran!
Today the press conference by President Obama droned on and on and on. Of course, any solution to any problem in the Mideast requires asking everybody so nobody can blame him. We know our president cannot and will not ever take any effort to do any work on real problems. He can dedicate a lot of time to talk to the press and lecture Congress on their failings. His twisted logic defending the advantages of lifting all sanction on Iran before they comply with nuclear controls had everyone stumped.
If you want a job with no future, then buy your radiation detector, Ebola diarrhea suit, and head to Iran. You have a job! Be sure to avoid Jihad beheadings while you are there. The president will explain how to use your radiation meter and how to contact John Kerry on any questions of lethal threats against your life.