El Chapo escaped so we need to help find him
Billionaire drug dealer El Chapo did escape from the top security prison in Mexico. It looks more modern than the ancient Clinton Prison where Governor Cuomo took a complete tour of the escape route of his prisoners. Mexico did not allow the prisoners to cook hamburger in their cell like Cuomo prisoners. El Chapo escape went underground in a mile long tunnel dug under his prison cell shower riding a motorcycle to freedom. He did not wear a helmet during his escape and violated a safety law.
Mexico did get shovel ready jobs paid by El Chapo for his tunnel.
This man is 5’6″ tall and answers to the name “El Chapo”. If you see him walking into Arizona through our open border policy, then be sure to take a selfie with him. He may be armed with a federal gun from Eric Holder “fast and furious” smuggling guns into Mexico for their drug cartel. It was not clear what purpose was served by smuggling our guns to Mexican drug dealers, but somebody made some money from them.
We look forward to seeing the El Chapo ABC interview by George Stephanopoulis pool side sipping his cerveza. George may invite him to a fund raiser for the Clinton Foundation dinner in New York. It is possible that El Chapo could qualify for a Obama pardon on any sentence in USA. Drug dealers do not need lifetime prison sentences.