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Ramadan secret revealed

June 30, 2015

There is a special bonus during Ramadan. For those engaged in Jihad attacks against the infidels, you get a special deal if killed. Your eternal reward is multiplied by a factor of 10! Who is crazy enough to make that offer? Lets just say you will never see his picture because it is straight from Mr. Big!

So gather around all you frustrated losers that want to kill people. This is a limited time offer! If you die, then you get all that extra stuff. Such a deal?

We look forward to more stories about the Crusades with evil Christians killing the Jihad warriors from a thousand years ago. We are too busy right now counting the dead Christians.

The stupid sales pitch on Jihad reminds me of Used Cars a 1980 liberal documentary that revealed the dark and evil world of used car sales. The top salesman was raising money to buy public office in an upcoming election. The movie mocked the Ayatollah! Did president Obama and secretary of state Hillary Clinton realize this movie made fun of Muslims who attack the USA? It is not too late for an apology video from our fearless leader!

The more ISIS Jihad attackers we can kill, then the more happy they will be! Their reward after death will be increased by the power of 10! Most of the Jihad suicide volunteers are not smart enough to figure that out. We are doing them a favor by killing Jihad morons during Ramadan.

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. June 30, 2015 7:18 pm

    Reblogged this on Brittius.

  2. June 30, 2015 8:53 pm

    Puffing cigar, getting close-up selfie, and mimicking General Patton ain’t class. I am really confused where to place you; in humor, insipidity or Stooopidity? Hobo Duke! Here’s the Arabian Nights. Jesse James! If one Baghdadi boy comes after you in Ramadan, you feel as if you’re popped by ten, mathematically eleven. Back to Kingdom of God; remember Richard the Lionheart was conquered by Muslims in Ramadan not the other way around. That’s how the British stole Don Quixote legacy to make Robin Hood.
    Your Ramadan narrative ain’t yours. It’s from cheat sheet of an Anglosexual Apostate who fled our sewers and surfaced in Texas lest he’s beheaded wearing orange Gitmo nightgown on YouTube.

    • hoboduke permalink*
      July 1, 2015 4:17 pm

      Don’t mess with Texas! Not sure why you refer to YouTube beheadings propaganda from ISIS? One thing I am sure is that “Da Coach” Iron Mike Ditka puffing a cigar is the ideal American male and I admire him. My writing is intended to unveil some delusions of pompous experts. We have paid in blood and lives to aid our allies. Any Baghdad dude comes after anyone in my town will either get shot or chopped by a axe.

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