New ISIS strategy allows hostage payments?
Response to ISIS by our fearless leader is to allow families to pay ransom for kidnapped family members. Auctioning citizens of USA will create a new propaganda victory for ISIS. This is a brilliant response to a problem our president does not solve. So when your son or daughter is kidnapped by ISIS, you can be sure that you are on your own to negotiate with ISIS. Of course, we will have swindlers pretending to represent ISIS stealing ransom money from grieving families.
We propose that Berghdahl parents set up a hostage negotiation service for families seeking to pay ransom. Dad Bergdahl speaks fluent lingo of ISIS captors. Mom Bergdahl will take your money. President Obama will host reunion celebrations in Rose Garden of White House.
Our president is busy getting a nuclear weapons program started in Iran right now. He has no time to worry about ISIS anymore. Sure the USA economy shrunk but there are more important problems right now for our fearless leader. NBA draft is on Thursday and he needs to get his face on this broadcast somehow.