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Democrats in Mayberry

November 16, 2014

Nancy Pelosi seems to be more like “Aunt Bee” from Mayberry. Harry Reid could be Floyd the barber. It seems Aunt Bee can’t remember Goober? Maybe she had too much sherry? We don’t know why Goober said the people of Mayberry were “stupid voters”? But you never know why Goober says half of what he does.

Floyd is keeping his mouth shut, which is very unusual. Nobody asked Floyd if he knew Goober. He likes talking about Coke all the time. He always tells anyone who will listen that the Coke brothers are ruining America.

Nobody believes that Goober is a professor from NITWIT. He does love having attention. Aunt Bee doesn’t like it.

Goober is a professor from NITWIT U

Goober is a professor from NITWIT U

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