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King for a day! New amusement park?

September 8, 2014

How would you like to park your ass in the throne chair of our fearless leader? How about hosting a press conference where you can tell everyone off a teleprompter baloney!? “I didn’t know about it, until you did!” “I don’t have a strategy yet!” “Not even a smidgen of wrong doing in IRS!” “I won’t put the cart before the horse!”

Play par 3 golf from the lady tees. Eat chili dogs in a diner and talk to unemployed people that you feel sorry for them. Sing karaoke! Hop onto a private jet, if you got $50,000 to use it. Or just look at a cardboard cut out with your head stuck out the window! Play doctor wearing a lab coat and latex gloves!

And if you are up to the challenge, enjoy the “Fund Raising” ride! Just as you are about to start the ride, an ambassador about to be killed calls for help. Of course, you get on the ride!

You can spend the night in POTUS Suite. The National Debt clock is one whole wall of this luxurious suite. Enjoy the luxury of satisfying any craving from our 24 hour vending machines down the hall! On the other side of your suite wall will be Hillary Clinton having loud sex. At 3 AM Bill and a hooker will be banging on your door demanding that Hillary get her girl friend out of bed!

No state is offering any tax incentive for building this amusement park. Maybe Sarah Palin would be the tour guide in Alaska for BO Land? Be sure to stop in the gift shop to get the gift pack; “I got a pen! I got a phone!”

Love the 3 stooges golf outfits!  Available in pro shop, made in China.

Love the 3 stooges golf outfits! Available in pro shop, made in China.

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