I’ve got a secret! Don’t ask me! Alright, I’ll tell you!
It seems hard to believe how the mood in our country has changed over a year. Not that our mood was that great in 2013, but it’s even more like a wake for our own funeral in 2014.
Osama Bin Laden is dead, and I killed him! Don’t ask me any more, because it’s a secret. Okay, it was Seal Team 6! If I get them all killed by blabbing, we can always order a new Seal Team 7! I am president, and COMMANDER IN CHIEF! I KILLED HIM! ME!
I had a lot of pictures taken of me ordering the attack! Did you see them? I stopped terrorism by killing that bad ass! ME!
Hey, we heard that physician from Pakistan that gave us the DNA confirmation we had found the hiding spot of Bin Laden is in prison. Too bad my blabbing got him caught and sent to 30 years in prison. He can’t vote for me, so too bad. Did you see the movie on how I took down Osama? I let them all around our top…
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