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Progress report from Gilligan’s Island; “I don’t know!”

November 2, 2013

Skipper Obama has been too busy to throw his weekly billionaire fund raiser dinners for his billionaire Soros. His little buddy Biden was upset that nobody at NSA bothered to monitor his cell phone! It seems the German tourist Merkel has phone calls for over 10 years at NSA. That’s a lot of Sauerbraten and Munich beer festivals!

Yes they are stranded on the island of “I don’t know”. It seems they are blessed with selective amnesia. “I don’t know” or “F*** off” is all they are telling us worried passengers that have run aground. What about the guns they gave the natives on the next island? They don’t know. What about the ambassador who didn’t want to go to cannibal island, and was killed? They don’t know. What about the 5 years of being unemployed on the island? They don’t know. What about the mandatory health care law with no doctor, no insurance company, and no criminal navigator to steal all your financial information from you? They don’t know, but they are sorry. But, a law is a law, so there.

We are being told to remain calm. Everything is just fine. New laws and regulations are being created even as the natives are getting restless. Nothing makes me feel better than a new law and a new regulation! THANK YOU! We are grateful to have a skipper like Obama. He is our fearless leader, afraid of Putin. If there was a cage match, I know who would win, and so does our president.

These 4 fellows posed for a shovel ready picture in 1934.  Obama still believes in shovels!

These 4 fellows posed for a shovel ready picture in 1934. Obama still believes in shovels!

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