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Menopause survival guide for men

September 7, 2013

This is the most important time of the year for most men in the USA. College football underway, and the official opening week of NFL football will force men to stand up to their wives! For a small segment of cavemen, their wives have entered the kill zone of experiencing menopause. This is a confusing time for men, because they couldn’t figure out their wives before menopause. This is a brief survival guide to get through the football season.

Get a stack of women’s magazines to dump on top of the coffee table during football. Make sure you have a dummy thermostat on the wall of your football viewing room. When she’s hot, let her spin the thermostat to her favorite temperature. Have a pitcher of iced tea and a big circulating fan at the ready too. When she’s cold let her spin the thermostat to her favorite temperature. Have hot chocolate and a stadium blanket at the ready too. If she starts jabbering about stuff, insist she goes shopping for herself, you insist she deserves it. If she won’t leave, call her best friend and hand her the phone as if she called.

Women get more violent during menopause so be careful. But the thermostat that is not connected to anything is a great menopause buddy for men. The best clean get away tactic is to tell her you got diarrhea and run downstairs like you got to go. Flip on the game and she won’t want to know how you are doing. You can do the sound effects like Buehler’s Day Off recordings for the powder room.

menopause toy for women essential tool!

menopause toy for women essential tool!

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