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Exorcism is secretly planned for president!

May 30, 2013
He may be dead, but his spirit walks the White House!

He may be dead, but his spirit walks the White House!

There were suspicions that our president’s teleprompter has strange statements appearing! Some have been questioning why our president has a salaried dog walker for over $100,000 per year! This salary is actually for a Metaphysician, but no press news is aroused on a $100,000 dog walker in our White House. Metaphysician is Moonbeam Zappa! No moron would put on his budget $100,000 for a personal dog walker, right?

Our president is possessed by the spirit of Richard M. Nixon! Let me make this perfectly clear! I am not a crook! Everyone is very concerned that we don’t know if it is Obama or Nixon talking at any moment!

Moonbeam is holding a séance to connect with Spiro Agnew’s spirit and Joe Biden to find a cure. Please take a moment to meditate and chant AUM! We need our president back!

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