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Al Gore will take hands on job interviews for Al-Jazeera cable news

January 25, 2013

There are job openings both at Pravda and Al-Jazeera in the USA.  The prerequisite is that the applicant can read and write English at the same level as Al Gore.  The interviews for Al-Jazeera will be handled by Al Gore as a hands on approach for female applicants.  The interview couch, massage cream, and wine are all approved by Green Peace.  However, Al is not aware that Al-Jazeera does have weapons proficiency requirements and bomb building classes for staff.  In solidarity David Letterman will be the first celebrity to interview Obama on the new cable schedule of Al-Jazeera.

Al wants to handle with hands on the female applicants to Al-Jazeera!

Al wants to handle with hands on the female applicants to Al-Jazeera!

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