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Hobo Party announces candidate for Vice President 2012

August 7, 2012

Hobo Party convention will be at Grant Park Chicago when the hobo folk show up.

We have yet to nominate our candidate for President, but the  Vice President decision is settled.Ken Stoned will be proud to serve as Vice President and debate Joe Biden. Ken’s accomplishments are amazing, and he will be glad to spend several evenings over free dinner and drinks to tell them in agonizing detail.  Let me just list a few of his more notable and astounding achievements. Ken although short of stature has physical attributes and talents worthy of Mount Olympus.  Ken has sparred with Muhammad Ali.  Ken has taught Michael Jackson how to moonwalk.  Ken has been a stuntman for Tom Cruise in the Mission Impossible movies. As a legal scholar, Ken knows more than President Obama.  Okay, that’s not much to brag about.  Anyway, you get the picture.  Ken can lie and make up whoppers that will leave you laughing.  The beauty of it is that Ken believes sincerely all the manure he spreads.  There is no doubt that he will confuse, and leave Joe Biden wondering how anyone can lie more than Joe?

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