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President Obama to bail out Twinkies!

January 14, 2012
Taking a bite out of unemployment, Obama eats same as average family of 4.

There is jubilation and celebration in the nutrition fanatics camp with the bankruptcy of Twinkies!  Never mind that people have enjoyed this treat since the original Depression.  Now in Obama’s Depression they are closing down and turning off the lights.

Michelle is beaming on the loss of Twinkies, even as the Hostess truck backs up at midnight to load up the Obama pantry with Twinkies for their secret gorging.  The lawyers representing the food company in bankruptcy worked on the GM bankruptcy also.  Can the union workers be saved by these lawyers persuading the USA to buy Twinkies factories?
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