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TSA John Pistole wants to grab your groin!

November 20, 2010

TSA day dream hand search candidate.

TSA didn’t exist until the terrorists got me a job!

We all will die if we don’t use a magic ray machine to see you naked.  Then we need to have people put their hand down your shorts just to make sure.  They do wear rubber gloves, because some folks have residue in their underwear.  The brilliance of John Pistole is to use mindless technology with a mindless policy.

When you go to the airport, take off your shoes, empty your pockets, don’t carry in nail clippers, get a nude picture of yourself, and then get groped.  It sounds like a vacation in itself!  Maybe I’ll just go to the airport to go through security and then have a smoke and cocktail after.

No only will this keep terrorists away, this will keep foreign visitors from traveling to the USA.  The terrorists might actually focus on attacking us, instead of playing with commercial passenger planes.  We’re spending money on machines, when we could simply have everyone disrobe and board the plane naked.  We can pass out hospital gowns to rent for $50 as airport security fee.

It could get a little messy with women menstruating, or people with colon bags.  But what the heck, it will keep us safe from getting blown up. 

We salute John Pistole as a block head blindly following technology over the cliff of common sense.  The TSA did not exist, until 2002 when the Democrats in congress found an opportunity for more government union employees owing their loyalrty to the Democrats in Congress paying them.  Yes, the Democrats have an answer to terrorism, it the TSA that is terrorizing us.

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  1. November 24, 2010 8:19 pm

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