“send me the bill, I’ll sign it!”

Let’s raise a glass to free travels around the globe.

The State of the Union speech on January 24, 2012  had a lot of “Obamisms”.  Did enjoy his complaining on the lack of work done by Congress.  Hope our fearless leader sticks around to do some work himself.

He kept repeating over, and over; “send me the bill, I’ll sign it!”  Of course he’ll sign any bill, he doesn’t have to pay it.  It’s nice to be rich using other people’s money.

When we spent a trillion dollars to stimulate our economy, what happend to that money?  Didn’t see any new dam, bridge, or even public rest rooms with a plaque thanking Obama.  Guess a trillion dollars doesn’t get much anymore.

I will sure miss him after the election.  He can take those world trips spending his own money for a change.

Working for the people! Newt knows how to do it.

Newt when Democrats wanted to work with Republicans!

Our economy is ready to thrive again!  Newt Gingrich as Speaker of the House had a president in Bill Clinton who worked with the Republicans.  The White House is busy ignoring the House, blaming the House, and telling citizens to get mad at the House!  Who is the better president for the USA; Clinton or Obama?  Clinton was smart enough to work with Newt Gingrich.  Obama thinks he smart to whip and kick John Boehner like a mule.

If you keep kicking and whipping the mule, one day you get kicked in the head by the mule.  The folks are getting restless at the Obama circus of excuses, and Solyndra success stories.  Newt Gingrich is speaking what the people are thinking.  We got a do nothing president that is afraid to decide and afraid to lead.  We are like lambs being led to slaughter by a lazy shepard

U.S.A. flag stands for all of us and deserves our respect!

Why even pretend to honor our flag Obama?

We know it’s only a symbol of our nation and our citizens.  We know every nation has a flag representing their people.  Our flag has flown around the world in the fight for freedom.  Our flag has flown along side those fighting to remain free.  Our flag has been raised in the darkest times of our world’s history, when the future seemed doomed and bleak.

After the terrorist attack of 9/11/2001, I saw the spontaneous outpouring of love and respect to display our flag.  It was our statement to any who seek to attack us and our beliefs in our rights of our citizens.  Flags flew everywhere, and we all responded to the firefighters displaying our colors on the fallen girder amid the smouldering carnage.  It means more than a mere decoration to everyone.

There is a man in the people’s house that does not deserve to represent our country.  Our son was 11 at the time of the 9/11 attack, and went at 19 into the battle zone for our freedom and security.  He lost friends his age and they will never enjoy the lives and freedom we enjoy today.  There is no explanation or justification for ignoring our flag , our people.

Kim Kardashian finally in spotlight at Golden Globes ceremony!

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Kim attending “Golden Nymph” awards? What is that?!

The host for the 2012 Golden Globes knew he could never shame Kim Kardashian, since she seems to lack any sense of propriety in manners or such quaint customs as marriage.  It was funny to hear him compare the Golden Globes to the Oscars was similar to the wedding of Kim Kardashian contrasted to Kate Middleton.  The Globes and Kim Kardashian analogy was brilliant; ”The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. A bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker and more easily bought. Allegedly. Nothing’s been proved.”

We look forward to Kim letting her sparkling personality and tremedous talents be brought back to her adoring public.  As soon as she finds her adoring public, where that may be is a mystery.

In the world of self aggrandizement and gargantuan ego, the program certainly drew it’s energy from the delrium of the honored recipients.  It is like lighting a match in a dairy barn, with endless methane gas.  The results are explosive.

Titletown Blues!

Time to pack away the cheese hats.

New York GIANTS came to Titletown as the prelude before the PACKERS moved onto the NFC championship game in Green Bay.  But fate intervened as the offense forgot to catch passes, forgot to hang onto the football, and the quarterback seemed a man alone on the mission to win.  The defense bumped into players instead of tackling as New York cranked out points and yards at will.

We heard that fans skipped this game by selling their tickets.  They were counting the chickens that didn’t hatch.  Now they got egg on their face.  The fans in the stands were stunned as they watched the end of a dream season.  It’s the nature of the game to break hearts and shatter dreams.  They can talk about next season like the BEARS.

Professor Doom bet his bankroll on the GIANTS in Las Vegas at the MGM Grand sports book.  They laughed and chuckled as he laid down his bet.  Doctor Gloom was measuring the glee meter around Green Bay as  mass delusions gripped the city.

The cheese hats are being stored away and the pro shop at Lambeau field will hold a big clearence sale as the season ended.  I might check it out for consolation gifts to some fans who are in disbelief.  Us BEAR fans know the feeling well.

President Obama to bail out Twinkies!

Taking a bite out of unemployment, Obama eats same as average family of 4.

There is jubilation and celebration in the nutrition fanatics camp with the bankruptcy of Twinkies!  Never mind that people have enjoyed this treat since the original Depression.  Now in Obama’s Depression they are closing down and turning off the lights.

Michelle is beaming on the loss of Twinkies, even as the Hostess truck backs up at midnight to load up the Obama pantry with Twinkies for their secret gorging.  The lawyers representing the food company in bankruptcy worked on the GM bankruptcy also.  Can the union workers be saved by these lawyers persuading the USA to buy Twinkies factories?

Media Circus Enriched by Republican Debates

Dumb ass questions in search of blood for more money.

The 5,000 Republican candidate “debates” is the new reality television series enriching commercial media.  The “moderators” are more like ghouls hoping to inflict a bloody wound for more vultures to peck away at the flailing carcass near death.  Plus the advertising revenue makes the “news” division of each media group extremely profitable!

Then they can invite the “experts” who are professionals who sell their services to all political groups.  This shameless self promotion enriches all involved in this circus that is more like the Roman Circus that were gladiator bloody enterntainment.

David Gregory used to be a pretty boy media doll that is now attempting to prove he has an intellect.  Good luck on finding it.

Political hack now a media puppet for propaganda

The endless stream of propaganda oozing from every orifice of these commercial media celebrities does begin to smell.  We are glad these millionaires who look out for the little guy are making money in this reality television season.  Chelsea Clinton is anxious to plant her ass in the next available seat to join the vultures to get rich, and make us sick and tired of their pompous self importance.

We can hardly wait for their hard hitting analysis of the shambles our economy has destructed under the guidance and manipulation of business by our fearless leader B.O. as the best professor president since Wilson led us into world war.

New Year Resolution to develop my skills in 2012

We are all capable of being better than we think!

Steve Reeves developed himself by organizing a program of exercise, nutrition, and living.  I admire his accomplishments, and respect the life he led in pursuit of his dreams.

He didn’t wait for anyone to mold him or shape him.  He developed his own vision of how he wanted to improve his physique by his own unique program.   The world loved his accomplishment as a mere mortal who could look like he belonged on Mount Olympus!

My goal is not so grand.  I intend to get healthier by my selection of food and yes, being more physicaly active.  Chopping firewood, and snow shoe hiking will get me improving myself.

My goal is to share some insights on life from my perspective in this forum.  My goal is to improve my chess skills and compete in the US Open in 2013, and sponsor the Green Bay Open championship tournament this July.  Last but not least, I refuse to participate in the delusions and propaganda spewing from every orifice in Washington D.C.  The hobo trail is too crowded with 13 million out of work folks, while we add 200,000 young adults of work age every month into this number.  The Wisconsin motto is “FORWARD”, and I intend to go forward.  Come on with me to make 2012 the best year ever!

“Just Imagine” Tournament of Roses parade welcomes OCCUPY 2012

Professional protestors funded by Soros march in Rose parade!

This is not the way I wanted to start celebrating 2012.  George Soros and pseudo communist organizers paid professional protestors to carry signs and a octopus?  What is the purpose of these protests anyway?  My son likes eating squid at a Greek restaurant in Illinois called Greek Isles.

“Just Imagine” is the theme of the tournament parade for 2012.  I can’t imagine what these protestors want us to do since they don’t seem to know what or why they are in this parade.

I just read that President Obama declared 2012 the year he won’t wait for congress to do work.  Will 2012 be the year he’s not on vacation, golfing, and traveling all year?  What stopped him from working the other 3 years?  Way to go B.O. we are proud of you!

Chicago Mob rule in Washington D.C.!

These Senators and Congress folk is some mob!  “I got 60 votes in the senate, so screw you!”  “I got the house majority, so screw   you!” The cussing, yelling, and plain outright arm twisting on any day in our nation’s nuthouse has more mob action! If we would ony allow dueling again!  It would be a great way to settle disputes honorably, and permanently!

 Any Friday night in any bar in Chicago has more cussing, yelling, shoving and a lot more fighting than the town hall meetings.  Anyone been to a Yankee versus Red Sox game?  Get ready for cussing, fighting, and maybe a ball game?  Been to a RedWings versus Blackhawks hockey game?  Blood, teeth, and riot squads are needed in the nosebleed cheap seat section!  This is America, and I love our country!

Don’t you see how old them town hall mob people are?   They’re grandparents!  Man, I always get nervous when I see a couple of grandparents coming my way at night on a dark street!

It must seem like ancient history when hizzonor Richard J Daley brought out the goons in blue to bust heads with billy clubs and guns to clear the streets of VietNam war protestors.  That Dementicrat presidential convention in Chicago shows us our future! I think the late Walter Klondike was at a loss for words!  Them windbags on the idiot box TV don’t have a clue about Chicago politics.  The President knows how to get it done, just like old Daley!  Send in the goons, and them frail old folks will have some new medical problems!

Yes, Chicago mob action is back again, hallelujah!  Goons knocking down old people, and street thugs shoving cripples against an alley!!  This is kid stuff.  Wait til Congress and the Senate gets down to cleaning us out!   Then you will feel what real pain is like!

Daley’s buddies split up the spoils, just like the Chicago mafia! Want a likker license, pay up!  We’ll send the health inspector 10 times to your greasy spoon, or pay up!  Imagine if the senators took advantage of their power?  Or if the congress folk shook down banks for money?  Glad ethics comittee can’t find anything wrong!  Amen!As the late Walter Klondike would say….”And that’s the way it is!”

Kalifornia burning our money! Burning forests!

Them poor people in Kalifornia are getting burned!  The eco friendly policy of letting nature take it’s course with no land management or forest management is burning up the state!  We have released enough carbon pollution from these fires equal to the smokestacks of China for 5 years of pollution. 

Hoboes are fining Kalifornia for pollution, and wasting limited resources of state by firefighters, equipment, and lost property value taxes for burned down million dollar shacks.  We expect $20 billion burning pollution fine to our save the earth for hoboes fund.  We are organizing our march on Al Gore’s mansion to reparations.  This is an inconvenient truth.  Forests that are not trimmed of dead wood and harvested for good lumber, will burn up in smoke and cost us more!

Hoboes are glad Nancy Pelosi has taken a leadership position on this crisis in her home state.  She is blaming President Bush and President Eisenhower for these forest fires!  Of course she lives in San Francisco so the smoke hasn’t reached her multi million dollar penthouse yet. 

I invite all the save the earth idiots to see a native nation in Menominee county Wisconsin on how to avoid forest fires and use our forests for improving life.  The Menominee College has forestry courses that should be mandatory for any windbag blowhard preaching on how to save the forest.  These idiots only know forests they seen in pictures in newspaper.  Live in the forest, know how they support wildlife and support the human chain of life!

The hoboes are glad they left Kalifornia before it started up.  We won’t go back until they promise to protect their state.  Right now they just let it burn out of control, because they are not managing the forest lands.

Hobo revival! Odds are 1 in 10 now!

Happy days are here again!  Your odds are 1 in 10 of becoming a hobo.  Never in my wildest dreams did I think the hobo party could capture 10% of America’s hearts and minds. 

You could even have your odds improve!  How about 1 in 5?  There aren’t soup kitchens at churches anymore.  Zoning restrictions ban churches from helping the homeless and poor.  Nice people don’t want them kind of people hanging around! Government tax laws reduce charitable donations too! 

Times were better during Hoover!  Our President is following some of Hoover’s ideas.  Thanks for raising taxes.  Thanks for tariff battles to strangle export.  Thanks for letting farmers go out in record numbers!

During the 1st Depression, farmers took the country down the final drop into giving up.  We  all need to get packed for the real 2nd Depression!  Don’t make any big plans for 2010.  We’ll let you know the nearest hobo jungle.  Mulligan stew, moonshine, and bumming a smoke around the campfire will be your favorite memories from this Depression.

Banks are refusing to take back properties they mortgaged.  Government is running out of paper to print more money.  Senators and Congress Representatives are running out of stories to dish out on how they help us.  Grandma’s and Grandpa’s are already in the streets!  Can you believe it with TEA party marches?  Them people don’t have long to live, and nothing to lose if they get on the attack.  Heck, they got Chuck Norris! 

I want someone that can use elk hides for a coat, a grizzly bear for a rug, and russle up some venison or bear jerky!  I want Sarah Palin.  Don’t give us no tenderfoot crying and whining about how bad things are.  No kidding.  I’ll take a real frontier woman over anybody right now.  Todd I wouldn’t cross, he is native American and all man.  I would feel safe staying at their camp anytime.  I’ll bring my treeing walker coonhound to go bear hunting.

See you hoboes soon.  Pack your kit.

Kimberly Munley takes out a coward!

The strength of America is in the heart and will power of her people.  Police Sergeant Kimberly Munley ended the coward’s shooting spree at Fort Hood.  The coward and killer Hasan whirled around to take her down with 2 guns blazing away shooting her in one arm and one leg.  She just stared him down and shot it out until coward Hasan dropped with the help of  her partner Sgt Todd. 

If you see a crazy man with a gun, you shoot him until he drops.  Of course such direct action might be offensive to some sensitive people.  Will the President invite Sergeant Munley and Major Hasan to the White House garden for a beer party to discuss their differences?

You have everyone going out of their way to humor this coward in the army, because he didn’t want to go to war.  My son is in combat now and do you think he and his unit were jumping up and down happy to face danger?  Of course, we have serious deliberations underway right now on why we are there, and what we want to do, and when should we leave, and when should we schedule our next meeting.  Boy it’s tough making decisions while the bullets are flying at you.  Sergeant Munley shot a coward down.  Give our military the right to defend themselves now!  I  love to see the “hero” thumping politicians squirm and hide when TEA party people show up, because they might yell at them, or hold  up signs they don’t like.  Of course, it’s okey to criticize how our troops act, say they are acting like nazi thugs, and worse for political grand standing.  Thank you senators Durbin and Murtha for your contributions there.

If you have cowards and saboteurs in training in our military, how about a oath of allegiance to our flag to every member of the military?  Those that refuse can ship out of our country, now.  I would suggest the same for our Senators and Representatives in Washington, but they would object to being accused of something.

I pledge alliegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands: one nation under God, indivisible with Liberty and Justice for all. 

Us hoboes know the future of our country can be said in these few words!  I demand anyone serving in the military or controling our military has to stand up and take the pledge, or get out of town, now.

We got high hopes on audacity of change!

The Berlin wall of death that divided the German people, courtesy of Communist community organizers is gone 20 years.  My father never thought he would see the end of communism during his lifetime.  He did get to visit a free Lithuania before he died, where he was on a communist death camp list for opposition to communism. His brothers and uncles all died in death camps courtesy of Stalin. 

General Eisenhower gave dad and my mother the gift of freedom in the USA, since General Eisenhower used freedom fighters to support the logistics of the US Army. This was never authorized, but hey when you are fighting for the future of the free world, why worry about bureaucrats and red tape!  He offered free passage to USA for those supporting the war of freedom. They came to New York City on a battle ship after the war.

They came here with nothing but my 1 year old brother, and hopes to start a new life.  They left all family, and possessions in the hands of the communists.  People vote with their feet!  God bless America!

Some people refused to leave behind their family heirlooms, property, and money.  Of course it all got taken away by the Communists to share the wealth.  The Communist bosses got the wealth, the population got their propaganda.  My dad and mom really lost nothing, because it was all being taken even if they were staying behind.  They gained freedom, and immediately lost their jobs in a bad recession.  Welcome to the USA!  They survived a lot of setbacks, and found fellow immigrants to share their joys and sorrows in a new country.

I look at our country today and wonder how long our freedom will be a right of our citizens!  Not ready to pull up stakes like my parents had to choose.  However, I am doing some research on life in Lithuania just in case.  Hope you got another option just in case as part of the Homeland Security preparations.  I’m getting my passport in order.  The folks that didn’t leave Germany before the war  and Russia after the war  in time before the borders were closed felt kind of stupid. 

It would be ironic that after fighting for liberty over generations, that our country let freedom slip away.  The promises of a worker’s paradise in Russia came at a price of millions killed who opposed this utopia without rights.  Did stimulus spending by the Russian government restore their economy and add well paying jobs?   Might think that over as we see our President “lefty” ponders how the government can fix our economy!  Good luck Comisar Pelosi on Russian health care plan!

National Emergency Amnesia! H1N1 vaccine rationing

Since President signed NATIONAL EMERGENCY order for the flu, things have gotten real quiet!  No big announcements on how many are dying, no big updates on when to expect the vaccine, and no telling us when we can sleep again because the NATIONAL EMERGENCY has ended?  Why can’t we get updates on this NATIONAL EMERGENCY?

The hours long lines in wait to get a shot, the seniors with health problems being turned away from vaccine, and the total lack of coordination in this NATIONAL EMERGENCY seems like Katrina in health care! 

Wonder if April 15 we can declare a NATIONAL EMERGENCY to delay paying taxes until the H1N1 vaccine has been accounted for?  How much did we spend for getting nothing?  I did like instructions on washing hands, and was waiting for more instructions but nothing else to do?

Will we celebrate the end of H1N1 national emergency?  Can we have speeches, and celebrations that we survived this NATIONAL EMERGENCY in spite of the government being unprepared and useless?  Did our senators and representatives all get their pig shots?  Most of them folks in Washington DC make pigs of themselves, don’t know how to prevent them from becoming swine.

America remembers why 2008 makes us mad in 2009!

My buddy was all set for retirement.  He had a treasure vault stuffed with Beany Babies, and all his cash was with Bernie Madoff.  His fortune evaporated as a mirage in the desert when searching for water.  Then he lost his job as a mortgage broker giving loans to illegal immigrants with no proof of income!  He still has his letter of commendation from  Representative Barney Frank and Senator Chris Dodd on helping our country welcome new homeowners from the disadvantaged.

I got a lot of stuff that made me mad last year.  There are a lot of ladies mad at Oprah Winfrey for ditching Sarah Palin off her 2008 schedule.  Now she wants to make nice with Sarah in 2009.  I been there.  Ladies don’t ever forget, and they get mad every time they remember.  My wife still slugs me when I remind her how much her mom bugged me during Christmas!  She could never shut up.  She knew it all.  She wanted us to sit quiest like church while she watched Public Television all night long!  I had to go out for a few beers and a cigar!

Anyway, a lot of us are in a bad mood.  Christmas is coming, and we don’t give a rip about offending atheists, muslims, and scientoligists!  However, it will be a skimpy Christmas.  10% are out of work, and more on the way!

Sarah Palin is the lady that is yelling for the ladies of America mad about how their husbands can’t work, no overtime for toys, and no new fancy clothes for Christmas!  This Christmas will be our best yet to return to home made toys, or more shoplifting than ever.  Ho, Ho, Ho!

That new book she wrote might be good to read, before the mind police try to burn her at the stake, and burn her book, too!

Santa has to visit New York City!

This poor old hobo wants a Christmas visit for New York City from Santa Claus.  I will watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade and try to spread a little cheer to the greatest city in this world!  New York folks has had so many troubles, even a politician can’t promise them a Merry Christmas!

I think it would be swell to have a New Orleans Cajun Christmas party for you folks! They got a gift wtih  music from the “big easy” that can even make a funeral procession   a celebration time to know your family can be happy your departed are dancing in heaven ”When the Saints come marching in”!  If I have one wish, it would be to see this country really celebrate our diversity with fun and music from our native American nations to our newest Russian citizens!  Al Gore should hang out with our American nations to learn how to live in harmony with the earth. I have to tell you don’t mess with a Cajun or a Cossack!  They got  proud traditions, just like our New Yorkers.

Don’t get blue or upset that things are getting worse, with more folks out of work, and losing their homes.  Even hoboes celebrate Christmas, and we don’t have much but our freedom!  That’s enough right now.  Pabst Blue Ribbon at the Bonduel Antler Club is only a buck, and I will buy a round for you folks in the best part of America, NorthEast Wisconsin!  Cheese curds, bratwurst, beer, and a good time is here waiting for you.

Sorry you folks in New York have to put up with some kind of nonsense trial for the guys that wanted you all to drop dead.  I think the best thing would be to invite all them television bums to stay away from your court house.  I don’t want anyone to hear a word them cowardly killers say.  It’s your town, and you should have a right to keep the reporters busy at the local bar talking to the real people that count.

Santa rides the rails once in a while, and I will try to track him down pronto!  Santa is coming to New York soon.

No lie, it’s getting cold out here!

This seems a strange thing to argue, but it’s getting cold out!  Us hoboes know it’s time to scrounge up some longhandle underwear in our kit.  Been told some “scientests” are mad.  That’s nothing new!  Seems they were ordered to turn over research on claims the world is heating up.  They didn’t, and it seems some smart folks saved the records that they planned on dumping.  Our government has spent about 7 billion bucks that belong to us on these important “mad” science guys.

We been running around screaming about the end of the world, based on 3 trees in Russia?  Wow, we got a lot of trees here that’s just as old?  Except, don’t look in Kalifornia, they burn all their trees every years with wildfires as part of their annual crisis called; “Look at me I’m stupid!”  The native American nations know how to live with nature, without wildfires.  Sorry the white man is so damn dumb.  Anyhow, seems  out of this whole world, only 3 trees fit the numbers them “mad” science guys cooked up to cook our planet!

So all you save the world folks sleeping with cold homes, and don’t want to burn anything to stay warm are kind of stupid, too!  Got my wood chopped and keep the old fire blazing away.  Sorry about them 7 billion that got burned up for nothing.  But hey, it’s only our money anyway.  The boys and girls  in Washington DC will dream up some new taxes, and fees so they can burn some more money on why they wasted this money!

Anyway the joke is on us!  Glad our President ain’t slowing down, he’s going to spend money on saving us from Global Warming!  I predict he can claim he stopped the world from heating up.   How about warming us up this winter?  Thanks President for handling the weather.  Who told us what it is supposed to be?

We give thanks, and hug an atheist!

There are a lot more hoboes this Thanksgiving.  I want to give thanks for the Salvation Army, the church pantries, the homeless shelters, and the acts of kindness many extend to pilgrims in need.  Take a moment to think of the community aid sites and groups nearby.  The people of America have donated, aided, and extended helping hands beyond their means this year.  I love our country, and our grateful citizens who help those among us, who normally would be helping others if working.

I also want to acknowledge the philanthropic and charitable services provided by the national atheist help organizations!  Never mind, there aren’t any.  If there’s no God, then there’s no need to worry about helping others, just yourself.  And or course, we should feel sad that they have to endure all these Christian traditions such as giving thanks, or worse Christmas!

Hobo life is not something people choose as what they want to be when they grow up.  Hobo life is a path cast by society upon families that had steady jobs, a regular home, and a major change in the country’s fortunes.  Considering how bad the economy has treated so many, our President should be grateful that widespread looting, robbing, and worse is not out of control.  “Burn baby, burn!”  Remember the Watts riots of Kalifornia.  It was easy to give excuses if it wasn’t your place being pillaged, because  the have nots had coverage pity by commercial media,it was understandable to greedy people other people wanting to take from anyone that has stuff you want NOW.

It is the amazing discipline of the American heritage of overcoming hardships by suceeding.  Otherwise, if you give up hope, you steal, you murder, you don’t think about the consequences of mass riots like Watts.

Treason Act of 1814 is good news for New York!

Got some good news for you folks in New York!  Since we are under the Eric Holder big top circus of seeking publicity for the terrorists by a public trial, we are extending to them the laws and rights of citizens.  Therefore, our Treason Act of 1814 applies, even if they are not citizens.  After all, we are forcing them to be treated like citizens, even though they are not citizens.

The state has legal rights to alter sentence for acts of treason!  Of course for Major Hasan, he gets the same option, too!  Those found guilty of treasonous acts against us are to be hung, until unconscious (not until dead)!  Then they are to be disemboweled (that will get them back to consciousness)!  And, last but not least, their head is to be lopped off.  The number of US victims of getting their heads lopped off by terrorists gets evened by this last part of this sentence!

If these terrorists have the possibility of being freed, which seems a nightmare to the citizens who bore witness to 9/11 carnage, then it seems fair to give them the other end of the spectrum on severe punishment as a possibility if found guilty!

Please don’t even start the”cruel and unusual punishment” whining!  The carnage of 9/11 and gruesome methods of death for the victims, plus the terrorist penchant for lopping off heads give us a wider range of knowing what is not considered cruel or unusual by the defendants.  Eric Holder and President “Where’s Waldo” should be present for execution of sentence.

Hobo saving our climate before too late!

I believe in Santa Claus!  I believe in Al Gorge!  Who cares what anyone believes?  What counts is what we know to be a fact.

Nobody is asked to believe anything in public school.  They are instructed in knowledge and facts.  Now, we are being asked to believe?  Why should I trust or believe the census figures of Polar bears from Al Gorge?  Sarah Palin invited him to go out and count them with some ACORN census folks.  The Polar bears are hungry, and Al looks a little chunky!

Anyway I won’t pretend to understand the charts, tables of statistics, but I read some amazing research by; ignoranceisntbliss and waterfriend.  All I can say is that I am grateful that the search for knowledge and facts is alive.  It’s easy to be spoonfed nonsense with some bottles of wine paid for by the UN climate committe to scare us in US giving more money we printed.

Please sponsor our “Hobo save our climate!” fund raiser.  Send me any amount of money from 2 cents to 1 billion dollars.  You can believe that I won’t do anything except spend the money.  No speeches, no movies, no book, and no tour scaring everybody.  Hobo life is to live simply without using many resources of earth.  Beer, beans, spam, and a cigar costs about 7 dollars. 

I will give an update everyday on the climate when I wake up.  After 100 years my report will be ready to confirm how I saved the climate.  Al Gorge won’t even be a footnote in science 100 years from now.  Al Gorge will be well known under mass hysteria as world’s best paid snake oil salesman.

Human sacrifices and climate god worship!

In ancient ignorant superstitious days we had human sacrifice to placate the angry gods.  Today, we have high priests of climate temples revealing the mysterious signs and portents of their secret language and charts.  We are all too stupid to understand what they are doing for us!  Or is it to us?

Students and professors who question the proof and facts are non believers!  They are to be cast out from the temple of climate science, and let them grovel and beg to let them back in.  The global warming believers feel secure in laughing and ridiculing critics.  They don’t understand the charts that prove their beliefs, but they know the climate high priests can explain the mysertious signs and symbols of the climate gods.

The commercial media don’t pretend  to investigate the charts, because they solemnly nod in agreement   as if they understand any of it.  Now somes sceptics dared to eavesdrop on the high priests bickering over the magic internet.  It seems the sacred high priests did not want worshipers to discover the source of their prophecies! 

The high priests commanded the captains of commerce in “big oil” and “big utilities’ and the lower caste of “big coal” to beg for mercy by promising to pay tribute and support the GREEN ENERGY commandments.

Green Energy will save our economy.  No one knows how, since China is mass producing solar panels, and wind generators for the next 100 years.  Green Energy will shut down cars that are fun, and we will bring back YUGO!

If you did not pay tribute and repeat the words of prophecy from the high priests of climate, then you were and your family were shunned.  Anyone who questions the high priests brings death and destruction to the world! 

We are so lucky to be living in enlightened times!  Are we back in the dark ages?  Or are we starting our own dark ages?  Turn out your lights!  Freeze in your cave!  Woodmen don’t cut down that tree!  (Let it burn down in wildfires, then it’s okey.)

I will bring a law suit with ACLU to ban climate worship in our public schools, and separate religious teachings from government sponsorship.  The world will be a better place after man is gone off the face of the earth.  We know that the high priests have blamed us for everything that is wrong with the world today.  Let the bugs and fish rule the world!

Ho, ho, hobo holiday traditions!

This is a great time of year for hobo traditions!  It is time to offer a few tips for tenderfoot hobo trainees.  We got over 7 million without a job, and they will be celebrating their 1st real hobo Christmas.

Uncle Stosh agreed to offer his expertise for a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.  Normally, he refuses to help for nothing less than a gallon jug of Paisano red wine.   The most important gift is a good hat.  Most of your body heat is lost through your head, and this winter a hat is not just a decoration!  GoodWill or Kohl’s has plenty to suit your personality and your hobo wardrobe.

Forget about a home with a yule log, go to the hobo jungle with logs stacked for a burning pyre.  Forget about a Christmas tree, but you can wear a ornament to carry the Christmas spirit with you.  The portable feast of string cheese wrapped with a beef stick is great to travel with several packs stuffed in your pockets.  A can of beans and a can of spam has to fit into your travel sack or small back pack along with a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, and a flask of Jack Daniels.

Modern hobo manners is to hide your status from relatives and friends as you pretend that you fooled everybody on your dire straits.  But nobody wants to hurt a hobo illusion of well being, so expect most to play along with your fantasy of well being for Christmas.  It’s usually a kid that blurts out what is obvious to everyone.

What’s important to keep the dream alive of a better new year, than where a hobo is this year.  The future is not written, and yesterday is old news.  Merry Christmas, and God bless our hobo tenderfoots learning hobo traditions.

Santa Claus is public enemy #1?

Just when it seems things were pretty rotten, it gets worse!  The brilliant minds and busybody do gooders up to no good for us, are defaming Santa Claus! 

Santa Claus is too fat.  Did these guys look in the mirror?  Chinese revere fat old men because they were wise enough to live that long, and they were successfull enough to afford being fat.

Santa Claus creates a lot of anxiety and conflicts among families who fool their children into believing in Santa Claus!  The hit list of problems are; endless gift list, the fights over who got enough presents, and the grief of broken toys right after Christmas.  Nobody has tinker toys, or fire trucks as gifts, do they?

You get the picture.  According to these brilliant people, we should let kids just have another plain boring day.  What could be more exciting to a child than another President Obama speech and nutritious tofu with plain rice? 

The magic of Christmas and the customs and social activities around the holidays allow all cultures and ethnic groups display their traditions.  For the bah humbug professors, we should give them a rubic’s cube as a gift to stay busy.  For the atheists, we should give them a lawsuit to stop their nuisnace lawsuits against Santa Claus as  our gift for spoiling the joy of Christmas every year!

Now the idea of gorging on rich foods for the holidays as evil, is nuts.  Most folks don’t have the money to live it up more than once a year, if lucky.  Now we want to make everyone feel guilty about having a good time?  Do not expect an invitation to our hobo fest in Obamaville this year.  We may not have much money, or much stuff, but we are going to party like there’s no tomorrow.

Last but not least, Santa Claus celebrates the religious holy day of Jesus birth.  Now that’s explosive stuff.  Celebrating the birth of a baby is bad enough, but recognizing that a newborn child can save the world?  The “prochoice” crowd won’t like that one bit!  We could be seeing all those empty spots around the holiday dinner table because some babies weren’t invited to live among us.

Eat, drink, and be merry!  If some kids are spoiled and whining about their presents, let them collect firewood and build a snowman.  If somebody is complaining on the waste and excess of fresh cut trees, then remind them that our love and use of the trees increases the diversity of forests, and does not eliminate forests. 

Santa Claus was on the Canadian Pacific last week heading back North for the main event.  Santa Claus takes on the pencil pusher busybody professors who claim to have good intentions and bad results.  Santa Claus always wins!

“What are you doing, Dave?”

The movie 2001 Space Odyssey has the dilemma of blind trust on technology, even if it means technology may be the source of death and mayhem!  The supercomputer control of every function on the space vehicle by HAL frees the crew to remain in hibernation with a skeleton flight staff to attend to minor duties.  However, the excitement begins when HAL refuses to admit any error on function by using the controls to kill every member, except Dave.

In some ways, State Department and Homeland security folks remind me of HAL.  A slightly strange acting Nigerian national has a visit to Yemen, and returns to his travel to the USA to try out a new bomb he just invented in his sparetime?   Why does our embassy authorize a travel permit, when his dad told the embassy don’t let my kids leave the country?  Dad’s are dumb, and the State Department knows best?

When the bomb only burns up our poor Nigerian failed terrorist, the Homeland Security crew claims triumph!  Let’s think how secure you feel with this response?  Hobo travel is a lot safer and faster than plane travel.  Now we will have every 80 year old lady strip searched, every infant remove their diaper, and every drunk from the airport bar be held as explosive weapons to be detained.  The flight will take 1 hour, and the security clearence process will require 4 hours to remove all clothing, dress in hospital gowns, and cough.

How about the citizens of our country be like Dave the sole surviving independent human?  He crawled into the computer and began disconnecting complete control of everything by the defective HAL.  HAL was aware of Dave going about his business, by repeatedly asking “What are you doing, Dave?” 

2010 will present an opportunity for the citizens of our country to stop playing make believe that our crew in Washington is doing fine.  Let’s vote in some hobo types, and get rid of the professional politicians.  The commercial media will be amazed to discover that the people of this country can turn off the television, can vote out deadweight in Washington, and may the citizens of our country will be heard.

Hello Tiger!

The Chinese zodiac will bring in 2010 as the year of the tiger.  Since I was born as a tiger, I welcome my year!  If you like  the chance to become a tiger, or even if you don’t like the chance, it’s happening!

The problem with tigers is well known to Siegfreid and Roy.  You can love them, feed them, but they remain a tiger!  So don’t turn your back on the tiger.  It may be your last mistake.

Our normally quiet peaceful country will have fangs bared and claws drawn for battle.  So folks, keep your eyes open on the greatest show on earth!  This United States of America is about to become the wild cat of the jungle.  We are tired of being told how bad we are, how greedy we are, and how ashamed we must feel about it.  We are ready to pounce.  No regrets on what we are about to do in 2010.

We are bold, brash, and only accept cash!  Welcome to the new hobo nation.  There’s only about 20 million looking to get out of handouts and into some real cash.

Goodbye, so long, scram!

Parting is such sweet sorrow!  There are more senators and representatives in 2010 leaving town.  That is good news.  The best news is when we get the final tally after November 2010 on who were invited to leave after the election.

Professor Doom has been calculating the odds for those who enjoy the sport of political duels, and political suicide.  Doctor Gloom has measured the pints of whiskey administered to stimulate the political spirits.  Uncle Stosh will be demonstrating to novices how to smoke a cigar, drink whiskey neat, and insult the intelligence of anyone who buys him a drink.  His invaluable role as hobo lobbyist has accomplished nothing except grief and hangovers.  He’s done more than the politicians leaving town!

Our President is now a veteran of the gentle art of persuasion as his deft touch will leave many empty seats in his shrinking majority.  Why would anyone listen to a man dumb enough to have his mother in law living with them?  Spare me the nightmare of that life.

This is the year of the Tiger in the chinese zodiac.  This year those who are a little slow of foot, and dim of wit will enjoy the company of those in the tiger’s belly.  David Lecherman will be at a loss to explain why his groupies have disappeared, and more disturbing why is Sarah Palin still around bedeviling him?

We hope the soon to depart, don’t cry in my Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, and get the hell out now.  We don’t care what you claim to have done, because the new crew will sweep away the crackpot programs and meaningless budget buster deals.  Goodbye, so long, scram!

“I dreamed a dream” 2010

Why would the world and the USA embrace a total stranger in popular culture?  Susan Boyle charmed and moved all who saw her appearence on the English talent contest.  She didn’t fit the image of false glamour, and base sex appeal so commonplace.  She was too old, and too quaint as a unique personality.  Her gift from God elevated all of us who enjoy her new album.  I listen daily.

What strikes me as wonderous to observe, is her pure simplicity in allowing the song to take centerstage.  She does not use theatrics or overpowering vocal pryotechnical nonsense.  Her emotion in capturing the tone of the material, combined with a perfect arrangement for each song amazes me as a sign that the love of the craft and art of music is alive!

God Bless Susan Boyle, and I welcome all my fellow fans.  I find comfort in the knowledge that the love of music is not in the gutter with nightclubbin’ pimp gangsta posers and heavy metal that was old 20 years ago.  Please listen to her album, and I look forward to her continued good health so I can continue to enjoy the blessing of positive uplifting songs.

I am old enough to have enjoyed Ella Fitzgerald plus Judy Collins and I hope Susan Boyle’s success liberates all vocal artists to choose material that elevates us, not degrades us.

Don’t forget charity begins at home!

I can’t save the world.  Repeat after me, I can’t save the world.  If I go to bed hungry as a sacrifice, then I lack energy to work to feed my family.  If I cry and wail over the well fed television reporters marching around Haiti pleading for us to help, then I lack compassion for my own family’s needs.

These days, the good Lord helps those who help themselves.  We can’t count on our own governmen to ride to our rescue.  We spent a lot of money going to Copenhagen so our government can promise more money to save the climate!  We’re not saving the world, we’re saving the climate?  What’s the right climate?  Is it too hot?  Is it too cold?  Nazi hunter Granny Pelosi brought just a few million dollars to spend on her incidentals of the trip.

Why can’t we finish our own work in New Orleans?  It’s all Bush’s fault that we don’t bother completing our own mission now?  Why did we spend a fortune on the pandemic that never happened?  Was that Bush that set that up too?

We help as much as within our ability.  Charity begins at home, and if Haiti helped themselves, then they might be slightly better than the aid they got for 60 years.  If we helped ourselves, maybe we could let Granny Pelosi go the the beauty queen retirement home.

I am waiting for the atheist charity drive.  Why are the churches doing all the charity work for Haiti?  Where are the atheist help groups?  Nowhere to be found are the atheist fund raisers.  It’s time for them to show us a shining example of why Christians are hypocrites, and atheists have it going the right way.

Watch out, President is fighting “for you”?

Don’t want the current President to fight for me?  He’s getting his butt whipped in every scrap so far, so I don’t pick him to fight for me.  No thanks!  He’s fighting to get us jobs.  Right.  He’s fighting to reduce terror threats.  Right.  He’s fighting to talk more to explain to us how he’s getting things done we can’t see.  Right, he is talking more than any President I can remember.

It’s great that the Democratic leaders in senate and house of representatives suddenly want to work with Republicans.  When they had the majority, they didn’t bother listening or even telling them what room the meeting is at.  Now that the majority is gone, it’s always been an open door to welcome Republicans?  That’s funny!  You’re always welcome to be the one left holding the bag for those pranksters in Washington D.C.!

The speech I dread most will the State of the Union!

Why do we need this?  It’s all Bush’s fault, and everyone is still mad at Bush.  Obama is trying without Republican help.  Obama is trying without Democratic help, too!  His mother in law should give the speech, because she knows he’s a loser, and we should take pity on her son-in-law.

Hello Japanese kamikaze drivers!

Professor Doom has advice for all you japanese car owners in the USA. ” Buy more life insurance, now.”  Doctor Gloom has emergency directions for you driving your japanese car.  “Stay out of my town!”

You put your life in the trust and engineering of complex machines that are being crash tested by American right now.  The results ain’t too good.  Getting killed because your car is a death trap is not a joke.  What is a joke is how our government is protecting us.  They are doing nothing!  We need more czars for cars? 

News flash, our cars in the USA may not have the doodads and stereo systems of the japanese, but I ain’t scared of my Ford, my Pontiac, or my Chevrolet!  We trust our lives in them.  Our Chevrolet was just serviced to replace a fuse and the service manager said the japanese cars are probably jamming the accelerator because of a computer design flaw with a circuit that could be corroded or faulty because you accelerate by computer chip, not the old-fashioned pedal pushing a metal lever anymore.

Anyway, I welcome all you kamikaze drivers to buy some American cars.  Told you so!  Stop waiting for our government to help.  You’re on your own.  Don’t come crying in my beer about your problems.  I don’t buy foreign cars. Bonsai, baby!

Reduce unemployment and punish insurance greed!

Uncle Stosh has finished his research on Hobo stimulus package.  Let hoboes drive Toyota and Lexus kamikaze cars.  They will die in luxury, and force the insurance companies to pay for all the mayhem and carnage.  It will punish the greedy insurance companies, save the innocent Japanese car buyers, and provide a noble death for our 20 million unemployed hobo group.

The carbon savings by destroying 20 million Japanese cars will make Al Gore eat another bbq pork biscuit in celebration.  Senator Justin Case and Representative Wyeth Delay endorse the immediate collection of all Japanese car owners for interrogation on unAmerican activities.

The designated Hobo kamikaze driver enlisting office will be staffed by a new adjunct to Consumer Safety in the basement of a unemployment office in downtown Detroit.  Sayonara hobo kamikaze drivers.  With a little warm Saki, and a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer you will be serving our country as you crash into a recycling center at the bottom of a gravel pit in Michigan.

Professor Doom has calculated that the entire process should take 3 months.  Doctor Gloom has calculated that a small bottle of Saki and a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer consumed will make our kamikaze drivers feel no pain as their Japanese banzai cars end their useless lives.

Another Honor bestowed upon President!

The prestigious and exclusive Idi Amin Institute of World Control has chosen our President to receive the Idi Amin Leadership Medal, if we pay $100,000 to the institute.  For those who have forgotten, Idi was a legendary and eccentric leader who bordered on lunacy.  A fierce warrior (literally, using weapons of all types) he persuaded many to follow his inspired leadership, under the threat of death and mayhem to their families.

Professor Doom is working on an analysis of Idi’s most brilliant strategies for world control.  Doctor Gloom has secured rights to put Idi’s brain on display for $0.50 at the traveling sideshow, next to the fortune-teller wagon.

We all feel a sense of pride, and history reliving itself.  Idi would have been proud to stand alongside our fearless leader, and his czars!

Oh what a feeling! NTSB lets us die.

Our government is to serve and protect the citizens of this great country.  Now after the complaints, crashes, and deaths have built up to a media crescendo, our government watchdog wakes up! 

How many citizens have to be killed, maimed, and terrorized by safety concerns of Toyota and Lexus racing out of control, and now brakes that hesitate when you need to stop?  Many may not know that it took Ralph Nader to create a fictional safety problem on Corvair that he staged to make GM a villain, and he became a wealthy hero. 

Why is our Transportation Department blind, deaf, and dumb to alert citizens and intercede on our behalf to save us from actual problems?  The President and his car czar wanted us to imitate Toyota.  Maybe they should drive a Lexus now.  I am not scared of my GM Pontiac, our Chevrolet HHR, or our Ford Focus.  Thank you for the incompetenet, free spending Transportion crew too busy to do their job.

Now they want to slap huge fines on Toyota and Lexus to add to their billions of wasted dollars.  Of course, those fines don’t help those dead citizens.  It’s only to make more money for the idiot beauracrats so they can waste more money doing nothing for us.

Hobo SuperBowl Ad

As we enjoy football, friends, and smoke a cigar or two with a beer or two, the television ads can be a lot of fun, too!  We have spared no expense of using your tax money on a SuperBowl ad.  They show some hobo types hired to play act in an advertisement to highlight the importance of the census of all living in the USA.

The hobo nation wants all unemployed and migrant hobo residents to participate in the census.  I don’t know how many millions of dollars was spent on this hobo ad.  I’m just happy that our President has spent money on unemployed hobo actors and actresses with no recent work to play act in the census ad.

My only fondest hope and prayer, that the President does not show up everywhere during the SuperBowl game.  I want to watch football, argue with buddies, and indugle in a little merriment.  The Las Vegas book makers say the odds are 90 to 1 that the President will crash into tv during the SuperBowl.  President B.O. is afraid the voters might forget he is still in the White House.

Las Vegas is my kind of town, where a hobo can leave town with wads of cash.  Of course, if you are a tightwad and won’t bet a nickle, then you fit into the President B.O. camp of whiners who complain about losing even if they don’t even bet a nickle slot.

President B.O. put SuperBowl audience to sleep!

The advertisers are demanding their money back from the SuperBowl!  With the riveting and exciting Katie Caloric interview of President B.O. seems to go on forever, and is almost as exciting as the Public Service announcements!  We switched to the HSN channel to get our adrenalin going again.

President has ruined my enjoying SuperBowl, and he has ruined ratings for CBS!  Why didn’t President Bush, or Clinton get 30 minute interviews on Super Sunday?  Because they didn’t want to ruin Sunday for the nation.  Thanks President B.O., and please shut up.

Corpse talk by President creepy stuff!

The President B.O. talk a couple of days ago (he gives several everyday it seems) refers to a secret military program uses corpses!  He kept referring to a corpse man from Haiti being used by our military.  Zombie and voodoo magic is including supernatural nonsense with our agnostic governmental policies. 

I do not like the idea that our military are allowed to use a corpse to be serving in active duty.  Why does President B.O. even talk about corpses?  Necrophilia, homosexuality, and voodoo magic make me question if we are living in world going mad?  I even heard that President Bush is still causing trouble for President B.O., and what about the soon to be departed Senator Byrd joining the choir with Ted the pirate of Massachusetts?  Will Senator Byrd be laid out in his white robes from his KKK group?

Blizzard buries President B.O. wait and worry plan!

Blizzard buries north-east USA!   Blizzard is the Katrina for President B.O.  What is he doing to mobilize added machinery and manpower to aid in the storm that will cut GDP by 1%?  He’s ignoring the storm staring him in his face!  Brilliant wait and worry plan of inaction is his Katrina plan.

Before President B.O. was born, mayor Bilandic of Chicago was run out of town.  His problem was the blizzard he did nothing to bring the city back from the brink of the Donner Party.  If you ask President B.O. about the Donner Party or mayor Bilandic, he probably would give a blank stare.  Wake up!

If you don’t use the resources of our country to keep our country moving, then forget about the good intentions for Haiti, gays in military, or anything else.  Americans want to work.  Keeping stores, offices, and cities shut down is helping the GDP how?  Wake up sleeping beauty!  President B.O. can call up army corps of engineers.  (Please don’t call them corpse of engineers!)

Right now the President has no plan of action, and is ignoring the most obvious problem staring the USA!  Good job, just keep sleeping like mayor Bilandic.  Oh yeah, does anyone remember mayor Bilandic?  Nobody does when  he got booted out.

Hobo guide to dating to President B.O.

Welcome to our poor country for Valentine’s Day!  Besides being out of a job, you are out-of-pocket cash to indulge in life’s little enjoyments.  Do not despair!  My guide to Hobo Dating will soon be published after I get my million dollar government grant under the new Jobs Bill.

Let me share one tip before I get your tax money to spend.  It’s the thought that counts more than the money you spend.  President B.O. knows this very well.  He hasn’t spent any money yet on the economy to grow jobs.  We know he is thinking on how to help get a job, but didn’t spend any money to do anything yet.  It’s the thought that counts!

So for Valentine’s Day, go to a gum ball machine (if you can find one) and get two gumballs, and get one licorice stick.  Happy Valentine’s Day!

What should make you feel better, no matter how bad things are going, is that the President B.O. has to see his mother in law every damn night in the White House!  That is a trip into hell that I could never endure.

Chicago St. Valentine’s Day Massacre

As wives and lovers await their chocolates, flowers, and a card, we also cannot forget the darker side.  Chicago is infamous for the gang war of mobsters for the money and control of the citizens.  Al Capone and Bugs Moran wanted to be king of the hill. 

Dead men tell no tales, so this story is missing some pieces.  It is known that a couple of killers, dressed as Chicago’s finest police, entered brazenly into a gang hangout of Moran’s followers.  The bloody aftermath from the slaughter of mobsters stirred the citizens to kill all mobsters with the police’s help, or by their own vigilante’s citizen mob.

As we celebrate this holiday of love and devotion, a similar scene will be played out in 2010.   Our President B.O. has invited the Republicans to meet in peace and security to discuss how to agree on everything the President wants.  Perhaps, our Chicago mob of politicians want to revive this historic massacre in Washington D.C. to pretend that might makes right.

We know that the President would never “set up” his opposition for a massacre (wink, wink)!  There are even some evil minded peope suggesting that this meeting is only a set up to slaughter any opposing views.  Why does the President keep asking for new ideas?  It’s like your wife asking you which dress makes her look fat.  There is no answer that will keep you out of trouble. 

Of course, the President will be shocked and surprised that a massacre took place under his promise of safety.  But then, stuff happens.  (It seems Chicago traditions die hard.)

What is freedom worth?

Everything seems to have a price.  But what price would you put on freedom?  People died leaving tyrannical countries to try to find freedom.  You may not remember the Cuba exodus, the Berlin Wall gauntlet of death, and the Chinese Cultural Revolution.  Many died trying to get to a free country.

We are told that freedom brings danger and risk.  These people want airbags, seat belts, government regulations and licenses to operate a bicycle or skate on ice.  We are told that freedom is expensive.  Just let the Iranians get nuclear weapons, and let North Korea shoot down planes and boats.  They aren’t attacking our freedom, yet.  Appeasement costs a lot more, when we have to sacrifice our sons and daughters lives after small tyrants become large problems by starting a world war.

There is no cost too high to pay to remain free.  Right now, the only free people are those working.  Out of work, means on government dole, and on a short string being pulled around is not fun.  If you work, you can choose what you want to do.  The small companies and big companies are being bossed around by amateurs in Washington D.C. that can’t balance their own election campaign fund, let alone run a business.

When you listen to anyone running for office, ask yourself is he putting me into slavery or freedom?  Am I owned by the “government officials”, or am I free?  There are a lot of issues to be decided, but don’t forget the most important right.  The right to live free to choose.  The right to freedom.  I vote and live to remain free in the USA.  I rather be a poor hobo that has the freedom to achieve.  I don’t want to be forced to be a slave to the national deficit that will force us to become indentured servants because our current government officials don’t care.

Things may not be peachy for B.O.

Some people hope for a change using the law.

Those are my kind of women in Canada!

The young ladies of Canadian hockey team celebrated their gold medal.  Their method of celebrating was beer, cigars, and maybe a few ribald jokes?  Now those are my kind of Canadian women!

So ladies of Canada, I salute you!

When a cigarette is not enough, smoke a cigar! Here's to you kid!

How many doctors does it take?

We have President B.O. surrounded by lots of white coats!  Are these guys doctors?  Are they pharmacists?  Are they from the mental institution?  Or are they unemployed actors dressing up?

President didn’t let them white coat folks say anything.  He does enough talking for everyone.  If anyone asks anything, you get the brush off about “campaign talking points”?  What’s a talking point?

Anyway, it doesn’t matter now.  If these doctors are helping to get this bill brought to life, then the bill is in critical stage.  Charlie Rangel knows the end is near anyway, so he’s taking another $500,000 vacation paid by some company.  Of course, most of us get invites to vacation for $500,000 but I got no time for these vacations with the next freight train coming soon.  Do you think that Charlie is expected to do something for $500,000 vacation?  Maybe it’s a time share deal.

President B.O. was going to read what the doctors wrote, but nobody can read their writing anyway.  President didn’t say what stuff he changed with his big summit meeting.  Sounds like he didn’t change anything, because everyone was supposed to agree with him.  Wonder if his mother in law agrees with B.O.?

They are pulling out all of the stops now, and bringing in some voodoo witch doctors from Haiti to help put a spell on the Republicans!  The Idi Amin diplomacy Institute has a motivational speaker scheduled to motivate the Republicans with a machete and a machine gun from the Idi Amin museum in Saudi Arabia.

Virtual jobs and virtual economy!

It wouldn’t be make believe if you believed in me!  It’s only a Paper Moon!

VP Joe Biden woke up to find their economic policies are working!  Hired by our jobs czar is  a special consultant from the Bernie Madoff Pretend it’s there institute.  There is virtual reality, virtual recovery, and virtual economic numbers.

There is no end to our virtual progress!  Everybody will be in this virtual paradise! Unfortunately, dreams come to end.  The government can’t run on virtual taxes!  They want real money from real people.  Even if they give us virtual savings on projected figures based on virtual economic growth.

This legislation that is a herculean effort (or is it Sysphus that moved a boulder up a mountain everyday?) cannot succeed on virtual votes.  Senators and Representatives need to cast actual votes.  President B.O. must measure his job performance based upon his own virtual reality.

We hope that North Korea, Iran, and Russia stop building real weapons of mass destruction.  Our President B.O. hopes to have peace, understanding, and good will toward men in his virtual world peace.

The Idi Amin Institute of World Domination needs more support to continue their mission supporting President B.O. continue his virtual diplomacy.

Kalifornia goat herder captured in Pakistan? NO!

Why the heck would a goat herder from Kalifornia feel he had to move to Pakistan?  He liked videos so why not play on You Tube in Kalifornia?  Was he a lonely goat herder looking for love in all the wrong places?    

The goats in Pakistan will miss Adam Gadahn!

His viedoes for Al Qaida were a big hit.  We welcome him back home so we can thank him properly!  Did he have a few screws loose?  Maybe so.  Most people from Kalifornia go crazy.    

Okey, maybe Arnold is not the best governator, but what the heck!  Could he go surfing in Pakistan?  How about a coney dog, or a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer?  Hope his last meal is a happy one back in the USA.

My sister in law has goats in Washington.  They are ornery little cusses.  She didn’t need to herd them, though.  It must be boring herding goats with them ramming you in the butt and jumping on top of you.  Anyway, his Al Qaida buddies will miss him, and so will the  Pakistan goats he herded.

NEVER MIND!  Pakistan did not get our fugitive goat herder!  He probably will turn up at a White House dinner party this year.

New study proves how you can be rich!

The climate scientists have a new study backed by the Wisconsin tavern owners association.  How to be rich and happy?  Visit a Wisconsin tavern, and that is your 1st step.  Let us share the road map to happiness, wealth, and a long life.

Hard boiled eggs with Pabst Blue Ribbon beer plus boiled cabbage leaves wrapped around seasoned beef and rice with tomatoe sauce (Galumpki)  are the key ingredients.  You must be aware that a tremedous amount of gas pressure may result from this diet!  Don’t light a match when an eruption is imminent according to a OSHA study on flatulence and flammability.

The ability to enjoy all of these delicacies in massive servings for a few bucks in the North woods of Wisconsin will save you money.  If you have a few rounds, you will be hosted and toasted by your fellow patrons of the good life.

According to the climate scientist, you will be a millionaire (and attractive to the opposite sex) and have an active love life up to 100 years of age.  Those guys are great, and we only paid them with beer, eggs, and stuffed cabbage!

We invite Al Gore to bring his chain saw and join us for a rip roaring bon fire, hobo poetry around the camp fire, and lots of beer!  And nobody just gets served 1 (ONE?)  beer like President B.O. had at his little garden party for wimpy drinkers.

Hybrid horrors! 90 mph joy ride?

“Oh, what a feeling!”   Sometimes people would rather brag about arriving home alive,then their gasoline savings on a hybrid car that won’t stop.  Leave them Japanese hybrids, and compact cars off my Christmas list.  Life insurance companies will eliminate your death benefit if you own a bonsai kamikaze car death trap.

Professor Doom has urgently warned all citizens to stay out of his neighborhood with your killer car.  Doctor Gloom said driving with no brakes may reduce your ability to park safely in Walmart.

Sorry you Japanese car lovers got into a death trap.  Why not buy an American built car?  Oh yeah, Japanese cars have better stereo, or nicer seats.  Don’t care if my casket has a boombox or leather interior, when you’re dead you’re dead.

Did you hear about the driver’s call for help in Kalifornia yesterday?  Trooper talked him down, just like them airport movies of a rookie pilot with a jetliner!  He walked away, and plans on donating his car to the Stephen King killer car museum.

Sayonara you kamikaze drivers.  I’ll be tooling around in my Pontiac Grand Prix 2005 that gets 30 mpg and stops and starts when I want to start or stop.  Oh yeah, all them smart ass senators laughed at our car quality and asked GM why they can’t build them kamikaze cars!  Enjoy your kamikaze cars.

UPDATE:  The kamikaze driver known as Jim is now receiving death threats from upset kamikaze drivers!  I know Kalifornia is not going nuts, it went past nuts a long time ago.  Us hoboes are glad we don’t bother going there anymore since they let the wildfires and Granny Pelosi burn down the state.  If you put Granny Pelosi in a nice home with botox shots daily, and if you have a forest management program like in Menominee Wisconsin timberlands, then we might go back.

Newest Horror Movie HEALTHSCARE III!

Those who love to be scared, terrified, and afraid to sleep at night are having a great time now!  Don’t close your eyes or groper Massa may be massaging your rump.  Don’t leave the room, or Granny Pelosi will say everyone agreed to some kind of bill never voted upon.  (Bet she sneaks a peek at your cards if you go the the bathroom, too!)

President B.O. will postpone his very important extended tour of Indonesia with his family.  Must be drumming up some new jobs for us in Indonesia?  Or are we promising an aid package to be added to Healthscare III?

Meanwhile, back at the world outside of the nuthouse, the shovel ready jobs can’t seem to be dug up?  If I spent a trillion dollars extra, then by accident what I spent would make some jobs!  They can’t even help make jobs on purpose? Please, will somebody do some work to help us get back to work?  The best plan for success is to plan on people staying unemployed.  Let’s keep extending unemployment coverage, until retirement age!  The government just has to keep printing money for us.

When will we wake up from this nightmare?  Quote the Raven, nevermore!  Edgar Allen Poe knew the dread of nightmares and the terror of the macabre.  Welcome to your life run by the lunatics in Washington D.C. spending money we haven’t earned, and taxing us on money we haven’t earned.  The best revenge might be to stay unemployed, and let all the working stiffs pay, and pay, and pay, etc.

IOU Social Security 2.5 Trillion Bucks!

We can trust our congress to protect us from ourselves?  They spent our social security deposits over the last 45 years.  Know what?  We need that spent money returned, like now!  The United States Treasury has a book with multi-billion dollar IOU certificates.  Let me see, do we have another 2.5 trillion dollars to spare right now? 

Congress in their wisdom spent money by borrowing from our future retirement benefits we funded.  The cookie jar is empty, and oh yea, the foreign countries may not want to pay our Treasury 2.5 trillion dollars. 

 I can live until my now shortened life expectancy with government healthcare designed to reduce social security payouts.  No death panel policy, just plain old fashioned piss poor performance.  If H1N1 was a true pandemic, we would have lost 30% of our population with their superior bungling on the vaccine.

Anyway, if government spent surplus money from social security deposits, can we believe the healthcare 4 years of taxes without any benefits is designed to build a surplus.  Sound familiar?  Okey the same people who spent the surplus Social Security deposits, want us to believe we can trust them not to spend the Healthcare surplus funds?

Sometimes it just doesn’t pay to wake up!

Rip Van Winkle has been roused by the robins and TEA protestors from his slumber.  Looking around Spring time right now the greatest excitement is the spectacle of congressmen and congresswomen pouring out from their churches to meet for a vote in our nation’s capitol on Sunday March 21.

Granny Paluza is praying to St Joseph.  Not sure if she is looking to sell her house, or needs to find some lost keys.  It never hurts to pray, but it never helps if you count on God to do your own work.  Her atheist alternative lifestyle backers in San Francisco must be wondering if St. Joseph is some new grunge band.

I have never seen President B.O. so excited!  It’s great to see him running around and telling us that happy days are here again!  I am most happy when he’s not in the White House.  What about them people pining away in Indonesia and Australia waiting for him to show up to freeload over there?  He is talking to crowds of 50 to 100 people that aren’t sure why they need to hear another speech.  Meanwhile his mother in law and Michelle have allowed B.O. to have his balls back this week, only.  Of course he’s out of that hen pecked house, so he’s feeling pretty damn good.

Rip Van Winkle slept through most of the hope and change that has transformed our country.  He is seeing senior citizens picketing and protesting.  He is listening to congressional leaders promising to reduce government spending?  But Rip wants to collect his social security money now.  OOPS!  Congress spent the surplus money collected over the last 20 years on this and that earmarks.  Now that we really need the money, our answer is to collect extra taxes for healthcare now that will be needed 4 years from now.  Wait a minute!  The money being collected over 4 years will be spent to pay money owed on social security!  But in 4 years nobody will have the money for health care or social security payments?

Maybe Rip should go back to sleep.  On Sunday March 21, nothing will be accomplished and President B.O. will be back to being hen pecked with nothing to show for working on the Sabbath.

“Big fooling deal!” Joe Bilgemouth

To cap a major accomplishment, our beaming VP Joe Bilgemouth let a good one rip!  He gave a buddy hug,and slight rump rub to President B.O. and told him words our school children will often repeat; “Big f—ing deal!”

This may not merit the same hall of fame as the words of Spiro Agnew, but it certainly sets a new standard.  When I tell someone “big f—ing deal!” it usually is meant as a put down like it’s nothing worth bothering with.

President B.O. did not revert to his Chicago street lingo, but honky cracker Joe was trying to get down and with it.  That bro knows how to get jiggy and tell it like it is.  Wish Sanford and Son was still on TV so Joe could get the new lingo right for his street cred.

If Joe’s momma was still here, she would slap him a good one.  Joe likes to talk tough, but his momma had to be tough.  She restrained herself not to drown him when she realized he was shortchanged on brains.

“We will bury you!” Love Nikita Kruschev

It was awesome to see a world leader of our arch enemy United Soviet Socialist Republic of Russia go crazy!  He visited the USA and wanted to thumb his nose at our capitalist self indulgent weak willed greedy weaklings.  He was to speak at the United Nations to present his vision of the world as the USSR wants it to look.

After getting toured around with VP Richard Nixon and drinking large amounts of liquor, it was time for the speech.  He yanked off his custom made London boutique shoe, and pounding the podium with veins bulging from his massive neck he proclaimed several times; “We will bury you!”.  It was awesome, and much better than professional wrestlers today.  He was glaring at the US delegation seated at the UN, and I think he didn’t receive a standing ovation, but he was considered for the Nobel Peace Prize just out of fear.

Oh yeah, we beat the USSR global armed influence and threats by not hiding under the covers.  The “cold war” did include sacrifice and lost lives but no global thermo nuclear war.  We did rise above and we did prevail without carnage or conceding defeat without a fight.

Our leadership today won’t even bang a shoe to threaten our foes.  We talk them to boredom and indifference toward us.  Iran is quaking in their bedsheets with the imminent response promised 16 months ago by our President B.O.  Venezuela is slipping leadership books to President B.O. who is busy talking to union hall audiences, and who loves to lecture like a professor on tenure.  North Korea sees themselves as a global power, and our response is to concede their posturing with silence.

Nobody needs to bury us.  We have been burying our head in the ground, just waiting for anyone coming by to kick our ass.  It will be the military with the blood and sacrifice of our citizens to remedy in war what was ignored by inept and failing diplomacy without a clue.  Somebody has to tell Hillary she need to act like a Secretary of State, not a den mother talking to school girls.

Nikita Kruschev vodka, caviar, and a cigar

Russia did not make good toilet paper.  Russia did not have a good farming system with the government beaureaucrats dictating when and what to plant on “collectivized farms” which means we stold your land for the people.  They always had cigars from Cuba (their stooge satellite mini me), always had vodka to keep the people drunk, and always had caviar for the ruling elite.

Today we are on a war to eliminate cigars and cigarettes from our country “for our own good” dictated by do gooders.  Since we seem to be on a path to copy the “worker’s paradise” of Russia, why can’t we smoke?  I remember on a trip to Russia in the bad old days, our college lady professor was complaining that 5 students had to wait for the plane the next day.  The security guard gently rammed a rifle butte into her face and let her lie on the ground bleeding and quiet.  Oh, for the good old days!  The 5 students waited for the plane next day drinking vodka, and misbehaving without a busybody old biddy with a busted mouth in government healthcare facility that let her wait 6 hours to get mediocre attention.

You can’t go back to the past.  Too bad.  The future doesn’t look too good from here.  Goodbye tomorrow, hello yesterday!

Keep spinning until you’re dizzy!

VP Joe Biden wants us to be fair by letting him take money from you, he gives to other people.  President B.O. knows the new healthcare will do something good for somebody.  Heck with a trillion dollars per year it has to do something!  But wait, how can good news be bad news?

Major companies that we are whipping and pleading to hire more people, report that they forecast reduced income due to expenses directly related to healthcare reform!  How dare they?  Well the congress in their wisdom insisted that every public corporation must not hide any information that may affect the value of their stock.  They reported that they are reserving more money to pay for the healthcare.  If I am not mistaken, our US Government law will tax us for 4 years to stock up money, before anybody gets the benefit of this stockpile of dough.  So when Caterpillar or ATT says they must do the same, then my gosh this is not permitted!  We can’t do what congress does, because it’s not right!  But we must do what they tell us to do?

This all got my head spinning, and I’m dizzy before drinking any moonshine.  VP Biden is welcome to put his hand in my pants anytime, only got a couple of coins for him to play with.  He did hug President B.O. like he really likes to hug guys.  Guess we don’t have to worry, because congress is only taking money from rich people.  I don’t know any rich people, but glad we won’t get taxes more!  Or are we getting taxed more?

Good thing that I like to have a cocktail with Uncle Stosh to solve the hobo jungle problems of  dinner table etiquette after eating beans.

And Mother In Law Makes 5!

President B.O. filled out his census report in a publicity photo wearing a nice suit.  Most folks don’t fill out a census wearing a suit.  Most times the President doesn’t wear a suit so this census thing must be something special!

Included in the household survey was the mother in law!  If you want to be miserable for your entire life, be sure to live with your mother in law.  Oh joy, every morning to see the day begin with staring at the expert on everything in a moo moo will make it a rainy day.  What grown man wants his wife and  mother in law  bossing him around all day long? 

No wonder Putin is kicking our ass.  He’s not married, and is out partying and lives with his dog.  What about the Presidential dog?   How come he ain’t in any pictures or doesn’t greet the President coming off the helicopter every day?  Putin’s love of his dog is visible because they always hang out.  Thought his girls couldn’t live without a dog!  Why don’t they hug their dog and play around the property?  

Sad to tell you that this hobo did not get his census form.   Even though I am a citizen, I am invisible?  Don’t think so.  The IRS always finds me.  Peek a boo, I see you!

I don’t expect an invitation to the White House, but I would never, ever, ever stay overnight.  It would make me gag to see our President bossed around by his mother in law!

Blood spilled in Chicago growing anarchy!

Since this year began, there have been 270 people shot in Chicago.  On our visit for celebrating Easter, we saw a stolen car with a infant and woman as passengers run a police blockade.  There were several people shot and lying in the street with ambulances and dozens of police on this scene of carnage.  Then a stolen car races through ramming squad cars, but no shots fired because of the infant on board. Then another gun fight broke out blocks away with more shot and wounded.

The poorest families have nowhere to go and hide for their lives as the gang wars rage on.  Criminals take advantage of this anarchy to go on crime sprees with the police distracted.  Chicago is not safe, and this disease grows upon poverty seeking wealth through drugs, theft, extortion, and murder of all opposing forces.

This is an invisible story in the commercial news media, until a photogenic young victim is worth 3 minutes of pity on televised sobbing with compassionate reporter sniffling.  Over 30 people per day are being shot down in Chicago, today and everyday.

We need to remember Jack Kemp who championed tax incentives to business to bring factories and jobs to the blighted areas.  If these people could leave poverty behind then that will give them freedom to choose their neighborhood.  If these areas developed, then the young recruits would be choosing a paycheck instead of a death sentence in a gang. 

A neighborhood police station in a high crime area is an outpost of law and order.  The men and women in blue seen in these areas will bring hope, and information on the gangs that shoot over 30 people everyday in Chicago.

Our President needs to look at his city, and avoid allowing the drug wars of Mexico start in Chicago.  Blood is running in the streets.  Families cannot hide from the killers in their neighborhood.  They cannot fight them.  We pray that God gives us the strength to confront evil.  We ask God through his ministers and churches to unite in reaching out to the war zone in Chicago to help the innocent victims of unemployment and poverty.  We need to provide jobs and dignityto bring stability to these families.  We need to focus on bringing growth and hope to our poorest families.

The cynical greedy power merchants suck money from the disadvantaged, through corruption.  They work with organized crime for personal gain, and want to be in the limelight as leading citizens.  These leeches run for public office, and use public money for hidden deals with criminals who keep the poor under their thumb.  We need the light of the truth to shine, so we can drive out the rats that bring the plague upon us.  The corruption from Chicago has left a trail to Washington D.C.

PRAVDA news scoop on Propaganda Czar for President B.O.

Earl Hanky Panky of the Hobo Party has a reliable source in PRAVDA that the Propaganda Secretary Robert Giblets is to be elevated.  He will become the Propaganda Czar and has the authority to review screen plays and television scripts prior to production.  Hollywood has already been quietly seeking approval but a more formal agreement is to be signed by President B.O. to glorify the TRANSFORMATION OF AMERICA.

Yes, we finally after 200 years of blind ignorance and stumbling without a purpose will be seeing hope and change in TRANSFORMATION OF AMERICA.  We will be fairly distributing from the prosperous who been stealing and cheating the majority of poor dumb ignorant citizens.  We will invite our illegal immigrants to join the Democrats and vote for the TRANSFORMATION OF AMERICA.  Even the drug dealers and killers in prison can become Democrats and vote for the TRANSFORMATION OF AMERICA.

Joe Biden said it’s only fair to take from the rich, and make them poor.  Then the poor will get a little, and the government will get a lot for the TRANSFORMATION OF AMERICA.  He reasurred everyone that is’ s “No big f—ing deal!”  Or was it a “big f—ing deal”?  He has a way with words.  The Czar of Propaganda said that all school children can proudly proclaim this TRANSFORMATION OF AMERICA is a “big f—ing deal”!  Parents may not wash the children’s mouth out with soap.  Parents are prohibited from interfering in the cultural revolution of Mao Tse Tung and the Labor Camps of uncle Joe Stalin taking root in the TRANSFORMATION OF AMERICA.

People may now wait in clinics for 8 hours to get an appointment 3 months later under the glorious healthcare reform program.  We will provide Swine Flue shots immediately whether you want it or not, because our glorious government bought too much, and it may not work.  But it’s “free” after spending 3 billion dollars of money confiscated from evil rich people.

President B.O. will be shown playing basketball on television and in movie theaters, along with highlights of Fidel Castro basketball from his glorious leadership of Cuba that has government healthcare as Michael Moore filmed under the Propaganda Czar program.

We give a big hobo salute to finally learning the truth on how we all got shafted by rich people, and why we can trust our government to give us money for free.

Professor/President Woodrow Wilson is back!

We ain’t going to study war no more!  If we ignore our enemies, then we can’t get into war.  They are rummaging in the attic of the White House to find Woodrow’s top hat for President B.O. to wear signing the deal with the Russians.  At least the hat would make us smile, even if the peace treaty don’t create peace, and won’t prevent war.

The Secretary of State Hillary should be ready to hold the President’s hat, since he is busy moving he’s leaving a dust cloud.  We admire his energy.  Don’t see the benefit of all that action, but he is sure busy doing something!  Perhaps Hillary can hold a seance to bring back Woodrow Wilson to find his hat for B.O.

I need, I need, I want, give me, give me!

We are a nation of charitable people.  We were a nation of acheivers.  Now, we are told that 10% unemployment is a condition created by the rich to dominate the permanent poor.  We must rise up and demand take from the damned wealthy, so we can share in their wealth!

Wealth by definition is not a right.  It is achieved.  Wealth is not given to anyone who steals, murders, or enslaves workers in poverty.  President B.O. can’t figure out how our country really works, so he uses his classroom insight that is fantasy land of professors.  His czars will hold torch lit parades with pitchforks and axe handles to inform the wealthy that we will be fair in taking away their property to distribute it fairly.

The wealth distribution panel includes people with an appetite for a taste of wealth!  The gentleman in this photo will take time from the government caffeteria buffet for czars, and demand caviar instead of corn!  When he comes to your home, the pantry will be swept empty. 

Wealth Distribution Czar is hungry for more of your money.

Dare we compare one of our finest citizens to a hog?  It seems cruel to compare someone who needs and wants wealth to be distributed fairly to a greedy gluttonous hog.  We look forward to President B.O. inciting the 10% unemployed he wants to retain as his personal underclass mob to support class warfare as taught social justice.  “Rob from Peter to pay Paul” is the President B.O. happy solution to his complete failure in providing a real solution to our need for jobs with a future.  You can beg to get the wealth distribution czar job!

Free, Free, Free money filed under M for Mayhem

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Taxes!  We all know that death and taxes are all we are promised at birth.  Now President B.O. sprung his April fools joke on everyone! 

I hate filing taxes.  As a hobo I find it amazing that I need to file at all, but then I would become a member of the President’s staff if I cheated on my taxes, or a member of Congress.  My personal reason for being pissed off is that Rangel and Geithner can make a tax mistakes for hundreds of thousands of dollars.  I probably qualify for food stamps, but I hate to deal with all the paperwork or worse, “do it online!”.  Really?  Only the hobo folks in Kalifornia use laptops.

IRS form schedule “M” is supposed to be filled out.  Okey, it’s not even in the basic tax form package this hobo got.  Yes, I fill out papers, and don’t file on line.  Now I have to track down this form and scribble in stuff to prove what the IRS already knows.  So why do we need a bottle of aspirin and a bottle of Jack Daniels to do this drudge paperwork?  Oh joy to claim my credit!

Welcome to hell!  Wait until you get to file Healthcare claims with our user friendly government forms.

Urgent message to President B.O.; stop helping us!  No thanks.  I hate filing taxes, I hate them more this year!

Click on my document link on top to get form M and fill it out.  It’s your money damn it!

Rob from Peter to pay Paul is new plan!

We feel gulty, so please take our money! President B.O. welath czar.

President B.O. has the solution to his dilemma on fixing our country.  Take from people who have, give to the government folks, and let them figure out how to pass along a few pennies a year or two later from the dollars they collect.

All them people getting kicked out of their homes are sure glad the government plan to assist homeowners is really working?  All them jobs from the stimulus money should be showing up in a year or two?  All them shovel ready projects seem to be lost in the White House somewhere?

Glad that we got such a bright fellow leading us!   Some dumb person just might have used all our money we don’t got for actually doing the stuff President B.O. is so smug and bragging over.

New bill extends unemployment until retired.

President B.O. says it’s okey to stay on unemployment until you can retire on social security.  There is no money provided in the federal “budget” for these benefits, but who cares?  In a bold new approach, Democrats in Congress and the President agree that we should just print more money.  What the hell! 

This kind of change is amazing.  My kids don’t have to do any chores to get allowance.  Doctors don’t have to get paid, while required to provide medical services to any illegal immigrant who crawls in.  Insurance companies have to insure everyone that decides to sign up the day they need treatement,  and then be required to pay for everything without premiums.

Our news media is so amazed at these miracles of modern accounting, they are deaf, dumb, and silent.  No wonder everyone wants to sneak into our country.  I am somewhat confused, because now everyone will want to be a hobo.  Looks like Obamaville will ge getting a lot bigger.  There goes the neighborhood. 

Professor Doom has calculated that at the current rate of government spending the UN will go broke because we got no money.  We are using the Soviets to fly us into space and spending a lot of money in Russia.  Doctor Gloom says more people will die from liver disease with all the free time drinking in public parks.

President B.O. volcanoe erupts!

Our President has been stumped by a volcanoe!  The ever increasing Iceland volcanoe ash will ground air traffic.  Please, let our President travel to prove he has more powerful voodoo than the volcanoe from Iceland.  President B.O. versus the volcanoe.

Al Gore is stumped to learn that the record amounts of ash will trigger an ice age and start the worst global cooling of 150 years, since the same volcanoe erupted for one year. 

Let’s put the President on a slow ship for his international visits.  The more time he spends in the ocean gives us more time from his brilliant ideas.  It will take us to stop using cars for 20 years to make up for this carbon emission crisis.

The President B.O. boat will have to wait for permission to float through North Korean waters, and avoid the Baltic Sea altogether.  We are waiting for the President to make more executive orders regulating volcanoes.  There is a lot of media investigations on why the middle class predmoniantly white people of Iceland are making our President look bad with this volcanoe. Are they TEA activists in Iceland that are racist, volcanoe loving bigots that wear swastikas?

Why do we need to fly?

Hobo folks get the last laugh!  It’s great to see that a volcanoe in Iceland proves how smart the hobo life style works today.  Why do we need to fly above the clouds?  Dont know, I don’t care to fly.  Ride the rails baby!

We invite President B.O. to ride the rails with the millions of hobo class he created in his swift transformation of America!  Forget about flying in Hobo One.  We invite you to ride on Hobo Boxcar 1.

I can remember when airplanes did not fly above the clouds.  They were slow, quiet, and glided in view.  We advanced technology to jets and travel changed from elegance to cattle cars.  Ride Boxcar 1 in style.

It seems we are helpless and stumped by a volcanoe in Iceland?  Come on!  The world has to stop for a volcanoe?  Let’s use cruise ships instead of jet airplanes.  Let’s use rail instead of jet airplanes.

Smoking a cigar and watching our country from the rails is great.  Some people smoke and drink while driving a car.  Forget it.  Ride the rails with your favority beverage and cigar.  That is the life of royalty!  

Airports are deserted and empty.  Al Gore can’t fly on his billionaire private jet, even better! Good!  Let’s get back to the best, traveling by ship and rail.  President B.O. needs to see the obvious.  Airports have turned into mob scenes of frantic luggage dragging lunatics.  Now Congress is investigating fees and how the crap people hoarde should be allowed on board jet airplanes.  What about chickens, goats, and your dog allowed on a jet airplane?  A hobo with his backpack on a train is the future of our country.  We got more hobo unemployed than ever!  Thank you President B.O.!

Volcanoe Czar appointed by Prez B.O.

It’s about time we had a policy on volcanoes.  How can it belch out more carbon emissions and sulfur dioxide than 500 steel mills without a tax?  Kalifornia annual forest fires mandated by save the tree addicts chokes out more smoke but not as much sulfur dioxide. Most of the volcanoes are outside of US so we will need a global conference on volcanoe disarmament treaties. 

Al Gore has proposed a carbon premature exhalation tax.  Why not?  Let’s get more taxes on these volcanoes, but how to collect?  The U.S.A. will hold all volcanoe taxes as IOU charges to the countries with the volcanoes that can’t control their belching.

We don’t know how many czars we got anymore?  We didn’t have any before Prez B.O., and now we can’t count them.  They multiply like rabbits, but are a lot more expensive.  Volcanoe Czar is excellent promotion for Arlen Specter.  Remember he promised to hold hearings on  US policy promoting veterans commit suicide?  No hearings, and nobody was even called to explain why we want veterans to kill themselves after serving our country.  So Arlen please take this job, and sit on it.  If it gets a little hot, don’t worry it will all blow over. 

Of course, the volcanoe emissions are all the fault of the USA.  If we are the world’s superpower, why can’t we handle these volcanoes?  Our plan is to be weak and vulnerable for all the world to lob missiles and attack other countries without our lifting a finger.  That will make us a lot safer, and our treaty allies know all they can count on is death, and our taxes.

Prez B.O. miffed that TEA not grateful?

Don’t know what charm school Prez B.O. used, must be Chicago street muggers charm school.  Anyhow, B.O. feigned sceptical surprise that TEA protests took place, in spite of his indulgent largesse of invisible tax cuts.  We is so grateful!  We are so lucky that the Prez is so smug and happy with himself. 

Right now, congress spent our $2.5 trillion dollars deposited for social security over the last 20 years by workers.  That’s okey, the boomers will know the Congress IOU papers shoved in the bank deposit are a solemn pledge to hose us again.  The early contributions to HealthCare prior to paying out benefits in 2014, will also be looted and used by our Congress.  TEA is the reality that taxes can never ever ever  be reduced, because Congress will spend money they don’t have and tell us we owe it.

Prez B.O. just wants to play the Congress game another few years, until he gets his, and kicks back at the beach while we keep scraping to pay, and pay.  TEA is laughing at the standard political response on any criticsm.  The people are too dumb to understand why everything is great.  The leaders in Washington D.C. have to endure the stupid concerns of the working public.  They court the favor of large lobbyists, and shake down the fat cats by Congress hearings to scare “donations” (extortion money) out of the fat cats so they remain fat cats.  Congressional ethics panel is to review the lobbyist deals to see how the other congress folk can get more.  Senator Doddering got a multi million mortgage for 3.5% but that’s okey.  Representative Wrangle forgot to pay for foreign luxury condominium property but that’s okey.  They were investigated, so case closed it’s all cool.

Volcanoe Czar has not helped!

Since Prez B.O. selected Arlen Specter as his Volcanoe Czar, there has been no improvement!  Arlen is pretending to run for election as a US Senator.  What is the Volcanoe policy?  The volcanoe ash is drifting toward the US airspace.  What happens when the sky begins to fall?

Prez B.O. has demanded that we tax US citizens that may fly, even if they aren’t flying yet.  This will provide a reserve of $150 trillion dollars to be deposited in a bank in Chicago, Funny Old Gags.  The FOG Bank is ready to accept Congress IOU paper instead of actual deposits.  Our Social Security deposits of $2.5 trillion over 20 years are also now IOU papers instead of actual cash.

VP Biden insisted this is a “big f—ing deal” to stuff tax money into the FOG Bank.  Nobody can see why it will help, but in a bold move our Senate passed a bill they didn’t write or read yet, and House of Representatives said they already passed this bill that they did not read or write yet.  Prez B.O. said that he is sure the citizens will like the bill, once somebody writes it so then we can read it next year.

No commercial media reported on this invisible bill, and noone questioned why it was retroactive to 1950.  It will tax all Social Security benefits at 3000% so recipients get nothing and will owe money.  Prez B.O. promised that HealthCare will save everybody 3000% percent so this seems to be the new benchmark.

The volcanoes are restless, and so are the natives.

What is politically correct behavior?

Kalifornia can’t seem to get priorities.  The state is bleeding red ink in their budget, jobs are hard to find, and protestors are chanting to let gays do their thing in the military.  The hard part is they donated $10,000 to be jammed in to listen to a Prez B.O. lecture?  Wow!  These folks must be really concerned about the military!?

What soldiers, sailors, marines are upset and depressed that gays cannot parade around openly?  We have the military on a razor edge to respond to the many crises.  Do the generals, admirals, and secretary of the defense begg to have gay pride events?  The militant in your face queers paid to get the Prez B.O. elected, and they demand their priority now. 

Legal rights do not dictate or take precedence on the military service as a priviliege, not a legal right.  This is confusing, and more to the point is the issue of “politically correct” ignoring of radical Islam in the Fort Hood massacre.  Now the camel’s nose is under the tent of the military, and we have to proudly force homosexual agenda on the military?  Man, God help us when the bullets are flying, and we are more focused on homosexual priorities than the business of the military.

It’s important to ban smoking in the military, and provide AIDS protection for the homosexual in the military.

Kalifornia gay pride demands their money's worth!

Viva Las Vegas! Let it ride! The good times roll!

One of my chums who has been down in his luck for the last 3 years is working through the long goodbye.  Yes, his real estate empire has crumpled to dust.  Yes, he is down in his chips.  But his wife and mate of his life got the diagnosis nobody wants.  She was a nurse and knew the odds against her. 

She started the treatment, but decided to stop.  After consulting with 3 different of the best oncologists, the time left is very short.  Her husband is in the hole for a lot of coin on medical bills, but that’s not his concern now.  She wants to whoop it up in Las Vegas and is taking her for the last party in the greatest place in the world for fun and forgetting about your problems.  They are going, and I see the love and devotion of my chum who says damn the torpedoes, and full speed ahead!  God bless, and don’t worry about overdoing it.  Nobody lives forever, so make the memories last you forever.

When life deals you a bad hand, go to Las Vegas and let the good times roll.  When you get a stack of chips at the craps table, keep rolling them bones! 

It’s your life, and you only get to go around once.  Don’t think twice on making every moment count!  It’s the last dance, and hug your girl and giver her twirl.  The mayor of Las Vegas has the town people choose the spend their last moments together!  Congratulations and thanks for Las Vegas memories.

Wash your hands, and shut your mouth!

It seems so long ago.  Prez B.O. announced the H1N1 “National Emergency” remember?  I liked the “swine flu” world health organization confirming we are in a global pandemic.  Is pandemic like pandamonium on a epic scale?  Anyhow, nobody cares on the delays, the cost, and the stockpile of vaccine that will go bad and be dumped by the billions of dollars in 2010.  This is our global health care coordinated by our efficient health organization soon to run our lives.  I don’t remember if the Prez B.O. held a big news conference to brag on how he saved all of our lives?  Is the national emergency over? 

VP Joe “foulmouth” Biden said it was a “big f—ing deal” that the national emergency is over thanks to Prez B.O. healthcare coordination.  We are just so lucky I could spit nickles.  Professor Doom and Doctor Gloom on the staff of Sibelius are now counting grams of salt, and saving us from corn syrup!  Awesome things will be achieved now!  How did we live so long without their guidance and leading us by the hand.  Don’t sneeze in your neighbor’s face, wash your hands, and eat your vegetables.  Sounds like the aunt you couldn’t stand hovering over you during Christmas.  Oh yes, Santa Claus is evil because he’s fat and eats rich food at Christmas!

With a little bit of luck we can teach 5 yearolds why it’s good to hate Santa Claus, kill the Easter bunny, and why it’s important to understand homosexual safe sex  practices. 

Why can’t anyone tell us the emergency is over now?  Why do I need to keep hearing about somebody in Haiti every day? (Why are there fat people in that hardluck poor country and why can’t our billions donated be given to the people?)  Why can’t we just let everybody into our country for free stuff?  Who cares we are spending more money than Greece?  We are so greedy, selfish as a “superpower”!  Is that like a “supermodel”?  It seems everbody is a “supermodel”!

We should be happy, that’s what Prez B.O. smugly smirked about when talking on how we all had it so good paying taxes on April 15.  We should make that our national day of thanks, instead of Thanksgiving in November.  It will be called “TaxGiving Day“!  I know I will give thanks in November after the people of the USA vote for change, and a hope that things get better with new elected officials from ACORN and more government regulations.

You never had it so good you dumb crackers

Senators investigate ethics of Wall Street?

So you can't prove you shouldn't be burned as a witch?

It’s great to see the pot calling the kettle black!  (This is not a racist analogy since it refers to the natural process of cast iron over an open hearth fire turning black from soot.)  I love to see them senators twisting words and puffing their chests in outrage for the average citizen being abused!  It seems it would have been a lot better if them senators didn’t repeal the law form the Depression that prevented banks from making money on wall street investments.  If the senator and his president Slick Willy left it all alone, none of this garbage would have happened!  How about them apples?

Of course, when the senate makes a mistake, and this one was a whopper, then hearings and rascals that took advantage of the change in law are called to explain why the senators were so stupid.  Senators Levity,  Doodoo, and Dustbin could all get lost, and nobody would notice their absence.  Hey you senators, how about the 2.5 trillion social security money you all spent and replaced with your IOU notes.  Are you senators actually telling us that the money deposited in advance for a rainy day, now mean we get doused by cutting social security payments?

Anyhow, I smell some new taxes coming!  Oh that is the remedy for every ailment the Senate claims cured.  After all these decades of hearings, and taxes, why ain’t our country in better shape than this?  Seems that maybe all these hearings, taxes, and new government forms don’t every improve over the last 100 years?

Right now the senators want to shake down, I mean question Goldman Sachs on why all the mortgages that should never been made were used as investments!  If banks had to keep the stupid mortgages they wrote, then they wouldn’t let dumb people get million dollar shacks on hobo salaries.  But the game is that banks had to let dumb people get mortgages they couldn’t afford so they wouldn’t discriminate against dumb poor people.

Would any of these senators tell us if any jobs will be coming before November from the shovel ready trillion dollars we spent with nothing to show?  I am weary of these senators outrage.  I look forward to November for a little peace and quiet after these blowhards are blown out of town.

It is a legal requirement of every citizen to welcome illegal immigrants!

What is wrong with us?  Why do we want to prevent rapists, murderers, TEA supporters, and future Democrat voters entering the USA as illegal immigrants?  It is racist to call anyone crossing without following government regulations as “illegal”!  Of course, citizens have to follow every government regulation, file every box in tax return, and pay for healthcare benefits in advance of getting anything.

Hey, I think I revoke my citizenship!  Just let me be an illegal immigrant.  That’s better.  Don’t discriminate against us that want to become illegal immigrants.

We plan on setting up a bullet train service from Mexico to Wisconsin and Ohio so that all the states can enjoy the open door policy to anyone that wants to walk into your home in the middle of night to snoop around. We can’t arrest them, or deport, but we must care for them and love them. 

Hobo folks don’t like the competition for hand outs.  But recognizing that we are discriminating against people that do not border the US, we do support Prez B.O. plan to import illegal immigrants from every country on other continents. 

A new law is going to be passed that makes it illegal for US citizens to deny anything immigrants want to take from your property or rape your daughter.

Where is Prez B.O. working?

Outside of blaming everybody else, what is our President doing to be an executive leading our government?  How many more miners must die before the executive branch orders action by his executive staff?  Did we finish the Katrina aid yet?  Now we got a disaster because the administration does not mandate the same safety standards for offshore rigs like mandatory in Europe and South America?  Can’t we follow at least Europe and South America instead of being smugly deaf , dumb, and blind to technology safeguards?  What about action on immigration law? 

The role of an executive is not to hold meetings or hearings or commissions because he is doing nothing.  The role of an executive is to lead.  There is no leadership, and the body count is growing.  The unemployment count is not improving, and will grow after the census nonsense ends.  The role of an executive is in a book Chavez provided the President as a gift since he needs a little mentoring.

Do not hold your breath waiting for the President to do anything.  He is claiming that everyone is so tired out from the HealthCare debacle, they all will take the rest of the year off.  Forget about this stuff.  We know the President is doing nothing on a grand scale.

No way to run a railroad! Robbed!

Good old days before Prez B.O. helped us go broke.

Hello fellow hobo folk.  You may not know it yet, but you are about to be a hobo in retirement.  Social Security is a “safety net” that we funded to create a surplus knowing the baby boom population requires a lockbox of cash reserves to fund retirement benefits.

Do you know that the deposits are gone?  Oh yes!  $2.5 trillion  we scrimped and saved during our working life is gone.  I remember looking at my paycheck and seeing that large deduction taken from my take home pay for social security.  But I thought, that’s okey it is going to be money to use when retired.  Gone.  I would like to hold a citizen’s  court to question Senators and Representatives from the last 10 years on how they took all that money.  We do have IOU papers from them free spending morons.  Now that our economy is down in the toughest times, we are hiding the theft of our $2.5 trillion deposits?

Oh one more point, the Social Security “borrowed” from the railroad pension system also.  A retired railroad yardbird said that the borrowed money has never been returned to the railroad pension fund he is living in retirement.  Anybody care about Senators and Representatives stealing us blind and expecting us to accept cuts in Social Security benefits for their lunatic spending?

Jimmy Carter II with more czars more foulups!

Last round up of oil in La.

Burning off spilled oil

Here we stand for change and hope, and we get the old failures of Jimmy Carter returning on a grand scale.  The oil catastrophe off our Louisianna coast lacks in action and focus.  Our President is getting around to visit the site.  That’s comforting.  Who was there from Disaster Relief coodinating this foul up?  This is worse than Katrina because it will sink the economy for both tourist as well as fishing.  We can’t afford to waste more time, resources, and money on czars, senate hearings, or playing political football with BP.  We need action!

It might be nice to review our invisible energy policy.  What canw e do to safeguard our offshore wellheads similar to what other countries upgraded?  Yes, we are behind on “green” regulations to protect the undersea wellheads.  We are so busy bragging about our green priorities, it would be nice if we worked and acted on them.  No more meetings, let’s get some work done.

When I see Prez B.O. wear a sweater like Jimmy Carter and tell us to turn down the thermostat as his energy policy, then we know we are done. 

Don’t worry, we won’t be a superpower for long.  Our crew is making sure of that.

May Day changes with Prez B.O.

Duped protestor enabling slavery for illegal immigrants

May Day in Hawaii is “Lei Day” and a charming custom.  In the United States the unions and organized labor honor the protection of worker’s rights gained from sacrifice and strikes to get fair deals from employers.  2010 is lowering the protection of worker’s rights by our current administration.

We are approaching the 150 anniversary of the civil war that settled the worldwide use of slavery in the United States.  Now the rights of minorities from slavery are deliberately being weakend by our first minority President B.O.  Is he a front man for the carpet baggers that need slavery?  The big money in our economy is made from illegal immigrants and slavery children labor in and out of the US. 

Why do we have such a strong push to promote illegal immigration?  Who benefits from illegal immigrants?  There are complete sections of our economy who cry they need illegal immigrants!  Remember the cry that sections of our economy depended upon slave labor!?  Who profits from illegal immigrants?  We as taxpayers don’t need slave labor.  But the large operators of internationally owned meat packing plants, dairy farms, fruit crop growers, and cash paid for piece work in sweat shops.  Any of that in your neighborhood?  Probably not.  But the big money that donates and wants results for their money, expect the slave trade of illegal immigrants to continue and grow!

It’s the big lie.  Illegal immigrants come here with the dream of getting ahead.  They wind up getting used as slave labor.  The unions that celebrate May Day are told to support union busting illegal imigration that will reduce worker’s rights everywhere.

Me and my dad worked in a factory that used illegal immigrants.  They were nice people.  Some drank then drove cars that were accidents waiting to happen with no license and no insurance.  Some had fights after work with knives in the lot.  Anyway, they helped keep wages low by paying them a lot less than the skilled white labor.  So who benefits from illegal immigrants?  7 guys crammed into a slum apartment and a death trap junk car to make zip is not the American dream!

Those who profit from illegals are slum landlords, computer criminals selling them your social security number, used car dealers that sell rebuilt crashed cars that aren’t safe, and of course the community organizers that exploit them to support political nonsense in the street.

Illegal immigration is the shame of our nation, and we are pretending to be kind hearted by using these illegal immigrants to squeeze more money for the rich and powerful who want cheap labor.  My condolences for May Day.  The unions flooded Prez B.O. with donations so he could bring in illegal immigrant labor in record numbers.  Seems like the unions lost out a lot.

Ban on UFO illegal immigrants!

When take me to your leader can be a long trip to planet Bongo

Representative Kucinich and black Muslim leader Louis Farrakhan have met illigal space aliens.  What is our position on illegal immigrants from other worlds, such as Hollywood or planet Bongo?   We hope Arizona cowboys and ranchers don’t get invaded by Bongo aliens.  It’s time we have a illegal aliens Czar to work with the Hobo Czar.    Prez B.O. promised Kucinich the UFO Czar job for voting on Health Scare Bill.  Louis Farrakhan was offered a flight on the Russian rocket since we gave up going into outer space.  He would like to find planet Bongo. 

My concern on the illegal immigrants coming to our country is that they are scared by the Democrats hugging them and asking for donations.  We applaud the protestors who don’t want any laws about who can enter our country!  The more immigrants we can rip off, turn into slave labor, and get me a personal man servant will be what we want.  “Illegal” is a meaningless term when  most people view laws as optional to what is convenient to what they want.  Right now we want slave labor doing the jobs that are too dangerous, too tedious, and are tasks beneath our elevated view of ourselves.  Yes, let’s legalize slavery by ignoring laws on illegal immigrants.  The law is designed to protect, not discriminate.  The idiots today are too dumb to know when we count on illegal immigrants, we are allowing slavery again.  150 years ago we liberated all from being treated as slaves.  We want slavery by using illegal immigrants.  Slaves were an economic onvenience, and so are illegal immigrants!

Send in the clowns, I want to laugh!

Oil spill condoms are delivered late. Is there a day after pill?

  

The Clown Czar is soon to be appointed to entertain us unemployed and broke citizens.  Illegal immigrants got more money than I got.  We need to laugh more and worry less.  Now Robert Gibbs tries his best, but I prefer Hillary Clinton for pure slapstick nonsense.   Why can’t we have a constant feed from VP Joe Biden?  He’s good for a few giggles, but no real belly laughs.  But the slickest sick joke of all, is the response of our President’s crack team to the Louisianna oil rig fire.  First they kept staring at the burning rig waiting for Santa Claus to solve the problem.  Now it’s Santa Claus fault! Incompetence of the napping executive branch content to get news from CNN interviewing BP.  Gee, do you listen to the guy that create the accident on the extent of the damage?   

The clown squad of President B.O. had their punch line ready; “Day One were were in action!”  WOW!  They got invisible powers to be there but you couldn’t see them!  

We congratulate our President for taking time from prime time tryout as a major joke source on Saturday.  He doesn’t see the joke is on him.  If your facing a disaster, do you still go out for pizza, and a night at the show?  The people in Louisianna did not find time to laugh or have a good time.  Don’t think a burlesque review with soft shoe and jokes will make anybody feel better.  Oh yeah, remind people how bad things were during Katrina.  Too bad the Prez B.O. didn’t finish that job either.  Too bad he didn’t even start on this new problem until the media started to look for signs of executive action.  

How about Larry the Cable Guy as Clown Czar?  I can’t laugh anymore at Prez B.O. because it’s making me cry.  BP contributed tons to Prez B.O., and nobody bothered to wonder if the facts matched what they were told by BP.  Of course, there is no double standard in this most ethical President since Richard Nixon.  We have illegal immigrants finding no work, yet we want them to continue to flood in.  Gee, if I am in a foreign country, broke, and hiding from being found, would I consider maybe stealing or robbing for a few coins?  No, let’s keep plowing in more illegal immigrants.  The Clown Czar will have a good story to tell on this.  Right now we blame Arizona for illegal immigrant problem?  Gee, maybe Arizona should join Mexico and secede from the USA?Anybody seen Prez B.O. playing golf or pitching a baseball can have a few giggles.  But come on, how much work does this jokester do?

Unibomber & Bill Ayers will analyze NYC bomb

Police did not wait for instructions on protecting New York. Never qualify for a federal job.

  

Did you hear the one about the wetback, the jew, and the black Muslim?

Prez B.O. is pulling out all the stops to find who planted the potential NYC bomb in Times Square during his show biz coming out party.  Nobody, but nobody steals the limelight from our fun loving jokester Prez!  

He is mighty upset that Bill Ayers did not alert him on another home made bomb attempt to be tried in NYC.  But it may be that Bill has an alibi since he is visiting the Unibomber with Twitter updates.  It seems Bill still wants to blow up something, besides the President’s reputation.  Bill only managed to kill one of his radical protest buddies.  But what the heck,  wasn’t a close friend.  

Attorney General Eric Holder is warning all police to refrain from any hasty actions!  Just because gallons of gasoline, tanks of propane gas, and exposive ignition materials was found in a japanese vehicle, it might be a hybrid experimental vehicle.  Or maybe it’s a crinimal act, with all rights and no rush to judgement during the investigation for what TEA nutjob did this!  

Anyway, it’s great that the show must go on.  Prez B.O. is a real trooper!  Didn’t miss a beat in his comedy night special while Louisianna citizens don’t know how bad they are to suffer by President’s inaction on oil spill, and NYC knew better than to wait for any executive action by President or Attorney General  avoiding a jump to conclusions.  

Happy birthday, Ted!

Somebody tickled Hillary's fancy, and it wasn't Slick Willy!

Ted wants to run the Post Office for Prez B.O.

 

We have a birthday boy coming up on May 22.  We can’t send him a cake.  Theodore John Kaczynski (aka Unabomber) will be 66!  Ted has a keenly sharp intellect, but I can’t say he’s smart.  Sure he beats the IQ numbers of Prez B.O. staff combined, but that’s not saying much.  I do think it would be pretty interesting if Ted was on the White House staff!  Nobody would be in a rush to open mail, or open any packages they got.  Imagine if Prez had Ted as Press Secretary?  Wow!  Nobody in the Press Corpse (Prez pronounciation) would dare ask anything to upset Ted.  Could be a lot of fun.  Staff meetings sure would be lively, and bet you even VP “big f—ing deal” Biden would watch his mouth.  

How about them opposing ornery nasty Republicans that are to blame for the Democrats not doing anything?  If milktoast Senator Reid would start talking like a tough hombre, with Ted handling a few of the Republicans on Senator Reid’s Christmas mailing list.  What a world this would be if we only followed Ted’s manifesto.  Have you bothered to study this?  Please take some time, and invite Al Gore to add Ted to his FACEBOOK.  It makes Al’s writings look like kindergarten.  (Of course Al’s writing has always been at kindergarten level.)  

Hillary needs a little help persuading anybody to listen to her!  If she added Ted to her staff, some folks might start listening to her!  She might even get further results by promising not to show up in person!  “Thank you, got your message and will follow instructions, but stay away!”  

My ramblings are only to let Prez B.O. know that his crew has done nothing wrong.  His crew has done nothing!  Ted might be a little extreme, but Prez needs something to jazz up his results.  Bill Ayers and Ted make a great duo.  Bill and Ted could make a great reality TV series as they share how to save the world by bombs away!  Ted killed people he thought were messing up his ecosystem environment priorities.  His bathing habits probably would have deterred anybody bothering him anytime.  

Shazam! Attorney General Holder has everything under control!

There is no terrorist group, only TEA healthcare crazy people per Bloomberg!

Give me a bullet now Eric! I’m the man for this job!

Eric Holder as Attorney General was disappointed that the NYC bomber was connected to a terrorist group and voted for Prez B.O.  He was hoping for a anti abortion bomber, or a TEA nazi bomber.  But NO, again these damn terrorist attempts keep distracting him from more important stuff.  Shazam was captured.  Eric Holder is more of a Barney Fife get me a bullet type of lawman.

Eric did leak news about the bomber that tipped off his flight out of the country.  Eric is more worred about his PR spin machine, than our safety.  Eric, you got no street cred, so forget about your spin machine saving your butte.  Prez B.O. seems confused about criticizing the NYC police acting stupidly about an empty car with explosives.  Here we go again, blaming another Muslim for terrorism!  We are  a nation of racist bigots.  Darn it, why can’t  we just pretend there is no terrorist attack threat?  Eric Holder sure didn’t finish his work on the “special anti-terror team” that still hasn’t been pulled together!  How about a press release on his crack hand picked team that exists only on a piece of paper in his Public Relations Press Release.

Robert Gibbs put foot on neck or in mouth?

My kung fu is very strong for guys smaller than me!

Press Secretary Robert Gibbs threatens the BP executive that he will put his Gucci loffer shod foot on the diminutive corporate cheiftan’s  neck!  If Robert Gibbs used Bill Ayers and Ted Unabomber as enforcers, some of his enemies might go up in a puff of smoke.  We can only shake our heads in wonder on how dumb is the smartest Prez B.O. with his redneck staff. 

Anyway, if we relied on Robert Gibbs to know what is going on in our country under Prez B.O., well might as well talk to the dog of the Prez.   Where is that dog?  President W always had his dog racing around the lawn with him.  Suggest Robert Gibbs at least give a daily update on the dog’s agenda.  Nobody in the White House executive crew is doing anything.

More Czars are added in the hope somebody does some work.  Doctor Gloom is in charge of projecting completion dates for projects target dated 2020.  Professor Doom is in charge of revising schedules for projects target dated 2013.  How many Czars does it take?

Bold solution allows Mexico to annex Texas, Kalifornia, and Arizona!

La Bamba!

The voters of California did not realize all drugs are allowed to be consumed in Mexico.  These 3 states will leave the USA in 2012 before the presidential election here.  Governor Arnold will run for President of Mexico.  However, Arnold authorized lethal force to deter any US tax collectors from entering Mexico/Kalifornia.

Now I may consider moving to Kalifornia!  Hobo surfer world championship will be awesome!

Prez B.O. better investigate the Somali Pirates!

Sometimes it takes a gun instead of a village

What the heck is this world coming to?  The Russian navy let the Somali pirates they captured leave.  It seems likely they left the Russians floating face down in the ocean.  Now will we get Eric Holder over there, now!  We would have taken them to court in New York and spent millions of dollars, almost as much as the ransom.  For a few bullets the Russians ended the matter.

Prez B.O. may not appreciate the simplicity of the Russian solution.  I suggest we send all of our terrorists that have not had their day in court 17 months after Eric Holder promised trial.  Lets ship all of them via Russian navy ships to Moscow for trial.  They might die during the final voyage. 

Bon voyage terrorists!  That will be cruise to remember.

Happy Mother in law Day Prez B.O.!

Michelle with momma Mariah

Even with these hard economic times, I thank God every day that I don’t have to live with my mother in law.  Prez B.O. has to be distracted by the mother in law moo-moo dress and fuzzy slippers flopping down the hall in the morning.  What a sight to behold as you start your day.  Curdles the cream in your coffee to think of it!

His wife, like all wives, gushes and praises her mother as the pinnacle of all attributes wonderful!  UGH!  There is not a mother in law in the history of mankind that would be welcome for breakfast!  Because it meant, she never left!  Prez B.O. has to endure a torture that actually makes me happy!  No wonder he wants to be anywhere but in our public housing in Washington D.C.now. 

Prez B.O. and former resident Slick Willy had moms who weren’t storybook happy endings, but when you figure out what screwups they were, they’re still your mom.  A mother in law is never your mom, but they are always a pain!

Did the Prez B.O. make some official proclamation on happy Mother in Law day?  Was he smiling a fake smile with a tear in his eye knowing she would never leave?  What if Granny Pelosi was my mother in law?  For Christmas I would have a big box of botox, that would set her off like a rocket!  Did you see her on some magazine cover, it was a pin up picture for retirement homes.

Koni nose at Vladimir’s dacha leads to theft!

Bo pulls Prez B.O. with a wierd hairdo for a dog

Koni the black labrador retriever of Vladimir Putin leads a dog’s life.  She knows a life of privilege and has more papparazzi following. Our Prez B.O. family dog, Bo hasn’t had too many adventures worth reporting.  

If you didn’t hear of Koni’s escapade, there was a gourmet spread for United Russia Party to be entertained by Vladimir while planning their national health care campaign with Senator Harry Reid and Representative Nancy Pelosi.  Koni smelling something was up, went after the food while the bigwigs huddled in the great room.  Harry and Nancy didn’t get any of the goodies so it was a wasted trip, and the other guests just hit some more vodka and cigars.

She seems my kind of dog.  Our coonhound Millie always makes a beeline to the kitchen to take inventory of stuff to sample.

Vladimir is more of a tech geek than ipod B.O.!  He has a GPS unit to know where in the world Koni is roaming.  He loves that dog

I’m a little teapot! Some like it hot!

TEA has moms leading like lady liberty

In honor of moms protecting their family and nurturing their family, I salute the moms of TEA.  They have been categorized as angry old white people.  Don’t get momma mad!  I have seen grandmothers and mothers standing up to protect the ones they love from a government that ignores citizens.  We the people of this country keep the spirit of our founding ancestors alive today by the devotion to family through the freedoms that let our families thrive. 

We are the lamp of freedom for the world that draws and attracts those seeking freedom.  The public commercial media has not seen fit to interview the moms and grandmoms who organize and keep TEA alive.  There is no czar or king of TEA.  We know government today has more czars and inflated popmpous royalty who are about to get kicked out on their butte by we the people.

Remember as a little kid doing “I’m a little teapot” to make momma beam with joy at our great talent?  Who would know that today being a teapot is a criminal nazi fear mongering group?

I love you mom and your sacrifice to leave family and everything behind in Lithuania to escape to freedom in the USA through the German enemy lines with dad.  They knew Russia (our ally) would and did kill my dad’s family and take all of their land.  She made it possible for me and my brother to be in the land of the free and the home of the brave.  Dad and mom loved living here and I honor mom for all her sacrifices.

Who is the top dog? Koni wins!

Vladimir brings Koni to see the young school girls

It takes a special kind of person to love dogs, and spend time sharing their love of pets with young children.  Being with children keeps you young in spirit, and fosters children confidence by your lavishing personal interest in their development.  Koni is loved by Vladimir but he shares his love through Koni as his ambassador of goodwill.  She is definitely a top dog in popularity, and Vladimir Putin has great devotion to Koni that affirms his self confidence.  He is not self conscious or concerned on a public display of his pride and joy, Koni.

I love my coonhound, but she is loud, pushy, and howling when she sniffs something to hunt.  Millie might be too lively to sit among school girls and be petted, but she does love people in her own way.

Freakin’ jobs needed in Buffalo, everywhere!

Jobs are in the 2012 goals of Prez B.O.

Prez B.O .  went to visit the only factory in Buffalo that hired 2 people.  This was a cause for jubilation and chest thumping!   Oh yeah!  However, something odd is happening?  People are asking the President where are those shovel ready jobs after he stuck us with a bill for a couple of billion dollars, and no jobs! 

Is there a JOBS CZAR on Prez B.O. staff?  Probably not, since things are going so well. 

I was shocked that commercial media on CBS national news spoke to the victims of families torn and suffering by homeless evicted parents.  Could it be that the million and half children suffering over a year of homeless life merit a mention on the national media?  The more important topic is getting more slave labor from Mexico to sneak over the border as welcome to a country that is starving for slave labor.  Sure, why pay out of work homeless moms and dads?  Let’s bring in slave labor, that’s sure to help the rich fat cats and stupid socialists that assume being an illegal immigrant working as a slave is great! 

We are amazed that with more hobo population then the 1930′s, we can’t find a hobo story out of this whole country on commercial media.  Congratulations Prez B.O. on finding somebody that got 2 jobs added.  It will only take a few years to get 6 million jobs for those fired as President.  What about the newly unemployed college graduates that voted for you, to be jobless and in debt? 

Prez B.O. is mad! Attorney General hasn’t read the law!

Hugo and Barrack share ipod favorite songs of Che Guevara

Didn’t know the law, but it’s a bad law!

Our Attorney General is the top law enforcer for our country.  Eric Holder as Attorney General has critized the new Arizona immigration law.  He confirmed at a congressional hearing;  he has not read the law, and his staff has not read the law, but he knows the law is rotten!  What about the terrorists trials?  It seems it was only  January of 2009  when we were told of swift action on these poor souls held without trial!  The Attorney General is waiting for an illegal immigrant to read the law and give him the rundown.

Our President is hopping mad!  No not basketball hopping, but he’s mad at how he was hoodwinked, flimflammed and bamboozled!  Most of the country has that feeling!  Welcome, to the TEA perspective.  However, he’s mad at the federal government?  Isn’t that his federal government as chief executive?  We need results, not rhetoric.  There is no limit the Prez B.O. passing the buck while claiming the oil spill guys should not pass the buck?  Don’t worry, nobody got a buck to pass along since B.O. economic policy spent all our money for the next 20 years.

Armed Forces Day has commander in chief fired up!

Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes, unless wearing sunglasses!

Prez. B.O. has added a 500 page combat manual from commander in chief to the combat gear in the 150lb load our military have to tote.  His combat experience he is willing to share from his community organizer days.  

First, you can’t shoot if it’s dark out.  Second, you can’t shoot if somebody yells “Don’t shoot!”  Third, you can’t shoot if somebody is shooting at you from a mosque, church, or school building.  Fourth, it’s okey to shoot into a synagogue.  Fifth, you will be issued bullets when necessary in a combat area.  All bullets must be returned and counted daily to the designated political officer of your unit. 

We can expect a lot more soldiers getting purple hearts with Prez B.O. as fearless leader of our troops.  His battle orders will inspire our enemies to study his rule book to kill more of us.  With his help, there will be more gay pride medals for our units and less victories. 

Accept the challenge of chess now!

chess challenges the most brilliant and agressive intellects

  

Why would you call the most lethal, diabolical, brilliant chess player “Bobby”?R. J. Fischer learned chess at age 7 and became obsessed with the attractions of this “game” that captured his mind and devotion.  His mom was worried that his life was so absorbed in chess.  However, the chess clubs in Brooklyn and Manhattan unleashed his inner flame and inspiration.  At 13 he was beating the top players of the chess world in his relentless quest for supremacy. 

As much as I love chess, I could not appreciate or absorb the genius or understand his approach in sacrifices of material in quest of killing the opposing king.  I will spend some more time studying some of his games to understand what  I can gain.  

The attraction of chess is powerful today, just as in his day.  The beauty of chess is the direct interaction between two players.  You sit across a table looking at someone who plans on killing you as soon as possible.  Your opponent could be a young girl, an old man, or someone who looks like a hoodlum.  The game has no boundaries or barriers to competition.  Russian soldiers, wall street tycoons, and professional athletes play the game.  When you see that smirk or smile after your move, then you begin to sweat wondering what you missed! 

There is no “luck” in chess such as rolling dice in backgammon, or the odds of drawing a card in poker.  All of the pieces rules of movement and the alternate turns to move eliminate “luck”.  The beauty of the game is that your anticipation on what a opponent might make and the opponent wondering how your next move might undermine their attack on you.  Everything is visible on the board, and the secret is in the strategy in your mind on your attack that is invisible. 

You can challenge “Uncle Stosh” on RedHotPawn.com anytime to discover the joys of on line chess playing.

Let’s tax our Senators & Representatives!

Give granny a hug boy!

You can’t tax me! I tax you!

Saint Granny Nancy Pelosi 

wants priests to preach her sermon to allow illegal immigrants to enter our country.  She knows how important cheap slave labor is to the wealthy business owners, big corporate farmers, and the idle rich who need maids and gardeners in San Francisco.  However, Granny Pelosi wants to tax church donations as taxable income.  Pass the plate and pay the tax! 

HEY!  Do you citizens and tax payers see Prez B.O. and all politicians jet setting around the globe to raise money for political war chests?  How much money do you think is spent on jet setting and preparing rubber chicken dinners for these $10,000 a plate fund raisers?  Why are these expenses tax deductible?  Why are the donations exempt from income tax?  Tax political donations now! What about the surplus millions of dollars sitting in political war chests unused?  Why shouldn’t that money be donated to the federal deficit?  We took the $2.5 trillion dollars from the Social Security deposits for the federal spending by Senators and Representatives.  Why not just take the warchest money the same way? 

We want the Senators and Representatives to enjoy the same benefits we as citizens and tax payers have given to us by our government? 

Dave Obey borrowed our Social Security money!

Leaving town without replacing our money he borrowed!

The state of Wisconsin welcomes back to her bosom the incompetent Representative Dave Obey.  Our Social Security deposits over his career in Washington as a Representative have all been replaced with IOU papers approved by Dave Obey.  Thank you for looting our retirement money!

Of course it’s not his fault!  He was just going along with the gang that wanted to take our Social Security deposits for pork barrel projects that are long forgotten, and the money spent long gone.

When can we expect you to replace the $2.5 trillion dollar IOU?  How about donating your retirement income as a start? 

Grandmasters meet in St. Louis at the new club!

2010 US Chess championship match contestant Nakamura

St Louis is now home to 2 grandmasters of chess!  Ben Feingold is residing grandmaster of the new Chess Club and Scholastic Center of St Louis.  Since this is a tournament of grandmaster level, there is no easy win for anybody.  This is some of the best chess competition with players that are the future of chess in the USA!

Hikaru Nakumara has moved to St. Louis and he could surpass the accomplishments of R. J. Fischer in chess.  His youth, his sense of balance, and his infectious enthusiasm for taking on the world’s top players is the embodiment of what our country desires.  We love someone with drive, ambition, and who still loves to live a life! 

I look forward to visiting this club and playing a few games.  Meanwhile I will content myself to visit their website and follow the tournament games.  This is great fun, and great news for our country that we have a home for students to learn chess, and adults can be mentors while demonstrating their powers.

Who got a secret? Prez B.O. do!

Is everybody happy with the economy, unemployment, and my golf score?

  

It’s great to run a business without a budget, and whenever you need more money, then you just charge more!  This is the enlightened method of managing the USA according to Prez. B.O. who laughs at the petty minds that need accounting and budgets!  When our Prez discovers he needs more money (how does he know without a budget?) he starts a debt commission to explain to our brilliant Prez why he is out of our money.  The answer is to take more of our money, of course!  

We deserve to know if our government plans on pretending to have a budget.  Then Prez  can blame his commission when he raises taxes, and spends more money on Greece, census training after the census is over, and sending his wife all over the globe so he can eat pizza and play golf with the guys.   I predict a television blackout all through November so the general population won’t know who get elected.  The Prez will pretened the election was a mandate to spend more, tax more, and travel more.So the secret is nobody knows what they are spending, and what is the promised accounting for every dollar of the trillions wasted (invested) that haven’t added any jobs!

I smell a rat! Prez B.O. handles flies but not rats!

The sequel to BEN now at the White House

Cisco Kid the Mexican role model we admire

  

You dirty rat! Who moved my cheese?

Rats have been known to leave a sinking ship!  President can’t even keep rats at the White House lately, besides Granny Pelosi and Highroller Reid.  Prez B.O.  makes history as 1st President that bored rat during his speech.  However, the press has to stay to get their cheese after.      

 

Nobody knows if this was an illegal immigrant rat, or just a Chicago rat that traveled with Prez B.O. to our people’s house.  Restaurant inspectors keep a dead rat in their car trunk to get payoff money from restaurants.  Prez. B.O. had the Mexican President dancing on his sombrero over Arizona daring to bar illegal immigrants!  The President had his hispanic members of the executive branch on board.  Wait a minute, Prez does not have even illegal immigrants around?  Why can’t he even keep a token Mexican around for show?

 

I loved the Cisco Kid with his sidekick Pancho.  They were awesome cowboys.  You have to admire their style!  They had class and their outfits were amazing.  Cisco and Poncho  shoot  rats, instead of talking rats to death.  Cisco Kid would whip those drug gun slingers, and be a better neighbor.  Where is our John Wayne when we need him?  Instead we got a city slicker that can’t shoot straight.   Prez B.O. gang can’t shoot straight, or even tell it straight.

 

Problem with rats, is that they are never alone.  More company is around the White House.  Maybe we can get the rats out by talking them to death.  PETA and Green Peace will petition to let the rats roam free in the socialist paradise for parasites in the people’s house.

 

     

Budget for USA? Prez B.O. don’t need no stinking budget!

Benito and Adolph enjoy Iran and North Korea pushing USA around.

  

Our commercial news media has not mentioned this, so figured a hobo might tell you.  Our President couldn’t figure out a budget for 2010.  So, we’re just going around shopping and spending with no budget.  If GM were grilled and humiliated for waste, stupid ideas, and not enough campaign donations to the Democrats, then how come our Chief Executive of our country can’t be asked “Where is our budget?”  

He’s been very busy worrying about Arizona, and telling our soldiers how to be soldiers in combat with gay pride medals and issuing no “don’t shoot” medals.  It seems jobs, our floundering economy, and no federal budget should reassure our citizens of the states with budgets that it’s all okey now.  B.O. will just print more money, and apologize more to China so they buy more of our money.  

Anyway, the President may want to start packing and planning his transition to retirement.  The November elections will bring in elected officials who will want a budget, and an accounting of the trillions of dollars spent on………?  VP Biden was supposed to give us an accounting of every dollar spent.  Sure!  Maybe President can get his czar staff to leave town, that would save us a couple billion dollars anyway.They are passing a new law to protect us citizens against fiscal fraud (stealing our money).  That’s great!  Does it apply to our President who doesn’t even tell us how much he is spending of our money?  That’s stealing our money and the new law should apply to him, too!

We have to help ourselves now! OIL leak plan of Prez B.O. is BP?

Good old days before B.O. took over as President of commissions

BP oil plan of action is to blame BP more and wait for BP?

  

Getting tired of people telling us how essential government is in helping us wake up, breathe, and get dressed every morning.  I respect and support my local police , fire department, and EMT becasue they do save lives and protect.  I respect and support my FBI, Secret Service and federal armed forces because they support and protect us from enemies that take united resources.    

Social Security benefits are now subject to change without notice.  Healthcare services are now subject to change without notice.  Regulation of workplace safety seems to be working great for coal miners, oil rig workers, and slave illegal immigrant factories in our country.  Regulations on offshore drilling safety seem to be an area government should protect us, but don’t seem they are too involved in any solutions right now.    

If BP cannot fix or solve the immediate problem, what are the alternatives?  How about inviting Shell, Conoco, Schlumberger, and the top mechanical engineering firms to brainstorm meaningful solutions.  Oh yeah, let’s pollute the ocean with banned chemicals so the oil don’t float on top.  That’s a great help from BP.  Where is our own Department of Natural Resources to stop cures that will kill us worse than the problem?  The winner of the solution gets the oilfield since BP can’t handle it.  How about them apples you dense, pencial pushing, ipod idiots in the White House?  President’s crew telling the media that “We were on it day one!”  Well what day is this, and what are you on?    

Little Sarah Palin knew how to handle the big oils guys, and that meant not being bought by their money.  Did Prez B.O. get a lot from BP for his plan of inaction?  What if Russia or China attacked us?  Man this president knows how to hold meetings and talk tough. BULLETIN:   Everything is okey!  We are flying senators and congress folk over the spill site.  President announced A SPECIAL COMMISSION!  It will be have all kinds of experts on something to do nothing.

Governor not waiting to save Gulf!

Fighting to save his state from federal killing the gulf policy

It is pretty clear that our executive branch in Washington D.C. has no clue what to do about oil leak.  Louisianna Governor Bobby Jindal is taking steps to save his state.  President has planes for sightseeing trips over Gulf, and has started a commission to investigate why he’s doing nothing.  The Governor is not waiting.  An executive is supposed to take action to protect his people.  A college proffesor holds symposiums, lectures, and blames people for his doing nothing.

They are moving earth to save their land.  The bulldozers and heavy equipment are building barriers against the flood of oil. President has contaminated water from chemicals poured into the Gulf with no regard to killing marine life.

Queer priority for military?

North Korea has been shooting first asking later for permission.

Never mind that North Korea may ignite a Korean War.  Prez B.O. has priority to have gay pride  troops with really beautiful dress uniforms!  However, with a few battle zones and a potential war or two beginning, the fashion designers will have to wait for the gay pride uniform.

We salute our commander in chief for his putting a priority that the military chiefs don’t want.  So we will prohibit smoking, promote sexual diversity, and hand out medals for not shooting when under fire in battle.  A lot of purple hearts and purple leotards will be in the our new military of Prez B.O. executive order.  We applaud him taking action without a commission, committee, or a 3000 page bill.  This is progress? 

Courage, patriotism, and a warrior spirit needs to be nurtured.  But after a few 3 hour pep talks to military audiences by Prez B.O. will let them get some well deserved sleep before combat.

Just plug it! Right on Prez B.O.!

Plug the hole, I'm on vacation!

It seems our brightest and most international president told his staff the solution to the Gulf oil leak.  “Plug the hole!”  Man why didn’t anyone think of that?  What about world peace?  “Stop fighting you morons!”  B.O. has all the answers, and we are so lucky that  he’s our fearless leader.

He is so involved in this national emergency, that he takes a detour on Friday from his holiday vacation.  He will visit Louisianna so the new media can take pictures of him consoling the people devestated by his inept bumbling.  Then he will proceed to enjoy his holiday.

Incidentally, Memorial Day is a solemn holiday to recognize and honor the memory of our military sacrifice to defend our freedom.  As we witness the incompetence of our current fearless leader, and the bizarre response to a national emergency, we don’t fee confident.  Will too many of our military be killed in the future due to the helpless response to North Korea, Iran, and terrorist attacks?  Where the hell is our volcanoe Czar since volcanoes kept him from attending a funeral in Poland?

We all know the worst is yet to come courtesy of our fearless leader.

In praise of our military who gave their lives for us

God bless our USA

It is with deep gratitude and prayer I recognize that many gave of their lives so that we could live free now.  The challenges never end to our freedom and we face new adversaries who want to enslave, kill their oppponents, and claim sovereignty by war.  World War II was a major test of us and our allies.  The new adversaries that expand their threats against peaceful and law abiding countries are becoming more agressive in their actions and their rhetoric.

We need to join in our common cause to face down these adversaries now.  I do not want my sons and their friends to pay the ultimate price, for our inept bungling and ignoring of the war that could come soon.  I am proud of my son who is serving, and proud of my son who will serve.  I am proud of my son’s friends who have joined in the cause of freedom.

It is with sadness and regret that I learned that our President’s plans for this weekend, ignore the Arlington Cemetery to see but a few of our sons and daughters who died for liberty.  My son knows some that now rest in that  hallowed ground.  Their families mourn their loss, but love their children who carried freedom’s torch into heaven.  God bless our country, and our patriots who  shout from the mountain tops our defiance against the forces of evil.  I revile and despise those who choose to make our mistakes and failures a burden for our military to attone now.  Our critics have the freedom and security to be critical of those who gave their full measure for our liberties.

This old hobo sheds and a tear, and says a prayer to our fallen sons and daughters.

President B.O. all wet!

Just because I'm all wet, doesn't mean I will shut up!

  

Some people don’t believe in the hand of God, the historic events in the Bible, or their own eyes.  Just consider the calamities and catastrophes that face us since we got B.O. as our fearless leader.    

You can’t count the forest fires and following mud slides of Kalifornia because those folks have the same crises annually.    So consider, the collapse of the financial markets, the earth quakes, the drought of Kalifornia drying out the farmers and vineyards, the BP gulf oil leak, and to top it off the storm that silenced our fearless leader on Memorial Day in Illinois.  The ghost of Lincoln must have been laughing at the spectacle.    

The war drums are beating louder around the world, and we are the last resource of hope and strength for freedom loving people.  Of course, our plan is to stand back and let the world war commence.  Same approach as President Wilson and President Roosevelt.  So President Obama wants to follow their strategy of being dragged kicking and screaming into war after we are attacked.     

Cataclysmic catastrophes of nature are the hand of God sending a message, but the atheists tell us to become pagans.  Do you realize we have a pestilence attacking the USA?  The grasshoppers are devouring crops and over running our country now.  The plague of swine flu did not attack this year, but the confusion and comical organization was worse.  Best of luck folks, we are on our own.  The people of Louisianna can see that for themselves.     

(The dog folks at 75th national Dog Show in Oconomowoc, Wisconsin bagged hundreds of sacks filled with dog hair to suck up oil for the Louisianna folks.  They are shipping this south to get there this week. Everyday folks are doing big and small steps to help.)

Fat Albert loses mojo for Tipper?

Al kisses his future goodbye!

Al “save the polar bears” Gore is a passionate man on the environment gusher of money he’s collecting.  Now Tipper is going to empty his cookie jar of carbon credit billions.  She had to endure his amorous advances on the public stage.  Such public displays remind us to tell them to get a room.  

Anyway, good luck to Tipper getting back in circulation.  Al will need a corset plus top piece and some single scene mentoring from Uncle Stosh.  Some of them hobo ladies have higher standards then polar bear huggers.  He should try the grizzly Adams look and wear plaid shirts.

Granny Pelosi got “the word” STUPID!

You are not worthy to question me!

Just when you think things can’t get worse, the nazi hunter from San Francisco starts babbling about “the word”?  She is happy with “the word” and wants to proclaim from the top of her millionaire condo that she got “the word”!  Is she married?  I don’t know because you never see her husband, which I don’t blame him if there is a husband.  I wouldn’t slap her silly, because she is already silly.  However, she needs some professional help, or at least a good bartender.

It seems there is some mystical connection she has to a power greater than us mere mortals.  She has become a divine messenger from Satan.  If we continue to humor her delusions, she will lead us all into a hell on earth.  She has been doing a pretty good job of making life hell on earth for most of the USA.

She keeps wanting to control the Roman Catholic churches and giving orders to ordained priests to follow her evil biddings.  The remedy is a exorcism of the evil spirit that has possessed her feeble mind by the very priests she pretends are her servants.

As for me, I will keep a crucifix and some holy water handy to protect myself against the forces of Satan that are taking over our country.  The witch trials of Salem don’t seem so crazy now, seeing the most powerful woman in the USA becoming a drooling babbling idiot who wants to give us “the word” of Satan.

I suggest folks seriously read the Bible, because the the dangers we face are bigger than the rantings of a possessed old lady.  The devil is working through weak minds like Pelosi and Reid to confuse and control our country for evil and ruin.  If you want to see the signs; consider current events in the bigger picture;  Suicide bombers, incompetent greedy lazy public servants watching porno movies, coal workers killed by greedy mine operators, oil workers killed by greedy oil operators, our nation’s leaders lying to us on everything they promised they wouldn’t do.

See you in the hobo jungle, where at least we know choose to be free.

Illegal immigrant share the poverty program

Somalia pirates greet all large ships with guns drawn.

  

Somalia militia shoot first ask later

 

Most of the citizens of the USA recognize that we are going broke faster than we can print money.  It is not fair to the illegal immigrants to let them suffer in our poverty and work as indentured servants to our crushing debt.  The humanitarian solution is to promote international understanding through a immigrant exchange program.  This will promote international understanding, and provide humanitarian benefits of financial activity developing new growth.  

The welcome mat is open in Somalia to anyone and everyone.  A lot of USA citizens have been visiting Somalia to participate in bomb building courses, and getting their radical Islam college credits for International Terrorrism.  We can ship illegal immigrants by the millions into Somalia.  This will allow Mexico to broaden their narrow Roman Catholic religious indoctrination into radical Islam revolutionaries. USA can export poverty to a country Somalia,  that can write the book on poverty.   There is a Russian saying that he was so poor, he had an empty bucket with a hole in the bottom.  Somalia don’t even have an empty bucket with a hole in it.  However, illegal immigrant tourism could be a growing part of Somalia’s economy.  We can have Hillary Clinton negotiate a welcome center funded by ACORN in Somalia for the new illegal immigrants adjustment to their new lifestyle of poverty, violence, killing, and no law.  

Why does the USA have to become obligated to handle Mexicans sneaking into our country?  The Chinese illegal immigrants and Cuban illegal immigrants know the thrills of international travel.  Why deny the Mexicans this enriching experience?  Ship them over by freighters to Somalia.  The pirates can hold the rust bucket for ransom, only to discover we wanted them to take over the ship full of a million illegal immigrants.  They got ‘em!   

If President B.O. cannot improve our current immigration process for legal entry, then he should ship out the illegal immigrants who can protest the Somalia government.  Of course there is no foreign government, but maybe Mexico can claim Somalia as a territory by occupation of illegal immigrants!  

Mexico stimulus package by USA!

Enjoy unemployment in Mexico with tequila and drugs!

All of the unemployed citizens in the USA will be required to move to Mexico to continue to collect their unemployment.  The illegal immigrants from Mexico will live in the vacated homes of the unemployed.  This will reduce the number of unemployed in the USA, and it will improve the economy of Mexico.

ACORN can coordinate community transition teams to Mexico for the USA exported to that country.  Once their unemployment runs out, they can illegally enter the USA, because they can’t return legally without a job.  However, illegal immigrants can continue to come into the USA unemployed to use our social welfare benefits.

President B.O. is focused like a laser since his jobs commission produced no jobs, no ideas, and nothing.  However, he did spend a couple trillion dollars somewhere we can’t see.

Witches in Washington D.C.!

Wicked witch of anti semitism

  

A big mouth with no brains

 

These are scary times, and it’s not even Haloween!  If you see this photo of Helen Thomas, then you would give thanks to the Almighty that you don’t have to see this face every day.  

Helen never let an opportunity go by to make a complete mockery of journalism.  She was  a bitter shrew that wanted the world to dance to her tone deaf tune.  She should team up with Dan Rather and reminisce on their glorious achievements in journalism.  Can’t think of anything noteworthy.  

She did have a memorable weekend entertaining the Kaiser during WWI.  Anyway, she could become assistant to Robert Gibbs.One final parting suggestion; “Lose the red lipstick.  You look like a hooker!”  

Brer Rabbit stays away from oil spill!

the tarbaby in the Gulf of Mexico is growing bigger

  

Brer Rabbit got into a fix fighting the tarbaby!  He almost got skinned and cooked during that caper.  Let me suggest that anybody who thinks they can jump into the oil leak mess and come out a hero, will be more like Brer Rabbit yelling to get me out of here!  

Brer Rabbit was yelling and fussing at the tarbaby, with kicking and punching.  All to no avail, because the tarbaby was inanimate and a deadly trap.  Please consider our politicians and social critics jumping into this crisis for gaining stature, money, power, or publicity.  None of the above is coming from the tarbaby.  

The oil must be stopped.  How many people can collect little globs of oil from 10,000,000 barrels?  Just think about it.  We need to try to clean it up, but it exceeds our capacity to keep up with rate of oil leaking.  Unless we find a way to plug the leak, we are fighting millions of tarbabies!Prez B.O. assures everyone and anyone that “Don’t worry, BP will pay!”  I been to plenty of bars that have the sign “Free beer tomorrow”.  When BP don’t pay, this empty promise of B.O. won’t replace the broken hearts, bankrupt fishermen, and ruined lives.  The tarbaby won’t pay anybody.  Prez B.O. likes talk tough long distance, but not face to face, toe to toe.  At least brer rabbit was fighting the tarbaby.  Prez B.O. is talking to it, and no answer coming.  

How come the federal agencies that are to test, approve each step of every oil drilling don’t have the lazy incompetent workers fired?  Somebody signed off on this mess at many stages that did not meet full specifications through exceptions and exemptions!  Why and how do these folks have the authority to wield more power on specifications than the actual legal requirements?  Why and how can managers approve and let these staff people make decisions to allow drilling that now is killing the Gulf of Mexico.  Government jobs are great for the idiots that let the drilling by BP have exceptions and exemptions to specifications designed to protect us from what did happen by their lax enforcement.

Line up to kick his ass!

The American way!

Who do I kick in the ass?

 

Now we are getting somewhere!  Prez B.O. has been going to a lot of meetings for the sole purpose of revenge.  He don’t know right now who gets his ass kicked.  He’s looking to find out.Or did he say “kiss his ass”?  My hearing isn’t that good.  Congressman Barney Frank may be the man for that job.  He vowed to leave no man’s behind!  

Why don’t he start looking right around his office?  And why is kicking someone in the ass sound like his style?  How about stabbing them in the back?  Cowards refuse to face their problem head on.  They prefer to kick them from behind in the ass, or stab them in the back.  Or in this case, not even talk to the BP chief executive?  Notice that Prez B.O. has never talked directly to Putin?  Notice that Prez B.O. has never talked directly to anything that is a serious problem?  

Even the governor of Arizona meets with the Prez, and he tells here his staff will work things out.  They are sitting there with all of their folks.  What’s the reason to say, I see you but I can’t tell you what I want to do to you?  I’ll let my staff tell you what a jerk I think you are.  

I rather see my leader get a bloody nose fighting, then hiding in his office yelling threats that I’m going to kick your ass!  Everybody is quaking in their boots at his threats.  

Hobo alert to clear out of Gulf area!

Idiot actor selling a vacuum cleaner for an oil leak

  

Leaving Louisianna

 

It is with regret that I alert all hobo travelers that it is time to leave the Gulf area.  We have to consider the impossible now.  Mother Nature may have a nasty surprise for us mere mortals.  The power of the Almighty might not listen to Nancy Pelosi bossing the clergy around to suit her nonsense.  The oil leak may unleash destruction beyond the contamination by oil.  

Our hobo research team has been limited since they can’t swim deep enough to be allowed out of a wading pool.  The government folks are in their hotel rooms watching porno movies, and the President is busy telling anybody who listens that he is mad.  Anyhow, the oil is escaping on it’s own force from the depths of the earth at a high temperature at it’s source.  The crushing weight of the ocean water is cooling the oil, but not stopping it.   

It is not too likely that drilling a hole  miles below will find the mark to intercept the oil gushing from a pipe under 2 feet in diameter a mile under the ocean, deep underground.  I don’t have any ideas, and neither does our fearless leader.  I did like Kevin Kostner’s vacuum cleaner that can handle a bucket of water daily.  That will only take 1000 years to work.  He’s the dumbest self promoter, but then he’s an actor so that is what to expect.  Sure he spent way too much of his money on that vacum cleaner.  

Hello, why am I calling you?

NO!

  

David, can I kick someone in the ass?

 

Our President is a man of action and decisive publicity campaigns.  The people in the Gulf of Mexico have figured out by now that they are on their own.  People in Alabama didn’t wait for the blessings of the federal government to blockade floating oil with barges.  Our fearless leader wants to kick some ass?  Right!The new Prime Minister of Britain David Cameron had to take our President’s phone call.  This political role playing by our fearless leader must be viewed with some amusement by the leaders of the world.   The Katrina response was well organized compared to this crew. 

Glad the president is enjoying private million dollar concerts, taking kids to soccer matches, and chatting nonsense with real government leaders.  He is pretending to lead our country.  However, the problems are real, not pretend.  After spending trillions of dollars, he thinks 50 billion dollars for economic stimulus will do something he couldn’t with trillions?  Right!  

These 2 are available! More Gore booty shaking!

So long suckers!

The kiss off!

Former inventor of the internet, global crisis huckster, and failed politician Al “biscuit boy” Gore is now footloose and single!  Tipper is stepping out to take on the world as a free woman!  She will suffer the inconvenience of hauling millions of dollars with her from ex-hubby.

Does Tipper really care, that more polar bears were endangered because Al was distracted by this divorce?  Does Tipper fear the hip-hop fanatics who blame her for the Parents Music Resource Center designed to protect our children from profanity and anarchy?  Will PETA now abduct Al to a vegan commune?  Will Tipper be on Dancing with the Stars?

We invite Tipper to the hobo jungle for some Mulligan stew and hobo poetry.  She may not like how we smell, but she did a great service to shut up the most boring simple minded twit ever to be allowed to be Vice President.

Where is VP Joe Biden? Nation demands answers!

I need to change my shorts!

Why is the brightest and most eloquent “big f—ing deal” being hidden from us?  Can’t Joe Biden be assigned Gulf of Mexico duty?  The nation needs a little comic relief.  VP Biden must be busy tracking down the trillions of dollars he wouldn’t waste.  So far he got a couple hundred accounted for.  Keep up the good work Joe!

Joe may want to call Sarah Palin on how to handle the oil industry big wheels.  She wasn’t afraid to kick them where it hurts, not in the ass.  She stopped them oil companies treating Alaska like their private playground.  Sarah fought for her citizens.  Joe is missing in action! 

Someone pay the ransom!  We need Joe!  Where’s Joe?

We want Joe!

Follow the money! Who is getting rich off Gulf of Mexico?

What me worry?

  

Easy come, not so easy to go

 

Is it possible that some of the inner sanctum of our Chicago Mob in the White House are making a buck off our crisis?  Do people in Wisconsin like cheese?  How about explaining who is making money off this crisis?  How about the stock market, and what friends or relatives have been short selling BP, RIG, HAL and related stocks since they knew of the witch hunt and suspension of drilling?  Insider information and lying about it got Martha Stewart to spend a little time in a concrete box.  

“Show me the money!”  Let me guess about this escrow account. B.O. is demanding for BP to deposit tons of cash into the safe keeping of the federal government.  If we let the white house hold a few trillion dollars for you, then don’t count on thm dollars staying put. (Our social security deposits of $2.5 trillion are replaced by IOU markers, and gee it seems social security is short of funds when we need it now!)  BP is better off leaving the escrow money in England, where it is safe from our politicians grubby fingers.  

The most ethical executive ever can tell us Tuesday on what he’s done for us or to us on this oil leak.  

Achtung! More taxes won’t stop oil leak!

Give me more money by more taxes!

We don’t want help from Norway or England on the oil leak.  President B.O. has 30,000 people wandering around Gulf of Mexico from his federal executive action plan.  He is going to send in National Guard too!  So what?  It took 57 days to tell us nothing!  

Why does the President want another pot of money under his control?  Has anyone seen him do a great job on car incentive money?  Has anyone seen him do a great job explaining on the trillions spent on public projects?  What and where are these projects?  VP Biden was supposed to explain how this money been used.  Okey, how was it used?   

This problem could go on for years per B.O. and he knows he will be out by 2012, so long suckers!  The solution is he wants more taxes now!  Great solution to what?  He was a little vague on benefits and what protects us from another oil leak?  Stop drilling does what?  People lose jobs, oil industry moves to other countries, and B.O. has done this to help us?  Don’t help us!  

That speech didn’t tell us anything.  Hope his golf game gets better.  He sucks at golf, and no comment on his job as president.  BP has to wonder if giving the Chicago Democrat Mob 25 billion extortion money is worth it.  Representative Kagen is the stooge setting this figure.  How does he know anything about oil?  He can’t find his dipstick, and he is a boob in congress promising to improve our energy independence.  Like all of congress, he wants more money and waste, so he can promise more and deliver less!  

Prez B.O.  did promise people in Gulf of Mexico that life will be better than before!  When is this coming?  Not in our lifetime from the way he has screwed up our world.

What we need is a vacation from our President!

Tip of my hat to master of mayhem!

Print me more money! We’re broke!

  

Our President went to Ohio because he could find 20 guys working on a road project that cost us a couple of trillion dollars.  It would be nice to think we’re not out of our  money already, but he wants more money to spend.  What did we get for a couple trillion dollars?  We know we got a road project in Ohio!  

Anyway, I got B.O. fatigue.  Suggest our President take a nap, take another vacation, and golf more.  Our country does a lot better when he doesn’t help us.  Maybe he can go around the world to apologize some more on what bad stuff we did before he became our fealress leader.Like Lou Costello, “I was a very bad boy!”  I loved Lou Costello, and wish we had someone that could replace his magic touch that lifted a lot of weary hearts.  

Our treasury can create a lot of money.  It can’t create value.  We as citizens of this country create value.  The money waster in D.C. can’t create a private economy job, and our treasury wants money from the private economy.  They are doing a great job of ensuring we won’t have many jobs for Christmas 2010.  My Christmas present will arrive in November when America changes the crew in congress and senate.  President will find some new faces.

“One of these days! Pow, to the moon!”

One of these days! Pow, to the moon!

Our fearless leader had a few comments during the update on the Gulf of Mexico leak.  The one that struck me as kind of funny was his reference “If we can get a man to moon!”  How does that mean anything today?  We been to the moon about 40 years ago!  Man that is really old news.  By the way, we can’t get anywhere because Prez B.O. decided to let us use Russian space travel.  Yeah, it’s too much work for us to go in space now.  Guess Prez. B.O. didn’t hire a space czar.  He only does stuff he hires a czar to do the work for him.

 

Anyhow, Ralph the busdriver hothead husband from the honeymooners had a better line.  “One of these days, Alice!  One of these days…..Pow, to the moon!”  He was threatening to smack her so hard, she would be in outer space.  Everybody laughed, because most married folks been there, and could laugh at it.  Nowadays, nobody laughs at anything. Kids  only laugh when seeing movies on tormenting or torturing somebody.  We are much more enlightened now.  That’s why nobody laughs anymore.

 

Green energy included trolley cars and buses.  Ralph was a green energy hero!  I always used city trolleys and buses, trains, subways, elevated trains, and greyhound buses.  Why don’t the Prez. talk about improving public transportation across our country?  That would save fuel, and save people money on buying cars they can’t park or afford in crowded cities.

 

But it seems funny talking to kids today “if we can get a man to the moon!”  He is tearing the most sophisticated space program to shreds.  Our fearless leader B.O. is talking fairy tales to kids who know we will never travel in space anymore.  The president wants us to turn out the lights, and go back to our caves like the good old days.  He won’t even replace the space shuttle that was flying when he was raising hell in Chicago politics with the Democrat mob. So we pay Russia to give us a ride in space, since we spent our trillions on something else.  Oh, fly me to moon, and let me play among the stars!  I liked that song, it was corny but we weren’t that smart when we went to the moon.  We’re much smarter now, when we talk how we can do anything since we went to the moon.  Wish the president would do something, besides make me tired of his speeches.

 

 

President B.O. appoints golf czar!

Look at me golf! I'm awesome as President!

How sweet it is!

Finally, our President will get help on his biggest problem!  His golf game sucks.  Who the hell wears shorts playing golf?  Old white guys with boney knees and droopy socks wear shorts in Florida.

In addition to our 33 cazrs, we have added finally, a golf czar!  The great one will be helping B.O., the late lamented Jackie Gleason.  If you put his name on the Czar list, nobody would even blink or notice.  If all of his current czars dropped dead, would anybody know?

Richard Holbrooke of Afghanistan, Jeff Crowley of AIDS, Ed Montgomery of Auto Recovery, Alan Bersin of Border, Ron Bloom of Car, Dennis Ross of Central Region, Lynn Rosenthal of Domestic Violence, Gil Kerlikowske, Paul Volcker of Economy, Carol Browner of Energy & Enviornment, Joshua BuBois of Faith, Cameron Davis of Great Lakes, dearly departed Van Jones of Green Jobs, Daniel Fried of Guantanemo, Nancy DeParle of Health, Vivek Kundra of Information, Todd Stern of International Climate, George Mitchell of Mideast Peace, Ken Feinberg of Pay, John Holdren of Science, Earl Devaney of Stimulus, Scott Gration of Sudan, Herb Allison of TARP, John Brennan of Terrorism, Anesh Chopra of Technology, Adolfo Carrion of Urban Affairs, Ashton Carter of Weapons, Gary Samore of WMD, Dave Hayes of Ca. Water, and last but not least Todd Stern of Climate would welcome Jackie Gleason who is without a doubt “the great one” who was famous for telling us “and away we go!”  Of cousre the Gulf of Mexico has a new czar but he’s not invited to golf with Prez B.O.?

Uncle Stosh selects Czars for Hobo Party!

Hey, on you it looks good!

  

Golf can make you nuts!

 

That’s music to our ears? No way!

 

Watchdogs protect us now!

 

If you like the idea of finding someone that can make us laugh when we want to cry, then you belong in the hobo party.  Hollywood doesn’t know how to give us a good laugh these days.  We have to go back to our past to get ahead. 

 

Sometimes it takes a little crazy fun to let us forget how we are going from bad to worse!  If I hear the President promise more stuff while digging his hand into our pockets, then I salute our commercial public media for hanging out with the political thieves, thugs, and liars for the truth.  If you go to Washington D.C. to get the truth, then the next stop is the hobo jungle to see the future of our country.

 

Uncle Stosh can no longer wait for the President to appoint him as Hobo Czar.  We are forming our own government for hobo population.  All of these folks are the brain trust of the hobo nation. 

 

None of us have been invited to the President private multi million dollar concerts he holds for his entertainment. None of us have been invited to golf with him.  (Thank you for not inviting us!  You suck at golf, and are boring as hell.)

Who's on first? Exactly! Who's on first? Right!

  

Have another beer on me!

 

Why do we forget about the greatest talent in our country?  Now more than ever, we need to use the best minds of mayhem! 

After a great deal of deliberation, the unemployed hobo population can feel confident now!  We know that the President B.O. did not select a Hobo Czar.  There are now more unemployed and more hobo population than in the little Depression of 1929.  The new and improved Depression of B.O. needs leadership now! 

Stosh’s appointments are well known, and won’t cost a nickle to the public.  Welcome them, and know that now you can go to these czars at anytime you want using on demand video.  

President B.O. stopped golfing!

4 star general interferes with golf and travel of B.O.

General Stanley McChrystal has our President mad!  Our troops appreciate the personal interest of our fearless leader.  He interrupted his golfing, baseball games, private concerts, and watching guys work for a trillion dollars of our money.  Yes, he thinks our war effort is so important, he is going to talk directly to the General!

Vice President Biden will take personal command of the war effort, and that will motivate our troops!  The war will be wrapped up quick so they don’t get killed listening to the windbag give tips on winning his war.

They have a great golf course on some of our military bases.  Perhaps B.O. will meet over a round of golf on an army base?  Goodbye General, we welcome you to our hobo nation!  You don’t fit in the Chicago Democrat Mob group.  Consider yourself lucky to be out of that crowd.    We welcome VP Biden to the front line of fighting for our country.  He can stop being the President’s caddy, and laughing at all his jokes.

Senator Byrd ditches Prez B.O.

Take a drag

The lion of the senate

Senator Robert Byrd has left Prez. B.O. to consider a euology appropriate on the former KKK member.  Senator Byrd has not been doing his job for a long time, but true to political strategy, he has been counted as present to retain his seniority to hold powerful positions.  Nobody knows who or what chose to cast votes for his mind weakend by disease and age. 

B.O. will try to shed a tear and be all mournful.  However, in his day Byrd was a lion for the tradition and principles of an independent Senate instead of the lapdog of Harry Reid.  He challenged presidents and common sense in his rants and attacks.  Don’t know if his life amounted to much accomplished, but he sure stuck around a long time.   B.O. won’t have the claim of long years of service as the 2012 election will let him go to Chicago.  He can’t even sell his seat for President! 

Senators Byrd and Kennedy have a special section so as to avoid disturbing the eternal tranquility of our waiting heavenly reward.  Unless he’s in a hotter place with Ted?

Prez B.O. made us hobo trillionaires!

Give me a marker for 13 trillion! I'm good for it!

  

What the hell is a trillionaire?

 

I never expected to become a trillionaire!  Our Representatives in Congress are so busy passing laws they don’t read, and losing moeny they don’t have, that we have all become trillionaires!  

It is a time of great pride that we are so poor, that we have to be trillionaires to pay off our debt!  I shouldn’t say “our” debt, because you and me did not put pressure on congress to sink our country.  V.P. Joe “bilgemouth” Biden calls anyone a “smartass” that asks to help lower our taxes.  Prez. B.O. has just told us our taxes are lower, because he claims it to be so!   

Our fearless leader was surprised nobody believes his B.O. B.S. at the G20 summit of world leaders on finance.  They said go ahead, you’re on your own highway to hell.  Prez. B.O. got his foot pushed to the floor wasting more money, then a highschool kid in a corvette on a Friday night!  

We only need a few trillion to keep the lights on at the White House.  The President has so many czars on salary, we can’t even know if anyone does any work around Prez. B.O.!  I tell you a trillion is  “a big f—ing deal” to quote V.P. ”bilgemouth”!  Yes, we are now trillionaires!  

4th of July is time to party USA!

We need more government taxes and forms!

  

4th of July, 2010

 

Us poor folk, hobo travelers and unemployed will celebrate the USA Independence Day!  We only hope to become indepenedt of all the taxes, rules, guidelines, and government forms to live in this land of the free and home of the brave.   

I will fire off some fire crackers, smoke a cigar, drink some beer, and proudly fly old glory. This country produced Hart Crane, Wallace Beery, John Wayne, Elvis Presley, and Marilyn Monroe.  Vavavoom!  

This is the greatest country on earth.  Too bad our team in Washington D.C. wants us to play to a tie, instead of playing to win.  We don’t deserve to be the best, that would not be globally correct?  I love German beer, Chinese fire works, Italian wine, Russian caviar, French Champagne, and Portugese Port.  They each have pride in their specialty.  There is no harm in being the best, and enjoying the best things in life.  

God bless us poor unemployed hobo folk and our country.  We love the USA, and are waiting us to be USA again.  

The B.O. new idea is an old Chicago scam!

Ponzi scheme of President B.O. costs us 13 trillion dollars!

It seems our new President thinks he has some new ideas?  Don’t know what these ideas are.  He wants to spend more money from the few workers, to set up a bigger government to tell us workers how to live, eat, sleep, believe, and vote.  He wants to buy votes by promising what he don’t got.  He promises more of our money and spends it before he even got it?!  I think Bernie Madoff got life in prison for promising stuff he couldn’t deliver on money he didn’t have.

Anyway, these dumb old Republicans are standing in the way of his big ideas!  What’s the big idea?  I know he likes signing 2500 page bills nobody can read or understand.  Congress don’t even read what they are voting on written by lobbyists who meet with the President’s staff off property so it’s not an official recorded meeting.  See the term lobbyist meant, meet me at my hotel for drinks, cigars, and bribes to get some stuff put into law.  I think we should write a 20,000 page law next!  That’s progress, that’s new scams dressed up like new ideas!

How can he have so many new ideas so fast?  B.O. must be brilliant!  Maybe, he can have congress set a budget for 2010 before it becomes 2011?  It’s too hard to keep up with his ideas and changing budgets.  That’s how the corporate thiefs kept shareholders in the dark by constantly moving money by adding new companies and closing old companies so the money couldn’t be followed.  We lost a couple trillion somewhere between Chicago and Fort Knox!

Kick the can? Kick the can?

Honor and decency are the tradition of hispanics we support.

Power used for control is tyranny. Power used to enable citizens is good.

What has happened to our country?  Our President compares ignoring immigration legislation to kicking a can?  What does that even mean?  First of all, can you even find a can in the road?  Most old people are so poor, every can is quickly snatched up for recycling pennies.  Lot’s of luck finding a can to kick.

What is the immigration legislation?  The President doesn’t even say what his plan will be?  We know he doesn’t like the way it is, and he doesn’t like what the people want!  Maybe, just maybe he can actually say something that is a fact, instead telling us about “man on the moon” or kicking a can”?  Immigration reform must be a 7,500 page document nobody read yet, or even knows what taxes are hidden in the bill.  How about a bon fire of all the bills he signed this year?  That would be bigger than the annual Kalifornia wildfires, since they never clear scrub brush and runt trees that feed the annual forest fires.

It might seem too simple, but that’s how I am.  Do we want drug peddlers with guns walking into our country to distribute drugs through teen aged high school gangs with thousands of dollars and guns?  Or do we want hard working people who want to improve their lives, and work legally in the USA?  Why don’t we make it easier for the hard working folks get permits to walk in, instead of sneaking in?   That seems pretty simple choice.  Arrest the illegal immigrant organized crime guys if they are from South America or Mexico, or Italy, or Russia.  Give work permits to folks who want to work here and make money.

“new ideas” lead to war

Let's conquer some more countries and steal their wealth!

I don’t know which end is up, and we forgot what you want.

 

All of the wars across the centuries share a common cause.  Money in gold, money, or property was the tangible cause of war.  Governments are fed by money through taxes or outright thteft of property. If a government starts spending more than they have, then they eventually go to war to get more money.  

We went to war to keep our money from England’s onerous taxes.  Hitler’s plan was for Germany invading countires to take money for the government, because the economy was in dire straits with no employment gains and no consumers spending to grow the economy.  However, he did build up his military and he did engage in active spying before invading to make sure USA wouldn’t defend the over run countries.  The “new ideas” of our President to avoid the failed ideas of the past make me laugh.  Presidents Wilson and Roosevelt wanted to avoid war at all costs with their “new ideas”.  The agressive conquests to enrich the government coffers of the attacking countries made a mockery of avoiding war.  

If a country has a strong military, and has a weak government treasury, then you have war.  That is obvious, true, and a fact of human nature.  I hope our folks in Washington D.C. are as dumb as this hobo to see the obvious.  War is coming, because the world is poor.  The world governments will go to war to fight for money.  Our idealistic simple minded professor types don’t understand that if you got angry, poor, hungry people, then you go to war to get more money.  You throw a few crumbs to the people, but the government takes most of the conquered treasure.  

Based on current events, we have a world war coming soon.  Follow the money.  We need a war time secretary of state, not a political hack like Clinton visiting women’s rights ceremonies in Timbuktu.  We need a war time President like Truman who was a simple man on a mission to win.  We also need to know that rationing, sacrifice, and industrial production for war are inevitable now.  We wasted 12 trillion dollars, and we don’t know how to even make 20,000 jobs in one month?  Golly, we got some great leaders stumbling into war.

The Utopian Society in Grand Chute Wisconsin

Mao with street fighter Robert Williams start a revolution

  

Once upon a time, the people of the USA trusted our government.  The parents of John Birch tried to find the truth on their son’s death  during WWII. The government that is to serve and protect the citizens of the USA saw fit to bury the investigation and block access to the truth.  The truth that one of our allies China, saw fit to be an ally as an expedient means to further their own communist goals.  The communists hate our country core values, and the citizens who are patriots.  However, our old fashioned ideals were seen out of date back in the 1950′s, and  why the heck do we still have citizens who believe in the founding principles today?           

Yes, the brilliant and dreamers of “new ideas” see the history and struggles of our country with disdain and ridicule.  Country bumpkins and simple minded blue collar people don’t merit the same rights as the enlightened and self appointed elite in the USA.  Does it seem possible that we still have government officials who choose to ignore the truth to be expedient?         

Robert Welch honors the memory of John Birch killed by communist  in WWII.

The John Birch Society founded by Robert Welch are continuing the work of the founding fathers, today.  This society is based upon the premise that this republic will repel treasonous insurrection by knowledge.  JBS is in Grand Chute Wisconsin.  China and Russia are both evolving into a less offensive image of communism, but image is not reality.          

Consider how easily citizens can be used by the communists cynically.  Robert Williams sought assylum from US authorities during the turbulent 1960′s.  Chairman Mao said he was sympathetic to Martin Luther King, Jr. but dismissed non-violent protest as weak and ineffective.  Armed insurrection and revolution by Afro-Americans was his counsel to Robert Williams.  Lyndon Baines Johnson as President was cast as keeping the black cause down?  Has any President done more to advance the cause of civil rights, despite Senator Byrd and his Dixie-crats with KKK sympathy blocking efforts.  So Chairman Mao uses social unrest to advance discord and revolution to further weaken the USA.  Consider today with the distractions and divisive tactics in our nation’s capital.  Chairman Mao would be proud.          

Let the witch burnings get lit!

We make money from stupid people!

  

Welcome to the greatest advance in man’s primitive quest for ghouls and goblins.  Our culture is publishing great works of literature on werewolves, vampires, wizards, witches, and of course zombies.  Movies, television programs, plays, musicals, and assorted trinkets to conjure up voodoo protection are all commonplace.  What wonderous  times to witness our decline into the Dark Ages.    

We shake our heads in disbelief on the Salem witch trials and burnings.  We laugh at the cruelty of locking townsfolk in a stock in the town square to be pelted with rocks, rotten vegetables and of of course spit upon!  We are much more intelligent now.     

There are more people shot and killed in Chicago every day of 2010 that far surpasses the Roaring 20′s organized crime sprees?  More children are being killed by sexual predators, who of course are not responsible for their actions.  Mothers take their daughters out of high school to see TWILIGHT vampire movies for teeny boppers swooning over sexual tension with a vampire?  Parents promote Harry Potter as a better alternative then going to church?    

Professor Doom is categorizing hate crimes against lesbian witches, and homosexual wizards.  Doctor Gloom has identified that 25% of adults wear gothic clothes with body piercings do want to become zombies.    

We have more people getting tatoo reminders of who they are, and what they like.  Body piercings are very stylish advances over the primitive natives from centuries ago that stuck a bone through their nose.  We have advanced so far so fast!  What a brave new world!

We need each other more now!

China military buildup to conquer.

Victory for freedom needs all of us to defend our right to live free!

“Don’t stop believing” by Journey is a great song that is still popular today.  Those of us who love our country and our freedom don’t stop believing.  We are smart enough to know when someone is trying to buy us with our children’s money.  I am tired of the whopper lies promised to shove through “new ideas” of lazy incompetent looking for excuses leaders. We live in dangerous times.

 

I reserve the right to defend my home and my family from threats foreign or domestic.  If I lived in Arizona or Texas near the Mexico border, I wouldn’t sleep real well.  Drug gangs deserve the right to walk in shooting to our country? 

 

 If I lived by Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, and Florida and federal officials told me what I can and can’t do to protect my way of life, my response would be up yours!  The citizens of our country are so law abiding and well mannered they take it.  Look at the citizens of Greece rioting over a cut of 5% in government payouts!  How about losing 100% of your income if you work on drilling rig?   We don’t want government hand outs of somebody else’s money.  We want to make our own money.

 

We as citizens understand our duty to preserve and protect our precious heritage of the USA.  The current crew running our country want us to forget the old failed ideas of our past?  Excuse me!  What are the success and triumphs they have in their “new ideas”?  Our people are not stupid.  As in Missouri, “show me”!  Speech fatigue is wearing down my patience.  We want results, not speeches.  Talk is cheap, until we realize it cost us 13 trillions dollars!  It seems the money is gone, and not much to show for it. 

 

The enemies of freedom want what we got, but without us being the way.  War is coming.  Gay pride military units, marching into combat without loaded weapons in Afghanistan, and admiring China because it harbored black militant revolutionaries means nothing to me.  War is coming, and our crew in Washington D.C. is deaf, dumb, and blind to the real threats about to bring us into World War.

“Bite me!” Vampire nonsense in USA?

Bite me? Sure, I'll bite you!

Alright, we been through Star Wars, Rambo, Spaghetti Westerns, and now teen age crushes on vampires?  When teen agers say “Bite me!”, it has a whole new meaning today!  Kids are biting each other and spreading saliva borne bacteria infections and disease, since we are breeding grounds of nasty animal microbes, etc. 

So all I can say to our Washington D.C. leadership is “Bite me!”

Teen agers are teen agers, but it is funny that moms are swooning over 100 year old “teen age” vampire?

It’s a sign wasting your money!

Wasting money we don't have on signs bragging about Stimulus work.

Congress folk are complaining on wasting our money!  That is almost a miracle?  States have very detailed specifications on how the signs should be designed sparing no expense on our tax money being wasted on advertising our President’s gifts to the USA at our cost.  Our President ordered his czars to demand his tens of thousands signs plastered at every little project at $300 a piece.  Of course the states have to spend project money for these signs demanded by the White House.  He wants us to know that he is wasting our money on signs that show he is wasting a lot of our money.  Of course many people will stop to marvel and take pictures of these wonderful signs?  No, don’t think so.     

The one industry that will be growing are the moving companies in November, to move out a lot of congress folk!  Well the other industry really growing are the sign companies telling us President is spending our tax money we didn’t pay yet.  Then the signs are not bio degradable or eco friendly, so they create hazardous waste also!   Probably all them signs should be shipped to President B.O. to his house in Chicago.  Hope he likes the 150,000 signs bragging about the trillion dollars we owe.  Hey if it was his money, he wouldn’t spend a nickle.  But it’s okey to spend our money.    

The other job  to get is sign inspector to check on the millions of dollars wasted, I mean stimulating us. I still can’t believe some folks in congress are actually complaining on wasting tax money on these advertising signs for President B.O.!

President B.O. insists he likes business?

Blowing smoke up our ass?

President B.O. is giving us the business.  He held a lunch meeting with some of the corporate chiefs of the larger companies.  It was not clear if the guests had to pay for the President’s meal, and make any donations.  President reminded everybody how much he has helped the economy, and business owners! 

Our President wants to kick business in the ass, step on their neck, and invite them to inquisitions that are television publicity stunts for Congress to sound tough, look strong, and look out for “the little guy”.  Congress wouldn’t know a little guy, because they kick them out of their way.

What a wonderful world this would be if everything the President said was true!  It’s okey to dream anyway.

More bank robberies then Dillinger gang!

Where's my bullet?

  

Banks don’t need a gun to rob.

 

Bank robberies are running wild across our country!  Most bank robberies take place, when you step foot into a bank!  I don’t have to prove this, because you all know this.   

When you deposit a check, your money is sucked into the bank balance sheet.  However, banks won’t credit your bank account until the next banking day.  So Friday night deposits aren’t there until Monday during work day, maybe.  Some banks might not allow use of funds for 3 banking days.  Of course, the overdraft system is a wonder.  Banks like Associated Bank or Wells Fargo stack up drafts against the account.  So you might have $200 and deposited a check for another $50.  Unfortunately, your deposit wasn’t counted until 3 days go by.   So your first $150 in 6  debit card transactions paid out should be okey.  BUT the bank counts your  2nd day use of debit card  for $100, being paid out at the same time as your other $150 from day before.  So 7 transactions bounce at $35 each, and $7 per day until balance paid.  

You owe $245!  Yes, the entire country has been through this robbery.  Of course people assume the bank would only show balance available before authorizing a debit card can be authorized.  They don’t care, because they love those $35 charges for billions of dollars.  My son was back from Iraq, and somebody stole his card number over the internet.  Over $3,000 was stolen while he was out of state in a couple of transactions.  He found out,and alerted the bank branch.  Associated Bank assured him they were working on it.  Meanwhile, his charges from traveling with buddies in Florida in March were overdrafts.  To the tune of over $500 overdraft fees in one week!  The account was fixed after 7 weeks of delay by bank.  The charges were reduced but not eliminated because of the theft.  The Debit Card originally was a simple clean means to avoid credit card charging you 35% interest.  However, the Debit Card fees are worse.  You don’t have the extra money for the fee, and didn’t expect to get the fees stacked up by the bank holding a group of debits to get more from you.  

The other thievery at banks is for another day.  Telling you the story of my son got me steamed up again!  Dillinger  and Clyde Barrow was popular in the USA because somebody was getting even with the banks, who continue to rob us to the present time.  Dillinger is dead, but bank robberies continue.Hey, almost forgot!  Bank charges $7 for every $35 charge per week.  That is annual rate of 1,000%!?  Wow, makes the 35% credit card interest rate look like a great deal!  So my son had 7 weeks of waiting at $7 per week for 25 overdraft items at $175 per week for the 7 weeks bank wasted on returning stolen money.  

Who will fix this problem? President is too busy!

Mariah and Michelle are taking turns bossing B.O. around!

It’s not my fault you are a bigot to rot in hell!

  

Who is to blame?  Who will be blamed?  The NAACP national meeting had a litany of statistics about Afro Americans.  Okey, not all rednecks, Chinese, Hispanic Americans have the same statistics. in certain parts of our country.  More Chinese died building the railroads during the wild and open days of moving West.  There are a lot of examples of terrible abuse and mistreatment in our history.  THE GRAPES OF WRATH unveiled how the poorest hicks got pushed around in our country, after banks pushed them off their farms and homes.   

Anyway, should a hobo feel guilty if an NBA player gets a 100 million in pay, and a czar of the President only makes 350,000 per year?  Does a hobo discriminate against Afro Americans if they don’t donate to the Black Panthers?  I can’t even donate to myself to take a vacation!  

Thank you Michelle Obama for your list of stuff that you don’t like.  May I share my list?  Nobody cares so I don’t bother listing all the stuff that makes my life miserable.  However, I don’t live with my mother in law, like the hen pecked President.  I got one good thing,  since I won’t wake up to see a mother in law in flip flops, moomoo tent, and hair in curlers in the morning!

Fishermen get less under Prez. B.O. Czar!

If you work to help, then you get less for your losses! I'm here to screw you!

The government guardian of the settlement fund from BP is mkaing sure the government keeps most of the money!  Kenneth Feinberg proclaimed that if you are working for BP in cleaning up the oil mess, then that pay will reduce your setttlement amount!    The logic of this is what you would expect from the government that thinks the setttlment money needs to stay in the government slush fund.  So if you lost $50,000 in shrimp income because of the spill, the government says the use of your boat and your time cleaning up the spill is free!  Do you think anybody will get $50,000?  What are the odds that the government will pay out $25,000?  Half for the government, and half for you is only fair?

Anyway, welcome to seeing our government looking out for us.  Heaven help us!

Feinberg hiding oil slick money!

Who got the money? That's right, who. That's what I asked, Who! Yes, Who got the money.

  

Kenneth Feinberg has made a lot of money on handling settlement money!  Don’t think anyone knows how much money stuck to his fingers out of these settlement funds he distributed.  Who is auditing the BP settlement fund on how it actually is being spent?  I don’t know Kenneth, and I don’t want to know him either.  Would like to know, someone is following his trail of our money.What bank is holding the $20,000,000,000?  Who gets the interest?  Did the bank say thank you with a new car to Ken?    

Like a lot of limelight lawyers, he loves to hear himself talk.  He is working hard for us.  He is working fast for us.  He is deciding what is right for us?  If you shake hands with him, count your fingers, and check your wallet again.  He is slicker than the oil spill, and faster than congress leaving for another vacation break.  

Okey, $20 billion is not a lot of money, the way Prez B.O. throws trillions around. But hey, the people in Louisianna would like to see some of the settlement in their bank account instead of nothing.  The latest money grab by Feinberg is holding back settlement money, if you are getting paid to clean up oil.  So let me see how this works?  A thief stole money from my house.  The thief is paying me with the money he stole from me, to fix the door he busted open on my house.  He don’t have to return the stolen money, because he used my stolen money to pay me to fix my house he wrecked.  That is government budget logic!  No wonder no normal person can understand it.  

Alice in Wonderland is alive in well in Prez. B.O. White House.  Fairy Tales are more fun, then the crew making a mockery of  justice and fair play.  Ken is not as funny as Abbott and Costello, but he makes less sense.   He’s sitting on emergency funds as families are sliding into bankruptcy.

“Half the lies they say about me aren’t true.”

Yogi may not get in the last word, but you are speechless when he says it.

Yogi Berra has my vote for the best speaker on the American scene.  Will Rogers shot more political quips, but nobody can match the roping cowboy to this day.  But Yogi is the greatest.  He’s a little under the weather, so best wishes to Yogi Berra to get better.

“I wish I had an answer to that, because I am tired of answering that question.”  The press secretary for the President could learn from him.  “It’s impossible to get a conversation going.  Everybody is talking too much.”  Amen to that sentiment.  “Nobody goes there anymore.  It’s too crowded.”  Just when you find what’s in, it’s out.

Most sport celebrity quotes are nonsense or boring drivel.  Yogi always had something to say, and you had to wonder what the heck just got said!

Economic recovery plan based on more unemployment benefits!

stimulus plan invests in signs proving money been all spent on signs.

Congratulations to Prez. B.O.!  The answer to our weak economy is to put more unemployment benefits out.  But why restrict this to only those out of a job.  How about those, who never looked for a job but are out of work?  What is wrong with helping those who were white, rich blue  collar union workers?  What is wrong with giving government money to anyone who can prove they never had a job, ever?

After all, it won’t cost us anything!  It’s only money from the government.  (Liberals never explain where the government gets money!)

Those damned Republicans said they want the government to set a budget that shows where the money is accounted!  What the hell, are they nuts!  We don’t make government budgets anymore.  We just keep printing money.  Come on, and quit screwing us citizens, and illegal immigrants.  Give us money!

Thanks to Prez. B.O. for giving away more money.  Does unemployment money, add to my social security benefits in retirement?  Why not?  What the hell is the president thinking?  I get screwed for being unemployed, and don’t get money to retire from my unemployment income?  We need to find somebody who promises that I will never need to work, ever!

President did manage to find 3 unemployed people today to drag into his propaganda message to us poor slobs.  What did it cost to bring these unemployed folks from Martha’s Vineyard resort?

Brokeback Financial Law signed by B.O.!

Checking lefty's penmanship on signing a law on money never read.

BrokeBack boys acknowledge their happy memories!

Today we can wait to find out what 365 regulations will be!  The new Dodd-Frank BrokeBack Bill has left a multitude of regulations yet to be defined by invisible bureaucrats that are not elected officials.  This signed legislation will be seen as too many words and too little action.  By the way, the major source of the financial melt down were the mortgages issued to people who outright lied or were led into lying about their financial ability to own a home.  In either case, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are excluded from the financial legislation!  Could it be the political contribution machine from Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are more important to legislators, then fixed the source of the financial melt down!?

Senator Dodd is retiring.  Thank you Jesus!  Barney Frank can’t stay away from the honey jar, so he’ll be back. 

November will be the best Christmas gift I can ever get.  For now, I can only think of the BrokeBack Bill boys sitting around the camp fire with marshmallows and singing cowboy songs.

A good saloon makes a good town.

Tombstone Saloon gives cowboys a place to wet their whistle.

Fancy New York saloon I got to visit.

 

You can size up a town or a city by the quality of their saloons.  It is a place that friends, enemies, and strangers meet to share in fellowship, local news, and enjoyment of a good drink.  Most important, no one is excluded.  All are welcome.  

The growth of organized crime started with Prohibition.  Blacksmiths became important to farmers for building a still that they forged and built by the village smitty.  One Prohibition era blacksmith got a brown jug from each distiller, and he had shelves in his barn to store over a hundred jugs.  He was very popular.  When towns people brought in farm implements to be repaired, or horses to be shod with horse shoes, it became a social time.  He also provided tooth pulling!  Adults and children with diseased teeth would come in moaning.  He gave the parents a shot from the jug, and yanked with his pliers the offending tooth.  He only worked on sunny days in clear daylight to see the right tooth to yank.  Cloudy days were not for teeth pulling!  The children that had a tooth pulled recieved a iron nail bent into a ring to wear as a sign of pride of their courage!  The adults enjoyed drinking the corn liquor, and didn’t need a trinket!  

It is hard to imagine a town that thrive without a good saloon.  A bad saloon shows trouble and problems in town.  When thieves, thugs, and cheats are holding control of a town, the saloons can be quickly sniffed out as places that stink.  Any town that tolerates a bad saloon means they tolerate the bad characters that make this a bad place.  

 There are more tobacco chewers today, and the prowess of aiming their spittle into a spitoon can become a new olympic sport.  It is disgusting to see the chewers spit into those plastic bottles.  A brass spitoon is functional art.   

Let’s make the past, our future!  Night clubs today are a euphemism for a clip joint.  SupperClubs in Wisconsin were okey, but are fading with the old timers leaving the scene.  A saloon is the future!  Show me a place with a 100 foot long bar, hardboiled eggs, popcorn, and spito0ns.  

Redneck wedding party for Clinton!

Pappy and daughter plan bacholerette party for him.

Slick Willy is squeezing a lot of donors for his daughter getting hitched.  Understand that her future husband comes from a nice family. Marc Mezvinsky will have to adapt to a lot of new traditions.  Celebrating a redneck Christmas is pretty exciting.  No packages have name tags.  You fight everybody to get a package, and most of them have leftovers in them.  Anyway, if you thought selling Presidential pardons was tacky of Clinton before he left the Whitehouse with knickknacks that had to be returned, this takes it to a new level.   

I know he donated underwear he wore to a charity auction and claimed the value at thousands of dollaras for tax deduction.  But come on!  He’s spending a couple million bucks on her wedding.  Right!  When folks come in to find hotdogs, beans, and potatoe salad as their reception dinner, they might figger out they been had.  A half million for flowers?  The neighbors better check their gardens.  He ain’t spending that much for dandelions and such.  

Willy is a country boy from the hills and hollers of Arkansas.  His mom, and whoever his dad was raised him to be a redneck.  He had a lot of uncles visiting his mom growing up.  Willy thought he could play sax, but he enjoyed playing sex more.  Anyhow, expect a lot of paper plates, moonshine, and costume jewelry from KMart at this reception.  I’ld bring my own napkin, since they will have napkins from McDonald’s at the place settings.  

All the best for Chelsea, and hope she enjoys living in their almost new trailer next to the Mississippi River that only floods 2 times a year.  

Hillary didn’t invite Prez B.O. since they knew he wouldn’t bring a gift, and they weren’t serving fried chicken or ribs.  B.O. told the girls on the The View that he didn’t mind.  Of course this meant, B.O. is p.o.ed!  Chelsea would have got last year’s ipod from Prez B.O. as gift!

Marc Mezvinsky invited to hobo jungle!

Some home made pie to go at the hobo jungle feast.

  

Marc it’s not too late.  You and Chelsea can skip the reception, and come to the hobo jungle.  We’ll have more fun. We got a lot of famous politicians and wall street moguls that traded up to become a hobo!    

I don’t want to imagine what family holidays will be like.  They will be exciting!  Hillary smacking Bill with a frying pan when he sneaks into the kitchen to check the stuffing on Thanksgiving.  Bill climbing out of the upstairs bedroom for a midnight visit to a excotic dancer night spot with his roll of dollar bills with his picture on them.    

Hillary will be having a lot of lady visitors at all hours, and strange noises in the bedroom.  Better get a motel and don’t stay with the Clinton’s.    

Hillary wears shower curtain while escorted by someone that looks like her husband.

Don’t know if they will get to smash wine glasses with the Rabbi, or have a hellraising Baptist preacher.  If they have both, it would be awesome!    

The jug will be passed at the hobo jungle in honor of this wedding.  The jug would be passed if there was nobody to honor.  We are drinking to forget the prosperity we are enjoying with Prez B.O. !  We all wish Bill was back in the WhiteHouse, and so does Monica who kept her knee pads handy.    

To represent all interests, an atheist will be present to condemn the wedding ceremony as an insult to atheists.  The Rabbi and the Preacher will pour punch over his head, and kick him where it hurts.    

Happy Days are here again!

Roll out the barrel! We'll have a barrel of fun!

  

What if you found 450 billion dollars!  What if you found a $50 dollar bill?  Man I pick up pennies off the ground. Anyway, the “stimulus” bill that took $850 billion dollars we didn’t have to help us way back in 2008.  Remember that far back?  Hey, Prez B.O. been so busy, they couldn’t spend it all!  Hey, it’s 2010 and after 2 years, maybe we should put that money back into our Treasury?  They sure ain’t giving it to us with new bridges, roads, or canals we need across the country. Czar Feinberg ain’t spending anything of the $20 billion dollars of BP for Gulf of Mexico troubles.  Take it away from him before it disappears!   I don’t trust Feinberg, and I don’t trust this crew with a nickle. 

As a hobo, I am proud to remind the nation that Burlington Railroad, & Pacific Union have spent billions of their own money expanding their rail line, upgrading their rail line, and adding new technology as well as equipment.  No government breaks, donations, or anything.  How is that possible?  Of course nobody in the news thought to mention it.  

We need trolley car lines in every major city.  We need to ban private cars in every major city to make room for trolley cars.  Cabs and registered delivery service plus buses and trolley cars should be the only traffic in NYC, Chicago, Boston, Los Angeles, etc.  

Anyhow, maybe that money never spent can be invested in public transportation.  The young workers, the city workers, and the illegal immigrants can’t afford a car in a city.  Public transportation will improve the quality of life, reduce pollution, and help workers save money.  Natural gas powered buses, cabs, and  delivery service equipment will let us breathe easy too.  

Man am I happy we found $450,000,000,000 ain’t been wasted, I mean invested by our Prez B.O. czars!  I like that new song, I want to be a billionaire.  My wife is hanging laundry on the drying line outisde, and I will check for change around the washing machine.  

I’m also glad my kids are almost out of our shack.  We can only deduct $500 per kid instead of $1,000.  Man it would be great if my kids only cost me $5,000 per year!  That’s only for food!

Hobo guide for atheists on Christmas!

Santa says we got to party hearty!

Okey, it’s not too early to start planning for an atheist Christmas!

First, you know they are hypocrites who want Christmas gifts, vacation time for this religous holiday, and bitch about the company being too cheap for a Christmas party.  You know I am sick and tired of the arthiest moaning and groaning about the holiday they squeeze for all it’s worth for them.  Then they tell us how bad we are to force them to endure all this!  Bend over so Santa can kick your ass out of town!

Second, every year, every year they discover that Americans dare to publicly celebrate Christmas!   Wow, these atheists are very observant idiots.  Every year, they find some drunk broke lawyer to file some kind of suit to get on television and solemnly complain about how the atheists feel.  News flash.  I don’t care how atheists feel about Christmas.  My advice to atheists are to move to Mexico.  They can complain over there and people will beat the stuffings out of them, and leave them in the desert for the vultures.

Third, ask the atheists what official national holiday we should start for them?  They have no clue, because nobody likes atheists!  Then I can protest and file lawsuits how a national atheist holiday offends Muslims, Christians, and Jews.  I can file a lawsuit every year for Atheist day.  Their slogan is “I don’t believe in anything!  Sue me!”

We are working on the handbook for Atheist Holiday Magic!  The best magic is for them to disappear!

I am sure some idiot Congressman can champion this cause to create a national atheist holiday.  I am praying hard on this to happen.

Looks like another hobo Christmas.  No new jobs for mom or dad, more taxes for mom & dad, and best of all VP Biden and Prez B.O. say it will only take a few years for them to get a job.  Merry Christmas from B.O.!

New York City is played for a sucker!

Never forget the sacrifice and courage from 9/11 facing death.

There are a couple dozen Muslim mosques in New York already.  However, it is an act of intolerance to challenge a Muslim center built by “ground zero” area from the attack of 9/11/2001?  Really?  I don’t care if it is seen as intolerant, so I am.  So what?

Where is the money for this project?  Will this deal need to meet the normal regulations and red tape of any building project in NYC?   Or will they get special treatment to let them do whatever they want?  Where is the money in the bank?  Where did the money come from?  In USA fund over $10,000 have to prove their source to avoid laundering of blood money.

I suggest we build a Christian community center right next door.  Children will be singing, and playing in eyesight and earshot of the Muslim families.  The Muslim children will see first hand the diversity and freedom of the Christian center. 

How much insult has to be heaped upon the city that has distinguished itself in our darkest hour?  New York City rallied the country to come to unite ourselves against our sorrow and loss.  The endless dancing around for terrorist trials in NYC, is quiet but not dead.  This is cutting open the wound again.  Why?  Are the council that approved this afraid of opposing Muslims by concern for their safety?  We are not a nation of cowards, and I know the people of NYC are the same brave citizens that rallied together amid the rubble of a death blow from Muslim terrorists.

We don’t have to apologize to anybody.  I am sick and tired of being lectured on feeling gulity, sorry, and appeasing obnoxious pushy people I don’t personally want in my neighborhood.

November will tell “Who’s on first?”

Who's on frist? That's right! Who? Yes!

  

Congress looted the Treasury, and blame the citizens.

 

You want a job? Democrats want more taxes!

   

Today we are seeing a carnival sideshow in Washington D.C., not leadership.  The Democrats in Congress can’t find any way to reduce spending.  So we have a deficit that needs taxes, taxes, taxes!  The President B.O. brain trust decided that business owners are too dumb to hire people when they need them.   Only the folks in Washington are so smart that they can manipulate the economy?    

Let’s see what they have accomplished so far in our economy!  More hobo population, more unemployed, billions to save homes from bankruptcy, and all have been worse, not better after a couple trillion dollars of money we don’t have.    

So the them dumb Republicans suggest that let business owners spend money.  Maybe, they will spend money that will add growth to the econmy, more than highway project public relation signs of $300 million bucks.  Anyhow, Democrats are shocked to think we can afford to reduce taxes!  None of them are shocked that they can increase spending of money they don’t have.  However, dare someone take away their punch bowl of money, and the world will come to ruin!    

It is just possible that a government deficit created by expanding business because of reduced taxes, might be more effective then pork barrel congress projects that nobody in the USA will miss if gone.  If you are down to your last dollar, would you give it for more taxes?  YES!  I trust the government to need my last dollar to save th economy!  They been doing swell.  Or would I give my last buck to my buddy who has an idea to make some money by doing work for a profit?   No way!  I know my folks in congress know me better than my buddy.  I want the government to get my last buck, not somebody who might provide a new service and create a new job.     

Democrats need to create taxes or have anxiety attacks.  Republicans have commercial media teasing them into feeling guilty that business owners in the USA want to have less taxes and less government new rules that is red tape slowing their hiring more people.  I rather be miserable and pay more taxes.  I do not want to be happier by seeing my town get more jobs and more business!    

Welcome gun wielding illegal immigrants.

What about Bob? Where's Bob? No drug gang guy named Bob?

  

Does anyone in the country know where Menominee county Wisconsin is located?  We are in the north woods and this area has more deer, wolves, bears, and eagles than people.  However, it became the adopted home of drug dealers from Mexico that entered illegally to start their business.  

Let me introduce these newest inhabitants to Wisconsin; Salvador Montez-Canchola, Raul Juvenal Avila-Rodriguez, Javier Navaro-Zanagoza, Gustavo Barragon-Mendoza, Jorge Omar Perez-Hipolita, Genaro Avila-Rodriguez, and Adalberto Valencia.  These gentlemen are guests of our local jail, and have legal counsel on their persecution by our mean attempts to limit their pursuit of money.  They had several houses to store weapons and money, and several warehouse locations to store marijuana and money.  We been told there are a dozen more guys arrested, and none of them are named Joe or Bob!  

They were growing and harvesting marijuana plants in the national forest lands.  They illegally cut trees and built cabins next to their fields.  Any nature lover hiking in the woods that wandered into their compound would enjoy a few bullets from their machine guns.  We invite President Obama to let these guys go to an ice cream stand with their children.  Why are we arresting Mexicans that are growing marijuana for us on land the government is letting go to waste with trees and wildlife?Okey, so maybe they shouldn’t guard our wilderness with military weapons.  Buy hey, these guys were protecting our national forest!  They volunteered at their own expense to do this.  They were growing hemp for medicianl purposes, and minding their own business.  

Our state attorney General Van Hollen does not understand that we are harassing and offending the law abiding Mexican citizens, by arresting drug dealers with guns!  Or maybe our Mexican citizens aren’t upset about arresting drug dealers? Nobody wants their kids in high school getting marijuana from Mexican drug gangs setting up shop over a thousand miles from the Mexican border.

“do unto others” preaches B.O. to New York City?

Do unto others before they do unto me!

Even the devil can quote the bible, and if a politician quotes the bible, look out!  President B.O. is preaching to the USA and New York City about allowing a Muslim mosque, cultural center, jihad recruiting office, and training center to behead Christians. 

Our President is concerned that citizens of New York City are holding a grudge that 3,000 people got killed.  Come on folks!  So the life’s work of construction workers in the building of the twin towers is gone.  So a national landmark of our country is gone.  So police and firemen died in heroic rescue efforts.  Why are we so narrow minded to object to a Muslim megacenter, to be protected, secured, and guarded by the citizens who buried so many?

The reason we need to allow a constant reminder of our sorrow and loss to be forgotten is to live and let live.  Let bygones be bygones.  I’m sure those dying in the twin towers were hoping a mosque would soon be built as a monument to us being nice guys.  Nice guys finish last.  New York is not a town built by losers and blind followers of anything.  The President should shut up, and stop preaching.  He is not a man of the cloth, and he is not my minister.  He was elected President, and he’s done damn near nothing in his job.  We want him to work, and shut up.

“Do unto others as you would want them to do unto you.”  Where is that from, the Koran?  The teachings of Muhammad?   Certainly he’s not quoting from the ACLU handbook?  See we as Christians can feel guilt and remorse.  Politicians use that, since they have no conscience, and don’t know what remorse feels like.  Save the guilt trip for your mother in law.  She practices on B.O. daily.

What idiot wants a ground zero mosque? Who me?

What is B.O. smoking?

I have never been hurt by what I have not said.

  

Wait a minute!  Our fearless leader wants to make this perfectly clear!  (Thank you Richard Milhouse Nixon for being the speech writer for B.O.)  Our president never ever meant to support a mosque on ground zero.  He was just talking that we should be nice tolerant sheep to allow Muslims to trample over the grave site of the most brutal attack on the North American continent.  He never intended to support a Muslim monument of victory at ground zero.  

Now I feel a whole lot better.  Our president can’t even make a public statement straight.  He has to bend and twist his words as the winds blow.  Makes me feel real confident on the courage and conviction of his views.  

I pray to God that Calvin Coolidge can be found among our candidates today.  Please, give us a president who won’t try to be a minister, cheer leader, community organizer, or sports celebrity.  Calvin Coolidge kept his mouth shut, and his work got done without being in the spotlight shouting “hey look at me, I’m president!”  

Let me make this perfectly clear!  Richard Nixon did more to achieve peace in the Viet Nam war, the opening relations with China, and facing an energy crisis.  He was not by any means a great president, but he seems like a superstar compared to what we got.   

So our president never meant to force a mosque at ground zero.  Who cares?  He talks so much, it hurts to keep track of all the blah blah blah blah.  SHUT UP!  

“Don’t expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong.”  Calvin Coolidge’s insight is rock solid today.  

Is supporting a mosque undermining and attacking atheists?  Why is a president fighting for a religious group?  Should Christians and Catholics turn the other cheek, and let sword play at ground zero with beheadings of Christians by jihad Muslims?  Heading to the hobo jungle for some moonshine and talking to the people who know our country is fighting back harder with less hope on change.

Never Forget 9-11

We pray that their souls rest in peace.

  

Manhattan attacked by Islamic terrorists.

 

It doesn’t take any effort to remember the horrors and sorrows of September 11, 2001.  Everyone was sickened at the discovery that people were slaughtered simply to kill for political theater.  There was no conquest, no attack.  It was a sucker punch by cowards.  

We wept, and got mad.  We got mad enough to forget our differences, and unite to help in any way and every way the fallen.  Now, we are being lectured that we are not tolerant?  How many women and children of Muslims got attacked in the USA?  None.  How many mosques got burned down?  None.  

Now we are being lectured to be tolerant?  We are tolerant.  I just don’t tolerate idiots who assume we are too stupid to see their stupidity.  How about a Mosque built next to your Chicago home, President Obama?  How about a Mosque next to the White House?   

Anyway, the job is not done.  The citizens of our country know the job is not finished.  We are tired of half measures, and diversions from our mission.  Our mission is not done, until the plotters and planners are gathered for a final reckoning.  Why can’t we get anyone to trial?  Our Attorney General seems to be distracted by bothering our oil drilling industry, or Arizona.  Hey, we will never forget 9/11, and we won’t forget what is not getting done to set things right.  

We have never killed just to get revenge.  We have lost many of our best men and women in this quest for justice.  We seek justice, but our government does not seem to understand how to seek justice anymore.  Time for some new leadership.  

There they go, again!

B.O. needs us to keep the press occupied, while the econmy tanks.

You guys want some more souvenirs or aid from the USA?

 

This may be when most of you were in diapers.  President Clinton wasted 8  years with peace entreaties to militant  Palestinian groups.  Nothing came of it, but Yassar Arrafat got a lot of our money, food, and bought a lot of stuff here with our money.  Slick Willy got to play peace maker, chase a few girls, and everybody got souveneirs from the White House for signing something that did nothing.  

Not to be outdone, our fearless leader who has done nothing, plans on doing nothing really big!  Yes, a mideast peace agreement can be done!  They always get done, and do nothing.  Because the sneak attacks, plots to kill, and dirty tricks continue with or without a treaty.   Do you think Yassar Arafat enforced or stopped any terror attacks on Isreal?  He negotiated in good faith, but his fanatic followers continued to kill against his wishes.  The media fawning on Clinton all thought he tried hard.   

Anyway, when you can’t solve any of the problems you promised, then you distract the public with a carnival sideshow.  Isreal knows they can’t rely on our fearless leader, so anything signed is only done to humor the incompetent boob pretending to be president.  How about the economy, unemployment, the people that gave up waiting for mortgage help, the gulf oil spill reflief money, stopping waste and fraud in Medicare?  Never mind,  we’re busy building a mosque without funding yet by Ground Zero, and playing world leader with another mideast peace plan nobody believes in.   

Best of luck to George Mitchell (a career appeaser from congress who got more than Rangel) and to Hillary Clinton (she can hang out with the gals of Hamas) to keep the media distracted from out do nothing president.  

Oil Spill Czar is Slipping US Slick Deal

I got a great idea! If I give you $2.00, then you can't sue anybody!

Our Prez B.O. appointed czar Feinberg had a great idea!  It was all his own idea!  That’s so exciting to see somebody thinking connected to our  White House.  If anybody has been given a nickle from Feinberg, then you give up all rights for a redress of grievances in court, forever!  WOW!  This guy really wants to screw the gulf coast victims!

Just wait until you find out how the health care benefits are going to limit your freedom and wait forever for some petty paper pusher keep you dangling, with no redress of grievances, ever.  Never have so many been so screwed by one President!  This is awesome!

The game plan is to keep us poor, dependent on the government for shrinking benefits, since we are running out of money from people that actually work!  As the benefits shrink, the ruling class of paperpushers become more powerful, and can laugh and watch us beg for scraps!  It’s better then the peasents begging for bread in Russia or France before the revolution.

USA becomes a hobo nation, thanks B.O.!

There's about 8 million on the hobo trail. Thanks B.O.!

There was a small rally in our nation’s capital, Washington D.C. for crazy people who think we should run our own Republic.  Of course, we know we’re t0o dumb, radical, poor to be free.  Same sentiments of King George during our revolution I think!  So B.O. and the other members of his monarchy, laugh, ridicule,  and accuse us of being racists, homophobes, stone age principles, and anti education!! 

The enlightened leadership of our country has no clue on how to let our nation succeed without their dragging us into the oncoming headlights of the autobahn.  They copy failed socialist pap from college socialism courses, except they were works of fiction, and this economic plan is a fiction.  Joe the plumber or Bob the butcher, or Mary the computer programmer know better how to get our economy going.

Right now, we just remain on Gilligan’s Island.  It seems we’re doing better, because they tell us so.  Anyway, we have ltos of hobo folks thanks to B.O.!  The gathering in Washington D.C. probably had a few hundred folks.  Don’t know if we needed SWAT teams to protect our Muslims, homosexuals, college professors, or Chicago Democrat mobsters.

Restoring Honor 2010

There is no honor among thieves, so stop robbing us blind in Washington D.C.!

Stan & Ollie wish you were here! We need some innocent fun!

The rally by the Lincoln Memorial is a small step to restore the trust in our fellow countrymen built on the values of our forefathers.  “Don’t tread on me!”  The individual is not a government resource to be taxed, socially engineered to some grand government scheme, nor is an individual predestined to be rich or poor.

We have the legal right, and the legal protection to achieve by our own initiative how to improve our lot in life.  When the government picks the winners and losers in business, or in personal achievement, then we have lost our way.

We believe and live as free people to choose our future, within the limits of our laws and limits set by our constitution.  Belief in the importance of our consitution affirms our rights to respect our fellow man’s rights, and keep the flame of freedom as a guide through the darkness of communism and socialism.

It seems a few people decided to show up to demonstrate and show their devotion to our country’s future.   Where are you with RESTORING HONOR?  Our future depends on  it.

Welcome to a global generic world!

Poker is a great way to have fun while trying to cheat!

Are we choosing what we like by free will?  Or are we being manipulated by government tax penalties, advertising, and commercial media that thrives on paid advertising? 

I am prepared to get rid of my Fruit of the Loom boxer shorts, my Doctor Pepper beverage, my Hershey’s chocolate bar, my Wrangler Jeans, and my Hush Puppies. It is time to become a global generic citizen of the world.  My  goal is to wear no labels, and be a brown paper bag generic citizen.  My church is generic also.  God does not demand anything of us, because we are too busy to bother.

The generic religion has festivals, not religious holidays that are offensive and archaic.  God is only a invention of the weak willed that can’t stand on their own, so we have reduced the generic God to fits man image.

We are citizens of a generic place.  There is no land of the free or home of the brave.  That is too boastful and too agressive.  We are the land of the moderates and commune of meek. 

Why do we need elections, and the conflict of two political parties?  Aren’t we reasonable and all of the same mind?  Why should we argue and vote anymore?  Why does someone have to win, and someone lose?  Why not take turns?

Hurricane TV! Earl blows!

Rain and wind from a hurricane looks like rain and wind.

Commercial television loves hurricanes!  Camera crews with their Barbie and Ken doll morons get to stand in front of waves, wind and get blown down.  Then the morons in the New York studio can be concerned and tell them to stay safe.  Right!  The producer is praying somebody gets mortally wounded by a hurricane for better ratings as they visit the hospital for updates on Barbie or Ken.

Commercial television loves misery and catastrophes.  They report and move on.  Nobody helps, and they distract the emergency responders as they ask really important questions; “How bad is it?”  “Should people seek shelter?”  “Are you scared?”

Hurricanes make for boring television.  But they keep wasting time and showing rain pelting their windshield.  They are screaming into their microphone talking drivel.  It’s sort of like listening to a President speech.

Don’t worry about jobs! Prez B.O. brags about Wall Street?

I'm happy! Isn't everybody happy?

  

Unemployment is going up!  The TARP billions, and the Economic Stimulus billions have seeped into the sewer of lost money.  With nothing to show for the billions, our President is now telling the unemployed with no investments, that Wall Street is going up!  

Hooray for the billionaires!  More Mercedes Benz, yachts, and tropical getaway condominiums!  And that’s just for Charley Rangel and Senator “where’s the war?” Kerry!  Wait until the real rich guys buy more toys.  

Forget about the homelss families.  Forget about those soon to be evicted in time for Christmas!  We don’t need jobs, because we just keep paying to be unemployed!  The only thing that got stimulated by government money where more perks for congress to waste our money on themselves.   

Of course our President deserves to jetset around the globe with family, friends, and whoever shows up like Paul McCartney.  Golf, professional sport events, private concerts, and his adoring courtiers bufoons from Chicago are the amusement of B.O.!  

Now, the financial world waits on the edge of their suicide ledge waiting for the next brilliant ideas to “help” Wall Street and the economy.  Yes, our President is not letting the grass on the golf course grow under his feet.  He is on the move to improve the economy, and he wants to tell us how great the future will be in 2013.  Right now, things suck and when congress gets voted out, the President still has a job.  Maybe the President should take an extended vacation until the election of 2012?  That would be nice.

Labor Day is failed policy of past holidays!

Signing another bill. A bill costs us, and gets us nowhere worth going.

The world has changed.  Why keep an archaic and out of date holiday?  What is the significance of LABOR DAY?  Are we to congratulate the slaves who work for a few bucks every week?  What about the 9 million unemployed that can’t enjoy this holiday for the last 2 years?  Are we laughing at them and ridiculing them for not doing labor? 

Our president has displayed insensitivity by sponsoring a holiday that discriminates against the unemployed!  And what about those  czars of prez B.O.?  He seems to be ashamed of them, and keeps them in a closet somewhere.  Are they people who labor or loaf?  Goldbricks is a term you tenderfoots may want to research with Google.

Most confused of all are our young adults stepping out into the real world.  No job.  No prospects for income.  No money to enjoy Labor Day, and ashamed to go back home with college loans and freeload.  Welcome to our new USA!  Nobody has to work.  Jobs are from the old failed policies of the past.  No work, no money, and no worries is the way to live now.

The best things in life are free!  The only problem is that anything you got, the government will tax.  Nothing is free, because the government will have a tax on it.  So screw Labor Day.  We should have Hobo Day.  We got more people becoming a hobo.  I plan on becoming an illegal immigrant in some other country and get better chances of making a peso.

One Flu over the cuckoo’s nest!

Advice from "Dr Doom" Sibelius; "Don't get sick!"

President B.O. saved the USA from the pandemic swine flue last year.  No one gives hime credit for savings us.  Why?  Just because the vaccine came too late, and was limited to government profiling of who should be saved?  Then as with all government programs, the vaccine came too late and was dumped for millions upon millions of dollars thrown away!

Now we don’t hear a word about flu?  Why?  This season the flu is coming stronger than last year!  INFLUENZA may be more deadly and more of a problem, and we get no alerts?   Don’t they care about us in an election year?  Do they want more Republicans and moderates be too ill to vote?

We do have Hobo health tips.  Wear a sombrero if you feel sick.  Illegal immigrants get priority health care at emergency rooms.  Find a Obama button and pin it on your sombrero.  You will get money and gifts from ACORN.

The cuckoo birds flying around the White House may be flying South for the WInter.  Nobody wants to be seen there during the November elections.

Prez B.O. found a few jobs for a few billion!

Prez. wants $50 billion for more work project signs!

Hey, the lightbulb went on!  Prez. B.O. discovered there are some unemployed folks looking for work!  Way to go!  Okey, he got an idea?  Sure, forget about the $850 billion stimulus bill.  Hey, he only got around to figuring out how to use $400 billion so far.  So now, he wants another $50 billion?   Sure, he figured out how to invest (waste) billions for high speed passenger rail.  Anyone hear of Amtrak going broker every year?  And more road projects?

Last summer we were supposed to see all this work going on this summer!  Got a news flash, nobody can wait 3 years to get a job!

Not only is this guy too smart to know he’s stupid, he is too dumb to know how to spend our money we approved for building projects?

Why come to Wisconsin if you’re not going to drink beer and enjoy some cheese and a bratwurst?  He doesn’t know how to have fun with us.  At least buy us some brews, kick back with some b.s. (politician mother’s milk) and chew a few brats & cheese!  Milwaukee is a great town, and we got a great tradition of chess, too!

My nightmare! Help I can’t wake up!

The Obama nightmare never ends! Help!

  

Dr Gloom has promised to help me.  Professor Doom was taking bets on my suicide within 2 weeks.  Maybe, it’s because he knows Dr. Gloom’s track record.  But I figure, if I won’t pay Dr. Gloom until I’m cured, then I won’t die before he gets paid.  

Anyway, let me share my recurring nightmare!  First, I meet President Obama in Martha’s Vineyard. It gets worse from there.  He dangles his Mercedes Benz key ring in front of my face.  “You dumb cracker never been in a Mercedes Benz!  Take a ride with me.  See how I roll!”  I don’t want to get into his luxury gas guzzler instead of my Prius.  Men with dark sun glasses in suits pin my arms.  Another man wraps me in red masking tape so I can’t move.  They toss me in the back seat on my back.  Another man shoves a home energy tax credit booklet down my throat.  

“Those idiots drove America into the ditch.  I ain’t giving them the keys!  Let’s roll!”  I feel myself roll back  under the acceleration of a massive v12 engine floored to the floor.  The streets were cleared for the B.O. joyride.  We’re driving to the oceans edge at 120 mph.  My only prayer is for this guzzler to run out of New Orleans refined gasoline due to his embargo on all oil products.  

“Hey man, I’m late for my tee time!  See ya~”  He jumps out at full speed running for the golf course.  I manage to sit up to see the end of the land fast approaching.  Then I see why.  He left his mother in law asleep in the front seat.  He wants to kill her and pin it on me a TEA white cracker racist bigot!  She stirs to answer her phone from Michelle.  “Yes honey, he’s trying to kill me again!  You whip his ass when he comes home from golf!”  She stands on the brakes and we stop at the cliff’s edge.  She bails out, and leaves it in gear as I roll over into the ocean.  Then I wake up.

“Why hold the middle class hostage?”

I got the keys, and I'm driving, so shut up!

  

Prez B.O. is calling out the SWAT team!  Republican terrorists are holding USA hostage?!  Wow!  It seems the political majority is not enough to pass a bill the President wants.  He needs the Republicans?  Don’t pay the ransom!  Let’s clear out them kidnapers, and stop the ransom baloney!  

It seems the economy is teetering on the brink of recovery!  If only them damned Republicans would vote for the President’s bill!  Has anyone read this bill?  We know even the President don’t know what’s in his health bill or stimulus bill, or financial regulation bill.  But sign the damned bill now!  Let my people go!  We can expect this additional $50 billion to be taking effect within 5 years, and we should only lose 1 million more jobs, but save 2 million more!  

This is a dumb question.  But what do you expect from this old hobo?  Not much I hope.  If the terrible tax cuts of that rascal President Bush stop, then how much money does that make for the government to waste (spend)?  Let’s just say,  50 bucks.  Okey, does that mean right now, today, the congress  already spent the 50 bucks we don’t have?  Answer, YES!  So with a tax cut or without a tax cut, with more money or less money, this congress has to spend more.  The Prez B.O. mission is to right all wrongs, spend all the money you never knew could be spent without a nickle in the Treasury.  Hell, he’s buying our own debt to prove we got less debt?  I will write a check, to cover the check that I couldn’t cover anyway.  

I think we need the SWAT team  to bind and gag Pelosi and Reid.   Another stupid question.  Why can’t we find a shovel ready project for the $450,000,000,000 money that was never ever used from 2009?  That money had to get authorized immediately in 2009  by them damn Republicans to save the ecomony.  They signed on, and saw how money gets put to work by B.O. with $450 billion still gathering dust in 2010.

September 11, 2001 Honor the Patriots We All Are!

The Spirit of America will never die!

It was a beautiful blue sky, and the sun was shining so bright I felt I was in a technicolor movie.  We were just coming out of  a financial slow down.  I felt the future

We the people formed a more perfect union!

 was bright.  The car radio told me that something odd happened.  Some commuter plane crashed into a building in New York City.  I was thinking of my Wall Street guys and gals I work with long distance.  Hoping nothing bad happened. 

 

I flipped on the television loud in my reception area, as I logged onto my computer before the stock market opens.  NBC had Brian Gumbel telling us that it was the World Trade Center.  I been there, and was amazed at seeing the world view from Windows of the World at the top of the world’s biggest building.  Just then, I saw the 2nd jet passenger plane hit the other tower.  We all felt our stomach as if slugged by a  baseball bat.  I felt sick, sad, upset. 

 

The reports were coming on airplanes off course, and doubt, confusion overwhelmed us.  How many, where, but not too many wondered why.  You felt we were alone against the evils of the world.  We were being attacked to destroy our way of life, not to destroy our armed forces or military.  They wanted to kill the soul of America.  My local preacher, and some nearby volunteer firefighters left for New York.  The call to arms, the call to help wasn’t necessary.  We knew it was a time to act, to save what we could, and help who we could.  My bond traders were dead.  A neighbor’s son was late meeting his uncle in Manhattan.  His uncle called him to turn around and leave, now.  Nobody knew the next danger on that beautiful morning.

 

One of the top economic analysts in the country was late for work.  He stayed home and sheltered ash covered survivors from the tower until they could take the ferry back to New Jersey from his apartment.  Our country and Wall Street was attacked to paralyze our country.  We mourned, wept, prayed, and cleared out the rubble while revering the memory of those lost forever, never to be seen again. 

 

President Obama doesn’t have to lecture America on how to be Americans.  The spirit of America flew flags, everywhere.  Came to aid, everywhere.  Young men and women enlisted to keep our country free, everywhere.  My son went into combat out of high school 8 years later to fight for our freedom.  My other son will enlist in 2012 when out of high school.  Nobody has to tell America on what it means to be an American.  So nobody can make us feel guilty on being Americans.  We are Americans.  We honor the dead, preserve the right to be free, and fight to the death for the USA.  Today is not a day of public service.  Today is a day to honor the patriots who died, who suffered and returned home, and to continue the fight.  Don’t distract us with mosque this, or religious discrimination nonsense.  Give me a break.  We don’t have to prove who we are, because we live it everyday.  9/11/2001 showed the whole world how we live.  “Let’s roll!”  Amen!

It’s getting to feel like Fall! Let’s have some gumbo!

We're going to get some beer and Gumbo! Don't tell my wife!

You can order Gumbo from Cajungrocer if you can’t travel to Louisianna.

Enjoying the varieity of our culture, and enjoying life in our USA is being ignored.  If you’re a poor hobo, all we got is finding a little fun for cheap.  Forget about vacation in Martha’s vineyard for a $25 sandwich, and forget about playing a round of golf for $350 with equipment that costs more than my car.  A bowl of Gumbo in Louisianna can be had with real people and some real joy for life. 

I can’t spend enough to grow the economy.  If a few million hoboes decide to visit Louisianna for some Gumbo, then maybe they see we love their food and their state.  BP should stop running ads on rebuilding the state.  Run some tourist ads showing the joy for life, and the fun times waiting to be discovered now!  I wish I could visit and spend time going across the country, but I don’t have enough in my piggy bank. 

Somehow, I think people that love Gumbo are more important than political bickering over who loves the voters more.  Give me Gumbo.  Don’t give me political mumbo jumbo.  Political mumbo jumbo gives me a headache.  Don’t think I will drink a Hurricane, because one is never enough.  I will drink some Wisconsin beer in Louisianna.  I honor their unique culture and food, and I love my Wisconsin beer!  Schlitz, Leinekugel, and Pabst Blue Ribbon are worthy to sit at the Gumbo table!  Doctor Gloom agress that having fun is impossible without Gumbo.  Professor Doom has researched the importance of beer to be happy.

9/14 Primaries good news for USA!

B.O. jumps into action signing a jobs bill 20 months too late! Tanks!

B.O. czars enjoy drinking our problems away!

Our Prez. B.O. got what he wanted?  Yes, the “jobs bill” cleared the senate.  But of course, they could have done it faster, could have praised B.O. more, could have, should have, blah, blah, blah.  Nobody is listening to B.O. anyway.

Somehow this amazing piece of work got done 20 months after he became Prez. to save our economy.  Not much got saved.  It seems our population is a little restless.  It seems nobody likes how our president was hired to do a job, and is not doing his job.  One little example.  THE WORLD”S WORST ENVIRONMENTAL DISASTER is being handled by B.O. hand picked stooges.  No claims have been paid out from the TWENTY BILLION B.O. blackmailed out of BP.  Gee, maybe he’s got plans to do something else with that money?  It’s not his money!  B.O. is a complete bust.  He’s not working.  He’s not helping us get work.  He has no ability to work, he’s a professor for goodness sake.  Their idea of work is grading student papers.

Anyway, back to the USA population.  The natives are restless, even the illegal immigrants!  The country is in bad shape, and telling us that we’re in great shape might work if we were all drunk, stoned, and stark raving mad!  NOBODY BELIEVES BIDEN OR B.O.!  The primairies want people elected, not silk suit professional politicians.  Moms, dads, and everyday people

So anyway, the new Katrina crisis is worse than anything, and B.O. vacations around the globe while our gulf region is dying for lack of help from our government.  Help that was promised?!  Promised help?  I can promise every hobo and bum in the USA that you will die of starvation before you get help.  When will the USA recognize that starving, broke, families might revert to violence to keep alive? 

Anyway, it’s more important that Michelle has us all on diets.  It’s more important that B.O. has a mosque built at Ground Zero.  Hey, what about the killers that never been taken to trial?  They getting a free pass?  Can we get a trial before the mosque is built?

I can’t wait until we get our new congress voted in November.  I can’t wait until the Prez. sees a lot of new faces that aren’t afraid to call him a liar out loud to his face.

Welcome to poverty as the B.O. solution!

We got a 13 trillion dollar marker from B.O.? Great, he ain't good for it!

There aren’t enough government jobs!  B.O. has tried to hire everybody he could building his bloated  empire of ass kissers.  So we got more people in poverty land since the Applachia poor white trash of the 1960′s, and Afro American south share croppers and cotton pickers.  Nobody cares to report on our new poverty.  They are educated workers that lost work, no money, no home, no chance to get back.  This is a great change, a great leap forward, over the cliff!

It seems even the black tie and ball gown commercial media of multi million broadcast celebrities have to tell us the obvkous.  Too many are on the slide to nowhere.  All the promises, speeches, and lofty goals don’t mean much to the new B.O. poverty class.

It seems we have a niche in the halls of history for B.O. next to Hoover, not next to FDR.  Maybe the 450 billion never spent for public work shovel ready projects are still wrapped in red tape.  Can the President cut some red tape?  It might entail taking initiative and doing some work?  No, he won’t lift a finger.

We need a czar to protect us from the czars of B.O.!

I saved all of you from the worst environmental disaster of the century! I says so!

  

Let me tell you children a story from my youth, a long, long time ago.  Japan was recovering after surrender.  I bought one of their first steps into dominance, a little plastic transistor radio!  They needed to build more factories, and build products to compete against our products!  They knew how to beat us, by using us.  

A request for a machine to be beuilt for their factory would be sent to the major machine builders.  The request for quote always included specifications and mechanical daigrams on the machine.  They never bought any machines.  They kept the proposal as their blueprint to build competing equipment.  ToJo had the laugh on us.  

Guess what China is doing today?  The same damn thing.  So as we move factories into China, they don’t honor intellectual property.  They want it, they grab it!  Prez B.O. is so awe struck on the level of thievery and extortion, he wishes he was that smart.  So do I.  

His crew can’t get out of a carnival with their money intact.  The carnies are too shrewd for them.  So we see nothing changes, except the idiots who don’t care about history or protecting our business leaders in the USA.  

The industrial growth and strength of the USA don’t merit or rate any czar, not even a mention.  Guess it just happens, like baby rabbits.  It’s all a mystery to B.O.! 

Let me play some golf in China! Light me up!

  

B.O. LAUGH-IN “Very interesting?”

Nobody likes me, but B.O. is my buddy!

Laugh-In is back at the White House!

CONSUMER FINANCIAL PROTECTION BEUREAU at last will save us all!  Prez. B.O. has his new Laugh-In cast member!  I loved Ruth Buzzi and Laugh-In was goofy fun.  This new crew is definitely goofy, but not much fun for us.  Elizabeth Warren is a dead ringer for Ruth Buzzi’s character in the 1967 television show.

Anyway, “sock it to me” baby!  The television show would make help the USA more than this new government organization that will “help” us according the president.  Man, we know how his help works!

Was there ever a 9/11 attack on USA?

I am your attorney General, Holder and I have done nothing wrong. I have done nothing, period.

So many things happen in life, you forget where you left your glasses or where you left terrorists in prison!  It seems the new Muslim mosque will be built before the terrorists that planned the attack are tried in court!  Does it take 9 years to go to trial?  The children of the murdered mom or dad will be in college, and these jokers are still waiting trial?

That little goofy guy from Iran said the attack was all done by us.  We would have done a better job, if we put our minds to it you dumb runt!

It would be nice to hear that some work has been done by our President.  9/11 trials?

MidEast peace talks may fail! Really?

The DUKE would do better than our tenderfoot President.

  

Light ‘em up! Give me your smokes, I quit buying them.

 

The pretend drama and suspense of our fearless leader Obama making peace in the MidEast has nobody caring.  The news media has not helped in the melodrama!  Typically, a street urchin crying in the street rubble of a building blown up is a good video clip.  Then the somber warning that her life hangs in the balance of peace talks!  Nobody builds up this deal.  Obama gets no media hoopla anymore!  What the hell?  

So the peace talks that only Obama said was real, are not real.  What a shock.  Nothing Obama promises has proved real, accurate, or remotely close to the truth.   So the UN meetings are unraveling all of the threads of illusion from our fearless leader.  The peace talks that never had a chance, that never really started, are ending without a whimper.  Nobody cares, not even Hillary’s husband! George Mitchell was an incompetent boob when a professional politician, and he’s doing nothing in his Czar role for MidEast mayhem. 

The runt from Iran laughed at our death and suffering as a stunt we did?  Just break his legs, and leave him on the wharf for the garbage barge.  B.O. is bragging that we are leading the world in green innovations!  Really?  No.  But it sounds good when  he thinks somebody believes him.  

Israel has been treated like a lapdog on a leash.  Only Israel knows better than to rely on anything B.O. threatens, promises, or makes in a speech at the UN.  They are no lap dog, and they know the wolves are waiting to pounce, while the leader of the free world
wants to build mosques by ground zero.     

We are all on our own, and I pray that our generals don’t quit under this leadership.  We need to be ready for kissing butts of runts, stooges of China, and ignoring pirates in Africa.  

B.O. sells GM to China for cheap!

3 Stooges were funny! They would do better than B.O. administration!

What is our president smoking?  Let’s review what got done to us by our fearless leader on GM.  He screwed the pensions and retired citizens that owned GM bonds and stock.   Too bad sucker, B.O. said you are greedy Wall Street and the USA has a higher morality to help the union workers, and keep this treasured assett in the USA!

Today B.O. is happy to sell GM to China.  He’s using those evil deal makers like J.P.Morgan and Morgan Stanley to broker a deal to steal our treasured assett right out of the USA!  However, China assured us that they insist on expanding production in the USA and hiring more union workers!  Or no, that’s what B.O. would say to reassure us taxpaying GM owners with no say and the union voters who got screwed now. 

I can’t keep my head on straight anymore.  We could have sold GM to China in 2009, saved 85 billion of US tax dollars wasted in bankruptcy, and not screwed bond and share holders of GM!  Stop the world, I want to get off!  (Anthony Newley was great and loved his song “What kind of fool am I?”)  Never mind.  We’re now selling GM, haven’t used TARP, or stimulus money for close to a trillion dollars that we needed in 2009 but haven’t used in 2010!  Let’s send B.O. to Iran in exchange for the idiots that had to expolore nature on Iran’s border.  B.O. needs another vacation, and I need a vacation from B.O.!

Tell me why B.O. is so much smarter than George W Bush?  If he did half the stuff B.O. is doing, we would have a revolution!

There’s no shame in wasting money!

Wise cracking super roper Will Rogers.

Will Rogers had the good luck of living during the last Depression, so he got to tell us what we’re going through in this Depression.  Yes the Recession ended in June of 2009, and the Depression began right after the Recession ended.  It’s okey to waste money for nothing.  Will warned us that; “Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for!”  Amen to that. 

Anyway, it seems nobody has to worry about their taxes for 2011!  That’s because the Democrats don’t even want to make a budget, or tell us what our taxes will be for 2011.  They wonder why business ain’t hiring and investing in more stuff?  What will it cost us in taxes?  President don’t care, and he can yell at the Republicans who don’t have enough votes to go go out for lunch.

Bring back Richard Nixon with Spiro Agnew!

If we can put a man on the moon 40 years ago, then how come I'm lost in space?

Jump for joy! Nixon is the one!

In 1977 the USA imported 30% of our oil.  Now we import 70% thanks to save the grub worm, save the pristine barren wilderness so we can’t use our own oil reserves.  Yes, we know everyone in the USA will be buying the VOLT electric car for double the cost of a regular gasoline powered car.  Yes, we know the government shut down the Gulf of Mexico oil production for some exciting and essential new stuff.  Only we don’t even know what that new stuff will be to protect us better from oil production.  We have not increased or improved our distribution system of oil and refining.  Why?  Does it really take 33 years to get some improvements on using our own oil?  Of course, we’ll be told that it’s too late now.  And even if we did start doing something, it would take 8 more years.  Really?   How about 33 years of waiting?

You know Dick Nixon started alternative fuel research funding?  Of course the government dropped funding it because imported oil was cheaper.  That’s the game, the exporting countries will lower the price to keep us using their product.  We could produce more to control the oil price, but hey let’s send more money and jobs out of the USA!

Do we have a energy czar, or secretary of interior, or a lobbyist that can get this President to do something on more oil?  No, forget about it. Anyhow, we do know more taxes are coming, and no more jobs.  But at least we saved a lot of jobs?  Right!?

“I feel normal!” Jimmy Carter proclaims

I tell you I feel normal! Ask Rosalynn!

Former loser President Jimmy Carter is out hawking his book.  Who cares?  He got sick and told the doctors “I feel normal!”  That is his opinion.  The doctors kept him in the hospital because that loser is not normal.  Unfortunately, they cannot hold him indefinitely.

Let’s go back to his list of failures, never mind too long.  One irony that Iran brought about his downturn.  We had our embassy people treated like blindfolded bound condemned for death.  It was sickening, and part of a confused path of religious fanatic still behind the power in Iran the Ayatollah Krazy.  So we know with sickening memory how a low percentage rescue attempt was forced on the military in a dust storm that ended in death and failure before it began.  Now we have the Ayatollah goading on that little runt building a nuclear bomb for a rocket.  President B.O. has managed to do nothing except have us insulted at the UN by the runt. 

So Iran is holding the world hostage with nuclear weapons in the hands of idiots.  They aren’t stopping with our huffing and puffing to blow their country down.  They will stop with a new President in 2013 that may be crazy enough to use the military to slap them silly where it hurts.  The negotiations on release began immediately upon election of Ronald Reagan.  Iran will stop the nuclear blitzkrieg plan with Sarah Palin as our new President.

Time to change our attitude

Also Sprach Zarathustra inspired Richard Wagner

There is no time to feel sorry for ourselves.  We can spend our time looking for excuses, or we can build a better world.  I vote for building a better world.

Nietzsche did not suffer fools, and had no time for self pity.  Poor me, life is tough.  Grow up!  The people who pretend to help us, want to keep us in chains.  Dependent on handout and aid.  I don’t want any help.  The world is waiting for us.  Reality is more amazing and exciting than waiting for the world to meet our needs. 

The pioneer spirit is alive and well in our country.  Friedrich would be a cowboy riding into the wilderness!  His spirit and questions are the remedy for today’s crazy lazy help me folks.

Prohibition NOW is the solution!

You people are bad smoking, drinking, and eating sweets!

Prohibition now!

It’s time to fix what’s wrong with the USA!  President Obama and his first lady Michelle are preapred to save our country, now!  Michelle has been suggesting with the help of her mother, who is holding our president hostage in our white house, to save our country from the evils and decline we face!

Yes, it is time for Prohibition of alcohol, soft drinks, donuts, cigarettes, and all candy bars!  NOW is the time to get the entire country pissed off and ruin some more industries.  Why pretend that enjoying life is not as important as living 100 years miserable!  Of course if you are lucky enough to have your mother in law living with you 24/7, then one week feels like 100 years!

Yes, forget about national security, drug wars kidnapping and kiling our citizens, or even employment for those 84 million on food stamps.  It’s time to distract everyone with Michelle’s concern for our health.  We don’t care how fat her ass grows on donuts and candy, that’s her problem.  Misery don’t love company.  She can live miserable with her momma picking on B.O. all day long. 

Screw prohibition to be healthy.  Drink, smoke, and live it up until the food stamps are gone.

Hound dog, blue suede shoes, Elvis we need you!

Taking care of business is the king of rock and roll.

There are plenty of entertainers, singers, celebrities today on the internet, television cable channels, and infomercials.  I miss Elvis.  When I was in highschool, we thought he was cool.  He had a sense of humor, not taking himself or the rules of society too seriously.

He had fun, enjoyed life, and was a guy.  The girls, gals, and ladies knew he was a guy, and not some metro sexual sensitive type that is a slave to fashion and superficial appearences.  The high school kids today don’t have anybody that is enjoying life and waiting to break out of the jail of social conformity. 

We knew Elvis was a poor kid from the South, who hustled and promoted himself to get his chance to show his talent.  Nobody created Elvis, and nobody made his mold on how to be Elvis.  Elvis made Elvis we all got see and love.  He had his crew to back him up, and he loved music so much that he was always hanging around other talent and jamming with them.

Our popular culture is fake commercial junk mass produced by Walt Disney nonsense.  Seeing my teenage son watch that mindless pulp tells me there is a demand and need for something for teen agers.  When I was a teen ager, we would have laughed, threw popcorn at the screen, and booed the mush being pumped out as enterntainment for teenagers.  Slasher and zombie or vampire movies do not quite give an outlet that Elvis let free.

Elvis liked cars, motorcycles, music, and having fun.  What movie star today captures of any this?  Nobody.  We got sad, loser, misfit types who are just playing at being misfits.  They are commercial media leeches hanging on for the cash.  Waiting for the new Elvis.  He’s out there.

We be crazy and stoopid!

Another Obama hobo looking for stimulus money.

It is great learning so much about ourselves from liars and thieves!  Biden and Obama are warning us that we are too lazy to vote Democrat!  We are too stupid to understand how bad it would be if Democrats got voted out.  Really, worse than this mess we’re in?

It makes me happy to see them jokers try to scare us!   Tell us some more stories around the hobo campfire.  We are creating hobo poetry now.  Stand back. We will save room for Biden and Obama around the next campfire after the Democrats have a mass exodus from office in November.  What this country needs is more folks in the hobo ranks!  Obama never dissapoints us on making more hobo types every month!

Mexico is dying before our eyes!

We need Cisco and Pancho back to fight the bad guys.

Listen up hoboes, and common folk!  Our friends to the South are dying by the thousands from bullets and bombs.  Gangsters in search of easy money, are killing the people who built their country.  These gangsters like how our country looks to them, too. 

Police are being targeted and killed brutally, and their families to make the point.  Don’t dare cross these killers, or your whole family and relations will be butchered.  Our Texans can’t even cross the border to their favorite places now, for fear for their very lives.  Anyone with a wallet is a target for death.

Please forget about all the press yelling at us about illegal immigrants.  These times are desperate, on the brink of anarchy.  I don’t think the problem stops at the border anymore.  California wants to legal marijuana?  Mexico legalized drugs.  Did that help their drug problems?  The body count tells us, it’s worse.

My prayers and attention is on some direction from us North of their border to provide some real assistance.  They don’t need lectures on illegal immigrants.  They need some help.  The politicial circus should stop, and some real help should be offered.

Our secretary of state knows how bad it is.  Maybe the President can take some time to look South himself.  Visit the border, and visit across.

Hobo alert, look out for terrorist bomb attack!

This killer has never paid the price for murders.

Pakistan has sent some killers into the United States for a terrorist bombing at anytime.  So hoboes, visitors, and local folks keep your wits about you.  Anyway, we need to look out for our friends and neighbors.  The last bomber moron failed in New York because of a T-shirt vendor.  We may not be this lucky, if the bomber is setting up shop right now. 

We have a new mission.  Muslim terrorism is on the march, and nobody wants to be labeled a bigot against Muslims.  I think it’s okey to protect ourselves, instead of volunteering to become victims to be politically correct.

The question will be how the local police choose to respond to a Muslim terrorist sighting.  I have faith in our police that they are more interested in savings lives, than running for popularity contests on not profiling Muslims.

Mayor Bloomberg keeps hoping a TEA crackpot will become a terrorist, but now Pakistan has sent killers that remain invisible to us.

Good news! Sen. Harry Reid found our money!

Harry found the missing 2.5 trillion from social security!

During the debate against his opponent for Nevada senator Thursday, Senator Reid declared that the social security money is not missing!  All of the reports on the 2.5 trillion being used for anything but our social security, are wrong.  Thank you Harry!

Seeing is believing!  Can we see the books now on our social security deposits?  It will make us happy to see that there aren’t any IOU markers for 2.5 trillion dollars at the Treasury for social security funds.

Of course, if Sen. Reid lied during the debate, then we are no better off, except exposing Ried as a lying dishonest candidate for office.  We are glad that Reid did become a millionaire during his time in office.  Seems he did real good on his investments in land in Nevada.  Good for him.  Don’t think his position in office had any connection to his good luck?

Obama accuses opposition to his plan is foreign plot!

McCain and Feingold wasted 3 years in passing their law that has done nothing.

Why would foreign countries support opposition to President Obama’s political party?  His party is doing a great job of turning over the world economy and our economy to foreign countries already!

The millions of dollars of foreign donations seems a whopper!  How many foreign donors want to support Republicans?  Aren’t there laws in this country?  If this is illegal, then why can’t this be required by law to report?  Oh wait, McCain Feingold law on campaign finance reforms seems to be worthless and ineffective!  Glad McCain and Feingold wasted 3 years passing a law that does nothing but makes it worse.   When you get a liveral democrat and a Republican in name only to create a reform bill, then this is what you get.  I see a lot of this in the cow pasture field.  And it steams up on a cold morning!

Anyway, nobody cares about the Democrat fairy tales on evil foreign donors.  Why are foreign people evil if they support Republicans?  The only good foreign money donations are for Democrats?  Like Al Gore collecting hundreds of thousands at a foreign temple fund raiser for his campaign, or Hillary Clinton collecting hundreds of thousands from Chinese immigrants that delivered money to her campaign?  What about our president’s donation records from his campaign?  How many donations came from foreigners that aren’t citizens of the USA?

Wisconsin Senator Feingold can join Reprresentative Kagen in the junk yard of deposed Democrats this election.

Fight fat help Michelle put down that donut!

Waiting for food at local pantry.

 

For Christmas our president should give his lovely first lady a gift package to a fat farm.  If she starts lecturing us on obesity, then stop sneaking those Krispy Kreme boxes of donuts.  The way the first couple is latching onto freebies and vacations, they might have to waddle out of the White House after the election for 2012!

The battle of the bulge is over, and Michele is busting out all over.  B.O. can’t say much with his mother in law marching around the White House like the enforcer for her baby daughter, Michelle.  The mother in law can’t stop yapping, and Michelle can’t stop eating truffles, liver pate, and escargot.  If they were from the south, it would be right to say “Well, shut my mouth!”

Give us a break Michelle, and don’t lecture the USA on their diet.  With food pantries supplying 10% of our families now,

Our fat first lady had too much junk in her trunk!

the stuff that is donated is what they get.  Heavy salt, corn syrup, etc. ingredients in the processed donated foods in cans may not be healthy, but it is food for hungry unemployed parents. 

The poor hungry folks in the hobo jungle know that Michelle’s favorite lobster, caviar, and champagne is not available to us folks.

Avoid being eaten! Do not go to Kalifornia!

Norm Crosby is the best spokesperson the USA never understood a word he said!

 

 

Bern Switzerland statue of the Kindfresser from the good old days.

The hobo jungle is buzzing on the news from Kalifornia.  It has been confirmed that they will vote on legalizing being a “cannibal”!  What the hell have we come to these days?

Why do we need to promote cannibals?  Our Attorney General Holder has already made it clear that even if Kalifornia passes the law making cannibals legal, then federal law still outlaws cannibals!

Switzerland folk tales included the story of an evil Jew that stole babies to eat them.  It seems like an interesting story to tell your children?  Not sure if they had any cannibal that started this folk tale.

What would be next?  Legalize Marijuana?  How about cannibals that use marijuana?

It is not a constitutional right to be a cannibal in Kalifornia! Do not eat people!

Obama doesn’t have a prayer?

Media Hype on the fairy tales of Hope as told by B.O.

Michelle asks us the pray since B.O. is in the White House. Amen to that!

Michelle Obama has asked people to pray, since we have B.O. in the White House.  A lot of people have started praying more since B.O. is in the White House!  She knows the only hope he has is divine intervention.

“Dear Lord, we beseech you to calm the troubled waters for our nation.  We pray that God  may sustain and nourish the youth of our land through  our personal instruction on the teachings of Jesus and his apostles.  Give us the strength to love those who would kill our unborn children, and let those see the light of love for all life.  We pray that those who represent us and our country in leadership, remain true to the commandments of God in their personal path to salvation.  Give us the strength to endure the attacks on the rights of religions to practice their beliefs, by those who ignore the rights of others for their own love of power to enslave and dominate the peoples of the world.  We pray for the Holy Spirit to illuminate the path for our leaders to remain on the path of those who preceded them, and led our way through the valley of the shadow.  For Thine is the Kingdom , and the Glory, and the Power, Amen.”

We look forward to B.O. attending the New York Mosque after he is out of the White House.

Carpetbagger Obama promises “American Dream”

Chavez and Obama discuss The American Dream.

Our President has been too busy campaigning to administer our executive branch.  That’s okey, most of his executive staff has left and nobody noticed.  The executive branch is to take action by executing government programs.  The only action B.O. has focused on is Democrat campaign huckster.

He has been trying to get folks paying attention to his promise of giving us “The American Dream”.  The American Dream is a job, and a home to live safely with family.  Any signs that he cares about savings homes, families, or jobs?  We know he spent millions upon millions to print signs claiming government projects were improving the country and adding jobs.  Right!? 

The 2 years focused on Healthcare Reform that is yet to be understood, plus Financial Reform that nobody even bothered explaining to America makes it clear as mud how he is fighting for “the American Dream”.  I thought we had to apologize and feel guilty that we dare to live better than most of the world.  We should be ashamed and be required to live in huts, like his half brother with 3 wives and 35 kids.  That is the African Dream.

The American Dream has never been mentioned in the State of the Union speeches by B.O.!  His multi hour press conferences don’t even mention The American Dream.  Nancy Pelosi thinks the American Dream is food stamps and public housing.  This is too confusing.  What is The American Dream?  Pay more taxes, pay carbon taxes, get government health care, and be on unemployment for 2 years?

When we elect a president, do we get a president?  Or do we get a campaigner in chief?  Why not send out your mother in law to campaign?  Then you might want to spend more time at home, doing your job for the people.

Charlie Sheen, we got your wallet!

Hey Charlie, Uncle Stosh got your wallet having fun!

The New York Plaza hotel is one of the world’s best.  Charlie Sheen has an attraction for the best things in life.  He may not be one of the best things in life, himself.  However, it seems he has an emotional attachment to his wallet?

Charlie got separated from his wallet, and he had extreme anxiety and distress!  He proceeded to drink himself into a stupor mourning his loss.  He then got mad at his wallet for leaving him, and trashed his fancy hotel room.

Uncle Stosh found his wallet in a gentleman’s club private VIP lap dance room.  Charlie, contact Uncle Stosh through the hobo grapevine.

When they let Charlie out of a straight jacket in the rubber room, he can get his wallet back from Uncle Stosh.  Uncle Stosh is at the Trump Plaza right now ordering room service, courtesy of a millionaire drunkard. 

President B.O. doesn’t need to worry about a wallet, he’s good for a couple trillion!  Hey, we’re picking up his tab!

Farewell Henry, glad we met!

Poochie and Milly miss their buddy Henry.

Grandma Elina was visiting from the wrong side of the tracks from Chicago 15 years ago.  The boys loved her, and especially when she decided to make bacon buns.  She announces “We got company!”  I was looking around, but then saw Henry when I look down the hill.  Crawling out from the woods and up the hill to our hobo shack was a skinny kitten that was all legs.    Marc and Kurt raced down the hill faster than goats and carried him in the palm of ther hands.  Kurt announced; “We’re keeping him.”  Marc proclaimed; “This is Henry!”.  And that was it, I had no say.

The boys had a cat before from the animal shelter and loved him until he passed away.  I was on a hobo trip out of town when he died and the hobo queen Anne described the ritual burial in the forest.  The boys gathered his favorite stuffed mouse toy, wrapped him in his favorite blanket, and tucked him into a shoe box for his coffin.  They insisted on digging the hole themselves, even though they were just skinny little boys.  They continued to visit his grave site and feel sad.  Henry arrived just a couple months later, and I knew I had to take in this kitten to keep the peace.  I did miss Mister Mellow who was the best mouser you ever saw.  But that’s another story.

So the saucer of milk was poured and the boys watched him drain the bowl.  Then he collapsed from his exertions, and of course the boys had to sit and watch him sleep.  My hobo queen went into the woods to make sure the other dumped kittens weren’t missed.  But none others could be found.

Henry loved to sneak out, and Kurt was the most protective.  He would dash out of the shack, usually barefoot, and race into the woods to find Henry.  He was not hard to find.  He usually was poking around and wandering.  He never really ran, and never really went on the hunt.  So Kurt would pick him up, and bring him back to the shack.  Henry never got fat or even chubby.  Well, he did have a slight belly.  He would sit on Kurt’s bunk bed, or on Marc’s bunk bed and hog the blanket when they were sleeping.    

The boys grew up, and Henry sort of became my cat.   When laying down for a nap, he would plop down and start purring and stirring.  He never attacked the dogs, even when they barked and chased him on top of the kitchen cabinets to hide.  He would curl up and take a nap looking down from his perch.

On Tuesday October 27,2010, a great wind storm was blowing around our shack.  I went into the bedroom and smiled seeing Henry curled up into a ball on the bed asleep.  Ususally, he would stand up, stretch and start pawing me to pay attention.  It seemed odd he was sleeping near dinner time, but I didn’t disturb him and went back to my chores.  After dinner the hobo queen went into the bedroom and announced Henry took the big sleep.  I was stunned, and felt sad.  The boys loved him, and Millie the coon hound still goes looking for him in our bedroom.  The boys are grown up now, and the hobo queen buried Henry on the hill were he entered our lives.   We miss you Henry.

Now is the time to vote!

Men died to give us the freedom to vote. VOTE!

It’s time to stop talking, and start doing.  Everybody has excuses on why, or how they can’t do anything.  We can vote.

It’s your vote, and your decision.  My vote is going for the candidates I will share some Mulligan stew around the hobo jungle bon fire.

If you don’t want to hang around the people you are voting for, then you might be picking some rotten eggs. 

The election won’t change much right away.  The work is ahead of us, and I don’t expect much can be fixed pronto.  But I know we can stop spending money pronto, if we ain’t sure it’s doing any good for us right now.

Let’s stop burning up money.  Let me know how your voting went.  We’re going to celebrate with a little mo0nshine and music the evening of the 2nd of November.

Volcanoes and earthquakes mock B.O.!

Mount Sinabung ignores our volcano czar declaring a carbon tax on eruptions!

Indonesia has endured a tsunami after an ocean bed earthquake lifted the ocean.  Indonesia has a volcano erupting that is killing the country between flood waters and toxic lava.  If nobody has paid attention, it seems we have a lot more earthquakes, tsunami waves, and volcano eruptions.  Are these turbulent events signs from powers bigger then us?  Why do we focus on global warming impact of man made emissions?  The volcano emissions dwarf the manmade emissions, except maybe China that is choking the country to conquer the world?

Where is the Volcano Czar?  Why is the president hiding our volcano czar?  What if our volcano sites erupted?  How can we go through another day without announcements from our volcano czar?  Tell us what to do!  It seems the Gulf of Mexico czar, the Jobs czar, and the Volcano czar are all in Hawaii for an extended conference on STIMULUS Projects That Never Happened.

Our country is anxiously waiting for instructions, directions, and lectures on how to reduce volcano dangers by carbon taxes.

B.O. got his globetrotter shoes packed!

So long you angry crackers that hate my changes! I'm leaving town!

So long suckers, I got to visit the mosque in Timbuktu!  The planes will be loaded, and our President is exiting stage left pronto.  He won’t be hear to watch the demise of all those who followed his advice from congress and senate.  Luxurious hotels, lavish parties, endless kowtowing and bowing await our fearless leader.  Visiting a mosque and ignoring our terror threats at home while living it up on our money. 

Roll out the red carpet, bring out the honor guard, and lets haul out the 5 bomb proof limousines for this merry band of globe trotters.  Let the world see how our President can live like a king!  Our kingdom is going broke, but hey, it’s good to be king!

While in faraway places, the elections will seem so far away, and so insignificant!   B.O. will watch his hosts fall asleep as he rambles on about green carbon taxes and new paradigms, blah, blah, blah.   Please stay away for as long as you like!  Bye, bye!

USA voted and don’t want to go for a ride!

Senator Feingolf did campaign finance reform as his only major work, and it was a bust.

Okey, it’s been beaten to a pulp.  The Republicans drove us into the ditch.  The Democrats now got the keys.   All of us know we were taken for a ride.  (Remember that old mobster expression?  “Taken  for a ride.”  It usually meant a swim with cement shoes at the end of the ride.

USA don’t want to be taken for a ride, again.  The Democrats don’t have the keys, and neither do the Republicans.  The voters said, shut up and watch the road you goofs.  The new Speaker of the House will probably return the military jet, that Nancy Pelosi insisted as adding as a prerequisite of her elite status.

Let me just observe the obvious.  The voters did not leave the polling booth and went home to hibernate.  Things are different. The people are watching and following our government.  We expect some work to be done.  What about the Gulf of Mexico folks?  It seems the news media tired of their trials and tribulations.  We want them folks to be helped, and the Gulf Czar promised swift help months ago.  Okey, what’s really done?

We’re watching, and don’t bother spinning fairy tales on feeding us nonsense.

Santa Claus is trying to save Christmas!

Santa loves the Rockettes, and we loved their 2008 show in Green Bay!

Calling all hobo folks, we need to help Santa Claus save Christmas!  We need the Christmas spirit, more than ever!  With out of work hobo budgets, Christmas “spirit” is more important than the price tag of gifts.  I can’t explain it, but despite all of the trouble we’ve been through, I believe Christmas will be better this year.

The food pantries can’t keep up for the hungry families.  The shelters are expanding, but still no room at the inn for families.  Dads are searching for a job to get some Christmas gifts.  But we do not give up, we keep going.  We do need something to cheer us up.  Christmas spirit will  clear away the doom and gloom!

When I was 5 years old, I didn’t know that mom and dad couldn’t pay the mortgage.  They were both laid off.  Dad got called up in December.  His 1st paycheck came in time for him and mom to drag us out on Christmas Eve so they could buy our Christmas gifts.  I just remember the mob scene of shoppers in Chicago, on a cold snowy night, and me as a little kid trying to get through without getting trampled.  But it was more, I didn’t know their fear, their gratitude to celebrate Christmas for me and my brother.  We were gawking at  the decorations in downtown Chicago, and amazed at the toys on display.

I never knew how important Christmas was to them, until much later when I heard the story.  My boys are grown, and I am proud of them.  They know I can’t buy them a Ferrari or a skiing vacation to Vail.  But we can share the Christmas spirit and dreams of 2011 as a better year.  Believing 2011 will be better is a great gift to enjoy Christmas better.

Michelle, keep your hands to yourself!

Big Momma stirred up a pot of trouble by her handjob.

Why do we always have to be the “ugly american” that is blind to local culture and courtesy?  Michelle was grabby for a hand shake with a conservative Muslim, that is a “no no” in their culture in B.O.’s native land Indonesia.

Michelle, of course can’t be told anything by her husband, since she would wear the pants in the family, if she could fit into his trousers with her ample celulilite.  So, of course it’s no big deal to her.  But this land will long remember the First Lady of the USA as an ignorant and unschooled in Indonesian culture.

Fortunately, Michelle doesn’t spend much time visiting towns across the USA.  Otherwise, she would irritate more folks than B.O. has already.

Hobo cruise ends badly!

Fresh air with lots of elbow room is great!

Heard the hobo travelers on the ultra spectacular plush cruise ship Splendour would have more fun in the hobo jungle.  Yes, we have hot mulligan stew and plenty of places to answer nature’s call.  The cruise ship had no toilets working, and they opened cold cans of spam and beans!  Hope they opened cans of beer too?

The guys on the upper decks got to pee over the railing to the lower decks.  Had a few buttes swung over the rail, too!  Classy cruise experience.  Hobo travel in box cars has more creature comforts.

The best way to travel is with Nancy Pelosi.  She gets to use the hell out of her presonal Boeing 757 before January changes her job.

Let’s not make a deal by B.O.

Loser's club hug.

Okey, so South Korea has a trade agreement on USA exports all set to sign.  The Democrat Senate and House delayed approving it until B.O. got elected.  Then they approve it.  Then B.O. decides to change it to suit his union buddies.

Gee, the South Koreans did not approve the deal this way.  No deal.

This isn’t Chicago where you can keep changing deals after they are agreed.  So B.O. comes back empty handed, and nothing to get the deal saved, because he won’t dump the “little change” he added for his union donors.  Oh well, our agriculture exporters can continue to lose to Brazil, and every other country that is laughing at how dumb we are in trade.

Hobo travel looking better than air travel!

The 3 wise men of Obama's executive branch.

Hey, how about marching through a body scanner, and then getting groped every time you fly?  Sound like fun?   Seems dumb to me.  How about peeing in a cup, and truth serum?  Our executive branch doesn’t know how to run a lunch counter, let alone the airline industry.

How many foreign travelers want to travel out of the USA with this ridiculous process?  We’ll find out when nobody wants to be a tourist with our new security process.  Somehow, Europe has not been blown up without groping or body scans.  Never mind, we blindly believe in “technology” no matter how dumb the people in charge of it.

When I traveled by plane with out toddlers, nobody would want to pat them down!  Their diapers weren’t explosive, but they were lethal!  I am concerned how kids will react to adults putting hands all over them.  What about elderly folks with aches, pains, and arthritis asking them to stand straight up for scanning with arms overhead.  I know folks that can’t lift their arm over their shoulders anymore.  What the hell is going on with the brilliant administration in Washington?  How about the Obama children and wife getting a body scan and pat downs?

I predict hobo travel packages will gain in popularity!  A personal guided tour by Ken and Earl to all the greasy spoons along the hobo trail will be a major attraction.  Hop on your private box car for a tour of the USA without getting groped.

How stupid are the leadership managers of our executive branch?  We still can’t put terrorists on trial from 9/11/2001?  We can’t stop drug shootouts along Arizona and Texas?  We can’t drill for our own oil?  We can’t monitor banks that lied and cheated on foreclosure process after adding millions of dollars to watch banks?

Death panel at Medicare is now in place!

B.O. is proud to sign death sentence for my pal.

Achtung, attention those entering Medicare coverage have fewer chances of living.  My buddy is helping his wife battle the big C.  She was on a designer drug that was keeping her alive since January.  This July he got the good word.  With the new Healthcare legislation, Medicare will NOT PAY FOR HER CANCER MEDICINE ANYMORE!  You’re on your own, good luck.

Let’s take this one more step.  If you have the misfortune of having cancer, then your doctor WILL NOT INFORM YOU OF THIS DRUG!  Why?  Because it won’t get paid by Medicare so why build up your hopes, and dash them all at once?  Medicare will let you die without the opportunity of staying alive.

At this point, I got nothing else to say.  I was stunned, and saddened that she won’t get treatment, that Medicare did approve and she received for 6 months.  Healthcare bill stops all options, and nobody to help on this.  So we don’t even get to talk to a death panel.  Just some nameless bureaucrat somewhere made a guideline that lets people die.

We met the enemy, and he is us!

Politicians predict the past, because they got no future.

Let me lead you children back into the land of make believe with magical creatures that speak and think like humans!  You might spend a little time with Pogo.  The imagination and creativity of politicians to interpret the past we lived through, so that we get lost in their weaving of nonsense is a rare gift.  We know that we voted out a lot of politicians, but now we are being told what we did and why we did it, by the same rascals that couldn’t get voted out, since they weren’t on the ballot!  President Obama suggests all them rascals got kicked out, because we’re upset about the lack of jobs.  Sure we’re upset about printing money, that has to be paid by the blood sweat and tears of those still working.  But that’s not THE REASON for the kick their ass out votes.  I’m upset because my buddy’s wife got yanked off her cancer treatment as soon as the Healtcare law got passed.  She’s being killed by a stupid law!  B.O. is a community organizer where 60% of the community want him out of town!  His vote is coming in 2012, goodbye professor communist!

Let’s make one point, before I get hypnotized by Rangel’s crying over being caught.  I felt like laughing watching a grown man cry, over being a criminal that should be in jail.  Most criminals will do something good, by mistake during 80 years of life.  Rangel did a few good things.  So what?  My son took out the garbage probably 10 times in 18 years.  So what?  What tells me more than anything about Rangel is this.  He kept a old Mercedes in a reserved parking garage for over a decade that was restricted for government use.   If he had an old cadillac, or an old mustang then maybe I’ld forgive him.  But an old mercedes?  What USA union worker built that car?  What USA auto parts company made spare parts for that car?  He wants our tax money to support his living like a little dictator king, but he won’t support our economy?

Most citizens moan about the lack of jobs.  We’re buying everything at Walmart from China and Japan.  We  brag about our German Mercedes luxury car, our Japanese Toyota that won’t stop accelerating, our flat screen television from South Korea, and these same union workers demand we buy their USA cars, when they support every other country outside of the USA?!  As Pogo famously said”We met the enemy, and he is us!”

TSA John Pistole wants to grab your groin!

TSA day dream hand search candidate.

TSA didn’t exist until the terrorists got me a job!

We all will die if we don’t use a magic ray machine to see you naked.  Then we need to have people put their hand down your shorts just to make sure.  They do wear rubber gloves, because some folks have residue in their underwear.  The brilliance of John Pistole is to use mindless technology with a mindless policy.

When you go to the airport, take off your shoes, empty your pockets, don’t carry in nail clippers, get a nude picture of yourself, and then get groped.  It sounds like a vacation in itself!  Maybe I’ll just go to the airport to go through security and then have a smoke and cocktail after.

No only will this keep terrorists away, this will keep foreign visitors from traveling to the USA.  The terrorists might actually focus on attacking us, instead of playing with commercial passenger planes.  We’re spending money on machines, when we could simply have everyone disrobe and board the plane naked.  We can pass out hospital gowns to rent for $50 as airport security fee.

It could get a little messy with women menstruating, or people with colon bags.  But what the heck, it will keep us safe from getting blown up. 

We salute John Pistole as a block head blindly following technology over the cliff of common sense.  The TSA did not exist, until 2002 when the Democrats in congress found an opportunity for more government union employees owing their loyalrty to the Democrats in Congress paying them.  Yes, the Democrats have an answer to terrorism, it the TSA that is terrorizing us.

Oakland Kalifornia wants you to grow pot!

Hey man, grow weed and support Oakland!

Hey, we need money, coin, cash!  Oakland will let you grow pot for a lot of fees, charges, etc.  So it sounds like a new gold rush in Kalifornia!  But wait, will Detroit or New York City let this opportunity be the property of Oakland?  You can bet there will be more places to drop drug money if Oakland opens the door! 

Now why can it be legal to grow, what is illegal to sell?  And be registered with the city so the local police can confiscate your stuff?  Very confusing, but hey this is a new millenium, and a new century that doesn’t need an old hobo to stand in the way.  I should just enjoy the collapse of our country led by city, state, federal government leadership.  We even have to endure the self appointed expert morons in our government agencies that are blockhead dimwits certified by college degrees.

Why does billionaire George Soros throw a million bucks to back this Oakland deal?  He must be very serious about enjoying his weed!  Wow, does Warren Buffett take a toke?

Robin Hood returns as Chicago Obama

We got no hope with the change we got left in our pockets.

The White House doesn’t seem like Camelot.  However, our President enjoys being Robin Hood with the mission to rob from the rich to give to the government.  The thieves from the Sherwood Forest stole tax money from the evil king, to return to the overtaxed and starving common folk.  However, it is our goverment that wants to steal from the common folk and the rich.  The common folk get zip, but a few good stories on how the rich people don’t need all their possessions.

Our President has done a lot of talking on the glorious days to come of government controled health care, airport security improvements on children and grandmothers, and he’s working on his Christmas list to see if there a few jobs he can create by taxing us more.

Somehow the story doesn’t seem right!?  Where is our Robin Hood?  Where is our Santa Claus?  Our President seems to have the story wrong, and is getting it wronger every day I hear him say more of his great plans for our country.

President made nation of beggars proud!

Obama only offers handouts not a hand up.

George Washington proclaimed this national holiday to give thanks to God.  As our first president he understood that none of us are perfect enough or powerful enough to control our own destiny alone.  Together as a nation that accepts the rule of law under our constitution, and together in thanking our Creator God we can be united in our purpose to live together as a nation in common cause.  We can be a nation in harmony with other peaceful nations.

The strength and power is from the people that choose to honor God and the sacrifice of those who came before us to bring us to this point in time.  Now, we have become a nation of beggars, that plead and beg for extended welfare benefits to remain helpless and hopeless.  Our President has not led us, but has fallen down into the pit of condemning our past triumphs, and blaming all of his mistakes on predecessors.

The plan to build up our country is based on blaming those who succeed as stealing from the poor.  The solution is to let government take more, and blame more.  We have become a nation of beggars and whiners.  Imagaine being a pilgrim in a new land, with only your own wits and courage to carve out shelter and find food.  There was no one to beg to.  They prayed to God, and struggled to find their way.

I’m tired of the professional critics on everything we could have done or should have done.  We’re here now.  Tell me what you are going to do about today, besides stealing from those who have built up our country.

New national holiday; “Bitch & Whine Day”

Well, I never seen such a bunch of miserable whiners in my life!

One of these days…POW to the moon!

Yes, our country needs to vent our frustrations in a positive way.  It is destructive to act out our agressive feelings of hostility.  Why’ we’ve campaigned severals wars because we got upset about getting attacked and killed.  We need to take a deep collective breath, and sing “We are the world, we are the children”.

Our President has complained about George W Bush on what he should have done.  It would be nice if our President B.O. would do what he said he should do.  But we know, he’s busy bitching about Bush.

Joe Biden has complained about how dumb and lazy the voters were to vote in Democrats in 2010.  It seems only the Republicans voted?  The Republicans are the minority party in this country so how could only Republicans vote in so many Republicans?  Math was never the strong suit of oratorical Joe.

Harry Reid got  enough votes to strut around like a monarch in rags.  And Granny Pelosi will have more time to hunt TEA nazis she saw at them town hall meetings.  It’s time to take a deep breath, and count to ten.

We done so many bad things in a wrong way, there’s not enough words to set it straight.  We need a national day of “Bitching and Whining” to vent all these evil deeds.  We will encourage everyone to stand in the town square to rant and rail against the morons, losers, and awful people past and present.  It will be great, and will lead to some great fights for entertainment.  Boxing and kicking is okey, but no biting.

The hobo jungle will seem pretty tame, and if you go to town on Bitching and Whining day better bring a good hiking stick to beat away the bitchers and whiners.  President Obama hereby proclaim bitching and whining day to be the day after Christmas.  Of course, the atheists will have priority on raising hell. For Christs’s sake, don’t forget to let them Muslim terrorist talk, too!

Get real! Or do you want artificial?

Is it real, or is it artificial rat?

We have damn few choices in life.  However, it’s simple at buying groceries.  You can choose natural or real food, or artificial.  There are artificial flavors in too many food products.  Artifical sweeteners, food dyes, food chemicals for flavors, and the list goes on.  It’s actually more work to get natural foods.  Even food packaging like canned products have some type of plastic coating inside lining the can to make it easier for the big machines cramming food into these cans.

How about people?  Do you want real people or artificial people?  I’m not talking about entertainment with people portraying characters, but people who choose to become artificial?  Politicians may pop into mind as one category of people that create an artificial biography.  Their public face is more like a mask, and at some point you have to wonder if they have lost themselves in their artificial creation?

Anyway, when I see the cast of characters still wandering about Washington D.C. in 2010, I feel confused.  Charlie Rangel wants sympathy and pity for his predicament.  We might have feelings for a real genuine person.  However, he has paraded around pompously as a potentate for so long, nobody knows him for real.  Nancy Pelosi has a cheery disposition after the nation thumbed their nose at her.  Our President has never ever given a glimpse of the real man behind the role.  I know some smart guys that take an hour to explain why they got a cold, but they stutter a lot.  I got no patience on avoiding some simple answers.  He likes to explain what is happening in Washington D.C. like he is a reporter for a college newspaper.  He’s the President, and it would seem he has some ideas, some priorities that are his ideas.  Why can’t he tell us short and simple what he plans on doing?  He’s not real, he’s artificial.  Like food packaging with artificial checmicals, he pours out long multi syllable words that nobody knows or understands.

Christmas celebrates the world being saved with baby Jesus!

Zeus in better days in his throne built by patricians.

On a cold winter’s night in a barn with animals, the son of God was born.

The atheists can’t stop the hands of God at work on earth.

We look forward to celebrating Christmas.  The world was waiting to be set free.  Just like some of the simples minds of today, a conquering king was expected to lay waste to all in power that held down slaves and the nomadic Jews.  The baby Jesus did not seem like an all powerful threat to the armies of the tyrant leaders.  Was this a joke?  How can a baby save the world that is helpless and poor himself?

It seems that what the opressor tyrants could not do to kill the baby Jesus, is being replaced by the efforts of atheists today to hide the baby as if Jesus was never born.  Why?  What is the threat to the supremely self confident, self made brilliant thinkers of atheism from people celebrating the birth of a baby?

Despair kills the mind and the soul.  Despair is contrary to the purpose of man in realizing our potential as we develop our gifts and talents.  Atheists want to kill hope, as they continue to ban celebrating Christmas.  Why do we listen to atheists and seek to placate their self induced outrage on a global event?  Christmas is a time to celebrate life, and the promise to live free from opression and persecution of our beliefs.

Alan the “blind owl” of Canned Heat

Blind Owl is one of the best blues harp players of all time.

Growing up in Chicago during the Chess days of glory gave me a great interest in the Blues.  Canned Heat took it to another level and social change into the 70′s, until Alan “Blind Owl”  Wilson left our world.  Some of the old school thought they were ripping off original blues music without giving recognition for their creators.  However, they were great and deserve a listen today.  Going Up the Country, Same All Over, Let’s Work Together are all worth a listen today. 

Boogie music is a unique niche in music, and Canned Heat definitely worked the Boogie sound.  The Blues make you feel good, even if you feel bad.

They took their name from the Depression Era cheap high, known as Canned Heat.  We felt we were on the verge of Depression in the early ’70′s.  The economy was tanking, jobs were scarce, and you couldn’t get gasoline.  Of course the VietNam war protests and Civil Rights prominence were increasing anxiety and conflicts across the land.

Give a listen and see if Blues and Boogie can get you going through the winter blues.  Merry Christmas, and I miss Blind Owl.

Ignorance can be fixed unless you’re stupid!

We're saying goodbye to 2010 and hello to a new decade!

If I could give a Christmas gift to the new senators and representatives about to enter Washington D.C. in 2011, then I would give the gift of “Let me find out about that.”  We hate people of pretend they know more.  It is not a failing to be ignorant.  We can learn, and I know I am still learning at chess after 4 decades. 

We must be tolerant and patient with our newly elected.  I don’t want a promise to shut me up.  I want the right best solution on every problem we face, for which there are too many!  We can’t get it all done, but we can stop sinking into a deeper hole pretending all is fine.

So I will diligently follow our newly elected senator and representative from Wisconsin.  I don’t mind “I don’t know.”  It doesn’t take long for some elected folks to think they know it all.

A north woods Christmas is special!

Baby Jesus bunked with the farm animals.

The city folk can’t enjoy the same Christmas of the north woods folk.  The poor and hungry can’t afford their aprtment, and need to visit food pantries to eat.  The poor aren’t hungry in the north woods.  Wild turkey and goose for the Christmas feast is better than handouts.  Venison, bear jerky,  and smoked fish are good too.  A bullet or an arrow can get you food for your family.  A wood burning cast iron stove can keep you warm using trees that are dead and dry to burn.

Trappers sell furs still today to buy the luxuries of life, like beer!   There is no more majestic winter sight, then a fir tree with white snow in plain view out of your frosted cabin window on Christmas morning.  The children play on sleds and skate on frozen lakes.  Snow men are an all day project for the family.  Snow forts and snowball fights add to the fun. 

Hot cider from apples harvested off trees will warm you up.  A root cellar stocked with harvested potatoes and onions help mom make a hearty stew.

If you didn’t take the time to stock up on fish and game, then it can be a hungry winter. 

The Amish folk bake great apple pies with rhubarb to make your lips pucker!  Their natural fed chickens are mighty tasty too!  Life in the country doesn’t have the neon lights and nightclubs of the city.  We can always visit the city, but are glad to live in the country.  Merry Christmas from your country cousins!

Professor Doom & Doctor Gloom confirm Santa is fat!

Santa always gets a nightcap in Wisconsin!

Santa Claus has always visited Wisconsin last.  He enjoys finishing his deliveries by a celebration.  Typically, a Wisconsin beer, cheese, and sausage makes a great nightcap.  Fried eggs, ham, pancakes, and a screw driver is a great breakfast, too.

The favorite spot remains a secret, but you can hear his sleighbells in the northwoods of Wisconsin.

Wisconsin north woods is one of the few places left that Santa can sit at the bar and knock down a few without a question.  However, he can’t smoke his pipe, because dumb ass Doyle banned smoking at taverns, pubs, saloons and other places we don’t need do gooders sticking their nose.  My Christmas gift would let me smoke my cigar, and enjoy a cocktail like the good old days.

The world changes, and I hope Santa never does change. 

Professor Doom has statistics that Santa does deliver Christmas gifts to children of atheists.  Kids are too smart to doubt Santa and the miracle of Christmas.  Doctor Gloom has confirmed that most adults who choose to become atheists hate to buy Christmas gifts, but gladly accept Christmas gifts.

Michael Moore made record SICKO ticket sales in Cuba?

Michael Moore stands by SICKO propaganda for Cuba!

The heroic efforts of Wikileaks has pissed off Michael Moore . Moore  had thrown all his considerable weight behind supporting illegal stolen information posted, unless it was about him!  It seems the Cuba propagands department prohibited the showing of SICKO because it would inflame the little island popluation to riot.  Cuba officials knew the model health facility Michael used as his centerpiece, was a showpiece and did not remotely resemble actual healthcare available.

The average citizen of Cuba lives without hope of ever seeing that hospital in the movie.  Mike we salute your grandiose self inflated importance on your contributions to misinformation.

Michael may need to do an expose on the conspiracy to make him fat and obnoxious.  I would hate to be stuck at his dinner table.  You would have to fight to protect your dinner as he inhaled his food.  And he would keep rambling on about his rich and privileged life as a failed comic/documentary producer.  His facts are funny, but his movies are boring, predictable, and will soon be in the WalMart dollar bin.

He’ll sign anything! How about my dinner bill?

I can sign anything, anytime, anywhere! I'm President!

President Obama is happy signing papers.  Give me bills, laws, amendments, proclamations, and any official looking treaty.  He is a signing fool!

I hope some folks are explaining what he is signing.  Our president now has requested a security staff of homosexual atheists.  What a great country! 

He can now go to Hawaii so his staff can explain what he signed and what it means.

 The sudden discovery of work seems to be a minor miracle for Washington D.C.!  Plenty of folks ditched out of working by voting for all the stuff the President signed.

Mommy, can I play with Zachary by Elton John’s?

Proud parents Elton John & David Furnish adopt "Zachary"!

Children are children around the world.  However, parents are protective grizzly bears to quote Sarah Palin, and she’s right.  If my boys knew half the wars their mom was ready to start because she felt her boys were being done wrong, they would be shocked.  That’s why I keep my guns locked.   Anyway, playmates for Zachary may have some protective normal parents who have a real mom and dad.  This pretend pair of parents are playing at being parents in between their other priorities.  Parents are parents and are ready to intervene day or night to protect their children at any cost or inconvenience.

Quite sure Zachary will lead a life of indulgence and privilege.  However, it is hard to be a child if you are not really parented.  Elton and David will most likely pay for a nanny to handle the parenting chores.  They will just want to be with Zachary when dressed up like a doll baby.  Changing diapers and midnight feedings won’t  be be their primary interest.

Being an only child offers challenges to growing up.  Most families can have another child naturally.  Elton and David may have to go baby shopping again for a sibling. 

Playmates for Zachary may be a little confused on where’s mom?  Zachary may be confused on visiting playmates to see a mom and dad.  I don’t think I care to observe this disturbing family combination, and I will pray for Zachary for his safe passage through his childhood.

Happy New Year USA! Better days ahead!

The eagle flies across the USA for 2011!

My Christmas gift came with the election results of 2010!  The people have spoken, and I saw our future change quickly.  The sudden desire to work with Republicans by our President seems like he was zapped by a cattle prod!

I know the best is yet to come.  2011 will bring in our new senators and representatives.  I already like my new governor Walker for Wisconsin.  We are a country that is tired of waiting for government to keep us unemployed and fed.  We are looking to work, to build, and to prosper. 

Happy New Year!

Blizzard blows down Bloomberg!

Mayor Bloomberg forgot to be a mayor during the blizzard.

The 2010 blizzard that struck New York City, and most of the East Coast did not make a sneak attack.  It was well predicted and everybody saw it coming, except the Mayor of New York.  I remember another mayor from the city of Chicago who totally flubbed the blizzard that buried the city for over a week.  Mayor Michael Bilandic failed miserably in his role as an administrator.

 

Bilandic got run out of town, and Bloomberg will be saying sayonara.

If the Streets and Sanitation crews were playing games in protest of the city budget for their department, then they were playing Russian roulette with the lives of their fellow citizens.

 

New York has handled blizzards before.  You deal with it as a state of emergency.  Plows cannot dance around cars parked everywhere.  No cars allowed to remain on streets overnight.  Plows and front loaders can scrape up to the curbs without crunching cars.  People can bitch and moan about moving their cars, but the city would function.

 

President Obama keeps talking about focusing on the economy and jobs.  Really?  This blizzad will be gone by Spring.  Don’t think our unemployed folks can count on a Spring thaw.

New Yorkers have faced blizzards before, and work got done.

It’s time to believe in our future!

Granny won't get to hug B.O. anymore?

The new Representatives and Senators are officially at work for the people they represent.  This is the time to believe that we have a future.  We the people aren’t just being ignored, we are actually respected by the newly elected!  This is quite a turn of events!

The economy and the actions to remove obstacles to hiring more people to work may stand a chance!  I’m not weeping at my keyboard as I think of these small miracles.  I don’t need to with our new Speaker of the House who cries at card tricks.  That’s okey with me.  If he’s crying, then I don’t need to keep the horse manure that was dumped on us from the last year.

Is it possible our PLAYBOY will return?

Hugh Hefner the ancient PLAYBOY is alive!

It was a big deal to publicly display sexually provocative pictures in a maagazine on a public news stand back in the 1960″s!  Hugh Hefner kicked open the door to the sexual revolution in the 1950′s with launching PLAYBOY magazine.   As any sex starved bachelor, he had more dreams then real money to be a wealthy jet setting playboy.  However, he gave a glimpse into a world of exciting nightclub life, and buxom all American girls blooming in the flesh!  There also was a sense of humor in the tweaking of prudes through hilarious cartoons, and pinup art of idealized womanhood.

Now here we are in the new millenium, the new century, and the new decade with octogenarian Hefner reclaiming his dream world.  I welcome his efforts.  The world of PLAYBOY included the clubs that were more of an adult Disney World.  No pornography, no sexual pandering, and no flesh market activity were ever allowed in the clubs.  His nude photography was more role playing and imagination, then a gynecological close up.

I don’t know if you can ever go back.  However, I wish him good luck on his new lease on life.  The young men of the USA, and some of us old timers will enjoy seeing the USA regain some sexual mojo.  However, he does need to have a professional money manager.  He drained the company with his excessive self indulgence with the legendary PLAYBOY mansion of Chicago that partied with the in crowd from the ’60′s and 70′s.  His migration to California with the PLAYBOY west mansion seemed to coincide with the brand and the audience slipping.

As a young bacherlor in Chicago I often wandered the street on the North Loop neighborhood to see the stars hopping out of cabs and limousines to dash up the steps to his mansion front door.  I should have become a papparazzi to make a few bucks back then.  His daughter Christie gave it a good try, but she never could run the company to make a nickel, or have any fun for the public.  Good luck Hugh!

Papa Bear Halas will be watching!

Two legendary pro football coaches still influence the game today.

The Chicago BEARS will be hosting the Green Bay PACKERS for the NFC championship game!  How awesome that legendary teams meet to settle the question on who is the best.  

Coach Mike Ditka was the handpicked coach to bring back the glory days for Pap Halas, and it was a storybook team in 1985 that took the ultimate prize.  It’s impossible to say if the PACKERS or the BEARS hold the upper hand this season.  But this game will be one for adding to the legendary players and games of this rivalry. 

Growing up in Chicago, I loved the BEARS and respected the Lombardi PACKERS.  Our new coaches and new teams are holding up their traditions well.  It will be great to see this game!

Who is on first base? Yes Hu!

Who is on first base? That's right. What's right? Who is on first base!

The visiting China leader has an easy name to remember.  Hu.  Who is he? Yeah, that’s Hu!  Who?  Hu!

Anyway, I got  a funny name, too. 

Wish we had Bud and Lous to do their baseball routine again.

The history and tradition of China makes me a little cautious about counting on current visitors to be buddies.  What we need right now is a new Genghis Kahn.  The Chinese couldn’t stop the raging Mongolian horde of marauders.  Don’t promote warfare, but if you have a bad ass enforcer around few problems arise.

Mongolia to reclaim China held by Genghis Khan!

They spared nobody as Gehngis Khan conquered China.

The Mongols are seeking legal recourse to reclaim their territory from the 13th century. 

It is interesting that under his rule, religious tolerance flourished with protection of rights. 

It is also interesting that in China, despite deadly persecution, the Christians increase to one of the major religions in a country that banned God or belief in relgion. 

These are times that need religious tolerance, and God’s blessings.  Those who purposely erase God from the local culture, face perils as terrible as Genghis Khan’s conquering hordes.

The least we can do is create a Genghis Khan University in Bejing to promote multi cultural understanding.

The Mongols so loved President “W” Bush that they have a horse kept for his beck and call upon his return.  These are times that need men with courage and a love of Mongols!

That’s a wrap! Exit stage left, dim the lights.

Right Wing conspirators are ruining the life of Keith O!

We mourn for news commentary with the tragic loss of Keith Olbermann as he leaves us bereft and abandoned.  MSNBC has lost a great sports commentator, and a dimwit on politics, as well as world current events.  There is always room for another hobo apprentice!  Uncle Stosh may hang out at Olbermann’s penthouse a few months to teach him the hobo trail.

Is Keith a victim of profiling?  Is Keith being hounded by the Rupert Murdoch billionaire conservative club?  Is Keith anoying and dumb?  Expect a pay per view special from Keith on all this and more.

This puts a lot of pressure on Chris Matthews to be the next loudmouth commentator who thinks he’s amusing.  Matthews leg is tingling again!

Keith can do a great job on sports play by play again in Green Bay Wisconsin for about $15,000 a year.  But he will have to wear a cheese wedge hat.

An Inconvenient Truth; Al Gore is missing!

Last of the red hot lovers!

Have you seen this man? Please help us save the world and find Al Gore!

The Nobel prize was awarded to Al “biscuits and gravy” Gore from Nashville.  This was in 2007.  What has he done since this distinguished award ceremony?  I must admit that this Nobel prize photo of Gore is creepy.  It seems more like a deranged mortician than a savior of the climate. 

Since he invented the internet, and established a financial house of cards for carbon credits, he has gone missing.  I accuse big oil for kidnapping the tree ring counter’s disappearence.  He is being held in a coal mine near Illinois to silence the voice of hysteria and paranoia.

Uncle Stosh and some other hobo elders are prepared to comb the hobo jungles until we find out who knows he’s missing.  Why has MSNBC been silent and complicit in his disappearence?  No guest appearence invitations on any television program has even been offered in the last 2 years!  Will Rupert Murdoch please invite Al to appear on Glen Beck?  It would be full of sound and fury signifying nothing.  2 dolts with rabid followers is amazing.  Keith Olbermann has now left the stage and Glen Beck is poised to be the only voice of reason in public electronic media.  That’s creepy.  He’s nuts!

Fidel and buddy Nikita just wanted Florida!

Russia is going to the dogs?

Fidel and Nikita had plans for a nightclub together in Miami!

Nikita Kruschev and Fidel Castro had a top secret target during the Cuban Missile Crisis.  They wanted to claim Florida and open a communist nightclub in Miami.  Cuba has some awesome jazz musicians.  Certainly they have beautiful women who are awesome chorus line dancers.  Russian vodka, Cuban cigars, and a hot nightspot could have melted the cold war!

Anyway, they couldn’t agree on the name of the club.  Nik liked “Uncle Joes’s” for his boss Joe Stalin.  Fidel liked “Che’s Joint”  in honor of the revolutionary he bumped off to become boss.  Too bad, because it would have cost less than the military buildup and it would have been a lot of fun!

These secret files were sniffed out by Vladimir Putin’s top dog who has top security clearence to go anywhere.  Koni is beloved by Putin.  How about a dog night club?

MSNBC new superstar replacing Olbermann

Holy smoke from Da Coach Iron Mike Ditka!

You can’t get a better pedigree then being on sports broadcasting, just like Keith Olbermann.  Here comes Iron Mike!  He can intimidate, investigate, and yes he can pontificate!  MSNBC wants to take a new direction.

Some new concepts for news coverage are special focus programs.  “Celebrity sleepover”  “Lobbyist vacation packages”  and most exciting “Indicted and convicted public officials”  George Soros will invite a bunch of hoboes to sleep over at his mansion, and have a bonfire with wienies plus moonshine.  Nancy Pelosi will rate lobbyist vacations with her souveniers and photo albums.  Visiting prisons to see Illinois governor George Ryan, and congressman Dan Rostenkowski compares prison crafts with Martha Stewart.

Cigars, poker games with world leaders and Mike’s poker buddies, and plenty of liquor will make the Ditka the premiere news invitation.  The original pass the peace pipe ritual can be replaced by pass the humidor to select your favorite smoke.  Holy smoke!  The USA is ready for somebody who will never be “politically correct” in behavior.

Fearless Leader wants to beat Sputnik!

President Obama prepared to match technology of Sputnik 50 years later!

President Obama has a goal from his State of the Union speech for 2011.  We will beat Sputnik.  This satellite that launched 50 years ago from communist Russia has our President very concerned.  He takes this challenge seriously.  He may even consider funding NASA to have a space program by 2020.

President Obama does take comfort that we did put a man on the moon 40 years ago and takes credit for this major advance in technology.  It seems our President is lost in  a decade that precded his birth.  We know Michelle likes hoola hoops.  How about Slinky and tv dinners?

President Obama warned us that we can’t count on jobs for life, and yes he cautioned workers today about their pension.  Jobs for life?  Are you kidding?  That ended in the 1950′s.  Pensions?  Onlygovernment workers have that antiquated luxury.  We don’t know if he ever worked for a living, or if he has any buddies that ever worked.  It seems he is living in a Ozzie and Harriet world that never really existed even back in the 1950′s.

Winter storms make record snowfall even with global warming!

Al "hot air" Gore has been hiding in an igloo!

Attention all you winter weary folks across the USA!  Global Warming is our major concern.  Forget about warming with blizzards, lack of places to park the shoveled snow, or stocking up on ice melt supplies.  This winter has  dumped a bunch of snow, ice, and trouble for everybody.

Al Gore should help us control the climate by stopping these storms.  If we can control our climate by our decisions, then why the hell are we buried up to our buttes in snow?  We’ll talk abut global warming this summer and solemnly report on how hot it is.  It can’t come soon enough!

Why can’t we turn on all the lights, keep the cars running 24 hours 7 days a week to warm up our planet now?  Maybe these are foolish ideas.  Maybe global warming is a foolish catastrophe that is invisible.

Where is Al Gore?  He seems to have become a hermit recluse and very quiet.  Why couldn’t he act that way for the last decade?

I propose building snowmen with Al Gore masks across the USA to call to attention our global warming plight.

Egypt can’t rely on USA just like Iran learned hard way.

Shah of Iran lost power by inept bungling of his "allies"

When the people of Iran were inflamed to anarchy, the Ayatollah set the stage to offer guidance and leadership through the religous power he wielded.  Of course President Carter set the stage with having the Ayatollah build his plan in exile in France while he worked his disruption to return triumphant.  Of course, the majority of the people of Iran want to live free and not under a religious despot.  However, USA did nothing as protestors and voters were set upon by the fanatic followers of the Ayatollah.  Thank you President Obama and Secretary Clinton for your sympathy for the slaughter.

Today we see a common scenario.  The Egypt leader is a predictable and willing leader working with the flood of oil dollars and Eurodollars from the USA and Europe.  The environmental sanctuary we proclaim for no special reason on our own oil reserves, increases the demand to import oil from the Middle East.  So it requires our leaders to go along and get along, to keep the oil flowing.  If we dare to drill for our own oil, then we will be sad and despairing on desecrating our land.  However, it’s fine for us to let other country’s keep their population as vassals or pawns of the government, so long as the oil keeps coming. 

We can help our fellow men and women in the Middle East by being more interested in their well being, then in taking their oil.  We have our own oil,so why not use it?  I think it would make a few jobs too!  Don’t think President Obama is any more competent than President Carter.  After all, he’s supporting the current Iran government by his treating them as equals on the world stage.

President Obama is finishing President Carter’s Mideast debacle.

Peanut farmer Carter was nuts.

President Carter set the Iran transformation into motion by allowing the Shah of Iran to be replaced by a devious religious zealout.  Now President Obama is allowing a vocal minority to have the sway over a country, Egypt.  The zealouts have allowed prisoners to be busted out of prison to wreak havoc and confusion.  These same zealouts will arise as the power defacto because they created the crisis of confidence, and will quell by fiat their own protests.

President Obama, like Carter, is not about helping the people of the Mideast.  He wants to keep the oil flowing the world needs, and avoid looking ineffective.  He is ineffective, but let’s not allow facts influence public image.

We are about to witness Iran continue to persecute any open opinions for government, and the religious zealout strategy work again in Egypt.  President Obama and President Carter are the bookends on how not to exercise diplomacy.  Giving the mob control is an easy popular lack of courage.  However, once the mob is given control, the results are always terrible for the population.  Mob goons will influence elections that are rigged for the zealout manipulators.

Superbowl 45 has to tip hat to BEARS!

Representative from Green Bay is token fan at Superbowl party of B.O.

This will be a great game with teams that are the royalty of the NFL.  I am a BEARS fan and grew up when Poppa Bear Halas was coaching the team.  His parting gift to Chicago was finding a BEARS replacement coach worthy of the mantle, “Iron Mike” Da Coach  Ditka!  The NFC championship game loss by my BEARS was bittersweet.

Proud that BEARS scrapped their way to the championship game.  Sorry they couldn’t win, but the PACKERS have my respect and admiration.  However, my BEARS saved the USA millions of dollars!  Our fearless leader B.O. won’t go to the Superbowl game.  That would have been a circus. That would have been expensive at our cost.

I pray that President will not do a USA multi million dollar superbowl ad with him catching a pass from Drew Brees while running over cute little kids.  That ad ruined my superbowl day last year.  Just enjoy your superbowl party with tofu, ginseng tea, and cauliflower courtesy of your nagging wife.

Reid Ribble has to endure this “fun” party as a guest since he’s from Green Bay area.  Chicago hot dogs, Chicago pizza, Chicago Italian beef sandwiches are awesome.  Green Bay bratwurst, Leinekugel HoneyWeiss beer, fried cheese curds are awesome!  None of that will be at “the party”. He won’t be getting any of that real fan stuff at White House.  With his luck he will sit next to Hillary Clinton to watch the game.  Spare me from that torture!  That would scare any terrorist into confessing.

Ribble deserves a special award for enduring such fun.  Ribble we salute you, and glad it’s you and not me!  Have fun? Just pretend you’re in Green Bay at sports bar row by Lambeau Field.

The secret is out “He quit!” Michelle tells all!

Never give up! Never surrender! Thanks Sir Winston!

Don’t you love to have your buddy’s wife go on and on about something great her husband promised her?  We know husbands always lie to their wives to get something in exchange.  Usually peace and quiet from nagging!  Sometimes, something more fun!

Michelle told the nation that we can celebrate her husband quit smoking!  He never buys cigarettes if he can mooch and bum a free one.  Who cares if he quits smoking?  Does he get a medal for this?  Nobody bugged Winston Churchill to quit smoking cigars while London was bombed into rubble, and the war was failing with mounting casualties.  We are more excited to learn how goes our battles that affect the entire country, not her family’s personal business.

Anyway, how do we know he really quit?  Now can we expect some reporter to track cartons of cigarettes shipped to some flunky on staff of White House?  Be a man, blow smoke in Michelle’s face and grab a New York strip steak with a beer!  Who wears the trousers in this White House?

Valentine’s Day changed the world!

Moran's gang got whacked, but we missed Mr Big!

Alfonso made Chicago the deadliest town in the world to celebrate Valentine’s Day!  But he did send a lot of flowers for the funerals.  The bait for the massacre by Capone was a shipment of Canadian whiskey arriving to the Moran garage.  But the big boss just had his crew on hand to get the goods. Instead they got murdered by Capone henchmen dressed as Chicago police.

 If Michelle Obama bans soft drinks, then we can have bootleg Mountain Dew!  Moms would meet in dark secret places to get their contraband 2 litre bottle.  President Obama has to sneak a smoke away from Michelle’s spying eyes.

The origin of St. Valentine is in martyrdom.  A Roman Catholic priest attempting to convert a believer in idolatory just happened to be a Caeser.  After being stoned and beaten to a bloody pulp with clubs, was then beheaded.  Most men know if they negelect to follow our St. Valentine tradition to express our affection and devotion to our true love, then we face worse!  So enjoy a Canadian Whiskey (they ignored our stupid Prohibition law done to satisfy busy body do gooders like Michelle), get some flowers, or it’s your funeral with no flowers.

Grammy awards of 2011 is bizarre!

Mr Mumbles of Dick Tracy sings better than Dylan!

The music scene today is in deep trouble.  The salvation of plummeting music sales is to drag out Bob Dylan and Mick Jagger on stage?  Why not bring out the coffin of Elvis Presley instead for a better performance?

Lady GaGa proclaimed herself a “superstar” at her gushing acceptence delirium.  Really?  A superstar?  Will anyone want to listen to her music in 30 years like Elvis Presley? 

Dylan could never sing.  He was dubbed a troubadour, and nobody alive today even recognizes that label.  His songs described the Eisenhower babies angst and cynicsm of life in the USA.  He never stood at the barricades against the Viet Nam war protests.  Never marched for civil rights with Martin Luther King Jr.  He made money pretending to be a social activist, with no action.  Where is he today on these same issues of injustice or environmental crises?  He’s busy collecting more money, that’s all.

The tribute to Aretha Franklin was lame.  If these gals so loved Aretha, has any of them even bothered to visit her?  It’s a drive by tribute.  We’re thinking of you, but it’s a hassle to really visit you.  Toodles!

The music scene today is pretty insipid, lame, and living off old junk.  It’s a garbage dump.

Got my eye on you! Who cares?

Governor Walker informs B.O. that Packers are SuperBowl champions.

President Obama visited Wisconsin to view green technology in Manitowoc.  Governor Walker was glad to let our fearless leader know that Green Bay Packers beat his Bears and became Superbowl champions.  Those were the happier good old days.

Now Governor Walker dared to actually follow up on his campaign promise to reduce the bleeding of deficit money in Wisconsin by attacking the sacred cow of education.  Walker has to clean up the promises pledged by former dimwit Doyle who used his Democrat majority to ram through expenditures after he lost the election!  What a class act by Doyle.

Our fearless leader solemnly warned Wisconsin that he is keeping his eye on Walker.  And?  So what?  Is he a secret admirer or threatening our state officical?

President is using his political dirty tricks brigade create diversions, rallies, signs, union minions, and Soros money to blitz Walker into cowering in fear.  No such reaction.  Instead the Democrat minority now run and hide south of border in Illinois!  They won’t allow the legislature convene by hiding like little children.  I especially find it amusing that the best lesson our teachers can provide their students is to protest like little stooges for a better grade in class. 

When Wisconsin had a Republican minority in the legislature, they stayed to work and lose many battles.  They never chose to cut and run like cowards.  Stay in Illinois you loser Democrats.

“The Present Crisis” points our way!

The lamp of Lowell's illumination is opening our eyes to find our way.

This poem by poet James Russell Lowell published in 1844 was the inspiration for the National American Association of Colored People.  They named their publication CRISIS in recognition of the message and direction in Lowell’s poem.  I am inspired by the message and truth revealed from over 166 years ago. 

We are living in a new millenium, a new century, and a new decade.  This transition is not merely numbers on a calender.  The minds, souls, and dreams of our fellow pilgrims on this globe are casting off the shackles from the past we know.  “as the energy sublime, of the century bursts full-blossomed on the thorny stem of time.”  We are witness to the transformation of our world in Egypt, Iran, Libya, and countless countries seeking freedom for Truth to prevail over convenient lies for tryants with riches.

“For mankind are one in spirit, and an instinct bears along, Round the earth’s centric circle, the swift flash of right or wrong”.  We are all leading the future of mankind for justice or slavery.  “in the strife of Truth with Falsehood, for the good or evil side”.

We all know the power of ill gotten gains can tempt people astray.  “Though the cause of Evil prosper, yet ’tis Truth alone is strong, and albeit she wander outcast now, I see around her throng troops of beautiful, tall angels to enshield her from all wrong.”

He reminds  us the admonition from the oracle of Delphi; ‘They enslave their children’s children who make compromise with sin.’

Our country does not need to be held hostage to supporting tyrants because we need oil.  We can break our self imposed shackles to use our own oil.  Our money has kept millions living in slavery to tyrants and dictators because we are too weak to take a stand against tyranny. 

“Tis as easy to be heroes, as to sit the idles slaves of a legendary virtue carved on our father’s graves,”.  Now this is our challenge.  “Was the Mayflower launched by cowards, steered by men behind their times?”  We can make decisions and take a direction to let freedom flourish and develop our own oil independence to let the world be free since we beg and plead for oil outside our land.  “we ourselves must Pilgrims be, Launch our Mayflower, and steer boldly throug the desperate winter seas, Nor attempt future’s portal with the Past’s blood-rusted key.”

The people of the world want to be free to pursue their path to the Truth in our future.  Do not look to the past, or the leaders from the past to lead our way.  Drop the chains we bound ourselves needing oil from tyrants.  Set ourselves free to develop our own oil, and set nations free from the blood money of oil to tyrants.

We can’t use USA oil resources! B.O. invisible energy policy?

Who got some oil for USA? Why not talk to our citizens?

This is getting past silly.  We have been pledged, promised, that the oil and natural gas industries of the USA will be important for our increasing jobs, reducing dependence on crazy oil dictators, and reducing the cost of energy in the USA.  Why are we purposely driving families into poverty by increasing energy costs by reducing our own access to our own resources?

 

Of course, it will be hard to reduce the red tape, delays on the Energy Dept to review proposals, etc.  Lets imagine we are on the verge of war, right now.  Do we have time to enjoy beauracrat delays?  There is no reason to panic, but I would suggest a slightly quicker pace than “We’ll think about it, next year.” 

 

The brave and industrious people in the energy  companies that compete in the world’s most dangerous profession deserve our support.  Instead, we seem to blame them for the high energy prices that are the byproduct of regulations, redtape, expensive applications, etc.  I refuse to blame the people we want to make our lives less expensive for more energy.

 

Of course we know the answer to all our problems, can be solved with electric cars, pinwheels on our bicycles, and new lightbulbs.  Right?!  Trains, trucks, airplanes, and oh yes, employees plus employers use cars.  It seems we are helpless.  We use oil from tyrants and dictators that fund murder, torture and prisons slightly worse than Gitmo.  We have a clean conscience on all this, because we refuse to pollute the pristine wilderness nobody cares about in the frozen tundra well north of New York City.  I’m tired of us being the dupes giving money and bowing to these oil billionaires thanks to our money. 

 

We can create a few jobs, reduce our energy dependence, and oh yeah, if a real crisis appears, we might have a fighting chance  to keep vital services going.  Everyone laughed and belittled the slogan; “Drill, baby, drill!”.  However, the current energy policy doesn’t even rate a slogan.  They are asleep enjoying a long winter’s nap, as the world is threatening our delusions of buying our way out of trouble.

Our inflation drives more into poverty, and starvation. Thanks B.O.!

The Hobo  Index Misery is at an all time high!  The price of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and Spam, and CAMELS cigarettes are up 25% from a year ago.  It seems the do gooders enjoy torturing those on the bottom rung of the billionaire ladder.  The top is about a mile on top of us hobo types.  H.I.M. is ignored by B.O., because we love to boast that the Consumer Price Index excludes food and energy.  Of course, what person in the USA uses food and energy?

Anyhow, we are adding taxes to smoke or drink, using corn for ethanol production (moonshine for Al Gore) instead of feeding people, and just for fun kicking more people out of their homes.  We don’t need more hobo people!  It’s getting crowded in the hobo jungle.  Professor Doom has calculated that with our fearless leader in charge, the hobo population will increase to 15% after gasoline hits $5.00 a gallon.  Doctor Gloom has confirmed that hobo death rate has increased under B.O. helping us so much.  It seems people do die if they don’t eat, contrary to Michelle’s weighty problem of thunder thighs and balooning buttocks.

Our President Obama so admires China, we will soon be riding bicycles instead of driving cars we can’t afford to fuel.  We don’t need high speed rail trains.  We need more bicycle only roads, for the few people who can afford to work.  With taxes, fees, and cost of commuting going up, more people select unemployment.  China will be selling us the bicycles.  I’m so glad we aren’t disturbing the elk and caribou in Alaska, so we can pay foreign countries $120 for a barrel of oil.  That gives me comfort and happiness to know, that we want the USA to let the other countries sell us the oil we already keep in the ground.

So get used to more suffering, speeches, and life getting worse.  Remember, it could be worse, you could be a hobo.

Hobo Index of Misery update

They don't build porcelain palaces anymore, but they still sell "sliders"!

Uncle Stosh just reported that during his visit to Illinois, a White Castle was torn down and replaced with a Walgreens.  We weep for this loss, and feel responsible that we didn’t suppoprt White Castle enough!  Of course it is expensive.  Uncle Stosh stopped in White Castle #010082 at 1:03:54 pm and ordered 4 White Castle for $2.52, 1 medium order of fries for $1.39, and a small coca cola for $1.49.  Uncle Stosh remembers ordering a White Castle for $0.25 back in 1967.  Those were the days!

It tasted delicious, but tore a hole through Uncle Stosh’s food budget for the week!

So inflation is continuing to kick everyone in their butte!  Gasoline in Chicago was $3.59 a gallon in Illinois.  Fortunately, Uncle Stosh doesn’t own a car, so he won’t need to worry.  He’s waiting for his free VOLT from President Obama, and free health care, plus unemployment checks until he can draw social security.

Why don’t people get a raise on unemployment checks?  Why don’t people move to Mexico, so their Unemployment money goes a lot further?  It seems the USA force people to stay in this country just to collect unemployment!  Let us move to Mexico!  Anyway, tell your Senator, Congress Representative, Governor, State Senator, and State Representative to let us collect in Mexico!

It’s not fair! We demand, we deserve to be coddled and babied!

If we put a man on the moon over 40 years ago, why are our students dumber today?

The USA has a lot of shortages and shortcomings too.  The other countries in the world are beating us in academic development of their students.  They spend less per student.  Their teachers are paid less per student.  The schools kick out students that choose to be disruptive and unproductive. 

 It doesn’t seem fair to our education system in the USA!  Our teachers are paid and rewarded for producing lower qualified graudates, while complaining how little we spend on education.  True, not much is spent on education.  Most is spent on amazing Taj Mahal facilities, atheltic facilities, and field trips for teams, bands, teachers, administrators, janitors, and school security officers. 

How much do we spend on books?  Do we really choose academically challenging books for history, science, English?  Anyway, even hobo folk are smart enough to see how dumb we are making our children.  The experiment failed.  Our education factory mass producing education degrees is breeding mediocrity of intellect.  Money won’t make teachers smarter, only fatter.

It’s not fair that other students with less money behave better, work harder, and achieve more with less resources.  I challenge the USA to take this to the UN.  It’s not fair.  We need make the students from Japan, Germany, India, Russia a lot dumber, now! 

Oh yeah, let’s be sure to keep the minority students in the worst schools so they never have a chance!  Thank a union teacher for the kids who can’t read or write, or figure out how much lunch costs at school.  It wouldn’t be fair to allow the permanent underclass created by our education system, to allow those students freedom to choose a school.  They are slaves to the teacher union’s worst teachers in the poorest areas.

We can’t compete with the education system designed by teachers to perpetuate their coddled existence.  Parents are amateurs in the education arena, and this is best left to the professionals.  The professionals overseas.  Let’s import the teachers into the USA, and export our teachers overseas!

Hobo tinseltown report a.k.a. Hollywood Miley Cyrus

Is she dragging a roll of toilet tissue?

It is great to see someone talented, young and gifted reaching fame and fortune.  Too bad I don’t get to see this happen these days.  Miley Cyrus is pretending to be talented and gifted.  She is young, so one out of three is enough these days to get rich.

I had the misfortune of watching SNL and she was the “guest”, at least they didn’t gush that she is a “SUPERSTAR” guest.  (How come SNL has a cast of thousands?)  The opening skit had her portray Lohan.  That was lame, and she may be seeing her future fate.  Anyway, her solo introduction cleared the tv audience to go to the kitchen or the toilet.

My teenage son used to watch her Disney show”Hannah Montana”.  Gag!  The canned laughter tracks are meaningless for this show.  She has a great future doing infomercials coming soon.

I was going to do an intervention for my son, but he has returned to Xbox games and cranking his stereo with hip hop.  I felt like Gomez Addams ready to rant and rail on the cruel and painful nature of “family” entertainment on Disney!  Gomez and Morticia, where are you when we need you?

The acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree.  Miley’s dad over reached way beyond his meager talent, and is riding on his child’s limited talents.  My boys deserve a shot at Hollywood.  It just motivates me to see that if Miley can succeed, anyone can!

Hobo tinseltown Sheen mania

"Yes, I think I'm going out of my head!"

Charlie Shee  pleaded to LIFE & STYLE magazine that he really needs help.  Uncle Stosh is willing to leave the hobo jungle and hang out with Charlie to do a hobo intervention. It’s time to make a career change and get a fresh wind in Charlie’s sails!  Being a professional hobo is a noble calling. 

In Charlie’s present state he does have possibilities to become a hobo apprentice “newbie” in today’s slang.  In this picture he does look a little creepy.  He’s wearing sunglasses for the legally blind, and the lid has to go.  He needs to change his appearence to fit into the hobo world.  He looks too poor wearing only a tee shirt.  Every self respecting hobo wears a shirt over their tee. 

To gain public sympathy, and some free food, he needs to go to Madison, Wisconsin to joint the protestors banging tom toms, and wandering aimlessly.  Next, he can hang out with the missing state Senators who are Democrats in exile.  These Senators fear for their safety, and resent that they may have to return to work!  This is a free country!  We cannot force anyone to work.  These Wiscosin Democrat Senators are genuine hobo heros.  They are gettitng paid to do nothing!

Sorry Charlie, but the drugs must go.  You’ll grease the rails hopping a train stoned.  No self respecting hobo can afford illegal drugs, anyway. It’s only the idle pampered rich that afford to kill themselves with expensive drugs.

Global Warming brings Tsunami warning to USA!

Al Gore predicted TsuNami years ago!

The end of the world that Al Gore predicted is underway!  Tsunami warnings for Hawaii and California are posted today.  If we only listened to the Nostradamus of Green Peace, Al Gore!

It is not clear if the earth quake in Japan was predicted by Al Gore.  We are waiting for directions on what to do.  I do think Al is collecting donations to save his world. 

Surf is up dude!  We expect the self centered, energy wasting citizens of California coast line to be surfing, and partying oblivious to our imminent destruction.

The forces of nature dwarf the efforts of men to channel and change the earth’s dynamic process.  We are hugging onto the surface for dear life as the earth shakes, freezes, warms, burns, and floods.  We are heading to the hobo jungle to discuss the USA delegation of hobo party visit to Washington DC.  Since we currently have almost 10% out of work across the USA, there are more hobo folk than ever.  We intened to continue our bon fires in the hobo jungle in protest of this unemployment problem and now this Tsunami problem.  We don’t think it will hit Madison Wisconsin where most of the leaders of the civilized world have focused attention.  It is time to pay attention to Al GOre and his predictions of doom.

Doctor Gloom is concerned that Al’s diet of biscuits and mashed potatoes can shorten his life.  We ask that Michelle Obama do an intervention, and put down those back ribs!  Professor Doom has contacted Dr. Kevorkian for help.

“Here I come to save the day!” Mighty Mouse Libya needs you!

"Here I come to save the day!" Now way with B.O. now.

Those yearning for freedom and justice in Iran, Libya, and Saudi Arabia should wake up and smell the oil money.  Our President won’t challenge big oil money from the Mideast, even if it is blood money.  So the citizens are slaughtered and silenced, while our President solemnly pledges to do something, someday, somewhere, somehow. 

Of course, watiting for the United Nations to agree on anything, insures they all will die.  A world leader does not wait while tyrants kill their citizens,imprison protestors,and deny justice to anyone who might cause trouble sometime.  Thank you President Obama. 

Of couse we can’t drill, refine, or use our own resources of oil.  Let’s give money to the tyrants who oppress and kill their people, to sell us the oil we wouldn’t need if we developed our own.  The blood of the innocents are on our hands. 

Our oil workers, our oil equipment, and our companies are investing everywhere but here. Wonder why?

Mighty Mouse would be a better leader, and he’s just an old cartoon.

Ever wonder how the BP oil money is being distributed?  Feinberg has made more twists and turns to screw the Gulf residents, he should be promoted to the the Healtcare DeathPanel.  He would be great.

CORRECTION: On March 19, 2011 the French initiated intervention into Libya airspace.  Secretary of State Hillary Clinton outlined the US participation in this global response to Libya massacre by government forces.  We are glad that USA is supporting this effort, and are proud of our French allies, and yes Lithuania is also supporting this also.  This is welcome and needed to derail a madman killing his own people.

Millie the coonhound smells the skunks are back!

You don't know a coonhound, until you have lived with a coonhound

Warner Brothers favorite amorous skunk is funny, in the cartoons.

My Treeing Walker Coonhound Millie keeps baying and running to the door.  Every time we go out for a walk, she is ready to hunt.  I didn’t know the skunks were our yet.  When we went out for supper to The Cotton Patch Supperclub, my wife and I got to inhale the unique aroma of a skunk spray near the road.  The skunks are back,and Millie knew this already.

Pepe Le Pew is hysterical in the Warner Brothers cartoons in the Bugs Bunny family of characters.  But it’s not funny living with a coonhound.  She barks so loud, skunks a hundred yards away spray, because she is so damn loud.  Then you can smell it all over the woods.  So far we kept Millie from getting skunk perfume.

Fair warning to my friends in the northwoods of  Wisconsin.  If you hear a hound from hell baying and barking after the sun goes down, beware of the skunks she has flushed out are ready to spray!  She bounds over fallen trees like an antelope, and races with the speed of a cheetah, and will not back down from a racoon attack.  They are courageous, loyal, and a pain in the butte.  They will tree a bear, and we have plenty of bears that will be coming out of hibernation soon.

Fab 14 saga to become Hollywood epic!

Who are these guys and why are they in a parade?

The average citizen in the USA does not know the names of the 14 Wisconsin state senators that fled and run from the state capital.  This is about to change with a Hollywood epic by Michael Moore.  He has dramatic film on the dangers, heartaches, and endless television interviews pleading their case.

From the tearful farewells to their families, to their exile in Illinois it is all documented.  The wives of the senators poured their hearts out at the local tavern every night.  The senators had to endure Chicago pizza, Chicago hot dogs, Chicago italian beef sandwiches, and (poor souls) Chicago beer! 

To be sure that the citizens of Wisconsin were aware that they were missing, they held endless radio, television interviews.  They demanded concession from the governor.  No suggestions on the concessions, but pleaded to return to the Wisconsin ways, while preaching from Illinois.

In honor and recognition of this brave, courageous time in Illinois, the Governor Walker has been asked to give all state employees 3 weeks of paid AWOL duty every year in perpetuity from February 14 (so you don’t spend money on your spouse for Valentine’s Day) until March 1.  The country and state needs to recognize and memorialize going AWOL and paid by state forever!  The Democrat senators are a beacon to guide us all.  When the going gets tough, go to Illinois!

Micheal Moore is best known for being fat, but he is prepared dig into his material with Chicago Pizza. Fab 14 need to be recognized.  I plan on telling my wife, that I am hiding out in Illinois to save Wisconsin.

USA is funding Brazil oil drilling so USA can buy oil!

We should import all of our food and stop farming now!

President blowing smoke so we don’t see Brazil jobs grow with US money.

The Wall Street Journal first reported the USA money funding oil exploration for Brazil’s profit and benefit in 2009 on August 18.   It’s great that we are building up the economy of Brazil by direct USA investment to sell us oil that will make Brazil more money!  Why aren’t we using our own oil resources to make money for the workers in USA?  It’s okey to pay for people in the oil industry to work in Brazil, but it’s not okey to pay for US citizens to work in oil industry at home?  Can the President please explain why this makes sense to the tax paying and unemployed in the USA?  (This is a rhetorical question because he won’t bother telling the citizens of our country on our money funding Brazil to make more money from the USA.)

DRILL BABY DRILL!  When the gasoline pumps are selling gasoline this Summer at $4.999 per gallon this year, maybe he will promise to focus like a laser on energy policy.  We are still waiting on the jobs summit action plan from 2009, and the deficit reduction plan from 2010.  Our president can’t seem to keep track of what year he promised what to do.  Don’t matter, his promises are like smoke in the wind anyway.

Maybe we should stop growing crops as well, and let the USA become a nature preserve.  We can import everything we need, and be helpless as babes in the woods.  STOP THE MADNESS!  STOP GROWING CROPS!  It uses up precious natural resources, and farmers do clear away trees to grow crops.  Save the trees and stop agriculture now!

2 Indispensable Big Wheels have disappeared!

Hot air is the only global warming undertaker Gore has going.

Keith has been blogging nude and it’s not pretty!

Keith Olberman left MSNBC by invitation of management back on Januarry 22 of this year.  To remain unbalanced and ineffective he has resorted to blogging, just like this old hobo.  Welcome to the hobo jungle Keith.  You have diminished your superstar status by mingling with the common folk.  Visisted your blog and do find many follower comments from the unhinged bipolar multitudes.

The earth’s demise and doomsday fan clubs are clinging to the gravedigger Al “biscuits and gravy” Gore.  Al seems to have fallen out of video top 10.  It seems “Dumbest Criminals” ranks far above Gore video commercial ventures.  He has been seen scaring 1st graders that the world is ending.  The world’s mortician seems confused on the cause of our demise.  It was climate change into global warming.  Really?  It’s Spring to us mere mortals.  Since setting records on snowfall, blizzards across the USA this winter, it appears counting tree rings and consulting psychic hotlines has not proved our demise by gloabl warming.  But wait, Summer will be hot!  That proves we are doomed!

These are sad times when the deranged delusions of the ranting leaders of liberal thought are yanked off the world stage.  We may never see these over sized egos again!  It’s a conspiracy of the rightwing extremists to deny the wisdom and fat paychecks to Keith and Al!

“Kinetic activity” means we are not fighting a war!

French President Nicolas Sarkozy knows how to put a 2 cent dictator away!

The world is lucky to have French President Nicolas Sarkozy.  He recognizes and admires the history of the USA from our days of Revolution through our sacrificing our lives to save France in World War II.  This old hobo is grateful that we have a world leader who is a true friend of the USA and our ideals of freedom enforced by decisive use of military.

It came as a surprise to everyone in the USA that bombs and missiles were raining on Libya from the USA.  Our president will tell us what happened last week, soon.  He didn’t bother telling our elected representatives for the House of Representatives either.  I’m glad he has such confidence in Nicolas Sarkozy, but it’s our country and our sons and daughters plus our military money he’s tossing into Libya.  Of couse no boots on the ground is politician lying, becase when the jet crashed it was the pilots buttes on the ground, not their boots.  We know there are military personnel on the ground guiding the missiles with lasers, and scout teams to assess important targets

Anyway, we’re fortunate President Sarkozy is in charge.  I actually find it more reassuring that he is in charge and not our elected world traveler President Obama.  Sarkozy will win.  Obama will set timetables for departure, play some more golf, work on his baseball schedule, and visit some more countries in search of American jobs.  Can we move to have Sarkozy our acting president?  We won’t even ask for his birth certificate.

Sarkozy doesn’t label a military attack as “kinetic activity” in another country.  It seems the military is not so smart.  They are paying “combat pay” for those involved for this “kinetic activity”.  Is this political double talk that from now on “kinetic activity” means combat with shooting and dying?   President Obama thought it was worth laugh that his Nobel Peace Prize supports his kinetic activity for our military sons and daughters.

Up Yours! Courtesy of disorganized labor unions

The banners and protestors from the 60's was flowers and "make love not war".

This doesn’t look like a tourism “Welcome to Wisconsin” type of poster.  The protestors are morons who think Wisconsin wants to pay more taxes to give benefits to leeches who claim sick pay  using our tax money to protest to get more tax money.  There was no intelligent spokesperson who could articulate the greivous wrong done by Governor Walker.  Parents endure a baby pissing and moaning throwing tantrums to get attention.  However, if you use these tactics when you are over 21, I plan on including you in the moron camp.

The election of November 2010 took place.  Protest all you want, but don’t mess up our capitol building with your live in garbage and attack legislators like a mob.  We don’t welcome the threat of violence,and mob action will not over rule the ballot box. Wisconsin is not a 3rd world colony of the Democrats and communists. 

If you want to stand with Wisconsin, bring your family here.  Don’t show up shouting, yelling, and threatening people.  If you’re mad, too bad.  Hope you pop your blood vessels back at your home state.  Wisconsin is not that excited about what seems like a life or death struggle.  It’s not. Those getting paid by the state will get less.  So what?  We don’t want your opinion, because you aren’t paying our bills.  You are costing us money, not helping us make money.  It’s great to demand no cuts in anything; “give us more, but don’t tax us more”.  Who pays then? 

Anyway, had to get this poster out there since it must be on all the university campuses around the counry.  Nobody will “stand with Wiscosnsin” when it is 25 degree out right now.  These folks are fair weather fans, literally.  We’ll see more this Spring.  The protest crowd can’t endure hardship, they want it soft,and handed to them on paid by the government platter.  We’re done putting our money on the handout platter.  Get real you morons! 

Last, but certainly not least.  If you wanted the USA to find a trillion dollars, tell our President to stop killing our mlitary by playing war around the globe.  You know the reason Nixon was elected president?  He stopped the VietNam War.  This president will blunder us into war with North Korea  and Iran on top of Afghanistan, Libya bloodshed.  We need a president who can end wars, not create wars.

B.O. plays Santa Claus giving weapons to guerillas!

Just what I wanted for Christmas!  Rocket Propelled Grenades, armored troop carriers, and night vision goggles will make all the guerillas happy as they kill night and day!  Oh happy days, and we of the USA should be so proud that we are the weapons dealer.  Oh never mind, it will be NATO!  Only all the stuff will be from the USA anyway.  Libya doesn’t even know Santa Claus, so will have to see if the Muslim religion has a lovable character that passes out guns from their traditions.

President Ronald Reagan had weapons sent to the Middle East and the Democrats in Congress were howling for the head of “Ollie” North!  Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama want to ship weapons to folks they don’t know.  You know that our USA troops have limits, rules, guidelines from our fearless leader on how, when, where, and how many bullets they can shoot in combat.  Does anyone believe the guerilla fighters will be so disciplined in their careful use of weapons? Can we be proud that the rights of gay guerillas, minority rights, etc. are all the priority of these guerillas?  Gays in the military are more important than winning wars. Oops, a “No fly zone” that is “kinetic activity” is certainly not war or combat.  It seems everyone had Reagan impeached and his minions hung because of the allegation weapons were shipped to the Middle East!  President Obama just outright said in public they are considering covert operations (murder by skilled military types) and support of guerillas.  Reagan must be laughing in his coffin with the tact and discretion displayed by Obama by telling everybody everything except the time and date of insertion of weapons and “covert” folks.

Obama told the CIA to begin these covert operations a couple of weeks ago.  So he expects murder, mayhem, and secret weapons to be handed out like candy at Halloween courtesy of the CIA.  He doesn’t want to know the details, of course, and of course, he fully intends to hang any CIA guy that violates the ethics and sensitivity of our most transparent and ethical President.  If I was on the CIA team, think I would disappear until it all blows over.   You CIA guys are invited to  the hobo jungle to hide out.  Just leave the rockets, machine guns, poison, and other killing stuff behind.

President B.O. orders troops to enter Libya barefoot!

No boots on the ground! B.O. new strategy for war.

Our president will never lie to us or mislead us.  No military may enter Libya wearing boots.  They must be barefoot.  And they can only carry one bullet like Barney Fife.  Thank you Obama for not allowing US boots to be on the ground in Libya!

The guerillas will have rockets, grenades, machine guns, unlimited ammunition, and boots.  The US will be ordered not to shoot because we don’t know who is the good guy or the bad guy.  We will just stand around barefoot with a thumb up our ass.

Hillary Clinton and Barrack Obama are still figuring out what we intend to accomplish while the bullets and rockets are flying from the arsenal of the USA.  We hope the weaons we handed out will be used following ethical and fair play rules Obama believes are imortant in combat.  The guerillas are supposed to have a US lawyer with every brigade to advise the enemy army of their rights to a fair trial in New York City.

Ain’t it grand?! In the USA even hoboes are trillionaires!

A-1 portrayed by Lee Marvin was a man with nothing to lose and something to prove.

We thank our Senators and Representatives that made us all trillionaires!  I never owed so much money in my whole life, and got nothing to show for it!  Lucky to be living n the USA in these enlightened times.  The hobo traditions are coming back bigger than ever.  The hobo jungles are buzzing on who will become the next Emporor of the North Pole.  It is a great honor to be the ultimate ruler of a desolate frozen waste land. (Hobo humor includes laughing at their lot in life that even if you win, you get nothing but trouble.)

It’s spring time in Keshena Wisconsin, and the snow looks real pretty burying the trees and frozen lakes again.  It looks real pretty if you’re inside.  Our son is on drill with the National Guard at Fort McCoy and playing in the snow.  He’s skinnier than Lee Marvin. He’s a hobo without a job, but no good rail service so he’s mooching money for gas to hang out at buddy’s shacks around.

We did get some good new from our president that we won’t need to buy gasoline much longer.  He didn’t tell us what we would get instead of his gas.  Until he fills us in, we’ll still stop at a gas station and pay too much for too little.  I am glad that we don’t need to use gasoline anymore.  Now I can go to the grocery store to see what I can’t afford for food. 

My son is broke, in debt, and will owe trillions of dollars.  He is a hobo in training.  We are organizing an international network of hoboes, so visit; hoboparty.com

Everybody should be happy! It’s time to file your tax return!

Just get Stan and Ollie to solve the problems B.O. can't!

A decree went out that each family must return to their hometown to register for taxes to Caeser.  Thus began the life of baby Jesus, born in a barn because his parents had to register for tax collectors in Bethlehem.  My boys were born in a nice house, but now we live in my hobo shack.  And yes I owe back taxes to everybody who can tax me! 

So now as I see the government prepared to shut down, I can only hope the IRS get fired so I get some more time to pay taxes.

Anyway, our President wants to keep the Senate leader and the House leader on daily meetings.  He has no agenda, but just wants to hear what they have to say.  Sounds like a plan to save the government budget!

Suggest they watch Laurel and Hardy movies.  They will get just as much done, and have some fun!

USA open for business, political “monkey” business!

Mister President your NCAA pool has been obliterated!

This week has the Augusta National Masters golf tournament underway, and the President is stuck in the White House!  We appreciate his sacrifice to be a commentator on what work is being done to resolve the budget questions.  It would be more appreciated if he actually did some work, instead of observing.

This budget is somewhere between a zillion dollars, and “I don’t know”.  The President has been so busy to be bothered with such details.  In fact, he didn’t need a budget at all last year!  Now that adults are in the House of Representatives those sticklers insist that a budget be set as is demanded by the Constitution.

Joe Biden will have some explaining to do on the trillion dollar stimulus package that the President hung around his neck as his responsibility.  The House is investigating if any of this money can be accounted for anywhere.  It seems Joe and the President have been enjoying life all through this worst financial debacle in our life time.  Golfing, traveling, baseball games, basketball tournaments, and lots of foreign travels sucked up a few of our dollars we don’t got anyway.

Television entertainer Katie Couric to work with Sarah Palin!

Barbara Walters had selected Sarah Palin for her 10 most fascinating people.

CBS television entertainer Katie to host Alaska television program!

Where do old television anchors go?  To the bottom of the sea?  Ask Dan Rather, her predecessor that at least made news with his wacky conspiracy theories.  (Dan thought he could create a controversy by fabricating stories about George Bush in the airforce.)  So we will not miss Katie, and wish she would just fade away.

Sarah Palin has a Alaska local television station offer Katie the 5:00 AM time slot for updates on bears in the garbage dump and moose sightings in town.  It would be funny to see Katie in Alaska!

I would hate to see Katie sitting next to me at any bar I visit.  She seems like a little witch, and competely wrapped up in her little world.  Welcome to the hobo jungle Katie!  You can come in but no red carpet welcome.

Did it seem that Katie was trying to go after Sarah Palin?  It seems like she is a real witch.  On second thought, don’t come to the hobo jungle.

Kloppenberg almost got into the Wisconsin Supreme Court, thank goodness for almost!

Kloppenberg won't even be remembered, but I can't forget her soon enough!

Phil Neuenfeldt of the AFL-CIO congratulated JoAnne for “an enormous victory for the hundreds of thousands of  Wisconsinites who have stood up to have their voices heard and take back their government since Scott Walker began his extreme power grab.”  The April 6 declaration of victory by JoAnne Kloppenberg evidently proved she did not have a political savvy campaign manager.  The county that missed counting votes has always, always been a Republican bastion.  It was obvious that those voters did not sit on their hands and stay home from voting.  The correction was handled and the massive 204 margin of victory was washed away.

This vote was still very close.  It seems a government attack dog attorney can still endear herself to voters to give power of life and death seated on the Supreme Court.  It just shows how far some people are willing to live dangerously for a few bucks for union favors.  She can go back to harassing farmers with government actions she has wasted their time and money as before.  AFL-CIO now can focus on a full personal assault and attack on Walker and his newly elected trying to save Wisconsin from losing more jobs and wasting more tax money.

Thank you wicked witch  lawyer!  Wasting tax money for a recount you will lose and waste over half million dollars.  JoAnne is a moron.

Is the USA ready for Donald Trump?

Abe's Grill still serving from the early morning through lunch in Corinth!

He may not be what you want, but he is what we need!

Doing business in the Big Apple New York City has competition from the best, toughest, and most ambitious wheeler dealers.  Donald Trump has made, lost, and made again his fortune in real estate. He also is on home televisons with some entertainment telling people; “You’re fired!”

There is no hugging, I’m ok you’re ok nonsense in New York City.  New York City expects everyone to be the best, just because it’s the top, the pinnacle for business success.  Donald Trump knows, and is known in the international business comunity.  Not everyone loves him, or even likes him.  They do respect him.

If you just survived a train wreck or a hurricane, then you know you have to get moving or lay down and die.  ALL OF US NEED TO GET GOING TO SAVE THE USA!  I like somebody who has been roughed up, beat down, and come back on top.  Let me tell you Donald Trump is a character, and we need somebody with character that is a character.

A true story on Donald Trump.  Before he went bankrupt, and before he got divorced he was in New York City when Abe (owner of Abe’s Grill in Corinth Mississippi) and his wife were going to Atlantic City but wanted to shop in the big city.  Abe was marching along, when he looked around his wife was gone.  He looked back and was yelling to Abe; “I got Donald Trump!  I got him!”  Abe started hustling back before his wife got arrested for bear hugging Donald Trump.  Abe and his wife both have a significant girth.  Donald’s security staff came racing out of his building but he waved them off.  He invited them to see his yacht in harbor that afternoon and had his picture taken with both of them.  This photo is proudly on the wall of Abe’s Grill.  Abe told me the tale back in 1986 over biscuits, gravy and eggs that year in Corinth, Mississippi.

“You think we’re stupid?” Is this a fair question from B.O.?

Joe we dont worry about nickles and dimes when spending trillions!

As a President you don’t worry about the price of filling up your gasoline tank  in your car.  You tell us to buy electric cars!  Glad he shut down all oil projects just to prove he’s giving  foreign countries economies priority over our own country.  We’re happy to give them billions of dollars for oil we got here!

Our President was busy collecting money from some fat cats in Chicago.  He confirmed that cutting $39 billion was ”nickle and dime” change to him.  He is a trillionaire so I don’t think he worries about a billion here or a billion there.

There have been additional funds allocated for air traffic controlers to have alarm clocks installed at each location.  Sleeping air traffic controlers and a napping Joe Biden have become a national joke.  Joe forgot to wake up off AirForce One, and was found in the hangar drooling and mumbling about Kabuki theater in Japan. 

Joe has been asleep during B.O. speechifying.  It is stupifying to think anyone would be bored to listen to our President.  He has the gift of gab!  He won’t stop talking, about anything.  But it’s natural.  At home his wife and mother in law are yakking non stop.  He can’t get a word out!  Joe refuses all invitations for dinner at the Obama kitchen.  He’s not stupid. 

Why does the President ask people to reassure him that he’s not stupid?  He assumes it’s a rhetorical question, since the answer is obvious that anyone so educated and pedigreed couldn’t be “stupid”. Oh yeah?

Let’s pay more for foreign oil we paid them to drill!

Brazil has the oil wells we sent away by shutting down drilling.

Brazil got billions from the USA so they could make billions from us!

As I just put in $50 dollars of gas into my car, I was grateful that our tax money is going to Brazil!  I would love to visit Brazil.  It’s beautiful, and rich.  They have bought out our meat packing industry.  They have increased ethanol production for export, and they have oil reserves to rival Saudi Arabia.  I don’t like my tax dollars going to Brazil, because I want to go.

 

George Soros has a few billion invested in Petrobaras.  To make sure his investment makes him billions more, President Obama has shoved some of our billions to make sure his investment works out.  Of course, we shut down all of our drilling, so that helps too!  Obama claims we have never pumped so much oil in the USA.  Sounds good, but we know the facts are different.  Obama does get some nice donations and funding for goon squads from Soros. 

 

Our energy policy is to have us ride bicycles, and buy $45,000 electric cars.  Gasoline is the past, our President promises a better future!  The citizens of the USA have to learn to become resourceful like the citizens from the USSR who relied on government farms and government utilities.  Of course, the government farms failed to feed the population, and the government utilities were unreliable.  So it’s time to start planning the same for ourselves.  Splitting more firewood for next winter, and will look at a wind turbine for electric before we start rationing gas and electric.

Prince William secret hobo bachelor party!

Bethroted for marriage Kate and William will party hardy!

The hobo grapevine in merry old England has notified us that Prince William has plans to party hardy!  His last nights of freedom will include debauchery known in our culture as “bachelor party”.  England has no puritanical reservations on indulging in hedonistic and carnal pleasures.  We in the colonies like to think we are the wild and crazy partiers because we are bombarded with YouTube and commercials on watching drunk college girls in different stages of nudity.  England doesn’t need such tittilations with orgies, concubines, and yes, “a night on the town” for a bachelor.

 

Hobo travelers in England have heard Hooters has been begging and bribing for the prince to make their establishment party central.  However, industrial strength panyhose and sourthern fried greasy gut bomb appetizers were politely turned down.  Plus England favors dark ale over ultra light pale beer.

 

He does plan to pop into the hobo jungle for some contraband moonshine, and cuddling a few of the vagabond ladies who are hoboettes of freshly bankrupt blue blood families in England.  It’s hard to get tourists to keep the family castle going with the USA folks busted, no dough to travel, and taxed out.

Retired Professor proud of bombing USA

Neighborhood political sponsor of Obama from Chicago bomber Ayers.

It seems bombing never goes out of style!  Charlie Sheen has been bombing on his unleashed greed tour, but it’s showbiz jargon for non lethal lousy performance.  Then there are the blow up and kill people bombs.  After failing to kill and destroy enough as a bomber, Bill Ayers enjoyed using tax dollars as a professor to poison and confuse thousands of students.

 

We salute Bill for endorsing the value of the 9/11/2001 attack on the USA.  He is proud that imperialist USA was brought down by the killing of anyone and everyone with the hijacked airliners.  Probably he recognizes that his cowardly run and hide style of revolution is lacking in courage and effectiveness.  His academic achievements are certainly lacking and ineffectual.  Anyway he publicly expressed his views in a newspaper proudly proclaiming his support of the slaughter on 9/11/2001.

 

It is appropriate that an ineffective revolutionary was the grassroots supporter of President B.O. ascent to wear the mantle of coffeehouse revolutionaries.  It seems nobody cares the company our President has surrounded himself with killers, anarchists, and billionaires to fund pet revolutionary causes for power and profit.

 

Perhaps in the 2012 campaign, someone might find it worth debating how a cowardly college “professor” is connected to the world of a President who is to uphold our Constitution and defend our freedom.

Shocking Green Energy fiasco burning up country, literally!

ALERT ALERT ALERT

The tree hugging Green Energy movement is burning down pristine forests, destroying desert beauty where we ban 4 wheelers  and hikers, and creating blackouts in major cities.  Here is the news from the people who bring electric to you. 

1.  The federal government and the state governments have not bothered to set standards for solar panel electrical systems!!  What does it mean?  It means  a solar panel farm parked in protected desert land can have square miles of blinding mirrors that cannot handle the electric load on the wiring system made too cheap to handle the electric load.  We are continuing to have fires in the desert solar panel systems with wiring burning up.  Electrical fires are not a joke, they are the most deadly to environment and that means humans too.  China sells us billions of dollars in solar panels that generate less electricity per dollar of investment, then a conventional natural gas fired plant, coal fired plant, or a new nuclear plant.  And all of these are so highly regulated with specifications that an electrical fire just doesn’t ever happen, even when a nuclear plant malfunctions there is never an electrical fire.

2.  The federal government and the state governments have not bothered to set standards for wind electrical generator systems!  What does it mean?  It means  a wind tower farm parked in California hillsides with trees and brush, or in Washington hill tops surrounded by miles of woods with hundreds of turbine generators create so much electric power, the collection wires were made too light to handle the load.  The wires burn up, start wildfires in the hills and mountains with forests ready to burn up with no fire protection because it is in deep wilderness areas.  Washington state has shut down new wind farms and banned them from production due to fires!

Our President is talking about new green energy as the future of our country.  Why, why are the news organizations not bothering to investigate and report these “success stores of green energy”??  Our President thinks stuff happens from speeches.  Believe it or not, if you are a chief executive as President of the USA, you need to act like an executive and oversee and administer new regulations, rules, requiements on any new major initiative. 

It’s easy to beat up on individual power companies for these problems, but does it solve the problem?  Power companies cannot create standards for government regulation on codes for electrical.  Power companies can give input and meet government standards.  Guess what?  There are no government standards and nobody is asking the power companies anything.  College professors can give a lecture, and then have coffee with the students dreaming of utopia without doing the work to build anything.  A President if he gives a speech on a new direction, is expected to organize and adminsiter the work to start the project.  That’s why he is our leader, not our motivational speaker in chief.

Electric cars will be next news bulletin, but we need to know this now.  Billions of your utility dollars are being invested into these Green Energy projects.  They are not making money.  Not reducing our energy dependence on fossil fuels.  They are creating fires, burning down forests, destroying deserts, and continue to suck money that adds to your home utility bill.

See you in the hobo jungle!  When we use some wood for fire, we didn’t cause billions of dollars in fire damage and lost money for utilities like our President Obama!

Hobo cure for gas pains, hop a freight train!

I don't pay for gasoline as President, so stop complaining!

President Obama has increased the number of homeless, the number of unemployed, and increased the number of US companies expanding in Russia, India, China, and Brazil.  Oil production in foreign countries are at an all time high also!  Employment in the USA has increased at McDonald’s is the best he can accomplish.  Maybe he won’t screw up McDonald’s?  Oh wait, his wife put a bulls eye on that company because she is getting a lard ass again.  It’s McDonald’s fault that she is waddling around again.

Anyway, Uncle Stosh came back from visiting his hobo relations in Illinois and reported average gasoline price is now $4.29 per gallon of regular unleaded gas.  Uncle Stosh does not suffer gas pains anymore, because he does not drive anymore!  It’s one advantage if you are unemployed and homeless! 

We are all delighted that Obama is getting more windmills, solar powered stuff, and light bulbs that use less electricity!  Didn’t know that was his job, but glad he is pitching in!  What about our oil drilling, natural gas wells, and cars/delivery trucks  that can run on propane instead of gasoline or diesel?  Oh, not green energy!  Never mind!  We only have to wait for green energy another hundred years, by then all ourproblem will be over since we”ll all be dead!

A hundred years from now, the President will be wondering why the USA kept useless coal in the ground that could have run power plants?  The future President will wonder why we kept natural gas underground that has no use, except as a source of energy?  The future President will wonder why we kep oil underground that has no use except to be burned or as chemicals by refining?  A hundred years form now, the President will be told that it will take too long to drill for oil, and we should start an alternative energy policy outlined by President Nixon, but stopped by the Democrats in the 1970′s.

Gas station owners used to have a sign posted by cash register that they will not break $100 bill.  President Obama has changed those signs!  “Don’t show up to buy gas without $100!”  President Obama has $20,000,000,000 from BP stuffed in his back pocket and doesn’t care that oil companies are selling us oil from all over the world at higher prices.  He has raised the cost to get permits, and approval documents for local production.  Why worry?  Oil companies make more money by selling us oil from all over the world where drilling is wide open!

You must have been one ugly baby!

Show me your baby pictures!

President Obama can’t make some people happy!  Okey, so we have never had so many people kicked out of their homes.  Okey, so we never had so many people unemployed.  (Take my son, please!  Henny Youngman we need you.)  Okey, so we can’t afford to pay for gasoline, higher utility rates, higher grocer prices, but inflation is not a problem!

 

Donald Trump wants to see Obama’s baby pictures.  The President refuses to share the family album.  When Bush was running for President the journalists wanted to see his report cards, interview classmates that he copied their homework, and see if any relatives donated to any of the schools he attended that helped him graduate kindergarten!  Okey, I admit I do want to see Obama’s baby pictures, his drawings as a kid, and does he have any books outstanding from the library in Hawaii!

 

Is there no end to the fanatic and adoring public wanting more, more, and more from our President?  He is the Chosen One! 

 

Anyway, we enjoy any distractions from our trials of ourcountry, our weak economy, and our bleak future for our children disappearing before it even had a chance to happen.

 

Why is the President running around raising money all the time?  Can people pledge their unemployment and foodstamps as contributions for our President’s campaign?  How about his Chinese donors who showed up by the tens of thousands to anonymously contribute $10 with no records needed?

Our little run away senator wants to stay!

We ran away, and spent money in Illinois!

State Senator Dave Hansen on the lower left poster is wasting money on advertising how he’s a like guy.  Really?  I don’t vote people that I personally like.  I vote for people who are competent, courageous and not sneaking away in the dead of night.

 

Drinking beer and eating pizza in Illinois!  Alright, I can forgive that because Chicago pizza is my favorite.  But how is hiding and bragging how he stopped the Wisconsin government helping anybody?  After the recall vote takes place, he can spend all his time in Illinois with pizza, beer, and let work get done back in Wisconsin by working elected officials.

 

Wasting money for his election vote is better spent on buying us beer and pizza.  Forget about the election.

It’s time to end the wars! We gave up enough lives!

How many more soldiers need to die?

During the Viet Nam war the news media actually did report on the war.  It seems we have wars that nobody bothers to report anymore.  All I see is that an announcement on another soldier gone from Wisconsin.  All I see are the flags at half staff, again, and again, and again in Wisconsin.

 

Nobody like Richard Nixon, because he was never popular.  Richard Nixon got elected as President for one reason.  He said he would end the Viet Nam war if elected.  Guess what?  The USA wanted to end the war, and he got elected.

 

I want a candidate for President who will end the wars, now.  I don’t care why or who has reasons to keep killing our sons and daughters for some noble cause.  STOP THE KILLING!  I WANT A PRESIDENT CANDIDATE TO END THE WARS NOW!

 

I would vote in any candidate who will end the wars, now.  I don’t see how it is our job to decide who should be killed because we don’t like them.  Do you want to supply the list of names to be targeted and killed?  We use these drone killing machines to blow up people a world away.  These killing machines make us feel better about killing?  Do you want to see the children crying that mom or dad was killed in our wars?

Hooray! It’s the first of May! Communists celebrate overthrowing USA!

May Day is a day to celebrate communism for the proletariat!

The commercial news media in the USA (formerly known as the “free world”) does not bother reporting on the communists anymore.  The communist super powers enjoy marching out hundreds of thousands of goose stepping military in full regalia.  These parades are to inspire the population on the power and might of their country.  These parades are to intimidate the lazy and weak willed capitalists of the “free world”.  Of course, none of this happens without the media playing their part in this propaganda theater.

 

For you children who aren’t instructed on history anymore, the buddies in this photograph are the USSR leader Nikita Kruschev (“We will bury you!”  His most celebrated speech at the United Nations informing the “free world” that our days were numbered.)  The satellite colony of the USSR was Cuba that got lots of missiles installed to attack the USA by Nikita Kruscshev to make sure he could bury us in nuclear holocaust.  Fidel Castro is being hugged by Nikita Kruschev as they celebrate world domination.

 

The same threats are even more dangerous today for the USA.  Of course the commercial news media here is too lazy to report on anything that requires work.  China, North Korea, and Russia can’t get anybody to notice their saber rattling at all!  How hard is it to have a video camera recording the public display of countries that want to conquer us?  We sent thousands to London for a wedding.

Do you believe? Bin Laden will spend eternity in hell!

9/11/2001 sneak attack on USA

In my world, that beautiful blue sky and dazzling morning sunlight made me happy on my way to work.  I felt this could be a good day.  On the car radio I heard a strange report about some airplane accident in Manhattan.  It sounded like it might be a small commuter plane?  I was worried about some colleagues and people I knew in Manhattan a world away from Green Bay area.

 

I felt uneasy and quickly turned on the news on NBC on television.  They already had the television camera on the World Trade Center.  I was stunned that it was the tower hit.  Bryan Gumbel was talking when we saw the 2nd jet airliner hit another tower.  It was a shot to my stomach and I felt sick and knew that we were being slaughtered by evil cowards.  Eventually, the bragging and celebrating of these murders left a bloody trail to Bin Laden. 

 

The shock and devestation left us stunned, but not immobilized.  Wisconsin like other states shipped out firefighters, church helpers with ministers, and Schneider Trucking rerouted via computer network semi trucks with needed supplies enroute for other delivery destinations.  The action and work reduced our dwelling on fear of unknown threats, and focused on aid and rebuilding.

 

Anyway, don’t wake the dog if you don’t want to get bit.  Bin Laden figured we would give up, weep a lot, and pay extortion money.  The spirit of the USA is alive just like the hisory of our country is alive.  The MinuteMan, the marines storming Tripoli pirates, you pick it, you find we are peace loving folks who do get riled up.  So been thinking about those gone, hoping there is such a thing as heaven for a joyful reunion with all their families.  And what about the other side of the ledger?  Bin Laden deserves full time attention from Satan and his guests.  Do you think there is a hell?  It must be a package deal.  If there’s a heaven, why not a hell?  All I know is, if I see Bin Laden after I’m dead, I will be pissed!

Pakistan “palace” of Bin Laden lacking pizzazz.

Palace for sale, must go!

Saw some pictures of the property in Pakistan of the recently deceased Bin Laden.  18 foot high walls with barbed wire on top?  They definitely didn’t want any kids selling fund raiser magazines for school.  The walls look as charming as a prison.  The quality of construction looked mediocre overall, with crumbling and splitting walls, etc.

 

He lived there with his 5th wife?  Hope the other 4 got better housing than that “palace” dump!  His getaway idea is to have $750 sewn into his cloak?  That is chump change that won’t get you out of Pakistan.

 

They couldn’t give that dump to hobo folks.  Our SEAL team didn’t waste time there.  Don’t blame them for leaving quick.  Even a hobo would be ashamed to call that “palace” their home.

 

He must have been a real popular neighbor.  He kept farm animals inside the walled property?  Did he keep the smell inside too?  One thing is for sure.  He didn’t own any dogs.  Anybody who is not a dog person is not my kind.  The dogs would have raised hell about the SEAL team in his yard.  He didn’t have an escape hatch in this fortified “palace’?

 

 

Why not? We don’t have a prayer!

How come Brazil is not blaiming oil companies?

During National Day of Prayer on May 5 in Green Bay we had some powerful praying going on!  Hope we didn’t wear out the prayer rug that day.  Anyway, now we need to pray that we can fill our gas tank!  Besides praying for our daily bread, we need to start praying for our daily gas.  Praying  might be the only help we can expect.

It seems countries like Canada, Brazil, Mexico, Venezuela, Iran, Libya, Saudi Arabia, Russia can drill oil!  We can’t because it’s too dangerous, might harm some frozen tundra, and it will take too long to do any good.  How come these other countries bother to waste time on drilling when it’s too late and won’t help?

It would be interesting to hear what is our country energy policy?

Get a horse, and the city cleaning crew needs shovels and brooms to clean up.  I plan on getting a Amish buggy with them big electric lanterns and solid rubber tires over the wooden spoke wheels.  Here comes horse apples to our energy independence!  Horse apples is our energy policy!

Oh, Canada! Look North to find the way home!

2011 Canada election confirms Prime Minister Stephen Harper

Our commercial news media might consider an expedition to our North.  The Prime Minister of Canada is a conservative voted in by overhwelming majority.  The good people of Canada have reduced their level of debt from a lofty percentage of GDP to a reasonable range.  Perhaps President Obama might choose to spend a little time visiting Canada and copying their ideas.

 

It’s time for a change.  It’s time for new ideas.  It’s time to let go of the consultants that got us into this swamp.  It’s time to talk to Canada and copy what works.  Sorry to report, we are failing in getting out of this economic swamp. 

 

There are way too many hobo folk, and we need to get some of these tenderfoot middle class back to work.  We don’t need millions more homeless and unemployed.  I have no problem copying Canada.  They like beer.  They play hockey.  They hunt and fish.  These are like cousins to Wisconsin folk.  Let’s copy Canada and forget going deeper into the swamp with Obama.

It’s too late! Get a horse, now!

It’s time to face the facts!  Our government has no plan on getting us more gasoline from our own oil natural resources.  The solution from our fearless leader is to buy oil and gasoline from every other country in the world, except our own.  If this gasoline is too expensive, then the senate will hold hearings to yell at the oil companies for charging us too much for the oil from every other country around the world.  If we used our own oil, and didn’t have to pay to ship it in from towel head countries that hate us, that would be too easy.

Up here in the North woods, we can chop wood for heat and cooking.  We can hunt, fish, milk cows, make cheese and brew beer.  We can be happy.  We can’t make gasoline, since we got no oil.

Electric cars cost $45,000 so that’s a joke.  It also can go 50 miles on a full charge, so that’s a joke.  It takes 12 hours to charge the car back up, that’s a joke.  The electrical grid system in our country cannot possibly handle the electic demand of so many cars being recharged, that’s no joke.

A horse can go 50 miles, however it only needs 7 hours of rest, not 12.  A horse cost $750 to $1,000.  You can feed a horse hay, apples, carrots. The Amish folk near us seem to do just fine.

 Horses will create a national equine revolution!  Blacksmiths, veterinarians, stables, corrals, cowboys, cowgirls, and buggy makers will be in high demand.  Our future is in our past.  The solutions to our future is in our past.  Our fearless leader wants us to believe electric cars (without a national powergrid to handle it) will be the mainstream trasnportation.  Oh, beautiful dreamer who doesn’t have a clue!  Get a horse, and some horse sense!

Surprise! Surprise! Donald Trump snake oil salesman?

Golleeee! What about Donald?

There is a sudden silence!  Donald Trump had his legal counsel issue a brief note.  “See you later.”

 

Donald has advanced the national agenda on birth control certificates.  Every candidate will be wearing their birth certificate on their chest during the campaign.

 

Meatloaf will be glad to know Donald Trump was fired before he was even hired!   Donald Trump is eager and anxious to tell you his opinion on everything and anything.  I got some relatives like that.  None of them will be president, either.

 

The commercial news media will be sorry for their loss.  Now we have to focus on Joe Biden for comic headlines.  Where is Joe Biden?  Did President Obama banish Joe?  Give us Joe!

Dan Gorske we salute you! Commercial media taunts you.

Ronald McDonald is public enemy #1 for the dogooder busybodies!

Dan Gorske is a movie star because of Big Mac!

This mild mannered man has shattered a record!  Dan Gorske has climbed the golden arches, and won!

Wisconsin has folks that set a goal and finish.  The Democrats are proud that 14 trillion in debt is not enough, they say we must take on more debt!  The only way to get ahead is to go deeper in the hole.  My uncle used to do that with markers in Las Vegas and work basically for paying off the casino for half the year.  Newscasters laugh at Dan and us folks in Wisconsin.  I am not embaressed or ashamed of having Dan on the news for Wisconsin.  He’s healthy, happy, and now retired from guarding prisoners.  A lot of public officials became friends with Dan behind his bars.  We need to arrest a few more public officials to save money.  It’s cheaper to feed them and keep them in prison, then spending money we don’t have.

Yes, the sarcasm and criticsm of a Wisconsin citizen made the national news joke reel.  However, I think Dan should be given some recognition.  25,000 big mac sandwiches today cost $3.75 each.  He is keeping a few folks employed at McDonalds and the suppliers to McDonalds.  It seems the only jobs our President can create are government jobs, and jobs at McDonalds thanks to people like Dan.

Dan appeared in “SUPER SIZE ME” which was to be a scathing attack on the fast food evils unleashed upon the USA.  Really?  We should be ashamed and guilty of hamburgers and french fries and Coke.  Shut up and worry about real problems.  Dan has spent in today’s dollars; $93,750 on sandwiches alone.  It may be challenging for anyone to consider saving up $93,750 for 25,000 sandwiches.  Sure our president will find a tax on big mac sandwiches to help us.

(In my area the Ray Kroc foundation has funded a community center for $25,ooo,ooo and operating funding as well for the life of the facility run by Salvation Army.  The giving through Ronald McDonald house for families with children fighting catastrophic illness, and through the Kroc foundation are all hokey and meaningless to the smart ass know it all’s.)

No more “I’ll be back!” So long Austrian Oak block head.

Setting fashion trends with torn clothes.

For those ancient enough to remember, I grew up with Steve Reeve’s movies.  He was quite a interesting character.  He was morbidly obese, but obviously of a massive frame with muscles to carry the excess weight.  Then he shed the pounds by a discipline he set to reclaim his life.  It turned out he had a handsome face, Olympian physique, and a career from body building led to the silver screen.  Most of his epic films were made in Europe with casts of thousands, costumes, spears, battles and of course a damsel in distress.  They were all a young boy could want for a Saturday matinee.

Now, Arnold made violent, bloody carnage movies with no plot, sense of humor, and no style at all.  He saw himself as a pinup model as captain beefcake.  Too bad he ruined his family life by dropping his shorts after he got married.  What a moron.  The only good thing to come of his libido ruining his life I can see is this.  He won’t be making those awful movies anymore.  Thank you Jesus!

California boy Steve Reeves in the 1960′s.

Steve actually made some fun action movies that would be popular today.  They weren’t gruesome, grotesque, or mindless.  He was the hero battling overwhelming odds in every movie.  We were rooting for him to win, and we liked him.

Because he lived most of his life morbidly obese, he was cut off from the social scene being unpopular. Perhaps that’s why he wasn’t vain and self centered.  He grew up as an outcast and outsider.  He was proud of his accomplishment to lose weight, but he wasn’t a self centered the world loves me womanizer.  He also was popular around the world since making most of his movies in Europe.

“Auto-pen” has authorized continued police state!

I didn’t sign anything! That machine signed because the teleprompter told it to sign.

WOW!  While drinking beer in a pub in Ireland, the auto-pen signed extension of “Patriot Act”!

This act basically allows a police state to continue unabated.  We look forward to stealth drone aircraft to be hovering around your neighborhood with missiles at the ready.

Getting tired of war, killing, holding people in prisons for 10 years without bothering to hold trials.  It’s such an inconvenience to our President.  Why he might have to actually do some work, in person!

His role as toastmaster is not going too well with his flubbing England.  He should really practice on Mongolia before going to the big leagues like England or France.  At least the teleprompter and auto-pen reassure us that some things are under control.

The undeclared unauthorized war unleashed on Libya is to get oil, not human rights.  The endless killing on all sides has accomplished???   If there was no oil, our pangs of conscience and concern would be absent, and so would our troops.  Our invisible energy policy of the USA government has us taking oil from any and all folks with guns who want to take over any oil country.

I will vote for anyone who will bring our troops home, and starts drilling for oil in the USA.  We would never be baby sitting desert countries if not for oil in the desert.  If Richard Nixon could be resurrected, I would vote for him.  He got elected on the pledge of ending war, and that he did.  He also opened trade with China and signed nuclear peace treaty with USSR.  Everyone screams about his political dirty tricks.  Right, everyone in Washington are such boy scouts, that they never use illegal funds, lie, cheat, and steal to win.

Just say; “There’s no place like home!”

"We're not in Kansas anymore!"President Obama is wandering around the world. Why? He doesn't want to stay home. He doesn't want to face the problems at home. He rather mess up all the other countries in the world! Will anyone bother to report his travel budget? We are buying hotdogs instead of steak. We are going to GoodWill instead of Macy's. Unemployment has been increasing, and most income has decreased across all families. How come we should pay him to keep traveling like a grand potentate? Let him travel like the king of Denmark. The king gets on a commercial flight without an entourage and fleet of armored limousines on 3 jumbo jets, like our President.Mr President we need to cut this short, so we can play golf!

It’s hard to deal with such a hectic schedule as our President.  Golf, toastmaster at posh dinners in England, France, golf, accepting awards for saving the world!  How about us folks back home?  He might hold another set of meetings on employment.  He won’t promise it will accomplish anything.  We know he won’t accomplish anything.

Hobo fables and fairy tales

Hollywood legend Robert Mitchum was a hobo!

People today may be more educated, but it doesn’t mean they are any smarter.  We’re throwing out in the street a lot of teen agers, through the Depression of 2008.

Robert Mitchum was  a teen ager during the 1st Depression, and took to the rails to get around.  He didn’t fit in after his father died, and his mom remarried.

Life as a hobo isn’t a lifetime occupation.  It’s a period of time a lot of folks go through.  In spite of his fighting, drinking, and wanderlust, Mitchum became a major star just by wandering into it.

Kids today are too high strung and wound up on planning and plotting their path to success.  Most kids have no idea what to do.  So my Hobo fable and fairy tale is simple; If you are a hobo, it’s not the end of the road.  The road is the way out to somewhere better for you.

Too many kids today are ready to kill themselves or condemn themselves as losers and worthless.  Nobody is worthless, even if poor and in worn out threads.  Robert Mitchum became a success in spite of his looking for trouble just for fun.

Times are tough and not getting much better.  Expect to find more hobo kids kicked out of homes and wandering for their next place to sleep.  Nobody knows what potential these kids have, but never ever write them off.

Robert Mitchum is a famous hobo who was not ashamed of his hobo trail.

It took 8 years for the USA to start getting out of the 1st Depression.  We only been 2 years into this one.  Our President knows he can’t do anything about this.  At least FDR actually spent money on public projects.  Obama spent money on paying off Democrat states with political patronage money, and no new jobs.

What is a Kabuki Dance? Why is Congress like one?

We have a debt limit that needs to be busted!  Heck, what is 14 trillion dollars anyway? Why not 16 trillion, or a zillion dollars in debt?  Those pesky Republicans elected back into the Houseof Representatives don’t like a blank check budget.

One of those Democrats accused them nay sayers of being a Kabuki Dancer?  Is that good or bad?  Haven’t seen any Kabuki Dancer on “America’s Got Talent!”  Did watch last night some good magic acts, and those dancers in the dark with the light up outfits.  It was quite a show!

Anyhow, it seems stupid to assume we can’t do anything that makes sense, because the world markets will implode without us going more into debt.  Will that brilliant Democrat explain to us what we got to show with the 14 trillion in debt?  What do we get with 16 trillion in debt?  I think most of the USA know higher taxes is what we get.

Will Biden ever explain to the USA the trillion dollars of stimulus spending?  I didn’t see a whole lot from that money.  Did you?

Mr. President, I can't find the trillion dollars I'm responsible for spending.

Happy Days are here again! Debt ceiling raised!

President Obama has won a big concession from Congress on the amount of debt he can use.  He has a IOU card now valid for a ZILLION DOLLARS.  Biden was asking for a JILLION DOLLARS, but Congress fought hard and gave only a Zillion Dollars!

The printing presses are smoking hot as we pump out dollars backed by the US Taxper.  Let’s get ready to spend, spend, spend!  Heck spending all this money got us in fine shape.  Lots of jobs (in China), people dancing in the street (Greece), record home sales (worst ever USA), and inflation is under control since we don’t count energy or food (who needs to eat or use energy?)  Happy Days are here again!

Who has to pay the zillion dollar bill?

Typical response to Cain,”token Uncle Tom plantation slave”

Herman Cain threw his hat into the ring!

Listen up folks, we know the plan.  Herman Cain is a token Afro American dragged out by the white carpet bagger billionaire Republicans to prove minorities do know their place and how to kowtow to the big wheels!  It’s an insult to Herman Cain who is his own success story.  Nobody gave him special treatement, and he earned what he has achieved.  Guess, liberal Democrats assume only path to success for minorities is preferential treatment on tests, on being exempt from standard to become eligible to attend college, and all minorities need government assistance continuously.

I like Herman Cain.  I like his message, and I like the messenger.  His life and the accomplishments he achieved prove his character and his judgements to get here are solid.  It’s an insult to the citizens of the USA, to be told how need to feel or think because we are too dumb to understand that Herman Cain is an “Uncle Tom” plantation slave doing the bidding of some evil white plantation owners.  Really?  So minorities today are so dumb and so helpless that only rich white old guys are the planation owners to let them out of the cotton field to run for President?  That’s a whopper of a fairy tale.  So President Obama is an “Uncle Tom” also?

Air Force One had to break out gas masks!

Holy Toledo! B.O. at Rudy’s had 2 chilidogs, fries, plus a bowl of chili for lunch!

Our President was celebrating getting away from Michelle Obama dietician.  At Rudy’s in Toledo the President was polite in trying some of the local cuisine.  He forced himself to have a order of french fries, bowl of chili, 2 chili dogs, and a soda.  Good gravy!

I know we are paying for his travel, but would you want to have a bowl of chili and 2 chili dogs before you get onto an airplane for a couple of hours?  Wow!  B.O. not only is eating our money, he’s stinking up the joint!

The return flight from Toledo on AirForce One was no fun.  Gas masks were issued to the cabin passengers as the President had a gas!

The worst is yet to come.  Michelle Obama and her mom will get B.O. a full lecture on his Toledo pig out.  It’s okey, the President won’t blow his own horn, but he can certainly toot!

Good news! Up 11% in 12 months! More food please!

Unemployment is up and so are food stamps!

Our President B.O. confirmed some huge increases for the USA!  Food stamps distributed is up 11% across the country!  Unemployment is up again, and so are gasoline prices, and so are food prices!  So the President knows how to make some stuff grow, including our deficit!

We salute this President for making more people begging for food around the world.  The use of corn for ethanol is helping Mexico pay more for food, and Mexico can look to the USA for no help on changing this stupid policy of subsidizing corn growers to be paid more for buning up corn in gas tanks. That sure helps keep the price of gasoline cheaper?!

Brooklyn voters need to elect hobo to Congress!

Anthony Weiner bares all his dirty laundry!

Brooklyn does not have the patience for the moron Anthony Weiner crying that he didn’t and then he did show himself in some goofy attempt to get girls to notice him?!  What happened to the old fashioned means of meeting a girl?  How about a billboard in Manhattan exposing yourself you idiot?

We have it on good authority that when playing for JETS, Brett Favre told Anthony Weiner how Brett met women when in New York City!  Brett has great skill with texting and taking pictures of himself.

This little pipsqueak has a big mouth, and nobody likes him in Congress.  The people in Brooklyn have enough problems to handle, without carrying this joke on their backs now!  You folks in New York will be better served by a hobo, then this clown.  Uncle Stosh will move to Brooklyn and promises not to drop his pants in public!  As our Hobo Czar for President Obama, he knows all the joints lobbyists will meet for cocktails and campaign donations.  Plus, Uncle Stosh does not know how to text or use computers so Brooklyn is safe!

Weiner ain’t welcome to the hobo jungle.  He’s a creepy guy.  How come he’s not wearing the battle scars where his wife beaned him with a rolling pin?  She’s got to kick his ass to get his attention.

President has increased White House limousines over 70%!

Yeah, extra pepporini and an order of cheese fries, too!

As the chief executive of the USA, our President is always considerate of his staff needing limousines too!  In the worst economy since the FDR days, our B.O. has increased the limousines around the White House by 70%!  Man am I proud to  being taxed so all his staff gets limousine treatment!  Awesome!

Hey, lets take another trillion dollars for limousines!  It’s fun to be rich!

NATO is out of bullets, missiles, and Libya wins!

NATO is out of bullets, missiles, and cannon shells. Gadaffi laughs!

National Atlantic Treaty Organization is NATO.  Allies in arms to respond to threats of agression to the member countries by combining forces and resources.

However, the USA military are the chumps picking up the tab for the allies. The allies got nice parade armies, but not battle ready armies!

It’s time to bring home our military, and prepare to save a lot of lives, and a lot of money.  We don’t need to waste our young military forces, and pay the price of nations who use the USA.

President B.O. is trigger happy now!  Bomb Libya!  Why not bomb Syria?  Why not bomb Iran?  Why not bomb Korea?  We’re running out of bombs and missiles, and oh yeah, running out of military that aren’t fighting someplace already.  How come it’s okey to go around picking fights, and killing people in other countries?  Wonder if that makes USA more popular?

Cruise to the Greek Isles before they’re bankrupt!

Calista Gingrich is taking her jewelry box and tropical wardrobe on a cruise.  You coming along Newt?  Guess so!?

Gingrich are cruising away, as welll as his plans for Presidency!

Yes dear!  There are hard choices to be made in solving our national debt, endless war, and no jobs.  Newt solved his main problem, making his wife shut up and take a cruise.  It’s sort of like Joe Biden and B.O. globe hopping on our dime.  However, Newt is paying for this trip himself!  Did he tell Calista they could travel a lot more when in White House paid by the USA?

I love “The Greek Isles” restaurant in Illinois Chicago and also Lombard.  Flaming sagnaki cheese, “Oopa!”  Roditys wine, and Greek bread with olive oil is a banquet!  Newt as your hobo chief of staff, I suggest you take Calista to The Greek Isles restaurant in Illinois, and play dumb about her cruise idea.  A lot cheaper, a lot more fun, and hey Roditys wine will make her quit her bitching’!

What time is it? It’s time to make a budget for the year that’s over!

Love those shades!

We were hoping President Obama would share his picks for the Belmont horse race.  We know he’s too busy to finish up the budget for the government for this year!?  Wish I could do my budget after I spend all the money I want, even if I don’t got it!

All of the citizens of the USA already know that we are going to be taxed to death and poverty.  That is why I predict most of the USA will hop a freight train to Mexico before winter.  It’s going to be a cold winter, like the last one really kicked our ass with blizzards, cold, and no good news.  See all you folks in Mexico, we’re coming!

You crumb bums and dames don’t know a real club!

What passes for nightclubs today are a joke!

Once upon a time may come again.  I know the kids of today want a night spot where you can have fun, have a drink, have a laugh, and have a meal with friends.  There are a few spots keeping the torch alive.  One of the most legendary spots was TOOTS SHOR named after the “saloon keeper” as he called himself.  He would throw out the folks that irritated him, and he would joke and play pranks on those he liked.  He had the superstars of the day hang out at his joint.  The Rat Pack would feast and see the wise guys and sports stars all in the same joint along with the reporters looking for a story.

The so called celebrities of today can’t take a ribbing or rub elbows with their fans.

Joe DiMaggio, Marilyn Monroe at Toots Shor.

Most “superstar” types today need their yes men entourage to say “yes, boss” all night long.  The real superstars made real jokes with real superstars for competition on pranks, jokes, and wise cracks.  Toots Shor didn’t give anybody a free ride on getting a ribbing.

Today the kids are ready to enter the real world instead of virtual reality.  Let me know if you find a real joint for a hobo to have a drink and have fun with adults, not children self appointed superstars.

Goodbye, farewell, don’t let the gate hit you in the ass!

“Barry, everyone is happy you said you would resign!”

President Obama confirmed that he would resign!  Don’t know why he said that his resignation has anything to do with Rrepresentative Weiner, but everyone is happy Obama is resigning!

Before officially leaving, he will spend 3 months traveling visiting Mongolia, Barabdos, Costa Rica, Lithuania, and French Riviera.

The “lone star” state fighting for us and 10th amendment!

Texas stands strong!Fighting for the USA 10th amendment!

We all have had a big brother or big sister experience in growing up.  Either we were the older sibling bossing around our younger brother or sister, or we were getting bossed around.  We don’t need the Federal government that we vote into office, acting as if we are too dumb to know what we are doing in our own state!?

Oklahoma affirmed in their state legislature that the 10th amendment tells the federal government to stop acting as if they can boss us around on everything!  Texas supports this.  More important, the governor of Texas may throw his cowboy hat into the race for President.

Governor Rick Perry has created a thriving state that has not participated in the recession still kicking most of the country in the ass.  Time for another Texas president!

Rick Perry fighting for 10th amendment for Texas!

What’s your answer? What came first the chicken or the egg?

This ancient riddle was to set some to consider the possibility of creation is a mystery beyond men to understand.

Eveyone today is so damn smart.  We’re so smart, we don’t consider what came first; the chicken or the egg.  That’s because the riddle makes it silly to presume there was no initial creator to set the universe and our world into motion.  We like to blame God for the miseries of our life, and not accept his questioning us if we are worthy to reach his kingdom through tests on earth.  This world is not our final destination, but only our stepping stone.  Just like a hobo hopping a freight train knows the train is not his final resting place, but only a means to our traveling further along.  When we leave this old world behind, then the atheists will be really upset!  Perhaps their vision of the universe will become their destiny, that their death is their end.  While us chicken and egg folks will get some bacon for breakfast too!

Welcome back Keith Ogreman!

COUNTDOWN to meltdown!

Yes, he’s back!  Who cares?  Current television has their superstar top name celebrity to bring multitudes flocking to watch the idiot box flickering screen.

Saw that Michael Moore will be visiting Keith Ogreman to discuss the 2012 presidential race!?  Really?  These 2 megaminds will have every candidate stop, watch, and take notes on how it needs to be done to get their 2 votes!

I rather hear Michael Moore explain on how our new healtcare program from B.O. will copy the best of Cuba’s healthcare that Moore highlighted in his last boffo box office winner for socialists.

Welcome new hobo folks. USA future ain’t what it used to be 6 months ago!

President Obama eats enough food to feed 3 hungry hoboes.

Sorry folks, but things are getting worse.  Jobs are down.  Banks ain’t lending.  Houses ain’t selling because banks ain’t lending.  US Government piles on regulations to pester banks so they don’t lend.

The best investment is to eat a good meal.  Before it costs 15% more next year.  Good thing inflation ain’t a problem?!  So there it is.  We welcome you new hobo folk to learn the ropes of the hobo jungle.  The future seemed better just 6 months ago.  Look at the bright side.  By December, you will be looking back at today as the good old days.

Celebrate July 4 is brainwashing our children?

Celebrating Independence Day is propaganda!This image of festive fireworks to celebrate our Independence Day on 4th of July at our nation's capitol is a demonstration of love for our USA. You don't have to brainwash someone to love. Love is a voluntary and spontaneous expression of each individual. However, Harvard University has some associate professors issue a research report that focuses on the brainwashing of our entire country through celebrating our patriotism. Such public events as parades, fireworks, waving our flag are all contributing to conditioning the entire population. Wonder how these brilliant academic paper pushers escaped such brainwashing to reveal this plot? Wearing aluminum foil hats and hemp clothing without underwear do prevent complete programming!Seal of Harvard before they exiled God.

Anyway, everybody knows that university professors attempt to brainwash their students who depend upon the whims of the professor to get a good grade.  Some professors encourage critical scepticsm in thought to learn the truth.  Most today demand students live in the fantasy reality of these brilliant professors.  Harvard brainwash ranking has not been rated as yet by these assistant professors.

Hillary Clinton exports homosexual cultural ambassador; “lady gaga”

Oh to be young, and gay again!

Since most of our commercial media is in the pocket of big buisness, or big lobbyists, or big government we don’t learn much of the truth.  PRAVDA is a communist publication that always is on the look out for the failures and foibles of the USA capitalism, but then so is commercial media in the USA!  PRAVDA reported that Russia is pissed that the USA sent (at us taxpayer expense) “lady gaga” for a gay festival in Italy.  Really?

Did you hear much about this anywhere?  Anyway, gaga is running down Russia for not putting the alternative homosexual lifestyle on a  pedastel like in SanFrancisco or Fire Island.  We don’t know how lucky we are to have Hillary Clinton supporting lesbian gay rights around the world.  Russia seems to be ignoring Hillary Clinton and “lady gaga” and how dare they?!

Anyhow, why does the world dare to ignore our concern for gay rights in every country?  President Obama is proud of his record and the great accomplishments of his vision of the USA with gay rights, electric cars, flurescent lightbulbs, and children who don’t have to pray or pledge alliegence to the flag of the USA!

Attorney General Holder selling guns for money to drug dealers!

How much money did we get?

This is getting silly!  President Obama has Attorney General Holder trying to get more money from legal and illegal operations.  Hey, this is not Chicago!  Never mind, you guys still act like you’re in the ‘hood.

Anyway, selling illegal guns confiscated by ATF through ATF to Mexican drug lords lost money!?  How can they lose money selling guns they never paid for?  If you want to know how government thinks it can help us in the economy, just look at the ATF caper under Holder.  Sell illegal guns to drug lords, and not make any money!?

Or is Hillary Clinton laundering the money by taking bags of cash on trips around the globe?  She’s never home, and “slick Willy” has never been happier getting busy! “Show me the money!!”  Who’s got the drug money?  Did it just walk out with Holder?

Hobo zen wisdom to see if you are a hobo

If you look like Lee Marvin, then you are a hobo!

A lot of people waste their time in denial of accepting reality.  Look in the mirror.  Are you fat?  Are you wearing Kmart clothes?  Are you old?  Is your car gauge reading higher on the temperature than the fuel level?  Are bill collectors and tax collectors calling more than your buddies?  Do you argue  these questions don’t apply to you?

USA is finally realizing how bad things really are right now.  18 million looking for work and getting stories on how rich people stold your job.  Obama wants us to just wait for government handouts.  I suggest  you folks get moving and stop waiting for help.  We can cut through the nonsense.  You are a hobo, and I suggest we all consider visiting Washington D.C. asking for these handouts.  A couple million hobo folk visiting our White House will have Harry Reid holding his nose, because we smell. Nancy Pelosi will suggest we visit John Boehner, because it’s all his fault.

Get on the hobo trail.  Get some good shoes for walking, get your shoulder nap sack for Spam, peanut butter, and a box of Saltine crackers.  A good leather cap with a bandanca will keep the head from getting fried by the sun.  Don’t wait for Uncle Sam, because just like Santa Claus he’s not real.  Obama is real, and so are us hobo.

President debt trap for USA

Trillion, Jillion, or Zillion bucks? What me worry?

President Obama loves to ask for ideas, and then loves to shoot them down.  What is his “big” idea?  B.O. wants a balanced budget between increased revenue and budget cuts.  So do we!  He doesn’t know what the plan should look like.  He won’t support a plan he doesn’t like.  He won’t tell us what he likes.  This is really like seeking out a hermit guru on the mountain top to learn the mystery of life.  When you get there, he asks you what do you think?  Then he goes golfing and lets you figure it out.

He needs a  debt czar. It seems he can’t do any work unless he got a czar to do the work for him.

This sort of reminds of professional wrestling.  A lot of yelling and trash talking into microphones.  A lot of strutting around on television, and the fight is rigged.  We know the US taxpayer will hold the bag of debt manure, and the President will sniff that it smells bad but don’t blame him.  He will go globe trotting with Michelle, and leave the taxpayers in the debt trap.

President Obama using Herbert Hoover solutions!

Hoover wanted to raise taxes during Depression and so does Obama!

This is all new to President Obama, but the USA has been through a Depression before!  President Hoover wanted to make the USA more fiscally sound after the crash of the Depression by raising taxes.  That worked pretty good.  We invite President Obama  to use the Hoover playbook because there is no way raising taxes can cause the economy to be worse, like back in the old days.  These are new enlightened times, not the old days.  WE NEED MORE TAXES!  WE WANT TO PAY MORE TAXES!  What has the president been smoking?  Never mind, this president is too damn smart to be fooled by the failed policies of Hoover.  Obama will win!  “Happy Days are here again!”

President Obama celebrates his birth certificate with a party!

It’s been fifty years.  50 annual cycles of our earthly calender have come and gone since B.O. was born.  He is so proud of his birth certificate, that he is celebrating that his certificate is now 50 years old!

Donald Trump wanted to spank him 50 times for good luck!  However, B.O. is a little too hefty to lay across his lap for a good paddling.

We will be happy when B.O. can retire in Chicago in 2013 to celebrate that birthday out of the White House.

People around the world will enjoy the spontaneous outpouring of love and celebration!  The USA will have every city, town and village ring church bells and honor the local community organizers who might be our next president!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sometimes it's nifty to be fifty!

President Obama wants debt and taxes!

Joe your plan sucked, but my plan is great!

The suspense is building.  Everyone tip toes and speaks in hushed tones so to let our President reveal “the plan”!

This can’t be a more dramatic moment.  Senator Harry Reid has a plan he is working on in the senate, but waits to give the President the spotlight.  What can the plan be?  More taxes, for you and me?  Maybe a new stimulus bill for a trillion dollars too?

It’s like those old horror movies waiting for the hero to save the day from the monster about to kill our country!  Let’s see what it is!  What’s your plan?

What I did during my Summer Vacation by Obama

Prez. Obama told Weiner “Jump” as he stood on the ledge.

We are all happy that our first couple have traveled the globe on our expense.  Golf, baseball games, fund raising, speeches to inspire the USA, and Kabuki theater were just the small points of this summer.  Obama took time to kick Weiner in the crotch to exit.  Obama took time to start shooting rockets into Libya, and send in a team to kill Osama.

He was a little too busy to get a budget or increase the allowed debt limit for the USA.  But what the heck!  He is the greatest president in his mind, and that’s pretty darn good!  He might find time to explain on what happened to the $850 billion dollars of “stimulus” money.  Can we get a vacation from President Obama?  How about spending more time in Australia and Mongoloia? I have nothing against those countries, but we need a break.

Santa Claus and Uncle Sam are cliches and fictictitious of course.  However, nobody even bothers to use Uncle Sam cartoons because everybody knows he is an endangered species with this current crew in Washington D.C.  I do hope Santa Claus will bring me a new president!

Obama pals in GE sending more jobs and factories to China!

GE is moving to China, so we should go there too!

The CEO Obama had on his blue ribbon jobs crew is closing down XRAY division of GE, after shutting down all light bulb factories, and shipping all work to China.  It seems we need to ship our unemployed to China to find work!  Joe Biden may need to pull Barack Obama in a rickshaw after the elections of 2012?

Congratulations to our president.  With friends like Jeff Immelt, who needs enemies?  GE paid no federal taxes and is moving jobs to China.  Is it possible that China is more friendly to capitalsim than our current chief executive?  Can we get the guy running China to switch jobs with Obama? Hu is that guy?  That’s right, Hu!

Debt + death increases under Obama

Too many new names added for Arlington Cemetery in 2011.

Tired of flags flying at half mast in Wisconsin.  We have seen too many of our finest young military from Wisconsin reported as killed in action.

One son is serving, and another son is considering signing up.

President Obama joked about taking the keys for the car  away from the Republicans who drove the country into the ditch over a cliff.

The view from here looks worse than ever.  Take me back to the good old days of the 2008 crash before we threw trillions out the window for GM, robbed bond holders by declaring bankruptcy anyway, and the cost of saving those union jobs has to be an all time record price!

The number of dead, and the amount of debt are the only records our President cannot hide.  The dead cannot speak out anymore.  The homeless, unemployed, and the evicted home owners are being largely ignored by commercial news media.  Media is happy to sweep away the sad depressing stories of families who have lost a son or father in the wars.  They enjoy endless happy homecoming soldier video journalism.  They ignore the burials  2012 cannot come soon enough.

Media labeling Tea Party congress members as “terrorists”

Obama buddy Bill Ayers surrports terrorists. Does he support Tea Party?

New York Times, MSNBC, Joe Biden, and coffee shop socialists are labeling the new budget deal a concession to terrorists?  It seems anyone in congress that demands we stop spending money we can’t afford to pay back as extreme terrorists with explosives to detonate!  That seems funny.  I did check Pravda if they verified this.  Even Pravda couldn’t spew out that propaganda!  Joe Biden needs to find a Pravda contact to get his point covered.

Bill Ayers enjoyed supporting terrorism and making bombs to kill anybody that opposed his views.  Seems anyone that dares challenge a liberal view, is now a terrorist with lethal intent!  Wow!

Thank you to the journalists with their shorts in a permanent wedgie thanks to the Tea Party.  Suggest all you morons move to Norway or England for socialism assylum.  We are so lucky to have such educated and such easily seen idiots tell us citizens that we are terrorists for refusing to buy their garbage of spend more forever.  Guess what!?  Forever, just ended.  So sad, but too bad.  Life just changed.  This is not a setback, this is a permanent change.  So all you brilliant journalists can stop their addiction to social utopia paid by those who work for those who only want it free.

Obama wants to talk to out of work folks?

Obama will sink his teeth into unemployment!

Alright, now we’ll see some action!  President Obama proclaimed that he will seek out and listen to the unemployed.  He wants to find out how they lost their job?  He wants to find out if they still expect him to do something?  He wants a publicity tour to hug and console those out work, out of their home, and lots of pictures for commercial media.

His cabinet will be told to work on finding jobs for all these folks!  What happened to all that stimulus money?  Shovel ready jobs?  I didn’t find any new bridges, dams, highways from that money.  Might have made a few jobs from that?  What about the 100 czars president added to his staff?  What are they doing to help make jobs in the USA?

Hobo for president 2012! We can’t do worse!

What me worry? I’m a trillionaire!

Don’t send in a college professor to do a hobo’s job!  Professor Obama needs to go back to school.  We appreciate his lecturing us on not eating right, not living right, not this and not that too!  Just shut up already!

It’s time to get a hobo in charge.  The hobo party will start their selection process right after we get drunk this weekend.  Maybe we should make our choice while drinking?

President Obama decisions drunk or sober ain’t much difference in the results.  All lousy.  Can’t we compromise?  That’s his big line on anything.  Can’t we compromise?  The greatest compromiser of all time is Obama.

We can’t compromise on the inflation, unemployment, homeless, dead military, and billions thrown down the outhouse crap hole of government “help” to Affhanistan, Pakistan, Mongoloia, Russia, China, Cuba, Iran, North Korea, and Illinois.  The dead can’t speak out.  We have killed too many of our military and started shooting in Libya with no idea on what the hell that was for.  We don’t have money, don’t have a plan, and have to compromise on any and everything.  Time for a hobo.

As your president, I will move the secretary of the Treasury to Las Vegas.  Our credit rating is down, but we’re not out of chips.  Come on 7!  Roll them bones!  The Department of IRS will move to North Dakota.  The Department of wasting money will move to Alaska, and maybe some of them folks will quit?

US Chess Team in 2011 tournament hosted by China

This is our team well into the chess tournament for 2011 in China.

Okay fellow Americans.  While everyone is worried about groceries, jobs, and Jersey Shore, we got a few folks who are fighting the best players in the world today in chess.  I am so proud and so glad that St Louis has a home for 2 of our GrandMaster players of the USA at their chess club.  Ben Feingold is acting as one of the 2 coaches working with the team.  Some American citizens from St. Louis who are Chinese took the trip along to watch us play!  Do me a favor and check out the website at St Louis for updates at; saintlouischesssclub.org

Who dat? Dat is our prez! Happy Days are here again!

Tip of the cap from his Chicago fund raiser for our prez!

Today our professor of economics, our fearless leader, our president spoke out about our lower credit rating.  He says we are a triple A country!  Happy days, and onward!

His Chicago Bears folded, his Chicago Bulls fell short, but his Chicago fund raising never ends.

When he started talking and explalining how this is all going to be better, the folks on Wall Street doubled down today on selling more stock.  Nobody listens to what he says,they only see what he does.  What he does is a lot of garbage.  Happy Days are here again!  This guy don’t have a clue.

Hobo investments best today!

Keep your crackers dry.

SPAM fed our soldiers too!

We are getting too many hobo folks added to our country!  George Soros has created government crises to make his billions, and now he is raking in billions on the French banks scare that is not a real problem.   George buys swiss francs and shorts the dollar, and submarines the Euro too to add a few more billions while ruining country economies for his personal gain.

Us hobo folk can only scrape up a few pesos and a few quarters to invest in a flop house for the night, if we can’t find a safe barn to sleep.  But we can’t get broke on our investments.  SPAM, crackers, a bottle of iced tea, and clothes from Good Will are the basics of hobo life.  George Soros wants to help hobo folk in principle, but won’t give a handout to anyone that’s a hobo or a bum.  We invite George to our hobo jungle to join us in Mulligan Stew and hobo poetry in the air.

Al Gore has “Rocky Mountain High” blood pressure pop!

Al lashes out against scientists and “g**dIII climate!

Al Gore does not like scientists questioning his faith and belief that man is destroying the world.  He is attending a conference in Aspen on saving the world, according to him.  We just need to die and let the world go on.  After all, he does weep and wail over the polar bears all the time.  It seems polar bears and grizzly bears are attacking a lot of people.  Are the bears messengers of global vengeance of Al?

I look forward to Al screaming, yelling, and throwing more tantrums!  I love to see a grown man act like a baby.  We are in the midst of global warming in Wisconsin with evenings in August at 55 degrees and a heatwave of 75 degrees!  We are melting and wilting under global temperate weather.

Al needs to get a few more massage ladies to get him simmered down.  The last one he attacked did not believe his claim that he needs sex to save the planet.

Steve Reeves developed beautiful bodies, not muscle bound minds.

Steve Reeves did not bulk up to be a hulk.

The concept of developing ourselves to our potential is the highest fullfillment of ourselves.  Steve Reeves developed his body to be graceful and in proportion.  He did not look like a steroid hulk when dressed.

Nothing to say except the perfect physique!

I loved his movies that he filmed later in life.  As a teen ager I enjoyed Elvis Presley movies and Steve Reeves movies.  So did a lot of impressionable teens.  Wish teens today had something that corny to idolize.  We got a lot of garbage today with muscslebound carnage with no story on death.  Anyone even daring to make a movie with singing?  Don’t think I am dying to see “lady Gaga” on the big screen.

Obama vacation 2011 Martha’s vineyard

sour grapes by Obama that Grapes Books don’t carry his book!

A lot of us are sleeping with one eye open now.  Our President and fearless leader is on vacation!  We feel a lot safer when he is on the job, which ain’t too often.

Vladimir Putin went wild game hunting in the barren Siberian wilderness and bagged a big cat.  Bet the US reporters would really love that assignement.  Sorry, no champagne, and 1st class accomodations in Siberia.  Maybe we should trade leaders for fun?!

Whatever became of the dog Obama kids had to have?  Putin is always showing off his black labrador Koni.  Anyway, President couldn’t find his “best seller” books at Martha’s Vineyard book store Grape Books.  He ordered a military plane drop a ton of his book immediately!  Who’s buying it anyway?  Too many folks out of work, and getting kicked out of their homes now.

Hobo bon fire and wienie roast banned on Martha’s Vineyard!

No hobo folk allowed in vacation dreamland of Obama. Uncle Sam banned!

Somewhere in the past, even Uncle Sam had to live like a hobo.  However, it’s not even allowed to consider the USA as creating more hobo folk than jobs.  Fantasy world of our fearless leader is even more fantastic than the whoppers from Pravda on their worker’s paradise!

We planned a spontaneous hobo jungle party on his beach front.  However, the SWAT team, helicopters, armed drones, and propaganda media don’t want us hobo types anywhere near their paradise!  Maybe Santa Claus will give us a beach party in the dead of winter!

We are used to being ignored, shunned, and conveniently forgotten by our President.

Send me a sign to show if I should leave Martha’s Vineyard!

Our President is deep in thought on should he or shouldn’t he leave Martha’s Vineyard vacation with his family.  His family hasn’t seen him much between playing golf  and sneaking out smoking all the time.  His inner circle are really worried that they might lose their meal ticket if he doesn’t get elected in 2012.  He is looking for a sign to give him guidance.

Today there was a earthquake that shook Martha’s Vineyard.  There is a hurricane bearing down along the East coast.  Do you think these qualify as a sign, B.O. should leave?

Hurricane Irene 2011 visits the USA

Force of nature challenges East coast USA.From the bliazzrds that ended winter in 2011, into the hurricane that comes near the end of summer in 2011, we will remember this year. The power of natures is clearly dwarfing our self importance. It seems laughable to even compare the influence of man controling nature and weather to the power of a hurricane. The scope and scale of the storm demands respect and all to pay attention to look out for your safety and your life. In this time of preparation, evacuation, and frenzied activty due to the imminent storms, we need to remember that the forces at work are but a small display of the power of God. In our plans and our minds, we see how little we control now when facing just a small display of this hurricane.The view from above us on this little display from our Creator.

Cuba had more new jobs last month than USA!!

Comrade we beat USA!

Pravda will be reporting that Cuba created more jobs for their country than the entire USA for August!  We created 0 jobs, goose egg, nothing, null void.

Perhaps our President should visit Castro and read the memoirs of Nikita Kruschev to find some answers.  This is not just embaressing, it’s plain stupid!

I know them rascal Republicans cause a lot of problems!  But couldn’t Obama talk to his veterinarian on hiring one assistant for Obama’s dog?

One thing for sure, dogs have to look twice before letting someone pet them.  They might want to cook them for supper!  It used to be the Chinese ate dogs.  Now we got folks thinking differentlly about animal shelters.  Might be some good meals there!

Castro made more new jobs in Cuba, than Obama in USA!

Don’t let the facts change your plans!

President Obama is urged to come out with his biggest plan by Maxine Waters.  Obama plans on reducing Afro American unemployment to be changed from 40% to 49%.  Bless you Maxine.  Hope Santa Claus gets you a new wig for Christmas.

The Hobo plan is to eliminate the 15 million hoboes that Obama created with his current plan.  There are too many hoboes in the USA.  Ship them to Cuba.  They got a better health system according to Michael Moore.  They made more jobs in August than the USA.  Send all our unemployed to Cuba, and their unemployment checks will be worth a lot more than spending the money in USA!

I propose that we spend a zillion dollars for this plan, and only get the money from the rich people.  What if all the rich people go to Cuba instead of paying taxes here?  We’re screwed!

“The Jobs Act” of President Obama is shovel ready!

Happy in the good old days of 2008

Nostalgia is all we got to enjoy these days.  The future looks worse than the past.  The past wasn’t much to brag of either.

Yes, President Obama in 2008 had both the Senate and the House seats filled with the asses of Democrats.  He didn’t do the work to get any “Job Act” since he was too busy do something else.

“Pass my bill!”  Our President wants his new legislation THE JOB ACT passed into law.  There is no legislation in any document form that can be submitted for vote.  Maybe they can submit his speech text and pass that into law?

We know the HealthCare act was only 25,000 pages.  It may be this bill is so important that it will be 100,000 pages!  Wow, these guys saw down a lot of trees and emit a lot of methane with all their farting around.  Could we get a report to the USA on how the Stimulus Bill worked out for the USA?  Didn’t hear the president bragging about how Stimulus Bill with “shovel ready” jobs added so many jobs?

China expands their economy by government supporting their industry by removing obstacles.  USA loves to add rules, regulations, penalties, delay permits, and have 500 inspectors checking for endangered grub worms on job sites.

“Pass this bill!”  We passed the Stimulus Bill.  Tell me how this helped, besides another trillion dollars of debt.

USA discriminates against rich white citizens!

If everyone is to be treated equally by government programs paid by taxpayers, then why does the USA discriminate against the rich white people?

HUD been telling cities and towns get friendly visits from HUD folk on offering housing at lower prices and lower rent.  Why can’t white folks get the same opportunity?

White folks are expected to pay more for housing, pay more in property taxes, pay more in income taxes, and shovel more money into HUD so we won’t feel guilty about what?  I demand that subsidized housing should not be based upon need (not making enough money).  It is discriminating against whites that only Afro Americans qualify for special deals.  My 2 sons are unemployed, not making any income and want to leave home.  Sound like HUD candidates for a new house!  One wants to live by the ocean in California, and the other wants to live in Chicago along the lake front.  Will let you know what luck we have on their desire to get assistance.  If they join ACORN then they can qualify?

If Uncle Sam is supposed to be a Santa Claus,  who figured this out?  Uncle Sam isn’t real, and neither is Santa Claus!

Solyndra conspiracy FBI investigates records

FBI will never find the money USA gave to Democrat donors.

Solyndra added jobs for the USA!  FBI can’t keep up with the investigations underway thanks to  President Obama.  FBI has to confirm what we know that Democrat donors got a sweet deal with USA money thrown away and lost, but Democrat donors walked with our money from USA instead!

Does anybody care that thieves walk the corridors of the White House and walk away with half a billion dollars.  We got nothing but a bankrupt company!  The thieves walked away with our money. I suggest Biden and Obama now personally own Solyndra.  That is their retirement package fromthe USA.  They have lost their retirment pensions and benefits from the USA.  That is not going to replace our lost money, but it makes them live with their decisions.

President Obama pledges Solyndra assets to Greece!

Obama gives Greece Solyndra!

President Obama gave Solyndra over half billion dollars.  It seems the USA taxpayer now gets $0!  But wait, in international diplomacy, Obama has donated to Greece the company Solyndra to solve their financial crisis.

We salute our President for squeezing the US taxpayers down to their last drop of blood for nothing.  Now we owe money because he had to give money we don’t have, to a company that doesn’t exist Solyndra.  But he thinks giving Solyndra to Greece will make it square.  The US Taxpayer is giving Solyndra back to Obama and Biden as their retirement benefits from the USA.  We’ll keep their retirement pension and benefits in the US Treasury.

Hey, it’s only our money they’re wasting!

Department of Justice must love them $16 muffins!  Hey, nothing is too good for our government executives with our tax money.  How about some $10 dollar coffee?  They had some meeting and thought it would be nice to have some coffee and muffins.  That’s robbery!  Oh, never mind it’s only our money they’re wasting.  You know they wouldn’t spend a nickle of their own money that way.

This is the same department of government that can’t figure out how them illegal guns got sold to Mexican drug lords!  Gun stores called to report suspicious characters with wads of money showing up.  They were told it’s okay to sell it all by the Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms branch of justice.  Seems confusing to us simple folk?!  Did we think them guns wouldn’t be mowing down Mexican soldiers, police, and innocent citizens south of our border?

Sometimes I wonder if anyone has any sense left in our government?  Anyway Eric Holder has a lot of fat lardass Justice folk stuffing muffins into their face at his meetings.  Too bad a lot of folks got killed by our “Fast Furious” gun running with a green light from his group.  But why would Justice worry about that?

Get me some of those muffins for $16 a piece! Michelle wants caviar tonight too!

Obama has the problem solved.  He will hire a czar and staff to save money in the White House after they meet in Hawaii at a 5 star resort.

Black Congressional Caucaus instructed not to wear slippers!

Why is president worried about congress bedroom slippers?

President Obama exhorted and educated the congressional black caucaus to take off their bedroom slippers! (100% sure slippers made in China!)  We need to know why wearing slippers is an issue?  How will this help the USA or our president?  The only guy asleep through our whole recession is Obama!

Seems interesting that he gets excited yelling about bedroom slippers and telling his critics to “stifle it” in the words of Archie Bunker.

JOBS BILL of Democrats has no budget?

My wife decided that she needs more money to get groceries.  I can understand that since inflation is the only thing increasing in our economy. I asked her how much.  She thinks 475 billion.  I asked her if we could reduce our budget.  She said no, we have to increase our income.  She is going around the countryside on stump speeches for me to give her more money.  Most of the ladies who also want more money agree on her platform.

The long awaited solution to unemployment woes is JOBS BILL.  Cost is estimated, budget savings have not been listed, and sources of income to pay seem to be lacking a few details like any numbers at all!  PASS THIS BILL!  Democrats in Senate and House of Congress don’t want to even look like they are thinking about this bill.  It seems Obama has to persuade Democrats, PASS THIS BILL!

PASS THIS BILL! We got more jobs like Solyndra!

America has gone soft thanks to Community Organizer Obama

I thought it was manly to take responsibility B.O.?

Sometimes the truth hurts!  Okey, we had to say it.  Obama sucks as a president.  His staff sucks.  Chu throwing money at solar companies going out of business as his energy policy.  Meanwhile North Dakota & South Dakota can’t find enough people to work on the shale oil projects, while China drives out of business our solar companies stuffed with tax money we don’t got.

Attorney General Holder approves of us killing citizens anywhere it’s convenient.  He also wants to set up civilian trials for foreign terrorists?  But we got to kill US citizens without trial.  We got to lose money on selling illegal guns to Mexican drug lords.

President Obama calls out the unemployed and underemployed on verge of bankruptcy challenging them soft weak people start working.  This is the same president that needs to keep people on unemployment for multiple years of benefits?  This is the same president that wants us to allow illegal immigrants take jobs at higher minimum wages?  Arizona was going to harass Mexican parents at the ice cream shop?!  This is confusing?

We’ll let Obama enjoy his retirement without any lifetime pension from the tax payers.  Don’t be so soft!

We need the Godfather of Soul more than ever!

The joint is jumping with James Brown!

James Brown is the original, the authentic, and earned the title of “the hardest working man in show business”!  Michael Jackson was talented, and a better dancer.  But James Brown had horns, he had brass, he had his mojo working and the audience would be worn out by his dynamo.

There is nothing much worth enjoying in the new music scene, so I listen to my James Brown.  All the new ideas are mostly stolen from him and done with no energy, no soul.  He didn’t sing about bootie call and similar lame nonsense.

“I feel good”  “Poppa’s got a brand new bag” Trying to scrape up street change dancing on the sidewalks of Augusta to soldiers on leave by the nightclubs way past his curfew as a kid.  If you’ve seen him dance, you can’t believe what you see but you see it.  His songs were original and his success into mainstream  USA was introduced on American Bandstand with Dick Clark.  When I saw him, I thought the circus was int town with his wierd clothes and hairdo.  But when he started dancing and singing, I never heard or seen anything like it.  It was like a new world.  I know about some of his problems from friends in Augusta, but hey who doesn’t have family with problems?  I listen to him more now than ever.  Thank you James Brown and I hope some of the kids start listening to the Godfather of Soul.

Santa Claus and Uncle Sam are myths, so grow up already!

Wall Street Protest 2011 nobody cares anyway!

There is the ideal world that is supposed to be.  There is the real world that is.  The protestors have left the real world and entered an escape from reality with peace, love, nobody should get ripped off, Uncle Sam should look out for the rich and the poor, etc.

Our Nobel Peace Prize President Obama got us into so many wars, kinetic activity battles, drone attacks, smuggling guns to drug dealers, and demands more killing from Pentagon war machine.  He’s shooting, killing, and getting us killed everywhere faster than anybody!

He’s way too busy to worry about throwing away a trillion bucks on solar energy companies in USA.  Anyway, those companies are going broke and our money is going away too with them jokers.  Uncle Sam has retired.  We got the Chicago Mob in the White House stealing our tax money for their buddies, and yelling at Wall Street to distract us.

Them poor paid protestors don’t know why they’re sleeping in the park, except they’re collecting $600 a week from sponsors with deep pockets who want the USA all distracted to really rip us off.  Nikita Kruschev and Mao Tse Tung would love to see these characters on parade in the news protesting the imperialist regime of Obama kowtowing to the wealthy carpetbaggers today.  The TEA Party used their own money and unpaid time to protest and remain vigilant on this circus of idiots now.  TEA Party didn’t roll in filth, and screw in the park for entertainment.  TEA Party didn’t ask to break any laws on squatter rights on private property, and yes we got permits and all that legal nonsense to protest.  This mob doesn’t need to follow any rules, any laws, and laughs at the Mayor of New York as a joke.  He is a joke, and a coward.  Mayor Daley busted heads in Chicago in 1968.  Mayor Bloomberg hides in his mansion hoping they go away.

Boo! Halloween is scarier this year!

We’re in a nightmare that won’t end until 2013!

This year sounds like the medieval days with plague, pestilence, and widespread death.  Halloween is a cultural tradition to laugh at our mortality and the graveyard that waits for us all.  We have never had so many programs on zombies, vampires, werewolves, and politics!  Is there no refuge?

President Obama is everywhere.  He’s in London.  He’s in Paris.  He’s in billionaire vacation spots spending our money.  Why can’t he spend some time in Canada?  They solved their economic problems and government deficit in the same time he’s been whining and bitching that he can’t do anything about it.

I hope Michelle pigs out on a big bowl of candy and quits being a busybody.

Give me your money so I won’t persecute you!

Who’s the artist who did this crap? Did they get paid?

This poster is a rip off of Russian Revolution art.  I like the advice of bring your tent.  Of course every urban protestor has a tent.  Did they mention bring a bar of soap for these smelly bio hazard zone folks?

We are waiting for the puppet masters creating a mob army from “black panthers” and Muslim terrorists in the USA to start the torture and brutal killings.  The playbook is following Mao’s cultural revolution.  Only a few million were killed in that glorious purging in China.

The dupes and morons in this protest movement are too dumb to know they are being used for political theater.  Of course, the difference in the USA is that even ignorant, illiterate unemployed kids know that they want to get money, not a revolution.  A revolution makes the leaders rich, and the followers begging to get what little they had before the revolution.  It’s time to stop the nonsense with the President empathising with the protestors.  We don’t need empathy.  We need action to get our economy back to life, instead of bleeding it for more government spending.  Like Solyndra for $500 million lost, or loaning the Russian steel magnate $700 million for a steel mill, our current executive branch is making the rich, richer at our expense.

Hobo higher education program now accepting applicants

Our country was founded by farmers, tradesmen, and criminals.

Our President wants every citizen and illegal immigrant in this country allowed to attend a college or university.  Plus, we will finance your education costing now $18,000 per year to attend a state school, and $38,000 per year for a private school.  The USA wants you to be in debt for a minimum of $72,000 when you try to find a job.

It’s time for the parents and students to have a real choice!  A lot of your higher educated realtives and friends are unemployed or underemployed, with their education debt growing faster than their income.  Welcome to Hobo higher education!

Do you want your children to learn about the world, and not learn how to appease a egocentric professor?  Are you using college like a status symbol to prove your success?  Hobo folk don’t care how we look, who we impress, and what is the latest status symbol.  Hobo education does avoid plastic artificial culture like Hooters, in favor of blue collar taverns.  Nobody wears designer jeans and nobody allowed to wear flip flops.  No hobo in this world would waste a penny on flip flops.  You need to protect your feet and sandals are frowned upon.

We are accepting applications.  You don’t need a ACT or SAT, or high school diploma.  Admission is $50 per week.  you furnish your own housing with a tent.  We will direct you to the most convenient campground, and your hobo instructor will show up when convenient.  We don’t take IOU and you don’t need a loan.  Professor Doom is special guest lecturer to explain why it won’t matter what school you go to if you’re stupid already.

WOW! Kim “crass” Kardashian divorce?

The marriage media hype with USA reaction; So What?

Who is crass?  Look at the bride in this publicity photo from the Kardashian shameless self promotion for our money.  After wedded bliss.  We know she is crushed emtionally by the divorce, but it won’t hurt her bank account one penny!

I think I prefer Jersey Shore participants now, after seeing her act.  Her tear filled declaration on deciding divorce read; “After careful consideration,  I have decided to end my marraige.”

Sorry, Kris Humphries was being played for a sucker by a conniving money grubbing low life.  You worked hard by your efforts to make the highest level of sports by being in the elite of professional NBA players.

Marriage takes 2 people for as long as there have been men and women taking their life long journey together.  She decided to end her getting hitched.  This came as news to Kris.  Did she break a few plates and chase him with a frying pan around the mansion?  Or did she check her bank account, saw all the deposits were in from the wedding and said; “So long sucker!”

Kris, all this old hobo can tell you is you are ahead of the game being back on your own.  I seen that family on television.  How could you stand them?  Find a poor girl at a neighborhood tavern.  Forget them nightclub “superstars”!

1% of the USA is no good! Wall Street mob sets up guilotine

99% think this poster sucks

US DAYS OF RAGE 1% beheadings to start soon!

The French Revolution had the 99% drag out the 1% for the guilotine to cut off the heads from the evil wealthy elite.  Blubber millionaire Michael Moore  waddled through the sparsely populated movement in New York City.  He then went on to his 5 star restaurant dining with the other millionaires he savagely attacks for his modestly profitable movies.

It seems confusing that the evil nature of the 1% being so rich includes the puppet masters of George Soros, Michael Moore, Al Gore, Bill Clinton, and “lady” GaGa.  So will we have to execute all of the 1%?  Let’s shut down the banks, shut down the companies that create jobs, end work, and just protest everything!  But how can we eat?  If we kill the rich doctors, what if we get sick?  If we kill the wealthy executives, then how can thousands of jobs be created if nobody wants to become an executive to manage any company?

Bill Ayers will be conducting bomb making classes to help get the 1% killed quicker.  He has been itching to finally kill again.

Don’t lose your head!  Once you lose it, then you will become a “rage” protestor.  Doctor Gloom  refuses to see patients from the mob who expect everything for free.  Professor Doom understands if we get rid of the brightest and most successfull 1%, then the dumbest most incompetent will control our future.  We’re screwed!

Truth reveals why USA is great!

USA liberates the genius of the “common man” is a unique power.

This amateur hobo gets bored and tired of pedigree and doctorate degrees being bestowed by self appointed intelligentsia.  Eric Hoffer was a merchant marine and a longshoreman in San Francisco.  He observed life even when he had temporary blindness that kept him idled from physical labors.  When vision was restored, he devoured reading in fear of losing that gift again.  His sight remained, and so did his vision.

He was gruff and inquisitive.  It was a fluke that elevated him into a brief period of national popularity.  CBS Eric Sevareid selected to interview and let Eric Hoffer reveal his observations on the genius of the USA compared to the spectrum of history and culture around the globe.

For those with short attention spans and little patience, you will be delighted to find his books seem more like pamphlets, than tomes of weighty matters.  His books are a point of entry into learning more about ourselves and why the USA citizens are so different.  His rough hewn features and lack of fashion sense endeared him to people weary of supermodel fashion and self appointed celebrities with no substance like Kim Kardashian or Al Gore.

Occupy space movement!

Uncle Stosh knows we prefer Uncle Sam to Uncle Joe Stalin’s worker’s paradise.

The “occupy Wall Street” people make me ashamed of the low quality of bums in the USA.  In the glory days of hobo lore during the Great Depression we had a better class of hobo.  The “occupy” people are too dumb to get out of the rain, and don’t even know how to set up camp.

Basic to camping set up a latrine and a outhouse.  The enlightened green energy save the earth “occupy” people are polluting the earth with no compost pile for their rotting rat enticing garbage.  They don’t even know how to have basic santitation.  The Black Plague could be back again with this bunch of numb skulls who were living in their own waste.  Oh, brave new world!

These people only know how to occupy space.  They are taking up space and whining with soiled pants.  Pioneers fought nature, lack of shelter, lack of food, and lack of help and our country got built!  Grab a shovel and dig in to  help you whining losers.

Miley Cyrus is the 1% making money off Occupy Wall Street

Lame song to squeeze money from protest movement by Miley

One of the great social activists in the self promotion industry is Miley Cyrus.  Gag, barf, and hysterical laughter at this self promotion.  The Occupy people want free downloads, free food, free money, and they want it now.  She won’t sell a single song.

Her music is so bad, there is no way to describe the torture of her “entertainment”.  In spite of her having no talent, not being interesting, and being trailer trash, she has amassed a lot of loot.  I would invite her to my hobo jungle camp in Obamaville, except I do have self respect to being a hobo.  She is part of the 1% income and wants to pretend to be a revolutionary.

She should invite the unwashed protestors to her trailer park to freeload and demand free stuff from her.  She tells the Occupy protestors to ask Santa Claus for stuff, because she makes music to get money.  She don’t offer help to anyone.   She promotes herself to stay in the 1% rich class.  She wants to be seen as the Jane Fonda of enterntainment.  She is so lame, it’s sad.

Playing with fire will get you burned

People’s revolution idlozed madman killer of millions!

There are no photographs of “uncle Joe” Stalin acting like a normal person or loving grandad type.  This propaganda poster that fed his ego, and tried to make people love the killer of millions of his own country men, women, plus children.  But don’t worry, this can’t happen here!  Or maybe?

The occupy idiots are simply playing a role for those seeking to incite inflamed mobs seeking to demand justice by storming the creators of wealth in our country.  Is there a “uncle Joe” behind the scenes pulling the strings?

There is no real massive uprising like the peasents of Russia.  Revolution in the USA is not blood, death, and destruction.  It has to be convenient, on facebook, on the evening news to brag about “see me?” on all forms of media.  It is unlikely for a real revolution due to sloth, lack of conviction, and stupidity.  However, it is always possible to inflame a mob action causing death, mayhem, and mass destruction,  It seems the mob is being primed and goaded into extreme violence.  It only took Hitler a few hundred brown shirts marching into German cities to have the law abiding citizens retreating.  A passive citizenry can be controled by a small violent private army.

My family relations died in Stalin’s camps, and my mom would weep and mourn when she would get another letter from Russia on another “worker camp” death of our family.  The crime was being related to Lithuanian freedom fighters who died fighting against Stalin.  I will not ignore the potential of any small violent mob to overthrow our government aided by those willing to support their anarchy revolution to share the wealth.  Those living under communist rule in Lithuania were merely pawns to be pushed around by Russia, and treated like slaves or serfs of the former Russian peasent class.

My favorite time of year! Atheists protesting Christmas!

Santa Claus is coming to town!

Just came back from New York City and touring the 9/11 Memorial with my hobo duchess.  The town is decorated with Christmas decorations.  This is the world’s greatest city!

FREEDOM FROM RELIGION FOUNDATION in Madison, Wisconsin is a huge organization with an estimated membership of 17,000 souls!  They view the greatest threat to their happiness is the millions of citizens who are militant, offensive, religious believers!  Hey, 17,000 citizens should ruin Christmas for millions of citizens!

Madison, Wisconsin has filed suit in Athens, Texas to remove their nativity scene.  It seems the citizens of Athens were confused and amused by the concern of the Madison atheists worrying about Athens, Texas.  The Henderson County Judge Richard Sanders carefully considered the merit of Madison atheists and thoughtfully shared their concerns by responding; “We’ll remove it when hell freezes over,  It’s not going to happen.”

Merry Christmas to all 17,000 atheists who belong to this “national” organization in Madison, Wisconsin.  I thank God for this group who want to dictate to the millions of religious citizens on how they should live.  It seems this organization exists in a post office box in Madison, Wisconsin.  Must be a little cramped in there.

President Election Fraud accused by Hillary Clinton

Russian citizens protest theft of Presidency by Putin

Hillary Clinton has accused the theft of the presidency by Putin!  What about our fearless leader Obama?  It seems some of the fraud and illegal election activities in the USA merit some protesting as well.  Of course our Attorney General Eric Holder can’t be bothered while he is playing wordgames and checking on the definition of perjury, as he explains what he doesn’t know and why he doesn’t know it.

We are really screwed if we have to rely on our current executive branch take on Putin of Russia and Hu of China in battles of will.  We need strength of purpose, resolve to protect our freedom, and protect our citizens.  It looks like the future depends on Newt to get our house back in order.  The White House is the people’s house, not the occupy house, or the heavy donors house, or the union boss house.

President Obama makes the Putin fraud look like child’s play.  Chicago political mob dirty tricks are not for faint of heart.

Ho, Ho, Hobo Christmas 2011!

Oh my gosh, my golly, Christmas time is near!  I’m feeling so jolly, I think I’ll have a beer!

Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Style, Schlitz in cans and bottles are lined and waiting to share some holiday fun.  Beef jerky, summer sausage, and string cheese will help the festive feasting.

Celebrate as Emporor of the North Pole!

As our President is concerned on the welfare of all residents of the USA, we applaud the initiative to create a “Hobo Czar” position on his top heavy staff of limousine riding free loaders.  The Hobo Czar is responsible for all things related to being a hobo.  There are 15 million hobo folk right now, and those that know tell us that 1 out of 3 are poverty poor.  This president has to take pride in having the most in poverty and hobo population even compared to President Hoover!

So have a hobo Christmas!  Throw a nickle in the Salvation Army red bucket!  Drop off a can of Spam at the church food pantry for the poor.  Throw some cash into the Catholic Charities, because we got kids freezing without winter clothes.  Kids keep growing, but parents can’t afford to replace clothes. It won’t take much to help a lot of hobo folk. Santa Claus might find his way into the hobo jungle with cans of beans.  Merry Christmas!

Coonhound Christmas 2011

Millie the hobo “Treeing Walker Coonhound”

Late in the Summer of 2007, I heard whimpering like from a puppy out the window of our hobo shack on the lake.  Didn’t know of anybody with puppies nearby, but we get a lot of visitors in the Summer who come to enjoy the lake.  Asked my freeloader younger son to go down to the lake, while I went toward the woods.  I found 2 puppies wandering following a fat basset hound that I knew wandered the area.  They were playing follow the leader, and the hound wandered back toward home.  One puppy wandered toward the recently widowed neighbor’s house, and this puppy climbed up my tiltbed trailer along the pole barn.  I scooped her up into the palm of my hand and gave her to number 2 son to take into the house.  I walked to the neighbor lady and told her I would take the puppy at her doorstep to the local shelter nearby.

Molly the Keeshond just passed away recently, and the bacherlor dogs Woody and Poochie missed her.  Confered with my duchess and decided to keep this puppy that I thought was a mix breed.  She checked with sherif office, veterinarian, and shelter with no reports of any puppies stolen or missing.  We named her Millie and we discovered that she was not a beagle mix like I guessed wrong.  She is a full blooded treeing walker coonhound.  There is no way to describe living with a coonhound, and no way to prepare for it.

Even though they don’t have the coat for cold weather like in the subzero north woods, she is glad to wear a wool coat so she can stay out with Woody and Poochie with snow up to her belly.  She can be heard for a country mile when she’s barking on a scent, and then she’s stalking dead quiet when following her prey.  She can leap like a deer over fallen trees and run as fast as a cougar, and has the fangs of a wolve.  We got plenty of all of those critters in our woods.  We can’t take her with us for our Christmas visit to relatives, because the reindeer would be spooked by the baying and howling of our coonhound.  She’s the best dog I ever had and also the worst.  Stubborn, ornery, and too damn smart for her own good, but loyal, devoted, and protective of our family make her a dog I would never buy, but have to keep.

Hobo hypnotism discovered by Pravda!

It seemed so real!  I saw President Obama kissing a baby in Hawaii on national television, on every channel, all around the clock.  Was it really our fearless leader?  They also reported he took time to call 6 soldiers in Afghanistan over Christmas.  I know they will all cherish those few seconds of his precious time.  Our President was gloating that he got us 2 months more of stuff we have to pay for anyway, but he got it from Congress.

Last time I checked, Social Security was not counted as a tax, but now it’s employment tax?  I’m confused!  We’re getting taxed to work, besides our income tax we pay too?  Wasn’t Social Security a benefit we collect after we and our employer contributes on our paycheck?  What happens to our contribution and our employer’s contribution for my retirement with Social Security?  What is this President doing on anything that makes sense?  Kissing babies, telling us that things may take 12 years to get better, and telling us that Congress is the problem for everything has me in a dreamy trance.

Fooling you suckers in the USA!

Our president loves babies, he loves his occupy wall street pseudo revolutionaries, he wants us to take money from millionaires, and he likes giving our money to his buddies who lose money on investing in green energy companies.

The official unemployment count is also a figment of his propaganda department.  Sometimes, they counted more people out of work under Bush, and now they count less just because it’s inconvenient to worry about so many hobo folk in poverty.  The socialist pacification program of the commercial media propaganda machine surpasses the Pravda organization.  I feel so proud that we got more liars in the USA than the USSR!

As 2011 is nearing the end, I look backwards knowing that I will cherish these memories of our president.  I can barely remember Carter, and he was more entertaining with his crazy brother.  Our president will be able to join the ranks of those on social dole in 2012!  I do look forward to the new year, and am getting tired of watching the old tricks of lying, cheating, and stealing on a grand scale.

Hobo memories of 2011

Zsa Zsa nabbed royalty!

The hobo folk of today needs to set their goals higher!  Zsa Zsa Gabor of the old glamour scene in tinsel town married to advance her station in life.  Kim Kardashian couldn’t hang on to a NBA bench player?  There’s a lesson there, somewhere.  You figure it out.

As I look back at 2011, I know I can do better in 2012.  Why do I know this?  Because I did a few things in 2011 that surprised me as pretty good.

The hobo yacht is a classic 1985 pontoon boat that we got cheap for this Summer.  This hobo barge carried a lot of important people visiting the hobo shack this year.  We put in  a new toilet and this new throne makes our out house a royal pleasure.  Also our visitors aren’t afraid to go.

I’ll make my new year resolutions tonight after careful thought and a few cocktails.  We’re going to the Menominee Nation nightspot Thunderbird for prime rib, drinks, and listen to one of our favorite muscians, Wade Fernandez (black wolf).  We’ll have more fun this way instead of Lady Ga Ga on Broadway screwing up 2012 celebrations in New York.

Why Obama will be our next president!

Obama closed GM factories and did the same for Solyndra!Michelle and her momma are keeping our president busy! He plans on getting around to getting more jobs in the USA by talking to job creators, the companies that produce and hire people. He thinks we can give companies some reason to invest in the USA instead of expanding in South America, Russia, India, China, Japan, New Zealand, and Mexico! It seems business is staying away from any help from our president? We are all now trillionaires thanks to his presidency! He will win by a landslide when he announces the new GM factories, and reopening Solyndra. GM will hire Michelle as director of customer relations. She will tell any complaining customers they're dumb. He already told us to wait 12 years before what he done takes effect! Why don't he run for President in 8 years when all he did starts taking effect? That way he can take the credit for his work. What did he do anyway? Smuggling chili dogs past Michelle's guard dog mom!