Beer soap update
Wisconsin has beer soap now. Please do not eat the soap! Cleopatra took bath in milk, she is the Wisconsin queen of all time! I want to be the Wisconsin king by drinking beer, and sudsing up clean!This is a great time of year for hobo traditions! It is time to offer a few tips for tenderfoot hobo trainees. We got over 7 million without a job, and they will be celebrating their 1st real hobo Christmas.
Uncle Stosh agreed to offer his expertise for a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. Normally, he refuses to help for nothing less than a gallon jug of Paisano red wine. The most important gift is a good hat. Most of your body heat is lost through your head, and this winter a hat is not just a decoration! GoodWill or Kohl’s has plenty to suit your personality and your hobo wardrobe.
Forget about a home with a yule log, go to the hobo jungle with logs stacked for a burning pyre. Forget about a Christmas tree, but you can wear a ornament to carry the Christmas spirit with you. The portable feast of string cheese wrapped with a beef stick is great to travel with several packs stuffed in your pockets. A can of beans and a can of spam has to fit into your travel sack or small back pack along with a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, and a flask of Jack Daniels.
Modern hobo manners is to hide your status from relatives and friends as you pretend that you fooled everybody on your dire straits. But nobody wants to hurt a hobo illusion of well being, so expect most to play along with your fantasy of well being for Christmas. It’s usually a kid that blurts out what is obvious to everyone.
What’s important to keep the dream alive of a better new year, than where a hobo is this year. The future is not written, and yesterday is old news. Merry Christmas, and God bless our hobo tenderfoots learning hobo traditions.
In ancient ignorant superstitious days we had human sacrifice to placate the angry gods. Today, we have high priests of climate temples revealing the mysterious signs and portents of their secret language and charts. We are all too stupid to understand what they are doing for us! Or is it to us?
Students and professors who question the proof and facts are non believers! They are to be cast out from the temple of climate science, and let them grovel and beg to let them back in. The global warming believers feel secure in laughing and ridiculing critics. They don’t understand the charts that prove their beliefs, but they know the climate high priests can explain the mysertious signs and symbols of the climate gods.
The commercial media don’t pretend to investigate the charts, because they solemnly nod in agreement as if they understand any of it. Now somes sceptics dared to eavesdrop on the high priests bickering over the magic internet. It seems the sacred high priests did not want worshipers to discover the source of their prophecies!
The high priests commanded the captains of commerce in “big oil” and “big utilities’ and the lower caste of “big coal” to beg for mercy by promising to pay tribute and support the GREEN ENERGY commandments.
Green Energy will save our economy. No one knows how, since China is mass producing solar panels, and wind generators for the next 100 years. Green Energy will shut down cars that are fun, and we will bring back YUGO!
If you did not pay tribute and repeat the words of prophecy from the high priests of climate, then you were and your family were shunned. Anyone who questions the high priests brings death and destruction to the world!
We are so lucky to be living in enlightened times! Are we back in the dark ages? Or are we starting our own dark ages? Turn out your lights! Freeze in your cave! Woodmen don’t cut down that tree! (Let it burn down in wildfires, then it’s okey.)
I will bring a law suit with ACLU to ban climate worship in our public schools, and separate religious teachings from government sponsorship. The world will be a better place after man is gone off the face of the earth. We know that the high priests have blamed us for everything that is wrong with the world today. Let the bugs and fish rule the world!
I believe in Santa Claus! I believe in Al Gorge! Who cares what anyone believes? What counts is what we know to be a fact.
Nobody is asked to believe anything in public school. They are instructed in knowledge and facts. Now, we are being asked to believe? Why should I trust or believe the census figures of Polar bears from Al Gorge? Sarah Palin invited him to go out and count them with some ACORN census folks. The Polar bears are hungry, and Al looks a little chunky!
Anyway I won’t pretend to understand the charts, tables of statistics, but I read some amazing research by; ignoranceisntbliss and waterfriend. All I can say is that I am grateful that the search for knowledge and facts is alive. It’s easy to be spoonfed nonsense with some bottles of wine paid for by the UN climate committe to scare us in US giving more money we printed.
Please sponsor our “Hobo save our climate!” fund raiser. Send me any amount of money from 2 cents to 1 billion dollars. You can believe that I won’t do anything except spend the money. No speeches, no movies, no book, and no tour scaring everybody. Hobo life is to live simply without using many resources of earth. Beer, beans, spam, and a cigar costs about 7 dollars.
I will give an update everyday on the climate when I wake up. After 100 years my report will be ready to confirm how I saved the climate. Al Gorge won’t even be a footnote in science 100 years from now. Al Gorge will be well known under mass hysteria as world’s best paid snake oil salesman.
Got some good news for you folks in New York! Since we are under the Eric Holder big top circus of seeking publicity for the terrorists by a public trial, we are extending to them the laws and rights of citizens. Therefore, our Treason Act of 1814 applies, even if they are not citizens. After all, we are forcing them to be treated like citizens, even though they are not citizens.
The state has legal rights to alter sentence for acts of treason! Of course for Major Hasan, he gets the same option, too! Those found guilty of treasonous acts against us are to be hung, until unconscious (not until dead)! Then they are to be disemboweled (that will get them back to consciousness)! And, last but not least, their head is to be lopped off. The number of US victims of getting their heads lopped off by terrorists gets evened by this last part of this sentence!
If these terrorists have the possibility of being freed, which seems a nightmare to the citizens who bore witness to 9/11 carnage, then it seems fair to give them the other end of the spectrum on severe punishment as a possibility if found guilty!
Please don’t even start the”cruel and unusual punishment” whining! The carnage of 9/11 and gruesome methods of death for the victims, plus the terrorist penchant for lopping off heads give us a wider range of knowing what is not considered cruel or unusual by the defendants. Eric Holder and President “Where’s Waldo” should be present for execution of sentence.
These Senators and Congress folk is some mob! “I got 60 votes in the senate, so screw you!” “I got the house majority, so screw you!” The cussing, yelling, and plain outright arm twisting on any day in our nation’s nuthouse has more mob action! If we would ony allow dueling again! It would be a great way to settle disputes honorably, and permanently!
Any Friday night in any bar in Chicago has more cussing, yelling, shoving and a lot more fighting than the town hall meetings. Anyone been to a Yankee versus Red Sox game? Get ready for cussing, fighting, and maybe a ball game? Been to a RedWings versus Blackhawks hockey game? Blood, teeth, and riot squads are needed in the nosebleed cheap seat section! This is America, and I love our country!
Don’t you see how old them town hall mob people are? They’re grandparents! Man, I always get nervous when I see a couple of grandparents coming my way at night on a dark street!
It must seem like ancient history when hizzonor Richard J Daley brought out the goons in blue to bust heads with billy clubs and guns to clear the streets of VietNam war protestors. That Dementicrat presidential convention in Chicago shows us our future! I think the late Walter Klondike was at a loss for words! Them windbags on the idiot box TV don’t have a clue about Chicago politics. The President knows how to get it done, just like old Daley! Send in the goons, and them frail old folks will have some new medical problems!
Yes, Chicago mob action is back again, hallelujah! Goons knocking down old people, and street thugs shoving cripples against an alley!! This is kid stuff. Wait til Congress and the Senate gets down to cleaning us out! Then you will feel what real pain is like!
Daley’s buddies split up the spoils, just like the Chicago mafia! Want a likker license, pay up! We’ll send the health inspector 10 times to your greasy spoon, or pay up! Imagine if the senators took advantage of their power? Or if the congress folk shook down banks for money? Glad ethics comittee can’t find anything wrong! Amen!As the late Walter Klondike would say….”And that’s the way it is!”
Them poor people in Kalifornia are getting burned! The eco friendly policy of letting nature take it’s course with no land management or forest management is burning up the state! We have released enough carbon pollution from these fires equal to the smokestacks of China for 5 years of pollution.
Hoboes are fining Kalifornia for pollution, and wasting limited resources of state by firefighters, equipment, and lost property value taxes for burned down million dollar shacks. We expect $20 billion burning pollution fine to our save the earth for hoboes fund. We are organizing our march on Al Gore’s mansion to reparations. This is an inconvenient truth. Forests that are not trimmed of dead wood and harvested for good lumber, will burn up in smoke and cost us more!
Hoboes are glad Nancy Pelosi has taken a leadership position on this crisis in her home state. She is blaming President Bush and President Eisenhower for these forest fires! Of course she lives in San Francisco so the smoke hasn’t reached her multi million dollar penthouse yet.
I invite all the save the earth idiots to see a native nation in Menominee county Wisconsin on how to avoid forest fires and use our forests for improving life. The Menominee College has forestry courses that should be mandatory for any windbag blowhard preaching on how to save the forest. These idiots only know forests they seen in pictures in newspaper. Live in the forest, know how they support wildlife and support the human chain of life!
The hoboes are glad they left Kalifornia before it started up. We won’t go back until they promise to protect their state. Right now they just let it burn out of control, because they are not managing the forest lands.
Happy days are here again! Your odds are 1 in 10 of becoming a hobo. Never in my wildest dreams did I think the hobo party could capture 10% of America’s hearts and minds.
You could even have your odds improve! How about 1 in 5? There aren’t soup kitchens at churches anymore. Zoning restrictions ban churches from helping the homeless and poor. Nice people don’t want them kind of people hanging around! Government tax laws reduce charitable donations too!
Times were better during Hoover! Our President is following some of Hoover’s ideas. Thanks for raising taxes. Thanks for tariff battles to strangle export. Thanks for letting farmers go out in record numbers!
During the 1st Depression, farmers took the country down the final drop into giving up. We all need to get packed for the real 2nd Depression! Don’t make any big plans for 2010. We’ll let you know the nearest hobo jungle. Mulligan stew, moonshine, and bumming a smoke around the campfire will be your favorite memories from this Depression.
Banks are refusing to take back properties they mortgaged. Government is running out of paper to print more money. Senators and Congress Representatives are running out of stories to dish out on how they help us. Grandma’s and Grandpa’s are already in the streets! Can you believe it with TEA party marches? Them people don’t have long to live, and nothing to lose if they get on the attack. Heck, they got Chuck Norris!
I want someone that can use elk hides for a coat, a grizzly bear for a rug, and russle up some venison or bear jerky! I want Sarah Palin. Don’t give us no tenderfoot crying and whining about how bad things are. No kidding. I’ll take a real frontier woman over anybody right now. Todd I wouldn’t cross, he is native American and all man. I would feel safe staying at their camp anytime. I’ll bring my treeing walker coonhound to go bear hunting.
See you hoboes soon. Pack your kit.
The strength of America is in the heart and will power of her people. Police Sergeant Kimberly Munley ended the coward’s shooting spree at Fort Hood. The coward and killer Hasan whirled around to take her down with 2 guns blazing away shooting her in one arm and one leg. She just stared him down and shot it out until coward Hasan dropped with the help of her partner Sgt Todd.
If you see a crazy man with a gun, you shoot him until he drops. Of course such direct action might be offensive to some sensitive people. Will the President invite Sergeant Munley and Major Hasan to the White House garden for a beer party to discuss their differences?
You have everyone going out of their way to humor this coward in the army, because he didn’t want to go to war. My son is in combat now and do you think he and his unit were jumping up and down happy to face danger? Of course, we have serious deliberations underway right now on why we are there, and what we want to do, and when should we leave, and when should we schedule our next meeting. Boy it’s tough making decisions while the bullets are flying at you. Sergeant Munley shot a coward down. Give our military the right to defend themselves now! I love to see the “hero” thumping politicians squirm and hide when TEA party people show up, because they might yell at them, or hold up signs they don’t like. Of course, it’s okey to criticize how our troops act, say they are acting like nazi thugs, and worse for political grand standing. Thank you senators Durbin and Murtha for your contributions there.
If you have cowards and saboteurs in training in our military, how about a oath of allegiance to our flag to every member of the military? Those that refuse can ship out of our country, now. I would suggest the same for our Senators and Representatives in Washington, but they would object to being accused of something.
I pledge alliegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands: one nation under God, indivisible with Liberty and Justice for all.
Us hoboes know the future of our country can be said in these few words! I demand anyone serving in the military or controling our military has to stand up and take the pledge, or get out of town, now.
The Berlin wall of death that divided the German people, courtesy of Communist community organizers is gone 20 years. My father never thought he would see the end of communism during his lifetime. He did get to visit a free Lithuania before he died, where he was on a communist death camp list for opposition to communism. His brothers and uncles all died in death camps courtesy of Stalin.
General Eisenhower gave dad and my mother the gift of freedom in the USA, since General Eisenhower used freedom fighters to support the logistics of the US Army. This was never authorized, but hey when you are fighting for the future of the free world, why worry about bureaucrats and red tape! He offered free passage to USA for those supporting the war of freedom. They came to New York City on a battle ship after the war.
They came here with nothing but my 1 year old brother, and hopes to start a new life. They left all family, and possessions in the hands of the communists. People vote with their feet! God bless America!
Some people refused to leave behind their family heirlooms, property, and money. Of course it all got taken away by the Communists to share the wealth. The Communist bosses got the wealth, the population got their propaganda. My dad and mom really lost nothing, because it was all being taken even if they were staying behind. They gained freedom, and immediately lost their jobs in a bad recession. Welcome to the USA! They survived a lot of setbacks, and found fellow immigrants to share their joys and sorrows in a new country.
I look at our country today and wonder how long our freedom will be a right of our citizens! Not ready to pull up stakes like my parents had to choose. However, I am doing some research on life in Lithuania just in case. Hope you got another option just in case as part of the Homeland Security preparations. I’m getting my passport in order. The folks that didn’t leave Germany before the war and Russia after the war in time before the borders were closed felt kind of stupid.
It would be ironic that after fighting for liberty over generations, that our country let freedom slip away. The promises of a worker’s paradise in Russia came at a price of millions killed who opposed this utopia without rights. Did stimulus spending by the Russian government restore their economy and add well paying jobs? Might think that over as we see our President “lefty” ponders how the government can fix our economy! Good luck Comisar Pelosi on Russian health care plan!
Since President signed NATIONAL EMERGENCY order for the flu, things have gotten real quiet! No big announcements on how many are dying, no big updates on when to expect the vaccine, and no telling us when we can sleep again because the NATIONAL EMERGENCY has ended? Why can’t we get updates on this NATIONAL EMERGENCY?
The hours long lines in wait to get a shot, the seniors with health problems being turned away from vaccine, and the total lack of coordination in this NATIONAL EMERGENCY seems like Katrina in health care!
Wonder if April 15 we can declare a NATIONAL EMERGENCY to delay paying taxes until the H1N1 vaccine has been accounted for? How much did we spend for getting nothing? I did like instructions on washing hands, and was waiting for more instructions but nothing else to do?
Will we celebrate the end of H1N1 national emergency? Can we have speeches, and celebrations that we survived this NATIONAL EMERGENCY in spite of the government being unprepared and useless? Did our senators and representatives all get their pig shots? Most of them folks in Washington DC make pigs of themselves, don’t know how to prevent them from becoming swine.
My buddy was all set for retirement. He had a treasure vault stuffed with Beany Babies, and all his cash was with Bernie Madoff. His fortune evaporated as a mirage in the desert when searching for water. Then he lost his job as a mortgage broker giving loans to illegal immigrants with no proof of income! He still has his letter of commendation from Representative Barney Frank and Senator Chris Dodd on helping our country welcome new homeowners from the disadvantaged.
I got a lot of stuff that made me mad last year. There are a lot of ladies mad at Oprah Winfrey for ditching Sarah Palin off her 2008 schedule. Now she wants to make nice with Sarah in 2009. I been there. Ladies don’t ever forget, and they get mad every time they remember. My wife still slugs me when I remind her how much her mom bugged me during Christmas! She could never shut up. She knew it all. She wanted us to sit quiest like church while she watched Public Television all night long! I had to go out for a few beers and a cigar!
Anyway, a lot of us are in a bad mood. Christmas is coming, and we don’t give a rip about offending atheists, muslims, and scientoligists! However, it will be a skimpy Christmas. 10% are out of work, and more on the way!
Sarah Palin is the lady that is yelling for the ladies of America mad about how their husbands can’t work, no overtime for toys, and no new fancy clothes for Christmas! This Christmas will be our best yet to return to home made toys, or more shoplifting than ever. Ho, Ho, Ho!
That new book she wrote might be good to read, before the mind police try to burn her at the stake, and burn her book, too!
This poor old hobo wants a Christmas visit for New York City from Santa Claus. I will watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade and try to spread a little cheer to the greatest city in this world! New York folks has had so many troubles, even a politician can’t promise them a Merry Christmas!
I think it would be swell to have a New Orleans Cajun Christmas party for you folks! They got a gift wtih music from the “big easy” that can even make a funeral procession a celebration time to know your family can be happy your departed are dancing in heaven ”When the Saints come marching in”! If I have one wish, it would be to see this country really celebrate our diversity with fun and music from our native American nations to our newest Russian citizens! Al Gore should hang out with our American nations to learn how to live in harmony with the earth. I have to tell you don’t mess with a Cajun or a Cossack! They got proud traditions, just like our New Yorkers.
Don’t get blue or upset that things are getting worse, with more folks out of work, and losing their homes. Even hoboes celebrate Christmas, and we don’t have much but our freedom! That’s enough right now. Pabst Blue Ribbon at the Bonduel Antler Club is only a buck, and I will buy a round for you folks in the best part of America, NorthEast Wisconsin! Cheese curds, bratwurst, beer, and a good time is here waiting for you.
Sorry you folks in New York have to put up with some kind of nonsense trial for the guys that wanted you all to drop dead. I think the best thing would be to invite all them television bums to stay away from your court house. I don’t want anyone to hear a word them cowardly killers say. It’s your town, and you should have a right to keep the reporters busy at the local bar talking to the real people that count.
Santa rides the rails once in a while, and I will try to track him down pronto! Santa is coming to New York soon.
There are a lot more hoboes this Thanksgiving. I want to give thanks for the Salvation Army, the church pantries, the homeless shelters, and the acts of kindness many extend to pilgrims in need. Take a moment to think of the community aid sites and groups nearby. The people of America have donated, aided, and extended helping hands beyond their means this year. I love our country, and our grateful citizens who help those among us, who normally would be helping others if working.
I also want to acknowledge the philanthropic and charitable services provided by the national atheist help organizations! Never mind, there aren’t any. If there’s no God, then there’s no need to worry about helping others, just yourself. And or course, we should feel sad that they have to endure all these Christian traditions such as giving thanks, or worse Christmas!
Hobo life is not something people choose as what they want to be when they grow up. Hobo life is a path cast by society upon families that had steady jobs, a regular home, and a major change in the country’s fortunes. Considering how bad the economy has treated so many, our President should be grateful that widespread looting, robbing, and worse is not out of control. “Burn baby, burn!” Remember the Watts riots of Kalifornia. It was easy to give excuses if it wasn’t your place being pillaged, because the have nots had coverage pity by commercial media,it was understandable to greedy people other people wanting to take from anyone that has stuff you want NOW.
It is the amazing discipline of the American heritage of overcoming hardships by suceeding. Otherwise, if you give up hope, you steal, you murder, you don’t think about the consequences of mass riots like Watts.
When in college to avoid working for a living, I took political science. Those were skate through classes with no effort, and an easy grade. It was well known you only had to salute socialism in an essay question for a passing grade. That was easy. That’s what I thought!
For some crazy reason, our President “Where’s Waldo?” decided to play along with a CBS interview. He agreed to give himself his own grade for performance as President. In case you don’t know, he is rated as B+! Wow! I want to be in the whatever course our President may teach! With no work, I figure a C+ for Hobo Duke.
Our President has done a lot of speeches, interviews, press conferences, and his beer picnic puts him solidly with a B+. His dinner party wasn’t too much fun, and even the party crashers left when they saw the menu. If he served Pabst Blue Ribbon beers (not just one lousy drink), then he would rate a A. But his drink menu limited to one beer per person was goofy, no Hooters serving girls, and no buffalo wings!
It’s great the President makes the grade! However, bullets and missiles coming our way are school bullies that don’t care about his report card. Oh, oh!
Everybody is busy talking how to make things better. Nobody is listening to the last gasp of our castaway countrymen. The government count has some 7 million without a job before Christmas. My parents were out of work in a recession right before Christmas, and got a few bucks to buy gifts on Christmas Eve when dad got called back to the factory. Not too many people are getting called back to work right now.
If a hobo has to hop a freight to get travel for work, they hustle to it. Right now, Senators and Congress folk are talking about redesigning everything you can think of? If your boat is sinking, do you save the boat or get everybody on new blueprints for the next cruise ship? Somehow it appears we are working on the next century technology. You folks out of work can wait 81 years, can’t you?
Oh yeah, and don’t worry about the money we don’t have for this fantastic future! The senators and congress folk won’t be around to solve that mess for us, anyway. We got about 7 million messages being ignored from families afraid of getting through this winter.
We don’t need 7 million hobo trainees right now. Every senator and congress member should formally sponsor job fairs for the unemployed in their voting area. They can explain why they are too busy to help the small companies get ahead to hire a few folks. They can explain why they like picking on big companies, while squeezing them for more money. People in business are trying to get ahead, and we shouldn’t let them kill people or make deadly products. But we can understand that this country needs business to hire folks. Government jobs pay more, and cost us all a lot more.
Glad the recession is over, and things are improving. Washington is spending money like it’s going out of style to save.
Our wandering President “Where’s Waldo?” has been given herring and a Nobel rapper medallion in Norway. (I always wished I could be a cowboy when I was a kid.) President Waldo tells everybody about conquering peace by his war plans, and the wars he will start with Iran, North Korea, and the Republicans.
Next stop will be lovely Copenhagen. Fond memories of his Chicago mob trip to take the Olympics are in the past. Now he will be there to save our world and control our weather! Do we get to pick what weather we want? How do we know what weather he is making, or just claiming he made? Sort of like his stimulus jobs he saved, or something. Al Gorge will visit some polar bears and we look forward to his video on melting tiny ice cubes with huge hungry polar bears.
Just a reminder to our national concerned humanitarians. We have over 7 million hobo trainees, and I need at least $500 million for tenderfoot camp. It seems all the big brains are stumped on how people keep losing jobs? They will figure it out when they get voted out in 2010!
Anyhow global warming is a joke if you are cold, homeless, out of work, and Christmas is coming. The multitude of atheist philanthropic groups are doing good works by suing to stop Santa Claus at school plays, and wasting time and money to kill God. I don’t see them atheist fund raisers like Salvation Army. Where are atheist soup kitchens? Church groups run soup kitchens, Boy Scouts are collecting food, and all of these activities can’t help 7 million people. We can help what we can, but there will be a lot of people cold, afraid, and trying to keep their families warm with a roof overhead.
Pilgrims, we need John Wayne! There’s nobody in tinseltown that can pretend to claim his cowboy hat. Hollywood needs John Wayne again. America needs John Wayne to come back. Somewhere along our erasing history, we forgot what made us hell raisers, world beaters, and loved as cowboys and cowgirls around this world. America is waiting for our next cowboy hero and cowgirl heroine.
We got the word! After months of meetings and our suspense was ended Tuesday. As a college professor most of President Woodrow Wilson’s military class was asleep with their hd video camera taping him. The West Point military class had to endure a treatise on why USA won’t be Superman anymore, and why the Muslims love us since he started his world tours.
Our military and their parents, wives, and husbands did not hear why we should commit to sacrifice and death. We see criminal trials for Navy SEALS, criminal trials for war criminals in NYC, and a world laughing at us by flagrant acts of agression. The war clouds are building as China arms the world’s largest army. North Korea relies on weapon technology that threatens Japan. Iran has a nuclear progarm relying upon Russia weapons technology. Russia is glad we gave up our allies on Russia’s borders.
President remembes when we were united against terrorists. I remember when he and fellow Democrats threw rocks and spitballs at military funding, and howled at President Bush on his military plans. His view of united means, support him, even though it was fine and patriotic to criticize and humiliate President Bush.
Our new uniter not divider President has a plan that includes rushing in 30,000 more of our sons, daughters, and don’t worry, this plan brings them back in 18 months. Who believes any of this?
The military plan of victory is ignored! We need to win by bullets, blood, and capturing enemies. Are we shipping enemies to NYC for trials? Does Pakistan see our long term commitment as 18 months, and then let it all crash? We need to win a war. This is not a college class on international public relations. War does not make friends, and if you don’t beat your enemy, then you have a bigger war later. We need to win! Nobody says we need to win. Nobody says we will win.
ACORN should be sent if we are doing Public Relations community programs. Maybe then the President will pay attention to this war.
Our USA has been here before. President “Where’s Waldo” is itching to sign treaties, and look busy. However, Woodrow Wilson in his single most focused issue was to keep USA out of WWI. Of course he failed on his single most focused issue. We should study history, not propaganda anecdotes as currently taught.
Our focus on the military leadership is more a showcase for liberal pet causes, then on preparing to defend our country by the best means available. Our military front line are ready to do their duty, but most of the leadership needs another General Grant to show up.
Our military alliances are seen as a nuisance and annoyance to our mission of shrinking from the world leadership position. It seems that Woodrow Wilson’s unfullfilled dream is the UN. Now that it is a reality, nothing has improved in peace, or opression.
We are bowing, and consdescending to any and all our President arrives to visit with hat in hand. (Of course hats, like courtesy and common sense are relics of a world long gone.) At least Woodrow Wilson wore a hat when he got us into a world war by his college smarts and world ignorance. President “Where’s Waldo” should at least wear Wilson’s hat.
Hear, ye! Hear, ye! We have some good news for New York. Doctor Gloom has discussed the conundrum of trying suspects of 9/11 terrorist attack in New York court. Professor Doom worries that our legal system worries about leniency for killers, more than justice for victim’s families.
Doctor Gloom wants to offer the terrorist suspects the full experience of American justice! There will be lawsuits in civil court brought by the victims of 9/11 in New York. There will be suit brought by city of New York for expenses of 9/11 attack. Professor Doom actually smiled on this scenario!
Last but not least, these fellows need to be judged by a jury of their peers! Jury summons will be issued and served to the leaders of terrorism to serve as jury. Bin Laden and his crew can accept invitation to sit in judgement, or be held in contempt of court and tossed in jail. (“hung jury” takes no new meaning having this bunch in town.)
Last but not least, I h ave complete faith that New York City will hold each suspect liable for 65% of taxes due for every day the trial proceeds. Taxes is the best torture America has devised that is both cruel and unusual punishment of our citizens.
