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Remember the Boston Tea Party?

May 19, 2013

The major irritant in being a colonial under British rule was no say on taxation.  “No taxation without representation!”  That was the battle cry.  It seems beyond belief, that the new ruling elite are not imperial royalty.  The new ruling elite are imperial government employees.  You can’t fire them.  You can’t take away their pension entitlements or health benefits.  You can’t do anything to them but give them bonus money?

Our current day T.E.A. party (Taxed Enough Already) faced audits, harassment by NLRB, EPA, OSHA, Homeland Security.  It seems, bureaucrats view the TEA party as a threat to their fat cat lives.  Morale building 2 week retreats in Hawaii, is normal even if we are in a free fall recession!  Throwing around tax money for bonus money with low threshold performance requirements is a joke.  The lazy union lifetime employees make France and Greece seem models of efficiency!

So the modern ruling class of tyranny is crying foul!  Congressional hearings are irritating the lifetime leeches sucking us dry.  The arena of congressional hearings is like the Roman Circus to make the stupid poor rabble compliant to endless taxation.  Congress promises to handle the problem.  Last time we checked, Congress gave the Social Security an IOU for a couple of trillion dollars we don’t have in the Treasury for the “boomers” entering retirement.  Last time we checked, Congress approved the new health care law giving the IRS control over a couple of trillion dollars annually from fines, taxes, and health insurance premiums.

So fellow Americans, here we are.  Do we trust Congress to follow through to protect us as representatives of the people.  Or do we consider the cold brutal reality that nobody in Washington D.C. cares about us common folk?  Let me ask my black brothers and sisters, if they see an improvement for themselves and their relatives?  Let me ask the Jewish community, if they like being targeted by the IRS like us TEA people?  The congressional hearings are more important than many consider.  We will discover if we are a government of the people for the people.  We currently have a government using the people for the benefit of the ruling class of government leeches.

The self-appointed ruling class elite of reporters, lobbyists, lawyers, and lifetime political hacks view the TEA party as stupid buffoons.  We don’t know our way around the social calendar of the ruling class in the power centers of our country.  We know the TEA people may not be perfect, but I trust them more than the ruling class more concerned on their next elite event than the future of our nation.

Who are these TEA party idiots?

Who are these TEA party idiots?

 

The government wants you to worship the bureaucrats!

May 19, 2013
Pray that the government does not knock on your door.

Pray that the government does not knock on your door.

It is normal procedure in a perverted reality that bureaucrats demand to know much to give us little. If applying to be a non-profit registered group of citizens, be prepared to tell all. Transcript of every speech made at the group is required. What prayers are recited and who was there? Do you or any of your family intend to run for any public office? Send us the list of all members, donors, and people you have contacted. We will send you follow-up forms to fill out over the next 2 years, if your group is labeled Christian or “conservative”. However, if you are “green”, “progressive”, or “union” then we don’t need all that and it only takes 45 days!

Internal Revenue Service can garnish wages, force sale of property, send you to prison if you are seen to be in violation of thousands of rules and regulations. However, we citizens have no restrictions or limitations that can be placed on the IRS. We can only bend over and accept our becoming slaves to the government we fund. The government can spend a fortune on harassing and attacking us, because they keep taking more money from us.

All of the members of congress that are questioning the IRS in hearings can expect a lot of audits, tax penalties, and visits from the Justice Department on irregularities in their tax filings.

Having our personal medical records, our health insurance premiums, our health insurance benefit payments, and approval of health insurance coverage all controlled by the IRS is a grim future.  I am going to donate and support any member of congress standing up to STOP IRS control of new health care law.

Obama made it rain! Tomorrow the sun will rise, thanks to Obama!

May 17, 2013
Obama calls in the marines, to hold his umbrella!

Obama calls in the marines, to hold his umbrella!

How can Obama handle a new health care system, overlook or I mean oversee the IRS, forget about Benghazi calls for help, and stay out of the rain? We need to split up our government to a size Obama can manage, and not make it bigger.

Obama didn’t know what the IRS was doing? He thinks Kerry got the Russians helping us in Syria? Russia idea of helping us in Syria is to ship new rockets! The only people Obama can boss around are his political stooges. Foreign governments ignore him. Obviously the IRS doesn’t pay attention to reporting to anyone what they want to do? How will 16,000 new out of control IRS agents be managed for Obamacare?

Anyway, it doesn’t matter. The commercial news media is not intelligent enough to go past Obama saying “I don’t know.” Obama doesn’t know anything, except how to tell us that we need to follow his model for the future? Does he know what Obamacare will do? Probably not, but why worry. Commercial news media wants to show reporters in hurricanes, bombings, murders, and don’t bother researching anything beyond “boom”, “bang”, and “autopsy report”.

I’ve got a secret! Don’t ask me! Alright, I’ll tell you!

May 12, 2013
Who didn't I tell about SEAL TEAM 6?

Who didn’t I tell about SEAL TEAM 6?

Osama Bin Laden is dead, and I killed him! Don’t ask me any more, because it’s a secret. Okay, it was Seal Team 6! If I get them all killed by blabbing, we can always order a new Seal Team 7! I am president, and COMMANDER IN CHIEF! I KILLED HIM! ME!

I had a lot of pictures taken of me ordering the attack!  Did you see them?  I stopped terrorism by killing that bad ass!  ME!

Hey, we heard that physician from Pakistan that gave us the DNA confirmation we had found the hiding spot of Bin Laden is in prison.  Too bad my blabbing got him caught and sent to 30 years in prison.  He can’t vote for me, so too bad.  Did you see the movie on how I took down Osama?  I let them all around our top secret stuff for that movie.

Now some parents are complaining that I got Muslim prayers recited for the many military coffins returning under my rules of combat.  So we don’t protect the helicopters with artillery anymore! What’s the big deal?  Anyhow, I think it’s cool having a Muslim prayer service for all the military that got killed because of my rules of engagement prohibiting support fire for helicopters.  Chill out, they’re dead so what do they care?  How can the parents be so upset about my forcing Muslim prayers for their dead children?

We should have a Muslim prayer service at every Memorial Day parade in the USA!  Memorial Day will be a day of public atonement for the many war crimes and people the USA has killed as a superpower.

HEY!  Did you know we sent in a computer virus into the Iran super secret nuclear facility?  YEAH!  Too bad all the workers there got executed by some big mouth blabbing that secret.  Who the hell did that?

President Obama to take swift action on anti-Muslim video!

May 11, 2013
The blood of killed in LIbya on Hillary's hands but she does an apology video to killers?

The blood of killed in LIbya on Hillary’s hands but she does an apology video to killers?

Obama got elected with promise to bring Benghazi killers to justice.

Obama got elected with promise to bring Benghazi killers to justice.

The journalists were asking on how and when and who set up the press release on the anti-Muslim video that killed our amabassador. I am not sure if they wanted to congratulate the person who wrote that final press release and nominate her for the Pulitzer prize?

Anyway, we know our President got elected with a solemn vow to bring to justice the Benghazi killers. We know our congressman Elijah Cummings wants us to accept death as a part of life. If our ambassador was under assault by movie critics with AK47 machine guns, and unhappy YOU TUBE viewers with rocket propelled grenades, then we must bring to trial the movie maker. Don’t blame the actual killers of our ambassador if they got upset and dragged him out into the street to be butchered. Oh no, blame the anti-MUslim video made in the USA!

During the presidential debates with Mitt Romney, our fearless leaders declared that he never said it was the video that killed our ambassador! Now I am confused. How can he lie to Mitt Romney and deny that we all know the video killed our ambassador? Obama declared that he never blamed the video as cause of death during this debate?!

We aren’t smart enough to follow the brilliant thinker that is our fearless leader. Obama was for traditional marriage, until he was for gay marriage. We just can’t keep up with his brilliance. So I can understand why the journalists kept asking the same questions on why the anti-Muslim video killer is still alive? We got him in jail, rotting in a jail cell.  When will Eric Holder bring him to trial?  I am sure even Elijah Cummings will be jubilant when justice is done for the 4 dead US slaughtered in Benghazi for this video. We all should watch Hillary Clinton apology video to Muslims on the video that killed our amabassador. Wish she was in Benghazi now.

Benghazi hearings prove US anti-Muslim video killed US citizens

May 9, 2013
We knew the anti-Muslim video killed our ambassador!

We knew the anti-Muslim video killed our ambassador!

The Democrat members of the House hearings on the killing of 4 of us in Libya proved what President Obama, Secretary Hillary Clinton, and Susan Rice said before. It was the anti-Muslim video that killed our citizens. No one has taken credit from the Central Intelligence Agency for creating the whopper that the video was the cause of death. But Hillary and Susan both insist that the CIA forced them to eat that bull shit.

That movie video incited mothers and fathers to storm the embassy. It was a coincidence that they all carried Russian AK47 machine guns, rocket launchers, and had mortars to bomb the embassy compound. These weapons were furnished by Attorny General Holder as part of his fast and furious weapons program. Why, when, and where will the video guy we arrested will stand trials for these murders?

The hearings make it clear that our President could not be held at fault, because he was busy in Las Vegas, and he did not make that video. Secretary Clinton sent her lawyer to delay any congress investigators from jumping to the wrong conclusion that Muslim terrorists attacked the embassy. Susan Rice perfected her spell binding story on how the video that nobody has seen in the USA, incited tens of thousands to riot on US properties around the mid east on 9/11/2012.

Case closed and nothing worth investigating. The widows and parents of the murdered citizens don’t have to ask any more questions. It’s over, and death is a part of life. Especially when you are dragged out to be shot by Muslim terrorists. That’s part of life, so nothing more to talk about.

What are the little people complaining about now?

May 3, 2013
We've had that type of caviar before!

We’ve had that type of caviar before!

We’ve had the best exotic gourmet food of anyone in the world.  Surprise us with something more expensive and rare.  Anyway, we grow weary of our country forcing us to travel like potentates.  Of course, the countries we visit love us and lavish us with luxuries while their people starve and suffer.  We know too many of our people are poor, hungry, and homeless.  That is Bush’s fault, and I wish we could do something about it.  But we’re off to another trip to be pampered and idolized.

We won’t be in town for the Benghazi hearings in Congress.  I couldn’t sleep when I was fund-raising in Las Vegas the night they killed our citizens.  It was very sad to see those caskets and the families mourning.  We felt real sad, too.  But we have to go now on our next trip.

Remember BENGHAZI

April 29, 2013

Our lives are busy and distracting.  I just noticed that my sons are now grown men, and that seems to have happened when I asked my wife who are these guys?  It seems Hillary Clinton had instructed her staff to use the auto pen signature on instructions to block release of information on Benghazi.  Sounds like Hillary.  She can pretend that she had no idea she told her staff to use the auto pen robot of Obama on loan to her office.  The auto pen signed orders blocking release of facts on Benghazi, she did not sign it.  She won’t even know about this being signed blocking information on Benghazi.

Wait a minute here.  Of course I did notice my boys growing up taller than me.  They kept cleaning out the pantry and refrigerator.  Of course, Hillary won’t authorize a low-level staffer to sign her name on some endorsement of RELEASE of information.  But she would have low-level staffer run auto pen signatures on documents BLOCKING release of information?  How can a low-level staffer know the difference between documents?  Come to think of it, Obama was busy in a pub visiting Ireland when the auto pen signed his name on Patriot Act that gives him police state powers.  Obama never signed it, that darn robot signed it.  Does that mean he didn’t agree with making USA  a police state?

I wondered why the survivors of this ordeal have never been interviewed by the commercial news media upon return to the USA.  It seems they are all sent to Alaska, and Guam so nobody wants to track them to interview.  Anyway, Hillary Clinton and President Obama reassured the press that there is no story here.  Just go on with homosexual marriage rights, and green energy projects going bankrupt like knocking down bowling pins.

I will not forget Benghazi and the massacre that was averted by the initiative of special operations men who gave their lives to protect the helpless.  It seems forces were capable of being delivered before the fatal 2nd attack claimed our citizens.

Remember Benghazi.  Be worried if the Obama executive branch can sweep citizens into the cemetery and walk away.  Where oh, where are the results of tracking down those who killed our citizens?  Is this too hard to do?  Or we don’t want to capture these killers to bring out more facts? That night Obama was in a hurry to get money in Las Vegas fund-raiser for his 2nd term billion dollar budget to get elected.

Yes the problems were so complex, we said "screw it" and I went to Las Vegas!

Yes the problems were so complex, we said “screw it” and I went to Las Vegas!

Prepare for May 1 celebrations as communists parade armies!

April 27, 2013

Communists and their leaders look forward to parading missiles, tanks, and waves of military marching on display for their proud citizens.  We look forward to commercial news media ignoring the public display of military might by communists.  President Obama has no plans for military parades because we cannot do anything since SEQUESTER.  Our president has confused everybody in the USA for the last couple of years, so he continues to confound anyone trying to understand why our government can’t do anything efficiently since he became president.

Syria won’t have any parades but they will continue to kill with bombs, bullets and lethal gas we can’t prove is lethal gas so we won’t interfere.  North Korea has been ignored by Obama so their parades and missiles will be paraded on May Day. (We sure got them guys worried?)  Iran will parade their nuclear bomb we said they aren’t building.  Pakistan will parade the USA terrorists in training soon to be bombing when returning to USA.  Chechnya will parade more people on visa to USA training to build bombs.  Russia and China have the parades that bring pride on seeing the uniformed military, the bands, the missiles, and the huge tanks.

The USA will not bother displaying anything because we want all of these countries to love the USA.   We will parade the gay military units in purple uniforms and the thousands of Obama care bureaucrats the IRS added to hound the citizens on tax penalties. We can parade the food stamp users with Obama cell phones!!  That we got a lot of!

President Obama refuses to acknowledge the pounding feet of China’s growing military.  He does like to give away our military equipment to Muslim buddies like the Egypt “Brotherhood” that wants to kill Israel. Russia is laughing to see one president disarm a country they couldn’t beat without a little help.

President Eisenhower never wore golf shorts, and he won World War II to save the world.

President Eisenhower never wore golf shorts, and he won World War II to save the world.

Alert; Americans must stay indoors until police let you out

April 20, 2013

This old hobo was just wondering if you would feel safer if you could protect yourself with a gun?

There are 2 crazy bomber/killers loose in your town and we can’t find them.  But stay in your house until the crazy killers decide to sneak in for shelter from the manhunt.

Now if you had steels doors with a security peephole secured by deadbolts and a gun or two you might feel a little more secure staying home.  However, if you are a brainwashed liberal lemming, you don’t have a gun.  You have big glass doors that are ornate but not security grade.  These people like to drink cocktails to handle stress, and probably stand on their balcony to smoke a cigarette as well.  As the 2 crazy guys show up with guns and invite themselves into your home.  You are now dead and don’t need to worry.

Only bad people have guns.  Why protect yourself?  There are over 2 thousand police running around town, but you can’t seem to see one around your block.  But don’t worry, those killers have no reason to kill you.  They didn’t have any reason to kill any of their victims already dead.  You can invite them for tea and cookies before they kill your family.

We have a right to protect our homes with deadly force.

We have a right to protect our homes with deadly force.

Evil does not respond to kindness, it kills you instead.

April 19, 2013
The blood of killed in LIbya on Hillary's hands but she does an apology video to killers?

The blood of killed in LIbya on Hillary’s hands but she does an apology video to killers?

The murder and mayhem at Boston with terrorist bombs at Marathon finish line confirms one thing for sure. Being polite, friendly, nice, and trying to understand evil people only kills more people. Evil people are like mad dogs that need to be put down. If a mad dog was attacking your child, you can call 911 or you can take out a gun and kill the dog. OF course, it’s not nice to have a gun. It’s not nice to kill a dog. A mad dog needs to be killed. There is no nice or communication with a mad dog. You kill the dog.

By being open to all points of view on Jihad call to murder and mayhem of Muslim terrorists is an open invitation to get killed by evil people. I don’t want to undertand their point of view. The brothers who killed and maimed many in Boston went to the public schools. Did the instruction at public school include sharing empathy on Jihad and it’s okay to be a Muslim terrorist? Did they get to laugh and ridicule the principles of the USA in class? Do we even bother with the Pledge of Allegience since it might offend terrorists in training at school?

What’s wrong with the USA is the nonsense that we need to understand and have empathy with any evil bastard that ignores our values. We are a Christian God fearing nation founded by pilgrims who came here for religious freedom. We citizens of the USA don’t need to apologize for an anti Muslim video like Hillary Clinton. We need to eliminate the killers of our Ambassador and staff of Libya. Evil responds to force by shrinking back. You do not appease evil. You oppose evil.

Citizens of the USA cannot believe that if you are nice to people, that they will kill you without any doubt. Citizens of the USA do not want to accept EVIL. Yes, there is EVIL in the world. Those who embrace EVIL, made their choice. I am not a priest or a minister. I accept the simplest and safest solution. Kill evil people. I refuse to debate the merits of labeling someone as evil. We know what is evil. There are bad people that do bad things, including murder by jealousy or greed. Then there are evil people that do not consider people as anything. The vision of the world order that fits their evil mind allows Hitler to murder Jews, allows Stalin to murder families of political enemies, allows Mao Tse Tung to kill millions that might oppose his “cultural revolution”. Idiot news media lap dogs did not even bark at these acts of evil. New York Times Newspaper had a reporter who proclaimed Stalin had a worker’s paradise for the proletariat in death camps called labor camps.

Evil cannot be defeated, but the followers of evil can be killed.

DETROIT Gangster Safari

April 13, 2013

The Hobo nation has not been going to Detroit, unless they were drunk in the box car and woke up in Detroit. That town is so poor, even a hobo is rich when they wake up hung over.  However, your shoes, pocket change, and pocket knife will all be robbed at gun point by a granny.

It is time for the USA to be more creative in getting Detroit going.  As a starter we can start allowing Gangster Safari to conduct guided tours of the wild life in Detroit.  See hyenas, jackals, vultures feasting on the carcass of a Detroit citizen on any street.  Tour guides will provide machine guns provided by the local gangster folk for only $10,000.  If you’re a bad shot and mow down a few citizens, don’t worry because you won’t get caught.  Nobody gets caught in Detroit.  Visit the Detroit city treasury, and see the mayor and his staff looting the petty change box.  All the real money has already been stolen.

We invite the Hollywood and Rapper “superstars” (is anyone not a “superstar”?) to participate in pretending to be concerned as they hop back on their private jet to get the hell out of there.  However, it is a great vote of confidence that both the Biden family, and the Obama family will retire to Detroit!  You know that part is a joke.  Biden and Obama love to talk about being with the struggle and being for the people, as they hang out with billionaires in some tropical paradise.

All despots who have looted their country’s treasury are invited to take residence in Detroit. No federal agency prenteds to track anybody in Detroit.  We need to set up a sanctuary zone that also invites Muslim extremists to convert the Detroit citizens to their cause.  We want the Muslims to deal with the uneducated, stupid, and criminal converts to their cause as they steal and rob the Muslim millionaires to poverty.

Why did Beyonce and Jay-Z need to visit Cuba?  Because they were scared of visiting Detroit.  It’s safer in Cuba than Detroit.  Anyway, all illegal immigrants will be given property in Detroit and they must live there.  The United Nations will be moved to Detroit also.  Last but not least, all arsonists and socialist bombers will be allowed to enjoy their hobbies as they bring down the house.

Beyonce and Jay-Z enjoyed avoiding Detroit while in Cuba.

Beyonce and Jay-Z enjoyed avoiding Detroit while in Cuba.

POTUS focused like a laser on creating jobs?

April 7, 2013

Happy Days are here again!  Since the roof caved in, and the floor collapsed at the start of 2009 our fearless leader promised to  focus on getting more jobs for the unemployed.  Then he spent 2 years on Obama care after throwing 850 billion dollars out of the window and hoping poor people would catch some of the stimulus money.  Most of it went to politically connected donors and political bosses, so a few pennies wound up on the sidewalk around the country you could stoop down to pick up a few pennies from 850 billion dollars?!  Wow that was a great help?

So the federal statistics on private sector jobs reported that in one month across the entire country 88,000 people find part-time jobs and a few full-time jobs!  WOW!  North Korea created more jobs by reopening his UN banned nuclear operations for weapons.  Mexico is starting to intercept US citizens sneaking into Mexico for jobs.  Russia created more jobs.  NORTH DAKOTA is basically creating new jobs for the entire country!!    We could have 500,000 oil and gas energy jobs that pay over $50,000 immediately.  OH NO that will ruin the climate and the hated energy companies will make more money, and more tax income for the USA.

In debate with Romneym Obama jobs plan was a fancy little booklet nbody ever saw.

In debate with Romney Obama jobs plan was a fancy little booklet nobody ever saw.

Eagles fly above petty human laws

April 1, 2013

Eagles mate for life as male and female despite protests by gay rights groups.

Eagles mate for life as male and female despite protests by gay rights groups.

The laws of nature are eternal. You cannot change the laws of nature, because man is ruled by these laws of nature. Man can posture, write books, and proclaim on how nature should proceed. End result man means nothing in regard to the laws of nature.

The eagle is a majestic bird chosen as our national symbol. We have eagles that are active around our lake. They nest and mate for life together. The eggs are perched in a massive nest atop 125 foot tall oak tree next to our property. My binoculars provide lessons in the laws of nature on display. The male and female protect the nest, provide for the hatchlings, and teach the fledglings about life as an eagle. Man can declare that eagles should behave according to our preferences, and the end result changes nothing. The eagle is an eagle. “A rose is a rose, is a rose, is a rose.”

We have not held marches for lesbian eagles, transgender eagles, or gay marriage for eagles. Male and female eagles mate for life. No eagle divorces are recorded under my watchful observation. Anyway, it seems the decay of our society is very evident in the absolute outrage over natural laws being reflected in our code of law in regard to male and female marriage.

I don’t care to waste my breath, my energy, and my reputation on a discussion that contradicts the laws of nature. We can pass laws that defy gravity by dictating that rain runoffs must not go downhill. We can pass laws that we need to not offend homosexuals by teaching of a natural family of husband with wife and children. What lesbian has spontaneously become pregnant married to a woman? How do 2 men create life? The laws of nature are very clear. We can delude ourselves that the history of mankind has always been built upon homosexual marriage.

If he can do it, then anyone can!

March 28, 2013

This is the land of opportunity!  This is where everyone can find a place to realize their dream!  Even a socialist community organizer that couldn’t get a real job, can become President of the USA!  What a country!  So I see no reason for despair.  In fact Obama makes me laugh and feeling silly.  I have never been a trillionaire, so I don’t know how to feel.

The TRAVEL CHANNEL should devote one year to all the trips, vacations, special junkets, and lavish gourmet meals our celebrity prince and princess have indulged at our expense.  Of course, we didn’t have to pay for all of it.  They freeload from lobbyists and donors who are only billionaires.

So don’t give up.  Remember, if Obama can become president, then maybe you can get more than food stamps!  You can be president, or at least a czar on his bloated millionaire executive branch.  I just wish we could have ceremonies of the poor people and unemployed to wave goodbye for every trip they take. We would love to greet him home too with throngs of well wishers.  I hope he spends more time away from here.  But I don’t know why we can’t have the little children waving flags, and marching bands greet them on every return from their never-ending travels?

Get AIRFORCE 1 ready so I can golf in Scotland this weekend with somebody important.

Get AIRFORCE 1 ready so I can golf in Scotland this weekend with somebody important.

Sandy’s children are getting closer to daylight! 5 months so far

March 22, 2013

The Hurricane babies are coming!  How many girls will be named Sandy?  Don’t know how many boys will be named Barrack?  Anyway, God has left His gifts with life growing for the mothers excited on their blessed event getting near.  The maternity wards will have a traffic jam in 4 months.

The irony of our lives is that in the darkest times with our feeling helpless and weak, God brings us a miracle of life.  It strengthens us as parents to focus on our family, instead of ourselves.  It would be great to have Pope Francis visit the USA on the hurricane baby boom.

It would be fun to get a scrap-book of all the hurricane baby pictures.

Where did all these babies come from?  Never mind!

Where did all these babies come from? Never mind!

President Obama on hunger strike! Scared of being poisoned?

March 16, 2013

The President refused to eat any of the food served for a fence mending breaking of bread with Republican Senators?!  It seems Michelle Obama refused to let the Secret Service “taste tester” leave her side to join President Obama for the lunch appointment with Republican Senators.  (The taste tester is her mother, his motherin law.)  Now let’s be clear, a “taste tester” means being ready to be poisoned for the president.  They eat what is being served, and if they drop dead, then the president knows he shouldn’t eat the meal.  Michelle was laughing hysterically at her husband sitting at the feast drooling and dreaming of eating but only watching everyone enjoy the meal.  Wouldn’t the Senators drop dead from the same food?

This sounds like going back to the days of Julius Caesar with taste testers making sure the emperor wasn’t poisoned.  This is nuts.  Our President is a helpless baby.  He can’t feed himself, can’t have the common sense to see that nobody was poisoned.  Or smart enough to ask one of the Senators to swap plates with POTUS so any poison goes to his enemy instead of himself?

This is the same POTUS who can enter a greasy spoon chili parlor in Ohio to wolf down two chili dogs, french fries and milk shake without a taste tester?  It seems POTUS travels so much since he fears all are out to get him around the nation’s capitol?

At least he could have let his dog test the food if it’s poisoned!

POTUS needs to check if his food is poisoned?

POTUS needs to check if his food is poisoned?

Introducing new federal agency for 2013

March 12, 2013

President Obama is focused like a laser on the waste and fraud in our federal budget. He was focused like a laser on jobs, but now he turned his laser beam to the billions spent for no legitimate reason.  Department of Debt, Fraud, and Boondoggle Conferences is long overdue.

The department will hold their first meeting in Hawaii for 3 weeks with Obama shuttling back and forth for 3 appearances across the 21 days at a 5 star resort.  Potential cabinet appointments considered are Charley Rangel from the House, or Senator Menendez for this new agency.

With the possibility of finding billions in fraud and abuse, it is plum assignment.  You can turn a blind eye on your buddies, while making headlines on grilling your opposition.  You can spend hundreds of millions on boondoggle trips and conferences claiming to clamp down on waste.  The operating budget will start at 5 billion dollars with 10% of the savings of discovered fraud added to budget.

We want to be the reform party hauling in Republicans red handed!

We want to be the reform party hauling in Republicans red handed!

Saving the USA constitution

March 9, 2013

Senator Rand Paul is an interesting protector of our country.  Like most patriots, we seek to preserve the freedoms paid by the blood of our previous generations of citizens.  There is hope if there are men of conscience and conviction willing to challenge the lazy and ignorant slackers like our Attorney General Holder.  I applaud the filibuster of Senator Paul forcing a direct answer by our president Obama and his attorney general Holder on killing citizens in the USA by drones.  He held the floor of the senate for 13 hours to bring the spot light on killer drones flying over our towns.

We are a nation of laws.  We follow our laws to protect the rights for all citizens.  Making an exception for Obama and Holder to assassinate by drone any citizen they choose is illegal.  No one has the right to shred the constitution because it’s inconvenient.  We have not seen anyone brought to trial on the biggest crime in our nation’s history.  The thievery that brought down our financial markets has no one brought to trial.  WHY?  Why cannot Holder with all the investigations bring anyone of the culprits to trial 5 years later?  Holder can’t bring to trial the biggest thieves in our history.  He wants to have a kill list of citizens in the USA instead of arresting them.  Who is Eric Holder?

Senator Paul is looking out for the citizens of this country.  Not sure Holder has any interest in restitution of the lives ruined by the thievery surrounding 2008 property and financial fraud.  Holder has not done anything to bring justice to the USA.  The law of the land needs to be applied and not stored in a closet.  The people of the USA do not want to be forced to seek out justice as vigilantes because the attorney general is too lazy to bring to justice the criminals who ruined our economy.

We might look into the crimes of mortgage robber barons.

We might look into the crimes of mortgage robber barons.

Jedi mind meld of Obama confuses Maxine Waters

March 2, 2013

It’s always entertaining to see how our simple-minded leadership displays they are dumber than Hollywood stars.  Congress woman Maxine Waters had to make a grand announcement that 170 million of us will be unemployed because the Republicans wouldn’t raise taxes again.  SEQUESTER WILL MAKE 170 MILLION UNEMPLOYED!  WOW!  Nobody has to go to work now in the USA.  In fact, I don’t think there are 170 million of us working now thanks to the Obama economic stimulus plan.  That’s a lot of food stamps and unemployment checks.  Who will pay for all of us to stay home?  Must be the government.

However, it is evident that President Obama made Maxine dizzy.  We know she is dizzy normally. Obama told the press that he was practicing his “Jedi mind meld”. (Did Yoda and Spock become a gay couple?)  The sci-fi fans were really wondering how dumb is Obama.  It could be the invasion of the body snatchers.  He is not really President Obama but an alien clone taking his place.  Maxine is famous for her brilliant insights into making the complex simple-minded.  VP Joe Biden is not as smart as Maxine.  Pray that Biden never has to step in as President.

Now I know we are in good hands with Obama whining that he can’t use a Jedi mind meld to force Republicans to follow his stupid ideas.  His most avid supporter Maxine Waters is so dumb, she needs her aides to follow-up every speech with explaining that she was using Obama’s teleprompter and never mind.

The facts are not important, just my opinion!

The facts are not important, just my opinion!

What idiot dreamed up “sequester’? Obama on HYSTERIA TOUR!

February 28, 2013

March 1, 2013 is the day that the USA will be in a free fall into the abyss of total chaos because we forced a smaller increase in federal budget.  President Obama and his minions have been crisss crossing the USA on our private jets to scream the end of the world is at hand.  Obama amazed there is  a lack of interest in our general populace on the Obama hysteria tour that cost us nearly one billion dollars he promised to save.

I applaud our president making it his first command to release over ten thousand  imprisoned criminals who came into our country illegally.  Who feels good about this decision?  If Obama didn’t spend one billion dollars on his hysteria cross-country fear mongering, then the prisoners could have been kept in jail.

The word “sequester” is from the ancient days of our country’s history.  It means to segregate and hold for safe keeping or confiscate property.  Obama suggested using sequester to get more money last year, with the potential for a reduction of growth in budget this year. Now he is ranting and throwing impassioned predictions of destruction and doom if this happens.  What idiot set this up in the first place?  Never mind, Obama is brilliant and is uniting our country.  I have never seen the country more united on cutting the waste, and reducing the spending for our federal government.

I propose we put  a lock on the private jet usage of the White House to start saving!  I can only be glad the commercial media does not even bother running the Obama rant fear mongering speeches.

Republicans made me release 10,000 illeal immigrant criminals!

Republicans made me release 10,000 illeal immigrant criminals!

It’s crisis time in Washington D.C. if Obama in town!

February 24, 2013
President sinks his teeth into debt crisis by eating now and paying much later.

President sinks his teeth into debt crisis by eating now and paying much later.

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National media taunting of wetback as race baiting!

February 16, 2013

It amazes me that we must be taking a large step back to minority stereotypes thanks to politically correct media talking heads.  I did miss the State of the Union speech to watch the Westminster Dog Show, that was enjoyable with a lot of amazing dogs.  Okay, I was interested in seeing the Keeshond and hound dogs as my personal preference.  But all breed the categories were interesting.  However, none of the dogs were ridiculed or heckled by the media based on breed prejudice.

When I caught the late evening news, I kept hearing confusing references to the water incident with Senator Marco Rubio.  Everyone was chuckling and shaking heads over this water incident.  What the heck are they talking about, because they left it hanging out there like we should know what this dreadful “water incident” meant.  Nobody commented on the speech of the president other than the usual left overs from his first term on how he can’t work without congress cooperating.  So the president doesn’t have to cooperate, but the congress must cooperate?

Senator Rubio dared to stoop down to reach a water bottle.  This was it?  Darting out of the camera lens for a moment to reach for a bottle of water?  Of course, this was terrible, embarrassing, moronic, and so like a peasant wet back who is not with the “in crowd” of the elite snobs in media.  Now it becomes clear. Marco Rubio is not with the liberal media “in crowd” where appearance and sophistication take priority over hard work and intelligence.  You cannot earn or get recognized by your work.  You can only be invited to join the elite club of the “in crowd” if you have the right pedigree.  Wetback latino outsiders are not welcome, and are subject to harassment, bullying, and taunting from the insulated and untouchable “in crowd” of liberal media.

Wetbacks not allowed!  That means you Marco Rubio!

Rubio does not fit the black tie elite standards of the "in crowd" wetbacks not allowed.

Rubio does not fit the black tie elite standards of the “in crowd” wetbacks not allowed.

Our President says we never give him enough money to spend

February 9, 2013

Our president doesn’t want to have an allowance.  He doesn’t want us telling him to stop spending.  He won’t submit a budget.  He has not submitted a budget for 4 years. He won’t submit a budget for the next 4 years.  He doesn’t know what a budget is, and he doesn’t think we have any spending problems at all.

It is impossible to have a rational discussion with a delusional lazy incompetent ”chief executive”.  He has never exhibited any traits of an executive.  He reminds me more of a sales manager running around with pep rally to give him more money, more money, more money, and oh yes, more money.

Don’t worry about being unemployed, losing your home, and not getting help from FEMA on your hurricane homeless problems.  Our president has no time to be an executive, because he has people to handle that.  He’s off to another pep rally.  The brochure he flashed at the end of his presidential campaign that held all the answers to our problems seems to have disappeared.

Don’t worry that your son or daughter have student loans with no job worth the price of education.  Don’t worry about your relatives who are out of work.  Don’t worry that your future does not include money for retirement, and social security doesn’t seem so secure.  We should worry about gay scout leaders, gay marriages, free birth control pills, and too bad that our ambassador to Libya and crew were murdered but somebody is looking into it.

I suppose I will endure the Obama State of the Union pep rally with nothing to inspire or bring hope on our sorry state.

We voted in the wrong President for 2013.

We voted in the wrong President for 2013.

Look out Bubba Boogosh there’s a drone hunting you!

February 9, 2013

Looks like there was a little mix up.  Eric Holder’s crack staff of flunkies put Bubba Boogosh on the drone hit list.  Tea Party gun-toting extremists could be a danger someday!  The drone is now buzzing past the Waffle House to the local Wal-Mart trailing Bubba.

The President was too busy to review and approve so many executions, so a few names got slipped in by mistake.  Buford Boogosh, and Beulah Boogosh of Chicago that live next to Obama’s home got drones heading their way too.  Get all the Boogosh throughout the land, we can’t waste time sorting out the dead.

So all you folks, look to the skies before you walk outside.  The buzzing you hear is not your neighbors hedge trimmer or snow blower.  There are drones everywhere.  There is no peace or tranquility, with the Obama drones.  By the way, Iran plans on shipping some drones into our country to start their killing list too.  Thank you President Obama!  Professor Doom has estimated that Obama has a better chance in winning the lottery compared to deciding who gets killed.  Doctor Gloom has confirmed that if you do get killed by accident by a Drone that your family has to pay for damages incurred.

We're sending a drone right now by Bubba!

We’re sending a drone right now by Bubba!

Obama will kill US citizens without a trial if we use a drone!

February 5, 2013

The US constitution and the rule of law applies to property taxes, income taxes, and health taxes.  However, if the government puts your name on their drone kill list, then you have no rights except immediate death.  The low-level of executive organization demonstrated in the Attorney General’s office forgetting to prosecute the 2008 culprits on Wall Street and Washington DC, plus shipping machine guns to Mexican drug cartel does not make me confident.  What if my name or my picture gets goofed up by Michelle Obama’s staff with a suspected right-wing redneck?  Now I am on the drone kill list.

We lament and agonize over having civil trials for the 9/11 terrorists who have yet to face any justice or trial since 2001!  They will be eligible for social security retirement benefits and citizenship with the new immigration Obama plan.  But if you are a redneck right-wing US citizen, then we simply push the button and you’re killed by a drone.  Why aren’t we agonizing and taking 10 years to talk about going to a civil trial for a US citizen on the kill list?

It seems our founding fathers are too dumb to predict drone remote control killer machines!  So since this new technology makes Obama the king of the kill list!  It makes a whole new meaning to having your name on the wrong list!

It's a dangerous world out there and very goofy!  Glad we can kill with drones anytime we want.

It’s a dangerous world out there and very goofy! Glad we can kill with drones anytime we want.

Obama breaking campaign promises at record pace!

February 3, 2013

Obama likes to promise everybody everything to get elected.  He cut payroll tax to get elected.  The people expected the extra 2% in their paycheck was a tax deduction.  NO!  It is not a tax, because it is saving for your retirement with SOCIAL SECURITY which he called a payroll tax.  You can’t deduct “payroll tax” on your filing IRA taxes for the year.  I found that out when I did my first filing of taxes, and was alerted by IRS that SOCIAL SECURITY is not deductible as a “payroll tax” since you are saving for yourself (supposedly).  Anyway, everybody in the country got hit in the forehead with Obama’s “stupid stick” and it hurts.  Moms and dads did not get straight talk from Obama that SOCIAL SECURITY needs this INCREASE in confiscating your money and needs MORE MONEY.

Don’t think folks are happy about this bait and switch election trick by Obama.  Now Obama is worried that his only real work done in 4 years may be ruled unconstitutional on Healthcare.  The violation of separation between government and religion would make the law unconstitutional by forcing religions to pay for optional and nonessential birth control pills for everybody.  Suddenly, they are back pedaling on forcing religion organizations to pay for birth control pills.  Plus, this benefit is only for women.  Why should every man and woman pay for birth control pills for a few women who won’t spend $10?  PLUS everybody has extra income taxes for income, and rent money thanks to the new Healthcare law.

Where oh where is Obama “focusing like a laser on unemployment” in his words?  Jobs council was disbanded without Obama ever bothering to get involved.  Anyway, the people are starting to smell the pile of garbage Obama shoveled as his promise to get elected.  Elected after playing all of us for suckers.  The thrill is gone, and folks smell something rotten in the White House.

I got a plan to get more jobs in my fancy brochure! VOTE FOR ME!

I got a plan to get more jobs in my fancy brochure! VOTE FOR ME!

What’s your favorite color and who will win the SuperBowl?

January 29, 2013

President Obama called from his imperial office allowing CBS the honor and privilege for an exclusive propaganda event.  Secretary of State Clinton and President Obama will appear on 60 MINUTES program.

Somebody showed up to ask questions on what’s your favorite color, who will win the Superbowl, and how do you feel?  Would have been more informative with “Pimp with a limp” to discuss Hip Hop instead of this insipid meaningless public relations propaganda.  Too bad some guys got killed in Libya but everyone knows they got killed, and we got folks looking into this.  Too bad Syria is continuing mass bombings and executions but we hope things work out.  Too bad North Korea is testing nuclear missiles, but we will get them to sit down sometime with somebody.  Too bad Hillary’s job wasn’t questioned at all in the “news interview”.

It's a dangerous world out there and very goofy!

It’s a dangerous world out there and very goofy!

There was a crooked man who had a crooked wife

January 26, 2013

There was a crooked man

who shed crocodile tears quick

telling everyone he cared so much

he took money to ease burdens of rich.

He found a crooked wife

she loved her girl friends better

but agreed to breed one ugly child

who was dowdy like her mother.

He consoled widows and desperate mothers

wrapped in his crooked embrace

to man handle and rape them

counseling them to silence.

There was a crooked man

who hid behind word games

to hide behind his definition “is” twisted.

There was a crooked man

identified by his twisted prick

by the women he consoled and raped

but no one wanted their evidence.

Crooked man with crooked witch lived in a  crooked white house.

Crooked man with crooked witch lived in a crooked white house.

Al Gore will take hands on job interviews for Al-Jazeera cable news

January 25, 2013

There are job openings both at Pravda and Al-Jazeera in the USA.  The prerequisite is that the applicant can read and write English at the same level as Al Gore.  The interviews for Al-Jazeera will be handled by Al Gore as a hands on approach for female applicants.  The interview couch, massage cream, and wine are all approved by Green Peace.  However, Al is not aware that Al-Jazeera does have weapons proficiency requirements and bomb building classes for staff.  In solidarity David Letterman will be the first celebrity to interview Obama on the new cable schedule of Al-Jazeera.

Al wants to handle with hands on the female applicants to Al-Jazeera!

Al wants to handle with hands on the female applicants to Al-Jazeera!

Payroll tax? What happened to “Social Security”?

January 5, 2013

President Obama is a devious and dishonest political hack.  Obama proudly announced his  grand gesture of reducing our “payroll tax” put 2% more of your small pay back into your pocket.  He suggested it 18 months before his election run.  Them nasty Republicans don’t love the working folks, only Obama loves you little people.  I was a little confused on “payroll tax”?!  I been paying into Social Security for my entire working life since a part-time working kid in 1966.  You cannot count as a deduction from your taxable income with the money you are “saving” for yourself with Social Security.  They raised the rate to 6%.  I was saving 6% of my lifetime income, that amounts to a pretty good mound of money.

Of course, them brilliant folks running our country for us little people, took out $1,500,000,000 and stuck in an IOU piece of Treasury Paper for our Social Security savings.  Of course now we are broke because of Obama spending to buy votes.  Then he cuts the “payroll tax”?  We were worrying about getting our IOU money so we could retire, us trouble maker Baby Boomers.  For 46 years my money was being taken out of my check, because big government can’t trust us to save for ourselves.  We might spend that money.  Of course, our liars and cheaters in Washington D.C. did spend that money to buy votes to keep getting elected.  Wonder why nobody in journalism reports on how many politicians get elected as poor folks, and leave Washington as rich folks?

So now Obama got elected, and guess what?  The “payroll tax” is back!  Surprise!  He’s only taxing rich people.  He’s taking with both hands money out of everybody’s pocket.  I do congratulate the stupid idiot majority of our country about to be fleeced for voting in Obama.  He bought your vote with a carnival sideshow trick.  Tie a $10 bill on a thread, and the rubes will follow it into the voting booth to pull the big lever for Obama.  Now that you voted, the $10 bill is back in Obama’s pocket, and your vote is done.  Good job you suckers!  It is amazing how many people don’t have what we call “street smarts”.  How about buying a Rolex gold watch at a flea market for $20?  We got so many greedy idiots, I never underestimate how greedy and stupid people we got voting in losers like Obama.

I cut your "payroll tax" but now I don't need your vote, so it's back.!

I cut your “payroll tax” but now I don’t need your vote, so it’s back.!

Al Gore makes money with terrorist propaganda television!

January 3, 2013

Making money with blood money is not a problem with Al Gore.  Al was never a  multimedia genius.  He did invent the internet, but didn’t make a dime from it.  Al was never mister television, but his CURRENT cable channel dredged up oddballs proclaiming the destruction of earth, save the polar bears, and why capitalism is killing our future.  Other than relatives, they had no audience.  Al-Jazeera wants to pour anti Christian and anti Jerusalem hate propaganda.  This fits the model of Al Gore, so he sold to Al-Jazeera for plain old blood money, but hey it’s more money for him!

Of course the US government will approve the purchase, because we don’t want to exclude terrorist propaganda right in the USA from Islam extremists.  We need to protect freedom of speech, including speech to incite terrorists to kill more of us.  Obama will probably be on several segments with his favorite celebrity reporters from NBC on the new channel.

This will be the most vital news source thanks to Al-Jazeera!

This will be the most vital news source thanks to Al-Jazeera!

Hold your nose, and here we go!

December 30, 2012
Do you know where that finger has been?

Do you know where that finger has been?

President Obama shared his great ideas with the village idiot from NBC in an exclusive 30 minutes of nothing on commercial television broadcast Sunday, December 30, 2012.  He knows that the USA is behind him on his fiscal plan for our future.  Sure!

When everyone sobers up on Wednesday to see that their paycheck shrunk some more, and he gave pay raises to the parasites we feed in Washington D.C. federal government, then the fun starts.  We’re all behind you B.O. to push you out-of-town.  Go traveling around the world some more and get out of here.

His fiscal plan is exactly what?  He promises more jobs, more taxes, more benefits in health care, more food stamps, more unemployment checks, and he promises that the sun will rise in the East!  What kind of plan is this?  Keep printing money and keep talking about how we are all behind you.  Don’t think so.  He has not submitted a budget plan for the last 4 years!!!  We don’t know what he wants to do with the money we are borrowing from China, other than give pay raises and promotions for all his political pals in our bloated and disorganized executive branch.  How many czars he got now?

Anyway, he knows it’s okay going over the fiscal cliff, because he don’t know what it is anyway.  He’s too busy to study such boring stuff.  Just keep sending in our money, folks.  Happy 2013!

It is the night before Christmas!

December 24, 2012
Santa Claus told us to be of good cheer and good will toward everyone!

Santa Claus told us to be of good cheer and good will toward everyone!

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Who makes violence glamorous and fun? Where is Hollywood?

December 16, 2012

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Unveiling the FISCAL CLIFF holiday cocktail!

December 11, 2012

This hobo declares the FISCAL CLIFF cocktail for 2012/2013 holiday season!

FISCAL CLIFF cocktail is classic champagne cocktail!

FISCAL CLIFF cocktail is classic champagne cocktail!

The champagne cocktail is decadent. expensive, and just what you need to forget about your troubles during the holidays!  A sugar cube with a few drops of bitters in a champagne flute glass with Remy Martin champagne cognac and your favorite champagne.  Money is no object, since we are adding a trillion in debt anyway.  This drink will make you happy!  To follow the fearless leader Obama, just order these drinks at the fanciest bar.  Run up a huge tab.  Then tell them the 2% should pay.  It’s the new American way!

 

Obama and Geithner will drive off the fiscal cliff? Bon Voyage!

December 9, 2012
We're going over the fiscal cliff in 2013!  CHEERS!

We’re going over the fiscal cliff in 2013! CHEERS!

New Year’s Eve is the fiscal cliff party!  A lot of disappointed  end of the world Mayan  nuts, won’t be disappointed when we all go over the fiscal cliff!  It will be awesome, and I plan on drinking a lot New Year’s Eve!  We hope Obama and Geithner don’t pick a VOLT, because it will never get to the cliff.  How about a classic car that gets better mileage, can drive more miles, and cost 10% of the VOLT?  Let’s go back for our future.  I don’t like the future the way Obama sees it.I do have faith in the future as long as I’m drunk.  We will get  hopes dashed, lives ruined, and  regret our miserable future with Obama.  Just don’t be an ambassador trying to get help, because the odds don’t look good the way Obama pays attention to his dinner and travel more.  In my next post I will unveil the new cocktail; FISCAL CLIFF.  The best part of it is you don’t pay for it.  Somebody else does!

We were much smarter before we got Obama.

We were much smarter before we got Obama.

Somebody stop me going off the cliff!

December 8, 2012
One of these days...POW to the moon!
Uncle Same being given a bum steer by Obama!

Uncle Sam being given a bum steer by Obama!

We are glad to be sitting in the car with Obama at the wheel!  He’s screaming that we’re going off the cliff, and don’t worry.  He’s driving us crazy.  Oh yeah, he plans on jumping out of the car and going to Hawaii for 20 days while we sit in the car with no one at the wheel.  He was bragging on how he’s got the keys, and won’t let the Republicans drive anymore.  Ralph Cramden was a much better driver from THE HONEYMOONERS as played by Jackie Gleason.  2013 will be a lot of fun as we are now off the cliff with the only view is falling down.  However, as most things in Washington, it’s all a fairy tale.  It’s more of a bump than a cliff.  If it will only shut everyone up, then let’s proceed with no deal at all.  When we discover that we weren’t killed because Republicans didn’t give Obama a bunch of stuff nobody needs, then life goes on and Obama can keep threatening to hold his breath until he passes out.  Go ahead.

We know our president has no clue on how to handle anything, except blaming Republicans.  Anyway, cliff diving is the new Obama gift to the USA.

Aloha! So long suckers!

December 7, 2012
Don't worry, be happy!

Don’t worry, be happy!

Why do the Sandy Hurricane victims have to worry?  President Obama will be thinking of them while Hawaii will be his plans for next 20 days.  When he comes back, they’ll still be there without any progress, but he was thinking of them.  The deficit will increase by another trillion, whether he raises taxes or not.  What’s the big deal?  We want the President who spends 1 billion dollars on the White House budget to make him happy, to keep living like a king.  He is the king of freeloading.

Obama new deal no budget limit on spending and $1.6 trillion more in taxes

December 1, 2012
Obama can't remember anything about USA debt?

Obama can’t remember anything about USA debt?

Obama has amnesia?  He couldn’t remember how much the USA debt was before he became president.  David Letterman asked a simple question on what was the debt under Bush.  Obama campaigned on the amount of debt Bush created.  Obama told Letterman that he can’t remember?!!  Yeah, sure we all believe that.   He doesn’t care what our deficit is now anyway.   Obama wants to keep spending more and more because he likes dreaming up goofy stuff.  Bernanke is his secretary of Federal Reserve, and he coined the infamous term “fiscal cliff” referring to the disaster created by our government.  The Obama solution is just to spend more of what we don’t have, by taxing more.  But he intends to spend more than we can tax, but that’s okay and he don’t care.  Maybe Letterman should ask Obama if he’s still giggling and laughing over the fiscal cliff Obama makes worse.  It seems the Obama political solution is to pin everything wrong on the Republicans.  Obama gave some inspiring speeches at a Tinker Toys factory.  How is that doing anything about actually working on the solution?  We love his speeches, and he does too.  We would like to see him work.

Hobo etiquette and hygiene

November 28, 2012

Do you know where that finger has been?

The sequence of moves is important in everything we do.  One vital lesson I will share with eager hobo graduates of the Obama depression.  Some fellows find the need to scratch their ass.  Some fellows feel the impulse to pick their nose.  Some fellows do both! Never, ever scratch your ass and then pick your nose!  Nothing further needs to be said, because you will smell the reason.

Black Friday fashion disaster

November 25, 2012

With my hobo Christmas wish list crumpled up in my yoga pants, I ventured out to experience the excitement of “Black Friday”.  My trip to the Oak Brook shopping center was like visiting a familiar place that has changed.  While a teen ager I remembered seeing women in fur coats and designer clothes going through Marshal Fields with their friends and the trademark Fields clock on dark green bags with heavy rope handles to hold the heavy shopping.  I miss the past more for an attitude on life with more expectations.  You won’t find anyone dressed up anywhere.  The future of civilization started going to hell when women stopped wearing designer hats and gloves.  Yes, men stopped wearing designer top coats.  Men had dress hats, what a novelty.  Now men wear sneakers or work boots in blue jeans as high fashion.  Women have no sense of style anymore.  The clerks at Macy’s made an effort to appear as if this Black Friday crowd were an important audience.  I know that our country is now mostly people with no style, and no expectations of anything better.

My mission is to go back to the 1950′s as my template for style.  Gentlemen wear dress hats, top coats, and dress leather shoes.  DO NOT show me the synthetic fake leather shoes in Macy’s for $39.99 made in China.  DO NOT show me old men wearing blue jeans who look like old deck hands on a tramp steamer.  DO NOT show me grandmothers trying to look like fat MTV tattoo tramps in training.  Sorry, but I really don’t like the USA population anymore.  I may be a hobo, but I from now on will look like the old-time millionaires.  The new rich look stupid.  I don’t care that Bill Jobs wore a black turtleneck and blue jeans as a billionaire.  He looked like a fake college professor trying to look cool.  I refuse to accept the new normal.

My challenge is to find the haberdasher, and  the men’s clothing stores that embellish the traditions that made us feel good about being men who dressed up.  I also realize that my quest will not change anything.  However, my self-esteem in making a fashion statement that fits my values is my mission.  Anyone care to follow me in my quest to change how we want to look?  Oh yeah, forget the 4 days beard stubble look.  Beards and mustaches are classic.  Grizzled stubble is stupid.  I will never look as classy as Cary Grant, but he is my guide in my quest for class.  I couldn’t find any sign of class on Black Friday people watching.   Oh yeah, Brad Pitt looks like a bum and him endorsing some skunk oil for men is a joke.  Saw his display in Macy’s and had to laugh out loud.  I would say Brad is trying to look like Jesus, but nobody allows reference to religion during Christmas.

Holiday shopping carts are overflowing!

November 18, 2012

We 3 kings with shopping carts out on the town!

Don’t know of anyone in our circle of family and acquaintance demanding shopping on Thanksgiving Day.  These gentlemen might fit the profile of folks hanging out on Thanksgiving day looking for bargains.  The Friday after Thanksgiving was always for shopping professionals.  That means women, because men are inept bunglers and I admit that I am not a good shopper.  I dislike the media label of “black Friday” as the day after Thanksgiving.  It refers to the ancient maxim that all stores only became profitable when you survive  that far, your profits finally arrive.  Being “in the black.”  However, most stores now are seldom profitable due to miserable economic condition of families.  Now the retailers that don’t make money anyway, want to piss off their staff and bring in shoppers with their turkey leg in hand from Thanksgiving.  Wiping your greasy paws on the pillows and towels in the store is uncouth.  Most likely the retailers will attract these gentlemen instead of real shoppers.  It used to be a Olympics event as women map out the shopping plan of attack on Friday with mad dash as the doors opened.  Now, that thrill is gone as just come in anytime, any day.  Nordstrom has the good sense to let their staff and their customers enjoy Thanksgiving, without promotions to drag in shoppers on a holiday.  Thank you Nordstrom.

Thanksgiving Day remembered or forgotten?

November 18, 2012

Norman Rockwell chronicled the ideal qualities of USA during his lifetime.

Back in the 1950′s not everyone lived as portrayed in Norman Rockwell’s depiction.  It revealed how people wanted to feel about their family and their unity during Thanksgiving day.  Today this is a fairy tale of a never-never land as known in our world.  There were back in the 1950′s and there are today hobo folk missing connecting with their family and friends.  There are people who consider themselves successfull by the size of their bank account who celebrate by counting their money instead of their friends.  The generosity of grand parents who set a banquet for their family is less likely with economic challenges.  Grand parents and parents are more likely to be draining their bank accounts helping struggling family members.  There is no inspiring painting that can capture that daily struggle in our country of families fighting to keep family members connected who are in need.  I want to celebrate the happiness of enjoying our time together as we give thanks to our Creator to live in the country that provides the opportunity to live free.  Give thanks for our time together now.  We can’t predict or promise a better tomorrow, but we can promise to stay connected to help each other.  Salvation Army, Catholic Charities and your local church pantry appreciate your contribution for another year some need charity to celebrate Thanksgiving.  Nobody should be forgotten on Thanksgiving Day.

Wisconsin deer hunting starts today!

November 17, 2012

Pioneer spirit is alive during deer hunting!

Way back when the USA was just a lot of wilderness, you had to grow your food and hunt your food.  There is a satisfaction in being self-sufficient through your own skills.  Being proficient in hunting with bow and arrow plus rifle are skills that are now more for fun than survival.  But in these hard times, and they are hard indeed for those with supplies low in the pantry.  We have “Hunt for the Hungry” that fills a lot of empty refrigerators with venison.  The hides get used for clothing and gloves.  So even if hunting is more for fun for most hunters, their donation of their catch feeds many in need.  So keep our spirit alive, and share with the hungry.  We have a new generation of hunters with dad and grandfather.  The minute man of our fight for independence hunted for their food, just like many do today.  The history and traditions that made the USA are in deer camps around Wisconsin.  (Oh yeah, deer hunters spend millions in Wisconsin that also helps a lot of the local merchants keep people working.)

BTCGM union deaf to Ding Dong bell of doom

November 16, 2012

Hostess can no longer stay in business.

Growing up with school lunch box stuffed with a sandwich, apple, and a Hostess dessert.  Twinkies and assorted products were part of my youth.  Of course now I realize my parents were trying to kill me with Hostess products that can only harm us, not help us.  Thank you to the health craze food nazi group that has declared war on anything enjoyable we have used for decades.  So those who want to force us to live on tofu and oats can enjoy their Thanksgiving without me. The BCTGM union has rightly declared the management of Hostess as inept.  However, before they whistle and walk away, the union has participated in the decline of fortunes for decades.  Is the union only suited to be a back seat driver to blame management without any effort to right the ship?  It seems the hands on deck on a ship in distress, should not tell the captain he is a  bungler and not fit for duty.  How does that get the ship home to harbor?  It seems the union enjoys blame and complaining more than saving the company and the jobs of their union members.  Oh well, we are awaiting the USA to bail out the union employees by buying Hostess just like GM.  “For whom does the bell toll?  It tolls for thee!”  When the funeral bell tolls, many feel the cold hand of death tapping them on their shoulder as a reminder of mortality. Many companies feel a shudder of apprehension when another company fails.  The USA populace will buy the products when the brand rights are sold to a healthy company to continue poisoning future generations of children who don’t care about food nazi propaganda.  Eat a Twinkie Michelle, and a HoHo too!  Graveyard humor is visiting the BCTGM web site with main display supporting Hostess strike movement.  It is similar to complaining to a corpse at a funeral visitation that you never got your $20 you loaned him.  Most are grieving the loss, than worried about your wanting your $20 from a corpse.

Hobo Thanksgiving contest for 2012

November 12, 2012

We were much smarter before we got intelligent.

This is a great chance to win a hobo Thanksgiving feast!  Can you tell me where this car in 2012?  Do you know what kind of car this is?  (No it’s not a VOLT.  More of these cars were sold than the VOLT!)What is a hobo Thanksgiving?  A  can of SPAM, saltines crackers, vacuum packed beef stick with string cheese, and a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer complete the hobo feast.  Since it is illegal to ship liquor, you have to buy the beer for yourself.  But all the other items are waiting and ready to ship!  Hope you win!  If you give me your address, we will have a hobo deliver this feast in person.  We got over 9 million hobo folk, so there are plenty to go around.

Veteran’s Day honors the defenders of freedom

November 11, 2012

Thank you to my father for his battle against Hitler in World War II, and for his choosing to start a new life in the USA.  Thank you to my brother who fought in Viet Nam and survived the Tet offensive surprise attack.  Thank you to my son who has served in Iraq and is scheduled to another tour of combat duty in 2013 with his National Guard unit.

Our future as a free nation is purchased by the sacrifice and dangers by our newest generation in all branches of service for our defense.  Thank you.

Back from Iraq with 32nd

A new world record and it didn’t take long!

November 10, 2012

On Friday November 9 our president Obama staked out his election mandate speech.   A new world record for waiting is 3 days!   He just got elected and he’s warning anybody and everybody, don’t mess with me!  I am king of the hill.  I am the genuine grand poobah!  So we can discuss the important problems we face.  Just don’t expect anything will be used.  The Obama vision is the only way to go!  Don’t worry about getting more jobs now.  We want more tax money!  He cannot let the rich avoid his tax attack!  However, it seems the 2004 election mandate was based on promises by Obama to cut deficit in half, decrease unemployment to 5%, plus immigration reform were all to be handled.  So the mandate promises are gone like last election promises of  other mandate presidents.    Now, Obama raises his shield to deflect any other view as irrelevant since HE HAS A MANDATE to tax the rich.  How about his mandate by the law of our constitution to propose a budget for our federal government for the year?  He hasn’t bothered doing that for 3 years.  Can he do this in year 4, finally?  This would be either an impeachable failure of the executive, time for another Obama speech!  (In the corporate world, you would be fired immediately for failure.)

The mandate demands that Obama do some work instead of more speeches.

Santa may miss the White House due to fiscal cliff.

Big government is the new official “religion” of the USA

May 19, 2013
Pray that the government does not knock on your door.

Pray that the government does not knock on your door.

Please share this prayer.

“We beseech you Saint Michael to protect us from the IRS. We need your strength and intercession to endure the persecution and trials we are about to face. Make us strong enough to do what is right to protect our beliefs and our freedom from persecution by our government. I pledge that I will stand up against the false religion of big government. I accept God as my strength and my belief in the sanctity of life. I reject the idolatry of big government. I humbly accept this battle with your help, Amen.”

President after 5 years confirms; “I don’t know!”

May 18, 2013
Empty suit in chair of POTUS

Empty suit in chair of POTUS

When the IRS comes knocking on your door, you can’t say “I don’t know.” When the president needs to answer about the IRS, he only can say “I don’t know”? Oh yeah, he fired the guy who was leaving in a couple of weeks. Why did he fire that guy Miller? Does that mean Obama did know something or confirms Obama knows nothing? Why fire sombody for nothing?

You can’t make something out of nothing! Miller didn’t think it was illegal to target conservative groups. Should there be MANDATORY TRAINING on the laws governing our executives in USA government? How about at least a “learner’s permit” before you invade Libya, get our ambassador killed, let a moron in North Korea run wild, and keep babbling about Syria for 5 years that are getting more missiles from Russia? Obama has flunked the course that George W Bush has passed in 2 terms. Obama is graduating to the Richard M Nixon hall of shame, and do not pass GO or collect your outrageous speaking fees as ex-president.

IRS stuffs 10 pounds in 5 pound bag of BS

May 14, 2013
George W Bush did it!

George W Bush did it!

The spider web of deceit, treachery, and the executive branch incompetence leave us baffled! Congressional hearings in 2011 on IRS political dirty work proved the IRS denied anything happened. In 2012 something must have been in the IRS coffee. Suddenly “low-level” IRS employees took initiative all across the USA to throw monkey wrenches in Tea Party applications. They needed files on  donors, including relatives. They distributed this private and confidential information to a liberal “non-profit” to expose how a conservative “non-profit” has evil intent! What is a “low-level” employee? Were they seeking approval and promotion from “high level” IRS political officers? Russia has political officers in every segment of government.

President Obama had no idea what his executive branch has been doing with the IRS? Who is managing the IRS if not the President and executive branch? Maybe the “low-level” employees of IRS have taken over? Obama alerted and warned those “low-level” people to watch out. He will not accept such naughty doings. Expect to get promoted to a “high level” position!

So why does the management of IRS not include MANAGERS who oversee the operations they are responsible to manage? The investigation by Eric Holder proved that the managers did not know, because they had no interest in managing or working other than as political officers.

Even Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid can’t lift all the bags of BS that are overflowing in Washington DC now. This is a bio hazard zone needing Environmental Protection Agency clean up.  Obama’s defense is compelling that the executive branch is completely incompetent.

Who is running our country?

May 13, 2013
We didn't 'know and nobody told us!

We didn’t ‘know and nobody told us!

It seems our president doesn’t know about anything until the commercial media informs him! In “press conference” today, he claims the Internal Revenue Service targeting TEA PARTY type groups didn’t come to his attention until he read the newspaper last Friday. Does he have somebody on his executive staff that is supposed to manage the IRS? Or is our president just occupying the white house and waiting for his newspaper?

However, president doesn’t believe what he reads in the newspaper about Benghazi? So what is it? What source of information can the population of the USA rely upon? Do we want a president that reads the newspaper to us? Or do we want a president that is managing the executive branch, and is anticipating instead of reacting too late on everything?

Gee, Benghazi just happened. President couldn’t do anything.

What about the Secretary of Health and Human Services Sibelius? She was extorting and shaking down corporations to “donate” money for her propaganda project of OBAMACARE. Did the president know what his staff is doing? Or did he first learn of this in the newspaper?

What newspaper should run our country? Our president can’t do anything without the newspaper.  Is it PRAVDA from Russia?  Which newspaper should run our country? I like THE STAR and NATIONAL ENQUIRER. They report better than the beltway insider newspapers.

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